3 SCARY GAMES #43 

Mark: *Unlocks garage, revealing truck* Also Mark: *Attempts to get away in...a tractor*

Markiplier: doesn't see pig entire game Markiplier: gets key Pig: it's go time.

Mark: "This one is called Lanky Lonky" Me: *l u n k y ?*

"The numbers mean nothing." -How I feel in math class.

Mark: "the numbers don't matter" Me: "apparently neither do instructions"

"The Truck would be a faster getaway" "THEN WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT HUH?" Mark, that's a tractor... You walked straight past the truck in the garage...

Its funny because the ending of the game makes you take the tractor, but you had to go to the truck first to see that it has no battery.

Mark: screaming about the “truck” Comments: you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

“The Truck would be a faster get away” Mark: instructions unclear, but thus tractor is nice

Developer: *Making strange noises* His neighbors: "Probably making another game"

Why does Mark De-age every year...?

I really just love this dude, he gives me something to look forward to.

Mark: **Sees tractor Mark's Brain: **This must be a truck.

I feel like the developer of this game just gets as high as humanly possible, then comes up with the plot and records the sound effects then just deals with all the coding and such later

Game: “the farmers are coming to investigate.” Mark: “WElL ThaTS UnFOrtUnATE” *dies*

I'm never gonna be tired of Mark calling a crowbar as a "krober"

You know, we all laugh at mark’s goofy “I suck” shtick, but his sheer directional skill and intuition is genuinely impressive.

“What are they farming? ...Corpses?” -Mark, surrounded on all sides by corn

(27:40) *"nine out of ten doctors agree that, that's a problem"* I'm going to use this whenever I can

“This tree looks like it could be cut down” Well looks like you’re going to need HM Cut and at least 1 gym badge

"The truck would be a faster getaway" *"These signs won't stop me because I can't read!"*

Thanks for playing! In DDF there were hedge clippers in the toolshed that can cut those vines down and give you a shortcut between the two clearings in the map so you don’t have to run through the maze a zillion times. Also, in Lanky Lonky the artifacts are set apart by sound. So listen closely and memorize which sound is which artifact, then get them in the correct order. Trying to grab one out of order will make Lanky Lonky extremely more alert and borderline impossible to outrun once he spots you. Glad you liked the trilogy! :D

Dongle sounds like a word Mark would have come up with...

"Welcome back to 3.." *THIS NUMBER MEAN NOTHING* oh hello valve

Mark: *finally finds a key* Pig: *Oink Oink* Mark: _oh no_

Tractor: exist Mark: ahh yes a truck

I like how whenever Mark is scared he hardly cusses, he just makes up some random words

"What was your favorite episode Timmy?" "I like The one where Markiplier is running around a farm for a looooonnngggg time!"

Theres been a bunch of 3 scary games episodes including a hidden number.. These are the recent ones I have found. In episode 40, the only notable number in it was "skin weight 4 bones" which didnt really make sense at the time but it is plausible. In 41 I cant find an exact number but I find it sus af that near the end of the video he says "It's the only number that really matters." In episode 42 he played a game titled "one got in the house". In his last episode, the livestream, he deleted 3 am at the krusty krab and had the like goal set at "33,333". in this one, there is a faint 2 in the "numbers mean nothing" screen. I may update this if I find more, reply if you find something! The numbers mean everything.

nobody: ethereal floating blob: umumnyumnumnyumnumnyum

"Get in the truck and go for it" *tries to get in the tractor*

Tractor: *exists* Mark: Is this a truck?

"The numbers mean nothing" - Me, prepping myself to show my parents that I scored 60% and not 80 or above.

Diddly-dee, diddly-doo, I've got some *scare stamps* for you! _Intro:_ *6/10* 0:02 - Markiemoo switching up the game. Oh yeah. _"Dangle Dongle Farm":_ *9/10* 3:27 - VERY sudden and VERY fkin loud. *9/10* 3:45 - Again. Something tells me this isn't gonna get old anytime soon. *4/10* 4:06 - Mark gets caught for the first time. *4/10* 5:17 - Mark gets startled by the axe-wielding blob. *9/10* 6:14 - Another one of them screamers. *1/10* 7:55 - Slightly unexpected sound. *3/10* 11:05 - Piggy scare. *9/10* 12:49 - They do seem to want to keep your BP high, huh. *5/10* 17:30 - Mark gets caught for the second time. The footsteps kinda gave it away this time. _"Lanky Lonky":_ *5/10* 24:09 - >Say you love the SFX done by mouth >Get jumpscared by a sound coming from a literal mouth *6/10* 24:59 - LL's first appearance. *4/10* 25:23 - LL-in-a-box. *9/10* 25:59 - Scream and low-poly gore. *4/10* 26:25 - LL gets Mark, take 2. *5/10* 26:39 - ..aaand encore! *5/10* 27:40 - LL _is_ the 10th doctor. *8/10* 27:46 - Oh wait, this isn't gore. It's hands! *7/10* 28:15 - A cheeky LL this time around. *7/10* 28:26 - Reeed haaands. *5/10* 28:40 - Lanky Lonky Lounging Loudly. *6/10* 30:33 - Same as above, just slightly more surprising. _"Escape The Poo Poo House":_ *2/10* 33:05 - Slightly unexpected poop in the face. There's more like that one after this, but it's sh*tty enough (har har) for you to be able to handle it. We gud? We gud. That's it guys! Bye bye~

mark: "What are they farming? corpses?" me: * laughs in the knowledge of the existence of "body farms" *

Video: THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING Me, a grieving Unus Annus fan: OH THEY DON'T, DON'T THEY??

Mark: *reads he can only hold one key at a time* Mark: *immediately tries to grab two keys and panics*

Mark: *clicks tractor* Game: the truck would be a faster get away Mark: Yes, and that's why I'm at it Me: *inhales and whispers* that's a tractor

Mark is like testing his patience by not raging too much when not winning the game 😆

Game: get in the truck. Mark: *runs straight from the truck to a tractor instead.*

1st game: *terrifying* 2nd game: *impossible* 3rd game: *absurd chaos* Markiplier: *quits all 3*

“The developers spent the most time thinking of this name” *The Poo Poo House*

The beginning of the video: *"THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING"* Me: Ok so the numbers mean something

When he talks about a graveyard not being a farm and farming corpses, did anyone else think of the game Graveyard Keeper?

30:58 Mark: "No human could possibly beat that." Also Mark: Literally beat FNAF with all 20.

Mark: "Am I not allowed to pick up more than 1 doo key?!" Instructions: "You can not carry more than 1 doo key."

"This tree looks like it can be cut down." Me: Quick! Someone get Mark an Hm01!

That first game actually had the secret of Lanky Lonky. The second had BIG face, which was my favorite. And the last one was just SHIT 💩 LOL

"The numbers mean nothing" Me: So Mason was interrogated for nothing

*Watches LIVE 3 scary games yesterday* Mark today: "Another one"

21:50 mark thats a tractor...

Oh! "This tree looks like it can be CUT down!" is a Pokémon reference! Haha, that's great! Clever! XD

Me: ill watch mark to chill out my anxiety :) Mark: THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING Mark: IM DELETING RANDOM VIDEOS Mark: WE WILL ALL DIE SOON AND THAT FATE IS INEVITABLE, INESCAPABLE, AND APPROACHING FASTER THAN YOU THINK

Mark: *in rage stating how he isn’t going to play it again* Me: *yelling at my tv that he missed the truck in the garage hoping he would actually hear me*

Hey mark i know how to get away from lanky lonky u need to run around at a big box lanky lonky will say 'aw' then ur safe am not doing this just so u can play lanky lonky again am telling u this because u didnt know and dont sprint while doing it

“avoid farmer dangle and farmer dongel” me: don’t laugh don’t laugh don’t laug-

Note to self: don't put this on as background noise in the future, that sketch is never going to be the same.

Mark each artifact makes a sound when you stand close to it. That’s how you can tell which one is which. If you get one wrong Lanky becomes way faster. It’s like Baldi

I miss the really old “hello everybody my name is markiplier.” Like the ones from amnesia

23:40 "AAUUUGH"

"Numbers mean nothing." Experience bar: *Am I a joke to you?*

Mark: The numbers are meaningless. Me and the entire rest of the fandom, scouring the videos for numbers, writing them down and theorizing: Mhm. Sure.

Mark and me simultaneously: I'VE GOT A CROWBER!"

Mark: *gets jumpscared* Also Mark: *CUT THAT SHIT OUT!!*

Mark: finds tractor Game: The truck. Would be a faster getaway Mark: still tries to get into tractor Me:facepalms

0:11 THE NUMBERS MEAN NOTHING FBI : *Slowly opening mark's door*

at the big beginning why didn’t he just turn his flashlight off when he was near the monsters?

3:27 is the best moment ever!!

"once the pig has your sack, the sack will remain...for all eternity" Makes sense i guess.

Mark: reads the instructions out loud that you can only carry one Doo Key at a time. Also Mark: Surprised and upset 1 minute later to discover he can only carry one Doo Key at a time. Conclusion: Mark Can't Read.

The truck was in the garage and you literally went straight past it while you were looking for the truck

The jumpscare at 17:31 literally scared my phone out of my hand. Not joking, it startled me so badly my phone slipped out of my hand and nearly flew to the end of my bed. That was absolutely amazing.

I'm getting heavy Invader Zim vibes from all these

Markiplier: "I Got the Crowbar." Also Markplier: "I could Pry Things Open Using This Crowbar." *It's a Box.*

one day Mark will realize he was spamming the tractor and not the truck

Mark: *gets truck key* Marks brain: Tractor? yes please!

Mark: "I'm gonna get in the truck" Mark: Clicks on tractor, that's clearly not the TRUCK he found earlier. Also Mark: Blames game for dicking him over. Hmmmmmmm.

Oh my god, that Hairless chin gave me a nostalgia flashback. He just needs the glasses now.

why does Markimoo insist on keeping his flashlight on when he figures out he has one, even though he was running around without it just fine before hand -_-;;? goofball

8:22 dude reminds me of Wade lmao

you could tell this was pre-recorded because his beard is gone again

"Andrew?" **my name** *chuckles* I'm in danger.

Video: *suspenseful sounds and screaming* Captions: [music] [applause]

“is that dangle and dongle getting freaky over there.” me:LMAOOOOOOOO

"The numbers mean nothing" *Distressed mathematician noises*

Mark: "It's not a farm. It's a graveyard. It's a very different thing. What are they farming, corpses?" *C O M E D Y*

I know mark will never see this but god he makes my day! Even through my depressing moments he just fills my day with joy! I love him and his videos. It’s funny because I’ve watched his videos since I was in 2ed grade (I’m in 8th now) 🤧🤍

I honestly believe that mark will live on forever Like His comedy and stuff will never dieee uwu

Mark: walks past the truck to take the tractor to try to escape. Everyone: screaming at him to take the truck

20:38 Markiplier - “Please don’t take my keys” Pig - “OINK” (I want ALL the keys)

“I…am uncertain…of the order you are asking me to execute.” This is so me at work some days. 🤣

Mark: goes to tractor Also Mark: why doesn’t the truck work?

Was I the only one yelling "TURN OFF THE FLASHLIGHT AND THEY WONT SEE YOU?"

Mark: "this game is unplayable" The how-to-play tab marked by big and bold letters: *"am I a joke to you?"*

Markiplier: * stands in front of tractor * Also Markiplier: TRUCK

The pig scares me for some reason😂 OINK

mark saying " pig, dont take my keys pig, im begging you pig" that just reminded me a lot of the girl saying " dont eat my boat bear, it doesnt taste good, no bear, stop it "

Random fact: An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.

Mark: - reads - you can not carry more than one key Also Mark: - tries to pick up more than one key -

25% of comments: MY EARS!!!11! EARRAPE OMGHGGHHH 5% of comments: Complaining about the game