2b2t's History of Kings 

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"Chunks would load when I gave the word."

From the monsters I used to slay

@@nw3473 from the mobs I used to slay

@@nw3473 hide from the mobs i used to slay

Tap Hart unrated

*"sit down my child...lemme tell you a story...about a great king..."*

Pyrobyte? Of course I know him he is me!

Kvf 29 Lol Star Wars reference

Obi Wan Kenobi Voice= Pyrobite? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

Crusader kings 2 in nutshell

and then, in both cases, they destroy what they built for shits and giggles

It’s actually literally true, since 2b spawn was once a desert. I wish I was there so I could have seen it, but I started in 2014...

that is why i don't trust adults. (also, i'm a girl)

KrTheMaster if you consider 12 year olds adults then yes

he used his real name ... and call himself a king? 2b2t sure knows how to chose their leaders.

@@necrotoy774 2b never has leaders, its anarchy m8

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmbeepbeepbeep even in anarki, you have some people taking the lead on some project. People with a correct mind will work on some project with a team leader like Baki or Hermeticlock, as for toxic players, you'll always have a bastard followed by followers who don't question his/her way to think until they got sick of the guy/girl, like Jarret. That's paradoxal, but even in real world, the one claiming the world needs no rule are trying to make people respect their own rules and become some sort of leaders or tyrans. the actual rules just don't match theirs.

@@necrotoy774 okay bud

@@necrotoy774 someone doesnt know what anarchy means

I mean u ain't wrong😂

Oh, same here. When I first popped into check out the legendary 2b2t that i never really paid attention to, i didn't expect to find an entire geopolitical history.

Obv he was a 12 yo if not less

Ok guys I know what IGN means

69696 subscribers with no videos challenge That should get a government handout!

@@hairdryermanson6955 in game name

You were just in that one reddit video I just watched

lmao good one

this comment is underated

Plat3Braum ...

True, but those days were awesome.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

talk about a redemption. I get the Joke but if it was true, maybe he got the meaning of this : "In anarky, the king is nothing but a rat among the others. In anarky, only gods matter ... and you're none of them"

@@necrotoy774tf is anarky?????

@@hatredgt7781 anarchy* not “anarky” grammer boi

@@JoeMama-zi9be its not even his grammar :_: nor is it a typo its clearly him being dumb

@@hatredgt7781 eh, he’s probably never seen someone type it and has only heard it before

Yeah actually I never thought of it that way. Although, I would say that the killing of new players was also influenced by the facepunch republic's defeat back in the early days, after an influx of players from 4chan brought their toxicity to the server, killing off the only sort of organized government.

That’s more so an environmental factor, or a patron deity at most. The Greeks were shaped by living by a lot of large bodies of water, so you could say that the sea was the true king of Greeks.

Too much determination perhaps.

I'll amen to that.

Chris leighton was popbob

Chris was popbob's alt

@@optimx314 source?

Did some George Washington type shit lol

I feel the same way... It's almost like a legendary tale.

Yep, I felt bad

He was a legend

A true king

@D Sauce Thanks Nicheal from D Sauce.

No it’s actually Chris legtion

I’m just kidding btw

I clapped when I heard that

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

That most likely wasn't done with hacking. Therefore he wasn't using his innate power over the server maliciously.

@@nemasisdemarini8339 Malicious or, not, it still probably hurt.

@@valentinosella3410 What I was saying is that he didn't use his ability to hack the server to do it. Therefore it was not done by abusing his power, but rather through the same means that anyone else could have.

Just guessing but I think in the scale of things at the server's context, 50 withers are nothing compared to whatever to be deemed "malicious" lol

It was probably a joke to assert his dominance

Maybe hes dead :/

@@delavegairene34 he's not

“Sweden” by C418 plays

No *Last Online (@&&@&#) Yedaweks ago

AXRIES last online 1 month ago

plot twist of the century

Didn't see that one coming.

I don't believe it

No way

Oh my god

Travis Oliver I wanna write a book about this or something

where ever theres land and humans

Civcraft was probably the best server for that stretch from 2012-2015 was incredible, check out the abandoned subreddit.

Unlike Africa

@@javhonnbrown6625 africa has one of the most intense geopolitical histories

“...Minecraft on server anarchy oldest The” there I put it another way

because it is

What he said

SNEZ damn ur right actually

His voice makes it feel like it so much more.

It is

too true lol

For real

for me its not so long

Just wait a couple years and the queue might go down a bit.

Hahahahaahahhahahahahahah

Jotaro Kujo feels bad man

@@swiiperr please carry my comment into the tops of the comment section, i will be off for a week.

Wait wait. You watch FitMc Yare yare daze

Tarasz yare yare... daze

@that's bizarre that's pretty bizarre.

Lol

Yeah. Chris was too busy being toxic to realise that protecting your privacy is number one on a server whit no official rules

888 likes

would it be weird if i told you Fit said it almost at the same time?

Ah yes the chris leighton here is made out of chris leighton

The Great CooLite LOL

RU-vid better know that this is serious business

I will never unthink this

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it's not highway it is called 'autobahn'

This made my day 😂 😂

@@ST-tn9ow I translated it, for the english speaking viewers to understand

@@generaldurchbruchmuller7284 the Autobahn is famous enough for most English speakers to know what it is. Autocorrect even helpfully identified it as a noun and automatically made it's first letter capitalized.

@@scunthorpe5513 Thats pretty cool

The Pickled One rip

You are still a legend

I had a strange encounter while I was just roaming around I actually saw pyro and well surprisely he didnt kill me I just crouched and so did he and then he flew off by far my best moment in 2b2t

Amobilegrunt poggers

Amobilegrunt met him once, never saw him again.

Ah yes, the floor is made out floor

If you kill him, he will die

Sometimes the quiet people are the ones that dont speak too much

I once thought i was wrong, but i was mistaken.

666 likes Nice

Pickle Person *big brain*

BIG BRAIN

Pickle Person GIGANTIC BRAIN!

400 IQ plays

Honestly, that would be amazing.

so random to see you here darcat lol good content

Darcat what does tfw mean

@@mysticvx2721 tfw = That feeling when

Come back to youtube?

*than my entire life

"But only the avatar, the master of 2b2t could save the world"

That’s rough buddy

At the beginning of time, there where 4 elements, griefing, spawn killing, anarchy ,and most notorious, bullshiting

Hausmaster is the avatar Change my mind

Yeah

A trew revanite i see

Revan! Go back to the Old Republic, damnit!

@@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial no.

Nub Nub no.

@@SlashoftheGreatnessOfficial yes, REVINITES, UNITE

Edit: Just wanted to see how many people who can't understand sarcasm.

Mightyvalk maybe in a parallel universe you did

@@pxrcivxl Hope things go well for you.

No

Sailadun I thought he meant that he also watched it with a smile

I play on 2b2t...Not gonna say who, but I'm sure another king is rising. Ik for a fact another king is rising. This Minecraft server is more interesting than our history fml

@@briannas177 are you one of them that made history or just a regular?

@@Drew-vv9ef im tryna make history. im just a regular right now though.

That_Shark ahh ok then good luck. I’m trying the same but in a young anarchy server

@@Drew-vv9ef whats the servers name? i want to find newer anarchy servers to play on

bruh

Edgy

Edgy, but Saaaaaammmme

Love yourself man, no homo

Sad

Welcome to the Hotel 2b2t!

What a wonderful place!

Plenty of room at the Hotel 2b2t!

@@youraveragegamer9301 Any time of year, you can find it here!

PlasticGun 25 epic note block solo commences.

*Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa*

I was born at a very young age

If you want to live, don't die

hmm

In Sweden, it is forbidden by law to be a criminal

My favourite colour is Fourteen lol same

Carl Johnson YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

My favourite colour is Eighteen.

My favorite child is 11 said the old creep

Kpoop

He’s more comparing him to iTristan, who also had backdoor access but used it to locate and grief bases (see “The Day 2b2t Almost Died” on this channel for the full explanation). Pyrobyte, on the other hand, pretty much just hacked in a bunch of items at various points. iTristan was chaotic evil, Pyrobyte was lawful neutral.

@@Nathan-kk6lb I want pyrobyte to be my dad

@@j43d3nn2 me too.

Nathan2055 pyrobyte was more of a “chaotic good”

On 2b2t, that IS restraining yourself

Hm idk either

Lol

@@carlosjuarez1679 chrisleighton was like: *Impossible*

Shut up

@@hayden87 Y u bully?

@@redboxgamingyt3452 he is Chris leighton

Yee 😂

So you mean I can let my family watch me play

@@jackzter049 you can just close the chat

I'm stuck with this name and profile pic YOU CAN CLOSE THE CHAT?

Same

they did much worse than that they found his mums facebook

Finally minecraft is anime

@@znckovwkdw5073 wdym, it already is

@@user-ib1dx4dh3n really when

@@znckovwkdw5073 jk

@@user-ib1dx4dh3n ik

Hmm

You either leave a legend or play long enough to see yourself as doxed as Chris Leighton.

@@joeulric1944 hope you are joking

The god is damn hausemaster

I am assuming this is a lightbringer reference

fluffykittycat same.. it really do be like that, and i wish i was there.. i was to young at that time tho.-

Alphastrike yh I was like 3

Yeah, bored as he ll

Haha

Livin it up in the hotel 2b2t!!

Is the highway that the singer was driving on basically the run from spawn?

Matthew Hancock probably

I don't know why but it reminds me of john wick more than what you mentioned

and people called him a king ... 2b2t sure knows how to chose the leaders

Reminds me of miiverse politics

yeah im too scared to join cuz im frightened that the veterans would kill me for 2 hours straight

@@slickslack3644 yeah I wanna join but I heard that the pros enslave new players

@@drnarwhal2888 oh my God yes I miss muiverse so much

It was 666 had to like

Actually i use my real name... cause i cant find a good pseudo. How to choose one? But i dont do anything (too) bad on games

@@eloanbernard4942 literally just go into a word randomizer or generator and keep rolling until you find one you like. using personal info in games is never good even if you never do anything bad.

@@eloanbernard4942 Mine is a mix of a demons name and my middle name *azarin*

@@Black-nf3tx well i know, but i cant find a username that i like... anyway i’ll try

RNG + periodic table gave me Arliamli(ArLiAmFLi)(1839593)(yes i found the stupidiest way to find a unsername)

yeah. me too

lol u noob 2b2t is new server

iT Is YoU DuMb HeAd

if you call 2010 new sure

@@weeveeteevee149 r/woooosh

I'm surprised that at that point, none of the huge factions ruling the server are actually a cult around him, praising his reign and preaching his return

Nah it happens all the time

@@martinmocquelet6745 if somebody did that, thatd be wild

Martin Mocquelet That sounds suspiciously like 40k and the emperor

Isn’t all this history stuff not overdramatised a bit though

That’s not the lyric 😭

The new one: The ruler

This is a meme song

Yet, his apprentice, chrisleighton killed him in his sleep

Big Cancer It’s not a story the Minecraft gods would tell you, Chris Leighton was a Dark Lord of The Toxics, he was able to manipulate the codes within Minecraft to create, Anarchy..

@@literallyjohn6906 is it possible to learn this power?

Swordplaymaster Gerb *Not from a normal Minecrafter.*

Big Cancer what actually happed to him? Was he Murdered? Did he kill himself? I don’t really know the history..

ohh and I also had one of his super weapon's but only for like 24 minutes after he demanded it back

@@user-ts1to6sj1d Ok then what preceded the Vortex Coalition

i gave him head for a command block

It is nj

BUT HEY THAT JUST A THEORY A-

@@AL-bl9bm A minecraft theory

*hits blunt*

HMMMMMMM

Kangz

And magic

How to properly clean your metal computer lol you really are everywhere on youtube seen you on so many different places

I mean, in theory, anarchy should not allow for kings at all but then there will always be a madlad who just does not care at all.

You again

Agreed

A virtual one,but still a killer

@Giorno Dude, anyone can talk about knights, doesn't mean they were there when it happened

Maybe one day we will tell these stories to our grandson

Charley Brett ppl like you have a reserved spot in the underworld :/

@@Kkamikoee Why's that?

@@charleybrett1663 joke ruiner tbh.

Bro got traumatized over minecraft

Cap

@@neverastraightanswer9802 ong bro minecraft had me rethinking bout life and shit 💀

This is so true that I thought the title was clickbait

The line is a bit gimmicky now, it was fun but I believe he’s probably getting sick of saying it.

BloodySeaGulls he doesn't have to say it lol

Royal Yeah but how else are we supposed to explain that it's the oldest anarchy server in minecraft

Royal ok

The rule of the public part of the internet

@@ronyrubinov7449 the deep/dark web aswell

the extremely spoken-about rule of the entire internet*

@Qantux bro waht

@@ronyrubinov7449 except for Facebook

This video resumed: Chrisleighton, the fake king who wanted to be a god. Pyrobyte, the actual god who became a true king.

plot twist pyrobyte is a nine year old

@@forestcity4217 nine year old with backdoors. maybe now he is nasa engineer.

In my opinion none of them are kings

@@roykoopa6509 I think ur probably right but pyro sure as hell came close