29 Things that make NO SENSE in Red Dead Online 

Game is scuffed LOL. Seriously though, the more you think about it the more things you'll think of that don't make sense in Red Dead Online. It never ends haha. Hope you guys enjoyed the video! Some reason YT has just shadow banned me here lately so I really appreciate all the support lately! I love you Fiasco Family!

The whole RD Community: We want a law man role, properties and to be able to rob banks, stage coaches Rockstar: Well you can play as animals for 4 minutes

So basically they should just add all the content from story into online.

1:50 also dogs should be used for hunting such as killing birds they can fetch the birds that have been shot down who agrees 👍🏾

This is pretty much “29 reasons why story mode is better than online”.

30. Hair doesn't grow.

How about the fact that a race horse like a thoroughbred has less speed and stamina then a work horse😂

I wish we had more legendary animal clothing to buy than just jackets

Things that make no sense: There’s no such thing as black cougar Harriet doesn’t want you to kill animals but doesn’t teach you how to talk to animals (to avoid being eaten) You can’t wear the animal head piece without the coat You can’t sleep in your own bed Or sleep in general You can’t bathe As a girl, when you wear a dress or skirt you don’t ride side saddle, instead your skirt/dress becomes a glitched disaster through your horse.. why When you put on a bandana or pick up a hat off the floor it saves over your custom outfit You can’t attach the lantern to your hip when you pull out a gun

Simple answer as to why Rockstar doesn't add these: they don't care

The spurs actually do make the clanking sound if you walk on wood like the saloon in Valentine. If you wear ear or headphones, you can hear them pretty well.

commounity: we want to rob banks Rockstar: just play as a rabbit thats better

The fact that there is no Outlaw role... The whole campaign slogan was "Outlaws for Life". The online starts with you being sprung from prison.

Someone has to send this video directly to Rockstar’s brainstorming meeting room.

I feel like the more annoying thing with fishing would be the fact that we can’t break down large fish. Why not???

I would love it if my dog ingame would be able to retreive ducks and any small game

Why can't we fish from boats? Why don't we have actual satchels when the npc's do? Why can't we purchase different wagons or stagecoaches? Why don't canoe's spawn in the rivers? Why don't we have different holster positions available to wear? You can see some npc's with different holster positioning Why can't we jump from our horse onto a nearby ledge or rooftop? P.s: Spurs do make the classic noise and have made that noise since day one. Try wearing a headset, you can clearly hear them.

Note: Harriet will even get mad if you just run over animals: i.e. roadkill. It even interrupts the "don't kill an animal for 24 game hours" challenge. WTF!

They’re really doing a crash grab at this game its sad, some western style game it is....

Something that doesn’t make sense Harriet

Can someone send this video to rockstar.

You forgot to include one of the things that literally makes no sense and is so unrealistic: The Outlaw Pass

The game: *Immersive and all.* Online when you have to holster a weapon: “So I started teleporting.” Also you can’t mercy kill animals if they are near death, in story mode you can press a button to kill them, in online you have to wait for them to bleed out if you don’t wanna ruin the pelt, because rockstar doesn’t want animations in online.

I’m ready for the dlc where my wife leaves me

Should we tell him Time travelers you know what I’m talking about

Making daily challenge Don’t kill an animal for 24hours in game time (Naturalist) But kill 5 Deer’s (General) Lmao soo wait what

My character that's has a skinny body type is classed as overweight. I know it's because I keep my health high, but it's still odd lol.

Why there’s no such thing as bar fights? Can’t it just pop up if u want to start a bar fight like in story mode!!

Yea Spurs make a noise, I remember buying them back on console, they made a distinct 'clink' sound when I walked vs not wearing them, also, glad to see a new vid

9:00 nah you actually can now they changed it

30. You can buy a moonshine cabin, but you can’t live in it

Honestly the timer for missions are my least favourite thing

Things that make no sense: THERE'S NO BANK RObbERIeS

Shoot im just wondering why everythings so expensive

Zumie: “29 things” Me: “WTF WHY NOT 30!”

After the Halloween update in RDR 2 online the next role that needs a update is the bounty hunter role. It’s still my favorite role. I can not wait to play as a lawman. And own a sheriff’s Station. This game needs also a new role in RDR 2 online to play as bandit and own a hideout to. So that we can play against each other. Or play against NPC characters and that you can choose. Be good or evil or both in RDR 2 online. 🤔😀

And the witnesses are so broken to wtf, most of them "spot" me through walls and like 200 ft away it´s ridiculous

This is stupid but, The game says nudity and the only naked thing u can see is the guy that think its a Wolf or something lol

Another point is why can’t you use the different knives you have such as the trader knife. It just always defaults back to the first knife.

The Lock Breaker doesn’t make any sense. You can buy it, it says its “used to silently break locks” but a never found a lock to use it. And why the legendary animals clothes of story mode are not available in online?

Great video! But as someone who uses spurs in real life with my horses, I can confirm that they don't make that much noise like they do in western movies, especially when walking. Unless they are really loose on your boots or you are walking on a harder surface like concrete or tile; and even then they're not that noisy. But in the game, if you're on your horse and go into eagle eye, you can actually hear the spurs. So Rockstar did get that one correct. No hate, just thought I'd point that out. 😁

I totally agree with not being able to store the old lasso in my weapons locker.

Two points about the naturalist thing. 1. Harriet is crazy. It’s part of her gimmick. 2. You don’t HAVE to kill the predators. You’ve got sedative ammo and a horse that can run fast.

Taking in a legendary bounty at 5 star rating only makes you about $20 for the $300 hat you want

6:36 #18. This rig is for horsemen. When on a horse the offhand gun on your belt facing the right is the most comfortable draw. Drawing from the hip is slower and inconvenient when mounted. Yes I don’t like it, yes I want a rig like Dutch’s, Micah’s, or Horsea’s but this is a very historically accurate rig that looks bad.

#30: Arbitrary mission timers. I've only ever failed missions because of that bloody timer.

Actually, the honor system affects the types of missions you get as a resupply, so if you have low honor, you get missions where you kill people and high honor you get missions where you're encouraged to not kill people.

2:50 I believe the reason for this was because you would be able to trade gold for cash because in the beta version of online you WERE able to sell horses, at least the ones you owned. I remember I sold the first horse you get on the first mission with the brothers for $60. I tried selling the Arabian horse that you got for free during the beta, but ofc it would sell for $0.

I wanna be able to do that thing with the repeater that Arthur does in the train robbery mission without aiming

I have one, are character’s can’t speak. It’s annoying how are characters just stand there and do nothing whilst someone is talking to them in a cutscene, makes it seem as though something is wrong with them. I am not asking for free roam dialogue like “hERe GIrL” , I am just asking a simple conversation in a cutscene. You could say Rockstar are prob trying to stay with their tactic with gta but to me it’s just lazy. To do this, all u need is the player to choose there voice when customising their character, instead we get to customise our whistle 😐

Can of baked beans are the same price as a gold ring

These days it's Red Dead Furry's Online. The Legendary outfits are just horrid and most of the updates are just introducing busy work, which I'm sure is Covid impact related.

Also it makes no sense not having free aim servers

Woah woah woah what was that “intimidate the bartender” mission? I’m level 356 I’ve had my shine shack in every location and I have NEVER gotten that mission

I LOVE that there's no incentive for playing faster. Doing things fast just leads to people complaining there's nothing to do.

Actually, the dog can leave the camp when you camp is being raided, it will come and get you and you can interact with it then

30. Special series, that are more often than normal showdown series.

You forgot to add explosive bullets to the list

The reason for the two right handed holsters is that the secondary is called a cross draw holster. You can draw your weapon from a seated position or from horseback easily with this design so that you don't have to draw from the hip.

You covered pretty much everything here. Except the fact that being in defensive mode I can still be very easily killed by another player. I've been shot dead by a player while in my wilderness camp about to fast travel in defensive mode. I love this game and played since day one but as with everyone else I just wish Rockstar would show it some love and fix it.

It would be cool for a optional satchel like a free one an the start ant purchasable ones

Missed one when your in a gunfight and your camera swings around like a your drunk asf in top of having bloom

Well, about the number 24, Lawman always try to kill you because our character escaped from prison in the beginning of the game. Our character was going to Blackwater/Valentine to be hanged and was doing time in Sisika penitentiary until the sentence was ready to be executed. So, technically, our characters are always wanted Dead or Alive. What actually doesn't make sense is the Sheriff don't arresting us when we deliver a bounty LOL

Rockstar: adds the ability for your dog to follow you. Other players: *its open season*

The brother in the tutorial to online literally says to bring him any good horses you find but you cant sell them, even if they're stolen. You cant sell stage coaches or wagons you steal either so what's even the point of interacting with horses that aren't yours?

Things that we missed in the list that makes no absolute sense in rdo 1 - Can't wear a bandana or mask while wearing a poncho. 2 - Can't fully customize role outfits. 3 - Garmet Sets only come with jackets and hoods unlike the rdr2 story. No vests, boots, gloves, bandoliers, customizable hats, or even customize you camp with legendry pelts for your tent etc. 4 - The bandit Mask that comes with the Outlaw Pass.3 is in the bandana section instead of the mask tab. 5 - Can't wear rings with gloves. 6 - Some horses get scared of tiny snakes even to the point where they buck you off. 7 - No duel wield holster types like in the story, one guy in the Angelo Bronte mansion cutscene has a gun holster on the left side of his rib. 8 - Can't interact with your tent such as lying or sitting on the bed, can't close the front flaps of the tent it just stays open. 9 - Emotes cost too much gold bars 10 - The Black Arabian costing 42 gold bars when there are better horses you can get with in game money and roles. 11 - Wagons aren't customizable. 12 - Npc's in your Moonshack bar don't pay you a fee for drinking your moonshine. 13 - Where are the rest of the minigame modes and activities? such as five finger fillet, dominos, blackjack, the movie theaters scattered around the map. 14 - Banks aren't accessible to store in money. Maybe banks will come out as part of heists but this still would have been a cool feature in my opinion. 15 - No feature to allow us to change our characters gender. 16 - Can't have your camp pitched in the snow. 17 - No co-op missions like in gta where you survive npc enemies and each round gets slightly harder. 18 - No face paint, no tattoos, no necklaces you can wear etc. 19 - Can't order food in bars or rent rooms and washup in hotels like you can in single player. 20 - Mercy killing animals should have been a feature in the game and not locked behind a role. 21 - Jails are always empty in online. 22 - Gus has no missions or things for us to do. 23 - Horses missing from the story line. 24 - Posse's can only be up to 7 people. 25 - Killing legendary animals in free roam has a 3 day real life time cool down if you're trying to get the same type.

High honor/low honor has some influence on the re-supply missions from cripps. High honor: hunting animals for trading a wagon with supplies & taking back the supplies from the broken down wagon or that the npc has been killed by a cougar or a pack of wolves Low honor: steal supply sacks or an oil wagon or steal a supply wagon.

I could swear that my spurs make noise as I clank around tumbleweed, It's quiet but it is in the game I believe.

Funny thing is most of these features are in Story Mode

I feel like this was just a video for him to rant 😂

Idk if this happened to anyone else but on multiple occasions ive done a bootlegger mission in free roam to reduce the mash price, and then after taking a mission from maggie I come back to see that the price has gone back up

I love the videos man. Straight to the point. As long as red dead online is around I will be here.

U actually put one of my things that don’t make since

Dude, let's all make a big stink about not being able to sell horses so Rockstar might actually fix it.

Harriett, the Naturalist role and playing as a bunny... Sounds like a senior executive has a vegan, PETA member intern they're trying to impress.

Something that angers me is the fact that you can't make your custom character left handed

No no no no. PVP is NOT pointless. It’s actually one of the more efficient ways of making gold if you don’t suck 😂

The second holster is in front, that does not make sense

It’s kinda weird how they won’t allow you to open and close coats and vests And how you can’t wear a bandana with a poncho Edit: it’s also kind a dumb that, when you miss an outlaw pass, or something from the outlaw pass you’re just outta luck. Like why can’t they just keep their outlaw passes up?? Instead of just making one and then leaving it

Here's my list of the things i hate from the game: . the rifle's barrels pointing up when equipped on your character's back, the logic behing this is astounding , you can literally blow your own head up when walking or running. In other games the barrels always point down for safety. . Not being able to eat or drink directly from counter tops, you can only stow items away and then eat/ drink them from your imaginary satchel or item wheel. . Not having the ability to kick players or NPCS with your horse. . Not having cinematic jumps with your horse like cinematic ramp jumps in GTA 5. Not being able to use items when on top of rocks like the advanced camera/ camera, compendium etc. .not having tattoos, necklaces/ medallions , wristbands/ bracelets, henleys that open up more in the chest area, cool holters, and leathers belts and straps like in Hunt: Showdown etc. . Not being able to have multiple scars like the eye scar and the clawed scars together etc. . Not Being able to lasso every large animal in the game, why can't i lasso a buffalo if i so please, why? Who cares if it drags me all across the map. . Dead animals and dead bodies despawning, if i kill an animal or person and leave it there, i would love to leave, come back in a few in game days later and have the body be there and be decomposing. .not being able to wear bandanas with ponchos. . Not being able to go to the prison, why ? .not being able to craft bolas, and not having a rock sling in the game yet. . Not being able to bang whores/ prostitutes at the saloons, why Rock Star why. . Not having the animation of the bartender serving drinks at the saloons, and not being able to get food at the saloons, not being able to rent a hotel room or a bath. Anyway these are all the things from the game that grind my gears right now, if i think of any more i'll be sure to post them later.

Online shopping through the catalogue. This makes no sense lol

I take a call on rockstar site for '' robbing things'' maybe for october

for the two right had holsters. when you draw the left holster with your left hand when dual wielding, you actually grab its and then spin it in to position in the animation. and same when holstering it .

The offhand holster, the way it currently is, would typically be used if you played poker alot, in case you were called out for cheating or something, you'd be able to draw pretty easily, but I do think they should've had a couple of different options on where to put the holster

Why does the smallest thing for gold cost five gold every time

Game is a joke now more then anything. Story mode is great tho. Just don’t think this game will ever be what players truly want

What doesn’t make sense is getting a bounty in the whole map if wanted, it should be like story mode

My God man you were on a mission with this video. Take no prisoners. Almost 100% of what you said is what I have been thinking. A lot of things make no sense whatsoever. And unfortunately I don't see even 3 of these things being addressed in the foreseeable future. New sub.

i want a charge move for my melee weapons in full sprint

Everything in this video is straight facts

I personally wanted more of a gunslinger loadout capability. I'd love to have the main two holsters (with the ability to reposition them) and have one or two smaller holsters undershoulder/across chest that can be used for only carrying like short barrel pistols/revolvers. I really want to have my long barrel Navys or Volcanics on my hips and then be able to have short barrel LeMats or double actions to choose from too. When I'm in towns I like to leave long guns on my horse for the realism but I want to carry a little more firepower. Even be able to carry two sawed offs and still have a couple short barrel handguns to switch over to. I think that would be a lot of fun. On the weapon wheel I imagine the melee options being moved to the left or right and having the bottom of weapon wheel reflect the top with being able to draw one or both handguns.

This is what I think rockstar is doing. They’re trying to milk as much money as possible from gta online and as soon as they start earning less money they’ll start focusing on rdr online and give the players all the features they want just so rockstar can start milking money from that. They’ll probably treat gta 6 online the same as rdr online. However I’m almost positive that they’ll eventually change their attitude with rdr online and start giving us what we want and fix the game from bugs.

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The biggest issue I have with RDR2O is in addition to how individuals no where near an incident can be a witness and the fact that though the only form of commuication over any type of long distance was the telegraph. They notify the cops somehow immediately. And though it took me several minutes to get to the location, they only take a few seconds. Not to mention that they can see you in total darkness and you can't see them.

The spurs do make a noise but only briefly. Try walking on a hardwood surface you should be able to hear it. Love everything I learn here.

Dont forget that annoying thing of atomaticly putting your gun on your horse on the moment you wanna grab something else

I like how my character can scream when their on fire but can't talk

I think the biggest thing that doesn't make sense is as soon as a lawman even lays eyes on you committing a crime you are automatically wanted throughout the entire world! The cop lawman doesn't have to tell any other cops or the rest of the law about it, once a cop sees you the entire world apparently knows about it.

The only rare occasion the dog leaves the camp is when your camp goods at your trader table are being stolen.

ok i love your commentary, "What a bunch or assholes" "You have to pull it out with your pinky or some shit" LMAOO