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3 Foods That Are Making You A FAT MESS! 

Ryan Humiston
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@kurttegman1555
@kurttegman1555 3 года назад
I like that he doesn't even crack a grin saying all this...his Deadpan demeanor is solid.
@codybennett479
@codybennett479 3 года назад
So was his stool
@epyon7773
@epyon7773 3 года назад
That’s not flushable man I died
@kelstruth2563
@kelstruth2563 3 года назад
Bruh it’s legendary not even people like Kevin heart can hold a straight face with this kind of stuff 🤣
@erikpatricksson3348
@erikpatricksson3348 2 года назад
I knew a guy like this. Was hilarious but he didn't see it lol
@sirhenrycurtis2220
@sirhenrycurtis2220 2 года назад
Nor does he blink much.
@MHAfundy
@MHAfundy 3 года назад
If you go on the standup comedy circuit, I’ll be buying a ticket.
@idread1104
@idread1104 3 года назад
Me to...😅😅😅
@EikTuKaTu
@EikTuKaTu 3 года назад
100%!
@15scottie
@15scottie 3 года назад
Ryan is the funniest dude in the world. Love his wry & dry sense of humor. He should be a gag writer!
@shindoutheronin
@shindoutheronin 3 года назад
Fqx
@Synophic
@Synophic 3 года назад
Why buy a ticket when his doing for free on RU-vid. Starting off with veggies make you fat. Sure want to talk about specific scenarios or a technical context sure. But what was delivered does more harm then good for mainstream RU-vid viewers. Let's talk about the stack you use and give some context around that. That would be useful the youth of today that face bigger challenges then those before them.
@justapakid
@justapakid Год назад
I haven't laughed this hard in so long! I love your videos and am adapting a lot into my workouts!
@7msjster
@7msjster Год назад
right. he is such a blessing.
@webber977
@webber977 3 года назад
Absolutely no expression on his face telling that story, guys a master
@marklasky9285
@marklasky9285 3 года назад
He is funnier than comics that get paid to be funny. Awesome dude!
@mattbrunson995
@mattbrunson995 2 года назад
Just tells how serious shit really is
@peterookotai6965
@peterookotai6965 2 года назад
What fucking vegetables was he eating exactly???
@jerryfenski561
@jerryfenski561 3 года назад
Working out 32 years, never had the gains I've had the last 6 months and it's all due to the big guy. Thanks man!
@TauntingIntelligence
@TauntingIntelligence 2 года назад
Which advice helped you the most?
@jerryfenski561
@jerryfenski561 2 года назад
@@TauntingIntelligence switching to high rep superset rather than focus on heavy lifts. The growth in my weaker areas like chest and biceps has been unreal
@TheBenjammin
@TheBenjammin 2 года назад
I've been lifting 12 years, I agree, never had the gains I've gotten recently till I started using his programs...and dbol.
@adelissa2125
@adelissa2125 2 года назад
@@TheBenjammin best comment ever...
@craigx818
@craigx818 2 года назад
No offence but you were doing something very wrong if that’s true
@LPH-11
@LPH-11 2 года назад
Your garage workout is absolutely awesome. Just finished this week and my legs are so freaking sore. I'm changing things up for a month and going to do it again. So worth the $20 and I'm telling as many people I know about it.
@ingaleerus4577
@ingaleerus4577 Год назад
I PROMISE you, nobody cares about your work outs. I PROMISE YOU ON MY LIFE!.TRUST ME! You weirdos need to learn this. Do you know how many people you push away when you constantly.talk about how many reps you did on what machine? Or what you're doing differently for your diet? Do you guys think by mentioning how sore you are is going to nake everyone think youre tough or something? I mever understood it. Would you care if a random dude told you what he was eating for lunch? Or imagind a bum walks up to you while walking out of 7/11 and he tells you his lega are sore from walking all day. What would you think? Wouod yoy hamg around and talk about it? Why do you think you matter?
@AncientAge_449
@AncientAge_449 3 года назад
Man, the alcohol thing is a true statement. It was the biggest adjustment I made in the beginning, thought I’d still be able to fit it in...but it made me soooo damn lazy and unmotivated the next day. Crazy how much my sleep improved once I cut it out. I still drink, but it went from 3-4 times a week, to 3 times a month...massive improvements to my everyday energy and health.
@Iamkshatria
@Iamkshatria 2 года назад
I had exactly the same response to alcohol. Not tired but a lazy unmotivated day. I haven’t had a single drink from past 4 weeks. I am going strong.
@MrJohnnyDistortion
@MrJohnnyDistortion 2 года назад
Things improve when you stop poisoning yourself.
@JM-qt5mg
@JM-qt5mg 2 года назад
Man i thats going to be big for me. I like drinking at night on my days off.
@gwengwen4535
@gwengwen4535 2 года назад
Super encouraging guys, my alcohol intake has definitely increased a LOT over the last few years😰😅
@timboslice9071
@timboslice9071 2 года назад
I started taking NAC and making sure to drink some water before bed when I do drink and it's made me feel a lot better the next day. Granted when I drink it's a small glass or 2 of whiskey/bourbon so ymmv depending on how crazy your drinking style.
@jamespearson3216
@jamespearson3216 3 года назад
I am dying over that story! No shame No shame, bravo.
@Wombatzu
@Wombatzu 3 года назад
Best laugh I've had in weeks.
@geaswb1038
@geaswb1038 3 года назад
Agreed? My eyes watered I was laughing so hard.
@SKPhoto816
@SKPhoto816 3 года назад
Fuck you @RyanHumiston that story made me laugh and cry at work, now my coworkers think I’m getting divorced
@harrywalker4922
@harrywalker4922 3 года назад
Just being human
@ternfolbaek5620
@ternfolbaek5620 3 года назад
nice
@jamiestocks4064
@jamiestocks4064 2 года назад
This dude is so funny and amazing to watch! Thanks for making our lives better by NOT trying to bullshit us. Keep it real dude and thanks for your help.
@ingaleerus4577
@ingaleerus4577 Год назад
If he kept it real he wouod tell you what he's taking and how much of it. And there's nothing funny about his videos. It's child humor. Lower the iq the easier impressed/amused.
@dogeking.2465
@dogeking.2465 Год назад
@@ingaleerus4577 Ok bro 😂
@jswong8200
@jswong8200 3 года назад
This is the first time I've heard a constipation problem articulated in such detail on RU-vid 😂
@officialstoneytark
@officialstoneytark 3 года назад
Unflushable...
@joequillun7790
@joequillun7790 3 года назад
George Carlin, eat your heart out. LOL.
@julieshrout9835
@julieshrout9835 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@kevinlogan8374
@kevinlogan8374 3 года назад
When did Kratos start giving fitness advice?
@kieranwhittemore1010
@kieranwhittemore1010 3 года назад
LMAOOOOOOOOO
@hondaman6918
@hondaman6918 3 года назад
This guy is great!
@MyNameisRevenant
@MyNameisRevenant 2 года назад
Since he stopped killing God's for breakfast? Who knows!
@xxDimitriOwnzzzxx
@xxDimitriOwnzzzxx 2 года назад
this is Hilarious!!
@aaronhaidle7130
@aaronhaidle7130 2 года назад
"I have a story to tell, Boy. There was once a man. He ate far too many vegetables when he thought it may have helped him. It did not."
@saxon3980
@saxon3980 Год назад
You're spot on about some of the "zero sugar" options. I'm a type 1 insulin dependent diabetic so I have to monitor everything I eat. A few years ago I swapped to a keto diet to reduce not only my blood sugar levels, but also my insulin usage. I found that many "zero sugar" options are packed with sugar alcohols that not only spike your insulin needs, but do it at an alarming rate because they are so high GI. Not all sugar alcohols and sweeteners do this but you have to be very careful when chosing which ones to consume. Oh and the best ones taste like ass😖
@joshfountaine6634
@joshfountaine6634 3 года назад
Absolutely no transition from "I was a grown man chopping up my own poop on the bathroom floor" straight into "Buy my gym program". I'm 100% here for this and will buy your gym program.
@wyattfairweather8364
@wyattfairweather8364 2 года назад
Man I just found your videos and I have to say. You seem like a down to earth guy just spewing good advice. In an industry (fitness) that's so obsessed with self promotion and selling products. I have to say this is a refreshing change. Stay gold pony boy.
@zachdidow2441
@zachdidow2441 2 года назад
I had to go back through this again because the story at the end killed me LOL. I am completely inspired by your approach to fitness and health. No non sense, no feel good babying. Just facts and laughs.
@zengerz
@zengerz 2 года назад
Classic 💪👍
@SkidVicious1971
@SkidVicious1971 3 года назад
Having worked as a janitor I have come across what we called...the unflushable. Had to get a plastic knife from the cafeteria and cut it into several sections. It was the same diameter as a 2 liter coke. I couldn't believe that this came from one of the middle school girls. Had to be a teacher. Either that or a sasquatch snuck in and dropped an anchor. Yeah, good times
@keotte5234
@keotte5234 2 года назад
Didn’t save none for me?
@fabuloso3635
@fabuloso3635 2 года назад
Hahahaha
@anthonyvaldes1021
@anthonyvaldes1021 2 года назад
🤮
@Beatles.lassie
@Beatles.lassie 2 года назад
Oh Lordy!🤣🤣🤣
@MrJohnnyDistortion
@MrJohnnyDistortion 2 года назад
Documentation? Photo? Turd pic?
@albertsmith792
@albertsmith792 3 года назад
Your channel is like one stop shopping. All the knowledge I need to enhance my physique plus your delivery in educating us is priceless. I literally shot coffee out of my nose. Too f..king funny! You're the only fitness channel I've ever followed where I look forward to the next one.
@kevinathans4191
@kevinathans4191 3 года назад
How is this education?
@danieleckstein7118
@danieleckstein7118 3 года назад
@@kevinathans4191 because he's teaching fitness and dietary advice to people who may not understand it. Thus "educating" a group of people.
@kevinathans4191
@kevinathans4191 3 года назад
@@danieleckstein7118 He isn't teaching dietary advice. He is promoting a fad diet based on personal experience. He clearly has never read a nutrition text book. No dietitian, you know, someone that went to school and got certified, would ever recommend this. The science goes against everything he says...I mean he is right about alcohol and artificial sweeteners...but to tell people a bag of veggies is high in calories? Please. Tell me what is lower in calories? If you want dietary advice go to Half Price Books and buy a nutrition text book for 3 bucks in the clearance section.
@danieleckstein7118
@danieleckstein7118 3 года назад
@@kevinathans4191 he wasn't promoting a fad diet. He was pointing out foods that can lead/cause weight gain. Did you watch the video? 🤨
@kevinathans4191
@kevinathans4191 3 года назад
@@danieleckstein7118 I did watch it. He said veggies cause you to gain weight...are you that dumb?
@elkitesaga999
@elkitesaga999 Год назад
Started my weightloss journey like 2 week ago, now starting my 3rd week of it. Im down 7 pound by cutting out soda and lowing my cals intake. I used to intake 3k - 4k and now I'm around 1.3k - 1.9k cal per days with 100+g protein per day. I am seeing changes on my body. Most of what I am doing is because of your videos. Thanks my guy.
@08mario08
@08mario08 Год назад
Slow down my guy, you don’t want to loose weight too fast. I’m not an expert but everyone agrees that loosing weight too fast is not good
@yazamuto
@yazamuto Год назад
Don’t cut too much too fast. Your metabolism _will_ slow down.
@dard4642
@dard4642 3 года назад
"What are you laughing at?" *Holds up phone "Sorry, this gigantic man is talking about digging shit out of his ass and chopping it into smaller pieces after he jumped a fence."
@weedermann
@weedermann 3 года назад
A worthy med-school video
@jeffbuehner1876
@jeffbuehner1876 3 года назад
Honey, what are you laughing at? I’m not telling.
@HeavenlySaviour
@HeavenlySaviour 3 года назад
The "Go F Yourself" part with a calm face lmao hilarious
@sulemanpatel
@sulemanpatel 2 года назад
Dude I love the delivery of your vids you talk on a level like most of us talk to our mates & it makes it so easy to take in.
@hefrongsxr
@hefrongsxr 3 года назад
"That's the reason why your face is a giant circle" LMFO
@autotouchdetailing255
@autotouchdetailing255 3 года назад
Lmao this killed me
@kelstruth2563
@kelstruth2563 3 года назад
People on the couch like dam he’s right 🤔🤣
@ravonderelle
@ravonderelle 3 года назад
Lmfo as in laughing my fat off?
@cappy0023
@cappy0023 3 года назад
I gave up alcohol almost 8 years ago. The benefits of sober living are too vast to list, but my body comp improvements were remarkable within 6 months.
@jeremylyle2653
@jeremylyle2653 Год назад
OMG that last bit about the vegetables!! i can't breathe!!!! thank you for being so transparent with us Ryan!
@anuno26
@anuno26 3 года назад
Honestly….. that’s one of the best shit stories I’ve heard in a long time. Just that fact you had to break it up , you took it to another level . Thank you for your service.
@LeewardSideMusic
@LeewardSideMusic 3 года назад
“If they die, my hypothesis will be correct” lmao
@njfuentesrespecter81
@njfuentesrespecter81 2 года назад
I was an alcoholic drinking a handle of vodka every 3 days for at least 2 years. Put on 50 lbs from just alcohol. I always ate clean, but alcohol alone did me in. No matter how you justify it, cardio immediately the next morning, just drinking vodka with water, working out the next morning…it doesn’t matter. Don’t be like me and have to go cold turkey for weight to come off fast. It’s not worth it.
@Cam-fn7dy
@Cam-fn7dy 3 года назад
1. Fruits and vegetables 2. Alcohol @ 2:07 3. 0 calorie foods @ 3:00 Bonus *extra virgin olive oil
@weedermann
@weedermann 3 года назад
What's his beef with extra virgin olive oil. Is good stuff! Great beneficial fat
@highstakes1235
@highstakes1235 3 года назад
@@weedermann lots of calories in a small amount
@MisterBlue03
@MisterBlue03 3 года назад
@@weedermann I think he refers to people who add oil as flavour (i.e. garlic pasta). Oils in moderation have healthy benefits.
@brock5946
@brock5946 3 года назад
I don't agree with his statement number 1. The pros of fruits and veg outweigh the cons
@jki8006
@jki8006 3 года назад
@@brock5946 Right? Veggies are generally very low in calories. Fruits, not so much, but who is eating 2000 calories of fruit?
@JAWBoneProductions1
@JAWBoneProductions1 3 года назад
I fuckin love your videos! I'm an injured military veteran and you have motivated me to get back into the gym. I admire your "no-bullshit" attitude. It's the exact boot to the ass I needed to get off the couch and fight through the pain. So thank you!
@omaramir9197
@omaramir9197 2 года назад
I love this guy just discovered him on RU-vid. He talks just like me and buddies from Brooklyn nyc. I’m gonna listen to you. Your rite. The truth is the truth
@SarcasticLee26
@SarcasticLee26 3 года назад
His content is amazing. He simplifies weight loss & working out for because it doesn’t have to me so complicated. The best part is his jokes because of his demeanor you aren’t sure if he is serious or not😂😂😂
@anthonymoody3826
@anthonymoody3826 3 года назад
Lol, "That's why your face is a giant circle." I probably wasn't suppose to laugh at that
@dongentile6473
@dongentile6473 2 года назад
Dude, love your comidy along with your straight talk, way to go. New subscriber here.
@bellkeliane5601
@bellkeliane5601 3 года назад
I see a coach Greg outburst on the horizon.
@HoagieHeadlock
@HoagieHeadlock 3 года назад
He can’t handle the roasting he’d get from ryan
@channel-cq5ic
@channel-cq5ic 3 года назад
Coach Greg is a cry baby
@xlkarma8446
@xlkarma8446 3 года назад
@@channel-cq5ic Coach Greg is legit. So is this guy. I’m almost done with my PhD in Kinesiology, most social media “fitness influencers” are full of 💩
@danieldacanay8466
@danieldacanay8466 3 года назад
if coach greg features him it would even be a milestone for him.
@ammarplayz429
@ammarplayz429 3 года назад
Loool
@bobnlouie
@bobnlouie 3 года назад
The pains from needing a shit are called concraptions. That's a true fact I made up.
@dendanskehelt4296
@dendanskehelt4296 3 года назад
I believe it. It is now scientific fact.
@jvyeknom
@jvyeknom 3 года назад
That's from a Bevis and Butt-head episode
@Feathers147
@Feathers147 3 года назад
More of the same please! 😂
@lawschoolpro
@lawschoolpro 3 года назад
Hahahaahhahahha.
@dangitBobby74
@dangitBobby74 3 года назад
You work for MSM?
@maryray3805
@maryray3805 Год назад
Just found this guy...finally no nonsense no bs truths...and funny and sarcastic...keep on keepn it real big guy
@GonAway7
@GonAway7 3 года назад
Karate chop my shit. Haha, I need that on a shirt.
@noah-te2bv
@noah-te2bv 3 года назад
Bruh found one on the internet
@whatdayisit20
@whatdayisit20 3 года назад
Started watching your vids around 7 weeks ago. Ive lost 2 stone and still losing more. Youre a beast Ryan, keep up the vids 💪
@JohnJohnson-iv1nr
@JohnJohnson-iv1nr Год назад
I'm sorry for commenting on an older video. I nearly did die of laughter. I had to watch it twice and subscribe. You made my day brother thank you sincerely.
@joshreuter1009
@joshreuter1009 3 года назад
I want to see you force feed a grown man pepperoni hot pockets till he cries….. 😂
@350speedfreak
@350speedfreak 3 года назад
Lava pockets would make anyone cry.
@1922Skidoo
@1922Skidoo 3 года назад
😆🤣😂!!
@maxpaynegk
@maxpaynegk 3 года назад
Straight out the microwave.
@jc4lyfe24
@jc4lyfe24 3 года назад
I concur
@moorshound3243
@moorshound3243 3 года назад
What is a hot pocket? I'm from the UK.
@xychoticbreak5198
@xychoticbreak5198 3 года назад
I may have hurt myself trying not laugh at work while watching this one.
@maxpaynegk
@maxpaynegk 3 года назад
I'm on break in a room full of people, trying not to yell. 😂
@xeeng1
@xeeng1 3 года назад
I think I at least giggle on any/every of R-dawg’s vids I watch. Lol
@thriveinlife
@thriveinlife 2 года назад
I’m in Scottsdale & just came across you… Hilarious. Truth. Handsome. Huge. Thank you. I’m going to watch all your videos, like a Netflix series.
@stevenadkins4372
@stevenadkins4372 3 года назад
OMG I am crying. The last 2 minutes were absolute comedic genius!!!!
@thebyronicmann8292
@thebyronicmann8292 3 года назад
He’s just shamed 80% of every stand up comic I’ve personally seen. I’m crying here 🤣
@KevinJones-su1jh
@KevinJones-su1jh 2 года назад
LOL! Too funny! I bought your full gym and garage program today. It was leg day already for me so I started with the full gym leg day. I finished it but almost had to be helped to my truck and It's an F350 and I sharted myself trying to climb in. Love this stuff! Did I mention I'll be 67 next week? Been doing this a long time and this is one of the best I've seen, thank you! By the way, boil a big pan of water to kill a massive turd, works well except the wife was disappointed because she thought I was cooking dinner
@KurtSimmonsRockstar
@KurtSimmonsRockstar 3 года назад
I almost dislocated my broken collar bone laughing at that last story... Thank You
@legotech2001
@legotech2001 2 года назад
I’ve only been following Ryan’s channel for 2 weeks and already I’ve gained 3lbs of facial hair thanks bro 👍
@camilovega9843
@camilovega9843 2 года назад
When I was 20 I had gained a huge amount of weight since graduating from school. I also got drunk every weekend, of course. Stopped drinking and lost 20 kilos (44 pounds) in a year JUST FROM NOT DRINKING. No diet, no extra exercise (I played tennis mildly for an hour twice a week), nothing. The weight gain from alcohol is impressive.
@mrpocock
@mrpocock 2 года назад
Most alcoholic drinks are high in sugars. And people snack with drinks. Not to mention how it alters your metabolism of sugars. I can totally believe it.
@jamesgill9288
@jamesgill9288 2 года назад
Hey brother you are so awesome...i appreciate you beyond for all your tips and advice.. For the last year i have been super serious in my work out and managed to lose over 48 lbs.. And i owe it to alot of your instructions.. Thankyou
@WickCityLLC
@WickCityLLC 3 года назад
#1 Fruits and Vegetables - can be tons of sugar if you overeat it #2 Alcohol - don't drink heavy stuff #3 Zero or Low Calorie Foods - A lot of them add up
@ortizgs
@ortizgs 3 года назад
When I heard fruits and vegetables my soul almost left my body
@Trener_Artem
@Trener_Artem 3 года назад
Like, come on! Fruits...well ok, i guess, they get demonized often. But vegetables?? WTF
@mcalette
@mcalette 2 года назад
These videos are super helpful and totally hilarious! I enjoy watching them so much!
@matthewbergey7153
@matthewbergey7153 3 года назад
I use olive oil, and measure every ounce. I keep track of everything in my fitness pal. 1.5 pound per week calorie deficit, macros 40% protein 35% fat 25% carbs. Lifting is 3 days on 1 day off. Making great progress. And I also eat 6 servings of veggies and 1 piece of fruit per day.
@thedungeon1288
@thedungeon1288 3 года назад
Good job.
@monstermj7
@monstermj7 3 года назад
When you keep track of macros you're almost guaranteed to make progress, almost as of there's a science to it
@antonygough-martin857
@antonygough-martin857 3 года назад
Just changed my macros 👍
@kodoaok626
@kodoaok626 3 года назад
Do you wear spectacles bro ?
@chrisspence4453
@chrisspence4453 2 года назад
“Turned my ass into a giant potato gun” “fuck you vegetables”. You my friend have won the funniest monologue on the internet!! 😂😂
@MrEGuy-mi4qk
@MrEGuy-mi4qk 3 года назад
You are a realist like myself and just hilarious ! Laughed out loud to this video . Don’t ever change big guy
@TheMaverian
@TheMaverian 3 года назад
I haven’t laughed this hard from a RU-vid video for at least 10 years. 😂😂😂
@paulphillip3239
@paulphillip3239 3 года назад
He's not funny,wtf
@smarty-br8og
@smarty-br8og 3 года назад
@@paulphillip3239 Circle face, eating veggies and fruits spotted...
@kevinaroca1708
@kevinaroca1708 3 года назад
@@paulphillip3239 you're just miserable
@Saetun.
@Saetun. 2 года назад
Ryan, This is the most entertaining $#*! I watch. Thx for 1) keeping em short, 2) having a different take & C) making it fun. Thx for what you do.
@bushrglobalists8742
@bushrglobalists8742 3 года назад
"I drink red wine because it has antioxidants..." GFY - LOL. So PAM is good? or bad?
@pepethepackerfan6088
@pepethepackerfan6088 3 года назад
I think he said it was good in comparison to extra virgin oil
@jhonnyramirezfolgar7681
@jhonnyramirezfolgar7681 3 года назад
In a previous video he showed how it says 0 cal for a 1 second spray and nobody ever uses 1 second spray
@Snerdles
@Snerdles 3 года назад
It's not good or bad, it's just mostly oil (canola, palm, and coconut) which means it's basically pure fat and dense calories. The label has nutrition info for a 0.25 second spray so it can say 0g of fat because they round down. No one ever uses that much, they use something like 8 times that amount. It's not about it being bad or good, but knowing what it is so you count your intake properly.
@weedermann
@weedermann 3 года назад
PAM is iffy. The shit is expensive and you get little bang for your bucks
@Abel69black
@Abel69black 3 года назад
I lost 35 lbs by integrating a lot more fruits into my diet instead of snacking on other foods. A lot of fruits are not calorie dense foods and you can get a lot more volume for less calories than most other foods. Bananas are higher than most fruits but berries 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
@sqre4896
@sqre4896 3 года назад
I don't know who needs to hear this but frozen fruit is a good replacement for actual sweets, nearly have a bowl everydag lol.
@mikeadcock1985
@mikeadcock1985 3 года назад
Of course if you replace more calories for less calories you'll lose weight 😅
@Abel69black
@Abel69black 3 года назад
@@mikeadcock1985 yep more calories burned than consumed = fat loss. Which once again I ll reiterate that most fruits and veggies are not calorie dense foods and perfect for fat loss in a diet.
@krisvq
@krisvq 3 года назад
You missed the point.
@Abel69black
@Abel69black 3 года назад
@@krisvq nah dude, I like this guy’s videos. He’s funny and has a lot of great info but this video has clickbait written all over it 🤷🏻‍♂️
@arbythepainter
@arbythepainter Год назад
Your videos are informative and they crack me up with your commentaries.
@guwu4479
@guwu4479 3 года назад
Came for the health info, stayed for the stand up comedy session 👌🏽
@drygulched8084
@drygulched8084 3 года назад
"Wall of shit" "ass into a potato gun". C'mon man you're killin' me here.
@kellyakadonkey
@kellyakadonkey Год назад
This video was just a masterpiece! Ultimate work of art.
@curtbenson8216
@curtbenson8216 3 года назад
“You’re face is a giant circle”. Lol!
@kabmeisterkabs1220
@kabmeisterkabs1220 3 года назад
T h h
@laruebokampiter9613
@laruebokampiter9613 3 года назад
Unfortunately, I resemble that remark
@twinflamesundercoverthanks5274
@twinflamesundercoverthanks5274 3 года назад
Lols 😂
@paulphillip3239
@paulphillip3239 3 года назад
How is that funny
@JayyB44
@JayyB44 3 года назад
😂😂
@aaronminty7471
@aaronminty7471 3 года назад
You make me smile and feel better in these tough times. Also great knowledge and matter of fact delivery. 10/10
@scottlivezey9479
@scottlivezey9479 2 года назад
That was the most authenticity serious yet funny story I’ve heard in a long time. 😊
@benjamintoups953
@benjamintoups953 3 года назад
“That’s why your face is a giant circle” I’m dying😂
@TraumaER
@TraumaER 3 года назад
What does that mean?
@jamisonbernhardt3310
@jamisonbernhardt3310 3 года назад
Lololol
@jjlax7
@jjlax7 3 года назад
@@TraumaER I think he means they are fat.
@TraumaER
@TraumaER 3 года назад
1:48 the only thing that needs to be said. FACTS
@taritheapothecary
@taritheapothecary 2 года назад
Every morning after a workout (or not if I’m resting) I eat a bowl of oatmeal made with whole milk and a little butter, cup of coffee, and then eat a radish on my way out the door. Don’t eat again until dinner and usually have raw broccoli and another radish. Don’t eat again until breakfast.
@Jeff-Larryson
@Jeff-Larryson 3 года назад
My boy just listens to about 5 seconds of this with me and said “ look that’s you dad, he can’t even go 2 seconds without using bad words.”
@rawunfilteredtv
@rawunfilteredtv 3 года назад
You’re doing it right #fatherhood 😄✌🏾
@NickBWeird
@NickBWeird 3 года назад
A vegan telling me not to eat vegetables has me rather confused right now, not gonna lie.
@twinflamesundercoverthanks5274
@twinflamesundercoverthanks5274 3 года назад
Lots of pesticides in veg too
@jjabrony1973
@jjabrony1973 3 года назад
You’re not the only one. This confused the hell out of me. He IS vegan right? I was shocked when he said it in another video but I’m pretty sure he wasn’t kidding. So confused
@thedungeon1288
@thedungeon1288 3 года назад
That is what I am saying. If he does not eat meat, honey, dairy, olive oil, veggies, or fruit, what does he eat? Pea protein powder breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Plus lots fruits and veggies have low calories.
@user-dx7yu1pm2i
@user-dx7yu1pm2i 3 года назад
@Box Addict you're right! All the you tube people are dopes. Here is the secret....ready? Eat as clean as you can. Move your body. You dont have to do crazy cardio. Go for a nice walk, half an hour, turn around go home. Do resistance training. Recover...get a good night's sleep. Do that and you will live a healthy happy life.
@kevinhicks9447
@kevinhicks9447 3 года назад
I generally like this guy's info and he's funny to me but he's misinforming people in this video about vegetables and even his thought on olive oil. Your body does need fats and understanding good and bad fats is huge. I wish he would not talk about healthy eating because it's clear to me he doesn't know what healthy eating is. Stick to workouts.
@caseywatson4508
@caseywatson4508 Год назад
Once I cut my alcohol intake down a lot my body responded in the best of ways. My muscle growth has EXPLODED in the last 2 months. I used to drink way too much...but recently I have made some adjustments and my waist is down to a size 30 from nearly 34. It only took a few months too...Alcohol really stunts growth in muscles and sends that mess straight to your midsection instead.
@Apexarmoryffl
@Apexarmoryffl 3 года назад
I started watching this guys videos and after hearing his humor I told my wife “this guy is definitely a veteran!” 😂
@AbhishekSingh-kv9ud
@AbhishekSingh-kv9ud 3 года назад
I want to see Ryan train someone through his workout. Would be fun to see the torture 🤔
@RLopez26
@RLopez26 3 года назад
I'll volunteer as tribute 🙋🏽 I'm in az to 😂
@josephmonk
@josephmonk 2 года назад
Shoot I would die because I’m very out of shape but I’d volunteer because it’s guaranteed to get results!😂
@lortanic
@lortanic Год назад
God, I love your stuff! Thank you for the high-quality information and the amazingly deep belly laughs. I don’t have to work my abs this week because I watch this video.
@toddhumphrey6310
@toddhumphrey6310 3 года назад
Fruits and Vegetables?!? Coach Greg would be scratching his head over that one. Having heard your story, I understand your vendetta towards vegetables.
@Aspengc879
@Aspengc879 3 года назад
he's hurting for content ideas, so he's spewing out anything at this point. Can only make so make arm pump videos.
@noah-te2bv
@noah-te2bv 3 года назад
@ᛉC. Ó Dubhlaoichᛉ who eats 7bananas a day. 2 won't hurt
@nikolamijailovic599
@nikolamijailovic599 3 года назад
WARNING: Don't watch this video before bed time, I laughed so much that now I'm wide awake
@stickyboy5234
@stickyboy5234 2 года назад
Everyone that is serious about loosing weight need the real talk with this guy
@sharnfofarren845
@sharnfofarren845 3 года назад
LOL..I KNEW this one was gonna be COMEDY GOLD
@paulphillip3239
@paulphillip3239 3 года назад
How is he funny?
@sharnfofarren845
@sharnfofarren845 3 года назад
@@paulphillip3239 Maybe this isnt the channel for you?? Or just listen to the weight loss and work out tips and get help. OR ignore the comedy that you dont understand. Hope this helps you.. GOD BLESS. Ryan is Great..love him!
@curtkeisler7623
@curtkeisler7623 3 года назад
Ryan. You're my hero.
@jorgecarrejo7562
@jorgecarrejo7562 2 года назад
carnivore for the win! Getting a half of a cow this weekend.. Stopped drinking last week.. And will be hitting the gym next week.. Let's see how it works out this time around...
@iamatotalrere9613
@iamatotalrere9613 3 года назад
I’m fucking crying and laughing and learning how messed up my nutrition is!!!!
@paulphillip3239
@paulphillip3239 3 года назад
Why,he's not funny
@iamatotalrere9613
@iamatotalrere9613 3 года назад
To you Ryan may not be funny, that’s your opinion, but his one liners and dark humor is funny to others, don’t like it, don’t watch, really think he wouldn’t give 2 rats shits if you did or didn’t, I do think his humor he puts in with his good content of getting into the shape you are trying for is outstanding and funny!!! Like it’s been said “Why so serious?”
@BabyYoda5555
@BabyYoda5555 3 года назад
I’m watching this while drinking a beer and eating a big bowl of fruits and zero calorie yogurt.
@rayray3357
@rayray3357 3 года назад
Ok
@josephparker5312
@josephparker5312 2 года назад
And I have to say you call the Spades of Spades you were calling out all the BS excuses I have been hearing over half my life in and out of the gym thank you man......
@krisbramman6144
@krisbramman6144 2 года назад
I have watched some of your videos, and just wanted to comment on the diabetic part. My 9 year old daughter is a type 1 diabetic...has been for 2.5 years. Crystal Light and other drink flavors like it are actually no sugar no carb. Unfortunately she has to have this type of stuff just to have flavor in her drinks and it has no effect on her blood sugar numbers.
@SemperSalam
@SemperSalam 3 года назад
That’s why you need a “poop knife” dawg.
@derrekharing2265
@derrekharing2265 3 года назад
That's when I realized not everyone has a "poop knife"
@rapid_fire_louie7086
@rapid_fire_louie7086 3 года назад
Came here to say this lol
@twinflamesundercoverthanks5274
@twinflamesundercoverthanks5274 3 года назад
What’s a poop knife
@heathenfirearts4469
@heathenfirearts4469 3 года назад
@@twinflamesundercoverthanks5274 an old rusty butter knife or something that is near the toilet that you cut your shits into smaller pieces pieces Get them to flush... lmao. Never had the problem.. just know about It for some strange reason.
@dylanalbert3693
@dylanalbert3693 3 года назад
Do you know what it's like to learn about this as someone who didn't know?
@ITyraxI
@ITyraxI 2 года назад
I don't do alcohol for religious reasons and I'm very glad when I hear stories like this because I realize how much good it's doing me.
@simianrogue
@simianrogue 3 года назад
This is, for me, about the funniest video you've ever done. Thank you so much for the belly laughs. You're a star.
@David_Camerwrongun
@David_Camerwrongun 3 года назад
If it's green it'll make you lean. I was taught the plate divide by 3, 1/2 protein, 1/4 fibre 1/4 fibre, hydrate with water and calorie deficit combined with giving 100% for 1 hour every other day hitting as many muscle groups as possible. Before injury my trainer was an ex Royal Marine PT for 30 years with a similar physique to Ryan, you've just got to decide how bad you want it
@uchibenkei
@uchibenkei 2 года назад
1/4 fibre and 1/4 fibre? Did you mean to type that twice?
@Mandolin_Matt
@Mandolin_Matt 3 года назад
Spot on about the sweeteners and all that sh*t - that stuff messes you up; I don't care how many (industry funded) studies say they're safe! But come on, fruits and vegetables?? I'm vegan too and I literally eat about 20 of my '5 a day'. I can gain weight or shred down to single digit body fat without altering my fruit and veg intake at all - you would need to be on an insanely low-calorie diet not to be able to fit them in!
@dyl1818
@dyl1818 3 года назад
Right?! Absolutely bunk on that part of his advice.
@Misha420
@Misha420 3 года назад
@matt If im not mistaken, ryan is also a vegan. Has been for a couple of months or years
@borov788
@borov788 3 года назад
yeah and the all fiber from them only assist your bowel movements, dont quite understand what that was about
@growngrownman5950
@growngrownman5950 3 года назад
For those confused about the fruit and veggie statement, he didn't say don't eat them. He said you can eat too many of them and be in a caloric surplus. He explains that in the description as well. Also, in a previous video, he stated that he does consume a lot of protein shakes. So, he balances it all out.
@BigGucc
@BigGucc 2 года назад
I actually think that’s bullshit tbh. You would eat enough vegetables to a point where your throwing up before I think you would eat enough to cause a caloric surplus. Oh course my statements only applys to veggies. Fruit is kinda calorie dense at the end of the day.
@mslice0760
@mslice0760 2 года назад
Whole veggies and whole fruit, ....have fiber, that slows down digestion, ..(.preventing insulin spikes)......overeating is always a problem as well as lack of exercise.......small portions are a good practice. ....you can eat a slice of apple and a couple of grapes,....several times a day....if you happen to find yourself at MacDonalds,......think about a kids meal with no bread, no salt, and ice tea.
@jahh155spl2
@jahh155spl2 2 года назад
This is the funniest delivery of helpful information that I've ever heard
@LukaLoncar20
@LukaLoncar20 3 года назад
He is staring in my soul all the time. He rarly blink.
@tristancombrinck4920
@tristancombrinck4920 3 года назад
😂😂😂Funny as hell that you noticed that
@wesleyfrench8101
@wesleyfrench8101 3 года назад
He’s hydrated that’s why
@martinez209
@martinez209 3 года назад
It's the cuts he makes in his film. A bunch of scenes stuck together so it appears that he never blinks.
@smallfry0764
@smallfry0764 3 года назад
Crystal light and olive oil are my last two bad items in my intake. Dammit man. I’m 11 weeks into weight loss since I found your channel. I was 375lbs and could bench 275 for one and yesterday I weighed 335lbs and put up 335.
@cas2985
@cas2985 3 года назад
Olive oil is one of the best foods you can ingest.
@smallfry0764
@smallfry0764 3 года назад
@@cas2985 Uh, no.
@shroudcaster8872
@shroudcaster8872 3 года назад
I'm fairly certain you shouldn't heat olive oil, you can use it as an ingredient, but shouldn't be used as a frying oil, or so I've heard.
@roebuckmckinney
@roebuckmckinney 3 года назад
Nothing wrong with olive oil in moderation. If you're going through a bottle a week, that's too much. If you're using a bottle in 4-6 weeks, you're fine. It's not magic, it won't make you lose weight or clear blockages out of your heart, but as something to add flavor to in a high protein/high fiber diet, there are few things that have as much bang for your calorie buck.
@stevejoshua9536
@stevejoshua9536 3 года назад
@@roebuckmckinney Where's the evidence it won't clear blockages out of your heart? I use it for many benefits, one of which is to keep things moving in the intestines.
@zengerz
@zengerz 2 года назад
Nice vids, topics and great intelligence. Have to watch more, but this is crystal clear after seeing 2 vids. Proper no bs material
@ljhgielar727
@ljhgielar727 3 года назад
So what DOES a vegan who says "fuck you vegetables" actually eat then?
@JohnSmith-zo6ir
@JohnSmith-zo6ir 3 года назад
MEAT
@damianwardega7017
@damianwardega7017 3 года назад
Eat other vegans
@howler5000
@howler5000 3 года назад
If you followed every video telling you what not to eat, you couldn't eat anything. Food has calories. Find out how many calories you should eat to lose weight. Eat that many and choose more satisfying foods.
@coldshivery
@coldshivery 3 года назад
This guy knows what's up! Yeah Ryan is fun and all but not drinking 0 calorie drinks when trying to watch your weight, big mistake. I did laugh my ass off in this video though.
@kennethlamora7441
@kennethlamora7441 9 месяцев назад
Good morning. I have been using your techniques and forms to help correct my own ignorance. Thanks for doing what you do man I really appreciate you.
@bizrankin
@bizrankin 3 года назад
4:17 one of the greatest stories I've ever heard. 🤣💯
@jerryf196
@jerryf196 3 года назад
calories in calories out....find ur maintaince level and be consistent! Even if u add another 200 calories of fruits & veggies will get stored into fat BUT u will get the nutrients that your body needs.
@timwillems1985
@timwillems1985 3 года назад
100% pure calories. I only make sure that I get my protein. The rest is less strict. Sometimes pizza, sometimes broccoli. I check the total amount of calories and done.
@jerryf196
@jerryf196 3 года назад
@@timwillems1985 cool
@esmee6308
@esmee6308 3 года назад
I'll never forget the day my parents had a go at me how they're healthier because they get more nutrients in. "Of course you fucking do, you're 3x my bodyweight and gaining, I'm recovering from surgery so just getting up to take a shit and you've expended more energy than I do in a whole day. You'd have to actively try to get less nutrients in, this is not a challenge btw." Though total respect for them being 100% fine with such comments nowadays, they shame me, I shame them, my brother shames himself and we all get a good laugh in the end.
@maxpaynegk
@maxpaynegk 3 года назад
I'm paranoid about my health, so I can pack on the kale, chard, and broccoli. I'll be sure to cut back and see what that does.
@freedomring4813
@freedomring4813 3 года назад
61 years old 5'10 210lbs and only eat maybe 4 bananas every 2 weeks . No fruit juice or hardly ever any fruit. And I workout 6 days a week with weights outside in the hot Florida heat. And I've been doing this for years . So actually fruit is overblown. Especially orange juice, 30 years in Florida and I never drink orange juice. You can go on line and look around and find out that most vegetables are about useless too.
@Ricardo-dg4eg
@Ricardo-dg4eg Год назад
hahahaa damn. this right here had me rollin. anyway, i quit drinking and started to mtb, lost a crap load of weight. went from nearly 280 to 209 at my lowest. lately been hovering around 220 and gettin back on a healthy routine to improve overall health and well being. just subbed!
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