4 Levels of Hamburgers: Amateur to Food Scientist | Epicurious 

*fear*

@@lbstocks55 *yes brother* *yes*

@@lbstocks55 BRUH

*there's no god, other than me*

Congratulations sir, you actually had me wheezing.

So true

Level 4 chef: *straight-up grandma*

sooooooooooooooooooo trueee

clearly

*GRANDMA*

Yes lol

@@spookypuky2439 lol hi bidoof

@@Rand999 yes!

Grab seawater and boil it down.

So we have a fresh cup of seawater. It is treated so there are only sodium and chloride ions in the water. Lets boil it down to get some delicious and fresh sea salt that came straight out of the pacific ocean this morning.

fr

Jesus Christ is the love of your life. Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13:1 ✝🌅 For I came down from heaven, not to do mine own will, but the will of him that sent me. John 6:38 ✝🌅 The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full. John 10:10 ✝🌅 For since, in the wisdom of God, the world through wisdom did not know God, it pleased God through the foolishness of the message preached to save those who believe. 1 Corinthians 1:21 ✝🌅

@@miriadlamentations nice opinion 👍

krabby patty: level 1 wendy’s: level 2 your main npc: level 3

​@@miriadlamentations cool story

LMAO I WAS *literally* DRINKING WATER WHEN I SAW THIS, I ALMOST SPIT IT OUT-

i love how he laugh on every action he does🤣🤣🤣

@@khadijahbintihasan1314 "hello... HAHAHAHA" That was hilarious😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@@blurryfaceyt165 ikr!!🤣🤣🤣

@@canaryyyy0910 no one can beat your laugh

xD

Lorenzo just made a porno with that burger. Soooo Messy lol

@@andreh3105 How disgusting of you.

@ king of the 4th planet why is it disgusting i dont get it cause im 10

@@panjisudoyo5630 Hope you dont understand what porn means in this early age..

So for this bun, i have cultivated my own yeast-based microclimate.

For this burger I built this kitchen

​@@youtubeviolatedme7123💀

"First, I created the universe where the livestock will be grown."

Jesus Christ is the love of your life. Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I have become sounding brass or a clanging cymbal. 1 Corinthians 13:1 ✝🌅 All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Isaiah 53:6 ✝🌅 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross. Colossians 2:14 ✝🌅 For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God. Romans 6:10 ✝🌅

@@miriadlamentations shut up bot

@@miriadlamentations franks burger bussin fr fr

​@@miriadlamentationsThis has nothing to do with anything.

​@@SavouryGaletteye fr christians love to spread their beliefs randomly

Mate the cows to give birth for my cow meat for my burger*

@@Figmentofyourimagination create the world and civilization as we know it*

First we make a solar system and once we did that we also need to make the evolution of animals once we do that we must create the dna for the evolution of cows and once we do that we need to create another cow and make specially harvested grass once we do that we need to feed the cows and after they mate we wait for pregnancy and once the baby is born we wait for 15 years for the cow to mature and once we do that we slaughter the cow and and next we ground the beef the meat using the grinder i made by using plastic i made from a factory i also made next we slowly cook the beef by using a pan that I made so and after that you're done, oh too short? Okay ill extend it after the food is done we fully need to make lasagna but too do that we need to plant some tomatoes using specially made seeds after 2 years we harvest the tomatoes and after that we get the cheese by creating another universe by doing the same step as before but this time making the Dan for a sheep once we do that we wait for it to grow into an entire species the after that we harvest the milk inside the sheep and we put butter and other ingredients into the milk after that we have cheese next is the oven to make an oven we need to go into the caves and fine iron after that we find glass and assemble the oven after that preheat oven to 100 ferenhit and bake for 2 hours after that get spoons and forks and your done!

@@eptah1054 TwT too many words-

@@el_aife oh too less words? Oh okay then I'll extend it

You think iceberg lettuce comes from icebergs? I think I know which level chef you are.

NovaClimaxX r/wooosh

@@NoxaClimaxX, it was joke..

For the people telling me it was a joke: I know it's a joke. I was just trying to joke as well.

NovaClimaxX sure you were

Best uncle ever

@@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden more like worse I asked for a pb&j 4 hours ago

@@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden ye lol

@@hallsrelief2791 His family would probably have a food schedule.

@@hallsrelief2791 better late than never

They are just actors. Emily is a low level comedian.

SushiRice 6 i really think hes annoying

@@mbrinkk6317 wrong opinion

Manne Sprunk he probably thinks you’re annoying

Manne Sprunk who Frank he kinda is

@@thewatermelonlion2952 you cant have an incorrect opinion

First the mommy cow gives birth to a baby and we raise that baby...

Cattle*, not cow. A cow is a female cattle. Bulls are male cattle.

Hello mommy

@@hunyuan8045 well I learned something here

I made ur likes 600

Not exactly my family makes our own pickles

lmao

Pickles are super easy

Making your own pickles isn't that difficult

LMAO

So wait, his mom finna... 😨

Underrated comment lmao.

You are funny

Level 5: Makes the entire bistro district Level 6: Owns the entire market from farmers to Mc Donalds.

Level 4 is Gordon Ramsay lmao

Виктор Ликтор his bread was made of potatoes

The gaming Cat In that case, he probably genetically engineered the potato himself to enhance its flavors and nutrients before growing it on his farm

Виктор Ликтор Dead joke.

mechadoggy so true

Eventually you’ll find him with a metal foundry and cattle making his cheese and pan

Also Frank: *I like to build my own house*

@@CamLovesPawg After he's acquired the raw materials

frank made the room

Yeah!!! 😂

Lol

That was their purpose lmao u can see the edit was just right for them to seem combined

Mert Ural I think we know idiot

Jokkah hhh calm down jeez I just slightly explained it ‘idiot!’

fgjdjcknmsmc this is the best comment I’ve seen this entire week!! 😂😂

Jeez, sucks to be you. Jk pal

"As a chef, i like to Kill my own cow."

no. he used the power of jesus to create a cow then kill it then blah blah blah

Beats*

*Edit| Frank: literally jesus

She is a home cook now

The Spider-Man Level 2 , that dude is creepy all he did was laugh

LOLOLOL

lmao

Level 4: Yes, but no

Well said

No he'd start with creating the cow

@@waliahmed6 Frank Ringing up Jesus like ey mah man could you send down a cow?

@@hyperion9793 probably God sent him a holy cow

Genesis 1 1-2 “And God said let their be light...... and Franklins Holy Cow”

Ok, after we done that, I'm gonna start making my own water!

😂😂

I'm ded🤣🤣🤣

This deserves more likes, I'm cackling 🤣🤣

Lvl 4: A nerd who talks random stuff for the rest of the video

Hhahaah

Underrated comment detected...

Ikr lmaoo

thats me 🤣🤣🤣

They don’t even melt the cheese

Thats me!

Dead joke

@@riproar11 dead reply

@@Milkaholic76 dead reply to dead reply by a dead replier

@@memesarefunlol6933 I am the only person here who isnt dead

@@bersus3725 then how are you talking to me?

Phillip Glowing Grounds. I see what you did there.

Level one is embarrassing bad

I'd kinnda prefer the level 2

@@bunathan2485 better than you can cook Probably

@@rxmclan4288 I watched he make the French toast and good grief I can make better

I prefer to graze in pre pasteurized and gmo free organically grown grass seed i made myself for my burger to have a simple, uncomplicated, feel to it. This process takes over 7 years to undergo for the perfect burger experience.

😂 a real amateur would buy the heat up burgers

😂😂😂LMAOOO

priceless 😂😂 lmao

Haha 😂

It really isn't that complicated, just long and not worth the wait

@@vento3554 It is only long, if you just use it for a meal... if you use it for several meals, which obviously he does ... it is not, and it is worth it

I'm laughing so hard right now.

@@andrejosue98 yeah but we're looking at 1 (one[uno]) burger

Vento Aureo what the hell does that matter?

also frank: makes his own pickles

@@MirandaTheInkling34 how is that complicated?

Well. It Isn't?

@@rtsharlotte its not Its left alone in the fridge for a week, no work needed

@@orav7951 because he made everything from scratch

Wtf

BRO TF LMFAO

To those who didn't read it all: read it.

LMFAOOOOOO

When I said I wheezed, I w h e e z e d

LOL

That 5 star food right there

Lol

LMAO

LoL

WTF did those people do to lvl 2

Löwenherz the ultimate sandwich in Teen Titans

LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜

lvl 3 is cannibal?

Lmaoo you're hilarious

fix ur order lmfao

@@SamaaEzzeddine naaaah

Lvl 3: Does it, but makes fun of the way lvl 2 does it

snuff That basically describes all professions. You can only break the rules when you have full understanding of the reasons behind the rules.

@@juzoli What the saying "Rules are meant to be broken" is supposed to look like

*being

@@aru2089 what do you mean being?

Oh he changed butchering to being

@@gedewidi6666 I think he means they should have filmed him being the actual cow lmao

aru lmao I get it😂

Fractal 😭

Lmfaoooooooo

So I once heard the great tale of how frank birthed multiple universes with planets that he generated with the finest of materials. He had to make a whole planet filled with diamonds so he could prepare his machine. This machine was composed of 8000 different components. That machine automatically gave him different pieces of his pickle grater. He hand crafted the salt mines for the fine spices in his burgers. He actually taught Gordon Ramsey’s mother how to cook. He has also been excepted into the *shaggy council for the chef* . He is basically god, despite him challenging god to give up his position. He won. And that is the great tale of frank.

**aS a cHeF, i LikE tO mAke mY OwN sAlt.

Am flat out making salt, well evaporating Sea water.

And order a big mac

legit me

Adamy 309 *level-1* Level 0:So you get a microwave 🍔 and put it in the microwave

@@brianstabile165 microwave? waste of money. i just get the leftovers from the fridge, steal my dads car keys and use the heater. tastes pretty good ngl.

Adamy 309 well we cant now

Vinny Avalos If they were students: Level 3: Asian level academic Level 2: Academics, comparable to asian level, but not as knowledgeable Level 1: Me and everyone else

@@eloisanzara237 honestly the Asians are so like Very educated or knowledgeable. How do they study so much.

Fahad Islam Mahe Michelle I think it’s because we studied at a really early age. I started reading around 1-2, and I learned how to read, write, and do addition for as long as I can remember (2-4). I also watched a lot of educational videos growing up.

Fahad Islam Mahe Michelle This is from my perspective. It’s best to find other perspectives.

Fahad Islam Mahe Michelle that’s what I always wonder, I don’t know what happened to me though

😱😱😱😱😱😱

Insert curb your enthusiasm song here.

eveybody saw

Qu1xwave he was my fav

Qu1xwave he’s so happy that it made me happy

chaimae 22 him

Hes too precious we must protect him at all costs uwu

All i can tell is that he is a fruity butterfly

“Don’t forget the lava bucket, it actually give’s the pan the black colour”

Ayyyyyye Minecraft chekkkkkkkk

Gotta love mc

Yay Minecraft

“After that use that iron for a flint and steel, make your way to the nether, then kill a hoglin for the meat.

Cheers man, this was the funniest comment here!

@@cristimagda you probably didn't read the Gordon Ramsay one

666 likes

Underrated

vore

Emily: Squashes her burger Lorenzo: *_NO_*

maria fe LMAO

Level 2*

XD

Frank the scientist

Shawn Pitman thet is the funniest comment ive ever seen

Syncz GTA true

Add water and dry ice to Franks (volcano)

this is actually the best comment and it doesn't even have likes. what a disgusting fact.

Spongebob isnt a level 5 hes a level infinity

dont let king neptune see this

Level -1: Plankton

@@dart763 level 999999- karen

The process is Not thaat complicateD-

LOL

Lmao

Wind power lacks consistency so it makes the beef ground unevenly. Hydropower doesn't have enough flavor in it, and fire power dries out the beef patty. Therefore Frank chooses nuclear power, consistent, tasty, with a nice flavor of money. What are you talking about

He did. He also raised and slaughtered the cow for his beef that he ground with his meat grinder he built with his bare hands

Gouda on burgers is a must try, whole different level of cheesy goodness

I know I'm losing my sh*t

i just watch these videos to look at frank comments 😂

Thank you mr clean

I’ve literally been choking on my food this whole time

💯

Woof Dog this comment is underrated

mcdonalds is at most -10

Level 5:snoop dog

And Big Mac tastes the best

Level -1: Buys a burger from a kebab van

Varga Roli 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Varga Roli yeah I’m gonna take my burger to my mouth I’m gonna eat till i cant no mor i got da cow ind A back

Cow: yo WASSAP I will eat your dog, moo 😡

- A rare leaf of fine Himalayan lettuce only found at the top of Mount Everest will compliment the perfect mince

🤣

Blue Toyota the funny part is he showed up to the shoot with ingredients for the pickles, and already done pickles

I mean if youre going to make pickles you will already have them my mom has tons of pickles so stfu

@@viccyyboii3308 the stfu was unnecessary, and ur sentence dont make sense

Does your mom plant the pickles in her back yard? Lmao

Pickles are made from cucumbers idiot

Emily: So I'm going to push this down Lorenzo: Leave the burger *ALONE!* Frank: So whatever you do don't push it down *YOUR GOING TO SQUISH OUT ALL OF THE JUICES*

@@progzly8240 it's the other way around..

David Limon Woopsies...

“After I give birth to it” OR “After my cow wife gives birth to it”

Than when it’s all grown up I kill it than I take some meat from it and grind it and make a burger

i know a guy who thinks his chickens are his children ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-35bjTwCzMZA.html

Zipzapzop is your name from Jaiden Animation Nuzlocke?

Yes

A lot of people have said this would be their dream combo under other videos😅

NO I'M JUST SORRY BUT NO

Ikr

This is the holy trinity lol

It’s not called the holy trinity for no reason

Frank: Right sorry, I meant lunch next week 😂😂😂😂

Harriet Xie 😂 😆 🤣 😝

@@Christina-ul8hw 😂

Lmao how is the kid awake at 5am?

BrandonCYK - Brawl Stars, ROBLOX and more! You haven’t been awake at these times before

I make my own cow so you mean he makes it with a cow

LMAO

Lol yeah

@@tonyhoang2439 dfghynm

Hes the cow's daddy

Blueliner hahahahahahahaha

"THE COW STILL NEEDS TO GROW BEFORE I CAN KILL IT AND GET THE MEAT!"

@langejoost joostislang frankly I don’t think frank is a bad word imo

@@btdbabyvonti9149 pun intended?

@@Kon9281 crappy one but yes indeed

Did he really know the cow or is that just an over exaggeration cause I'm tryna look throughout the video to see if he actually said that

@@m0th._ r/woooosh

@@jackburnette4883 I'm just asking jeez no need to be rude

@@m0th._ r/woooosh

This is your only come back? Wow

Pickling is chump stuff tho

Pickles that take a week to make. Lol

@@DesertRunner602 a week of doing nothing and just waiting for it to pickle

XD

I would say that 99% of Slavic people make their own pickles

Died😂😂

that's true that's what posh chefs they make their own everything like just buy it off a store are the factories a joke to them?

Pixel Bytes the level 3 one made me laigh

Pixel Bytes 😂😂😂

I’m crying at work people’s are staring at me lmao

I do that :u

I am the 667th likc

Who dont honestly?

Lmaaooooo

What's the meaning of the "nobody:" meme? Why is it funny?