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4 Minutes of ANNOYING THINGS in GTA SA 

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"Nah, i gotta set this aside man, got too much on my plate."
(Yeah, oof. I noticed that some (if not most.) clips in this vid looks low-res than the others. I used a 720p monitor for a moment as my main monitor broke mid recording. Sorry for that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
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@ArakiSatoshi
@ArakiSatoshi Год назад
The ending credits are the most relatable thing on the list. I always feel so empty when I see them after finishing the game knowing there's no more story left to the game
@Radex99
@Radex99 Год назад
See you around officer 😐
@buincqv67
@buincqv67 Год назад
@@Radex99 fina hit’ the block, see what’s happening…
@jameshubert6103
@jameshubert6103 Год назад
It’s been said once you finish a Gta game, you start a loneliness simulator
@Radex99
@Radex99 Год назад
@@jameshubert6103 i mean there are so much activities like parachuting, races, collectibles, but if you won't do it in between missions and leave it to do after finishing the storyline you probably gonna abandon these activities... :/
@jameshubert6103
@jameshubert6103 Год назад
@@Radex99 yeah there’s that. But without the constant phone calls from other players and the repeating passive lines of the pedestrians npcs and the main character. It kind of feels alone. San Andreas sort of alleviates this issue by having recruiting gang members and positive and negative responses. Gta 4 and 5 alleviates this with the hangout with friends options.
@alexkaranja1308
@alexkaranja1308 Год назад
This game silently united an entire generation and made us share a common childhood and I am happy to be part.
@roddydykes7053
@roddydykes7053 Год назад
Can’t imagine that’ll ever happen again for another single game
@Lola1912
@Lola1912 Год назад
Yes
@bluehornet197
@bluehornet197 Год назад
Childhood? Bro this was my teenage years lol I had just started high school when this game came out
@GoodFella1294
@GoodFella1294 Год назад
@@bluehornet197 i was in 3rd grade when it came out and would go to my cousins house every weekend just to play it 😂 good times
@bluehornet197
@bluehornet197 Год назад
@@GoodFella1294 I would go to my mates house after school to play this game eventually it got to such a point I asked to borrow it and I borrowed it for a full year before returning it 😂😂😂
@thebeastwithin6978
@thebeastwithin6978 Год назад
Claude can’t speak, Tommy can’t swim, and CJ can’t climb ladders
@jamesortiz7346
@jamesortiz7346 6 месяцев назад
And GTA 5 cats don’t have 9 lives
@SunnyNTidk
@SunnyNTidk 6 месяцев назад
Niko cant pilot a plane and Franklin,Michel and Trevor cant enter food buildings
@bootlegscousin
@bootlegscousin 6 месяцев назад
“Not accurate, CJ shouldn’t be able to swim.” - 👴🏻
@SunnyNTidk
@SunnyNTidk 6 месяцев назад
@@bootlegscousin ah hell nah🐟
@Firemarioflower
@Firemarioflower 6 месяцев назад
Big Smoke can't shut up
@Poetic_Justice92
@Poetic_Justice92 2 месяца назад
CJ: Knows how to fly military jets, operate army tanks, flies a military jetpack, operates dockside cranes, knows how to drive a plethora of boats, planes, and cars. Also CJ when he encounters a ladder: This technology is beyond my understanding.
@busyworksbeats
@busyworksbeats Год назад
The accuracy is too accurate LMAO
@AlexAtuh
@AlexAtuh 8 месяцев назад
I know 😭😭😭
@prod.3
@prod.3 6 месяцев назад
Haha bwb what chu doin
@tremendousyeet3467
@tremendousyeet3467 6 месяцев назад
mohhrt
@franckydookie648
@franckydookie648 6 месяцев назад
The accuracy of your comment about the accuracy being too accurate is too accurate
@JOHN-CONNOR2015
@JOHN-CONNOR2015 4 месяца назад
😅
@cypherbrittainnethegodofsl4988
Nobody : Cesar : *The cash is leaving Los Santos again* CJ : *Gotta let this one slide man, got too much sht to take*
@laszlozsurka8991
@laszlozsurka8991 Год назад
I actually once accepted one of those quests but when I saw how far you have to drive, I was like: "Nope, Fuck it"
@danishawesome2337
@danishawesome2337 Год назад
@@laszlozsurka8991 literally when i got real close to the package, the rider drove a bit far from me and literally disappeared. Not to mention it only gave you few thousands dollars if you get the package.
@laszlozsurka8991
@laszlozsurka8991 Год назад
@@danishawesome2337 Yeah, totally useless. I am not driving halfway across the map just for a couple thousand dollars which I can easily just steal from pedestrians.
@User-ge7ni
@User-ge7ni Год назад
Useless “nobody”
@cardenasr.2898
@cardenasr.2898 Год назад
Nobody, more like everybody. I tried to do the yay factory mission faster in order to not get those calls
@Full_Throttle_Axolotl
@Full_Throttle_Axolotl Год назад
I always thought it was weird how they put a swimming tutorial not only this late in the game, but in a mission that already requires a decently high swimming stat, meaning you'd be used to the swimming by now
@dbclass4075
@dbclass4075 Год назад
If the player is playing missions only, that mission will be their first mandatory encounter with the water.
@risunderrated
@risunderrated 11 месяцев назад
I thought it made sense but I didn't like how they forced you to grind your lung capacity
@icecold1805
@icecold1805 9 месяцев назад
​@@dbclass4075how can you have a high swimming stst to play that mission to begin with without having swim before
@dbclass4075
@dbclass4075 9 месяцев назад
@@icecold1805 You don't. The alternative cutscene will play instead. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-G4dHA9qW9fc.htmlsi=8OMslqZ0z_IZGhzD Players who still have a "water-is-lethal" mindset will then have to take a dip for the first time to raise their lung capacity.
@antonioreconquistador
@antonioreconquistador 8 месяцев назад
That mission pissed me off so much that i spam jumped over the rocks every time i played through it and used a sniper to take out the ships. It was still a gamble because its hard to put your crosshairs over the ships ledge to hope to survive in any of the outgoing boats.
@AbhiMan2006
@AbhiMan2006 Год назад
1:04 i can feel your pain 😭
@YOEL_44
@YOEL_44 Год назад
This video has increased dangerously my level of stress.
@automation7295
@automation7295 Год назад
I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.
@tacticalmattress
@tacticalmattress Год назад
Yes.
@VENENOSEASON
@VENENOSEASON Год назад
*This video has dangerously increased my level of stress.
@dale1809
@dale1809 Год назад
You talk like Yoda!
@shinketsumidou
@shinketsumidou Год назад
@@VENENOSEASON he's stressed so, understandable. I'll be like that if I'm stressed too.
@DJBlueX
@DJBlueX Год назад
2:18 - This is the reason why you sometimes see NPCs randomly crashing planes, they would spawn with flightpaths that fly them into objects that haven’t loaded yet.
@demonjmh
@demonjmh Год назад
You might have just debunked the whole ghost plane crash thing... All though im not too sure because theres like 2 locations on the west side of the map where it happens all the time
@xevenxaver4759
@xevenxaver4759 Год назад
@@demonjmh If you're talking about the ghost town it's because the game is programmed to spawn airplanes around you, but since the AI can't maneuver around the mountains they just hit them and crash
@demonjmh
@demonjmh Год назад
@@xevenxaver4759 no theres one that crashes outside either burger shot or cluckin bell in san fierro all the time and one at mt chiliad cabin
@palkia9063
@palkia9063 Год назад
I’ve watched one crash into the bridge around that section with the Loco Low Co and the Barbershop. The explosion destroyed a bunch of cars too, it was funny as fuck.
@Gameprojordan
@Gameprojordan Год назад
@@demonjmh maybe it's the only flight path that happens to go in that area. So everytime you're in that area and a plane spawns it always crashes into the buildings around the food shops
@SH00T_TH3PUMP
@SH00T_TH3PUMP 10 месяцев назад
The "Our hood is under attack!" Thing always got on my nerves.
@darksynergy9688
@darksynergy9688 12 дней назад
Fun fact,all you have to do is save the game and the attack is over,you still keep ownership of the territory.
@MkdMuzza
@MkdMuzza Год назад
2:46 lol, love how CJ had the vibrator when loc said there were bitches 😂
@corkystorky
@corkystorky 4 месяца назад
You shattered my innocence right there
@averagegamer6912
@averagegamer6912 4 месяца назад
69 likes
@BLF3G
@BLF3G Год назад
I like how the traffic is programmed to screw you over
@barrytheflamedemon2.039
@barrytheflamedemon2.039 Год назад
Same i like the driver who yelled *Ayo wut dafuq fool?* Lol
@djrafreak
@djrafreak 11 месяцев назад
And makes sense with the veicule speed. If you are fast, so the traffic will move faster too.
@bluPotato1234
@bluPotato1234 9 месяцев назад
There is this mission where you have to photograph Ryder in angel pine. The mission have zero shootouts and no enemy chasing you. But surprisingly I got wasted multiple times doing this mission because of that f*cking long way to angel pine because the traffic keep being an @ss for 5 minutes straight and cesar's car having hydraulic only make it much worse
@barrytheflamedemon2.039
@barrytheflamedemon2.039 9 месяцев назад
@@bluPotato1234 ikr traffic in GTA SA is annoying asf
@gasmaskestore8018
@gasmaskestore8018 9 месяцев назад
Play GTA 3 and get back to me
@POPCATthe3rd
@POPCATthe3rd Год назад
"whole world is getting destroyed" Cesar:"the cash is living los santos"
@T.Maximus
@T.Maximus Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shadowflame8647
@shadowflame8647 Год назад
CJ: I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!
@eru.maewos7673
@eru.maewos7673 7 месяцев назад
"The yay is leaving San Fierro right?" "Right, but they're using bikes CJ, they're gonna cross country".
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 7 месяцев назад
Los Santos must be a nice place to live in.
@tolga1740
@tolga1740 7 месяцев назад
@@eru.maewos7673 "not right now, I've gotta check into some shit"
@HUNTER_STR1KE
@HUNTER_STR1KE Год назад
3:50 All WE HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMM TRAIN CJ!!
@ivanf4023
@ivanf4023 3 дня назад
I played through about 6 times in the past three years or so (it's okay... I was at work) and I've found that the train mission is not the most frustrating. All you had to do was follow the train... He literally tells you how to complete the mission if you fail. Just follow. Don't get too far ahead. Don't try to shoot the gangsters yourself. Just follow.
@MassiveMaleMonkey
@MassiveMaleMonkey 11 месяцев назад
The trick to Zero's plane mission is to just glide, don't hold the accelerate button, it uses a ton of fuel, instead tap it like every 6-8 seconds. I did this and had like 80% fuel at the end of the mission, as opposed to like 15%
@jesusmylordhegaveitall1324
@jesusmylordhegaveitall1324 9 месяцев назад
I had to fail that mission a few times before I ended up realizing this trick 😂
@-James-A
@-James-A 7 месяцев назад
Dude, you're a legend. I'm gonna tey this. Thank you.
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 7 месяцев назад
You may also want to land the plane before shooting down the targets.
@deadlox5283
@deadlox5283 7 месяцев назад
But the controls are so damn hard
@thatcream1085
@thatcream1085 5 месяцев назад
Learn flying and it’s easy, the plane is just too op
@advang4820
@advang4820 Год назад
Changing attire parts for CJ still my top annoying thing in SA.
@real.silencewench
@real.silencewench Год назад
Hah ~ **laughs in mods**
@lucasfreitas4803
@lucasfreitas4803 Год назад
@@real.silencewench what mods fix it?
@phee3D
@phee3D Год назад
I don't get it, it never took more than 2-3 seconds for me
@guilhermeeduardo933
@guilhermeeduardo933 Год назад
@@phee3D Same
@q6ou
@q6ou Год назад
@@phee3D uuu
@Silver_Swan_MK2
@Silver_Swan_MK2 Год назад
1:31 CJ: (Dies) Random Lady: Making a sculpture from men's underwear
@SlavicSci
@SlavicSci Год назад
XDDD
@dylanmurphy9389
@dylanmurphy9389 Год назад
Classic NPC behaviour
@superiorbeing1111
@superiorbeing1111 Год назад
She’s gonna use CJ’s underwear
@nxggaslikejad
@nxggaslikejad Год назад
HAHAHHAHA
@supersaiyan431
@supersaiyan431 11 месяцев назад
LMAOOOOOO
@popindosin228
@popindosin228 9 месяцев назад
Everybody knows "All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ" But only true legends remember "The cash is leaving Los Santos again"
@CyranofromBergerac
@CyranofromBergerac 2 месяца назад
"Yeah but they on bikes CJ, they go cross country!"
@SgtRamen69
@SgtRamen69 11 дней назад
"All you had to do was follow the damn cash CJ!"
@ivanf4023
@ivanf4023 3 дня назад
I think the most aggravating missions are ones related to Jizzy where you have to chase someone. I spawned a race car off screen once and that made short work of it. Apparently you can blow up Jizzy's car before entering. I'll try that next time.
@bossboy191919
@bossboy191919 Год назад
3:25 this got me good
@t.f.r287
@t.f.r287 Год назад
3:46 can't help myself from cracking up
@foxgaming1084
@foxgaming1084 Год назад
LOOK THE F#@$ OUT CJ THE TRAIN
@tarekben5524
@tarekben5524 Год назад
ma fav part indeed! :D
@ashlynboone_
@ashlynboone_ 2 месяца назад
@@foxgaming1084 “DONK”
@TheDarkThief692
@TheDarkThief692 Год назад
4:05 Congrats you have killed the traitor
@KevinAssalin
@KevinAssalin Год назад
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@simongarrels4052
@simongarrels4052 Год назад
"Big Smoke was the Imposter"
@barrytheflamedemon2.039
@barrytheflamedemon2.039 Год назад
​@@simongarrels4052 *0 Impostors remains*
@Roboprogs
@Roboprogs 11 месяцев назад
That’s an interesting pause point. Just a red spatter cloud.
@Cow29389
@Cow29389 9 месяцев назад
​@@barrytheflamedemon2.039Ryder:
@mattiag1846
@mattiag1846 Год назад
02:20 "when you play more FPS than you should in an old game"
@JonnyTheRWBYDude2004
@JonnyTheRWBYDude2004 Год назад
1:15😂😂 Cesar: “The cash is leaving Los Santos again.” Helicopter-men: “Shoot that asshole!!” “I’m trying, I’m trying!” CJ: “I ain’t got time for this shit!”
@superlight1999
@superlight1999 Год назад
4:07 "big smoke died" that should the end of the game but nooooo...
@PolishGod1234
@PolishGod1234 Год назад
Tenpenny was still alive, so not really the end of the game
@bruhman811
@bruhman811 Год назад
TIME PARADOX
@eliabynascimento6618
@eliabynascimento6618 Год назад
@@bruhman811 MGS3 haha
@PlusUltraAdrian
@PlusUltraAdrian 9 месяцев назад
@@eliabynascimento6618 Which ironically came out about 3 weeks after San Andreas.
@TheRaccoonDealer98
@TheRaccoonDealer98 Год назад
0:26 is probably one of the funniest GTA clips I've ever seen. It's filmed so perfectly
@zelphplayz
@zelphplayz Год назад
CJ tried to be a good person
@HYTECWORLD
@HYTECWORLD Год назад
Very annoying NPCs in go kart racing
@themadtitan7603
@themadtitan7603 Год назад
Agreed
@jet1life2live
@jet1life2live 9 месяцев назад
😂😅😂
@delayedcreator4783
@delayedcreator4783 6 месяцев назад
is that supposed to show the camera getting stuck glitch
@darkblade887
@darkblade887 Год назад
Invisible trees / poles will always be my last favorite. I failed this one mission where you had to fly to Angel Pine and fly back to the airstrip a few times because you need to stay below radar.
@eggsbenedict831
@eggsbenedict831 7 месяцев назад
Go first person and fly above the water at the edges of the map
@RealHanz0C
@RealHanz0C Год назад
Me: doing the N.O.E mission smoothly Unloaded trees: I'm about to end this men's whole career
@TheDarkThief692
@TheDarkThief692 Год назад
2:17 CJ can kill members of the army but can't climb a ladder it's ridiculous
@noivern8869
@noivern8869 Год назад
Tommy Vercetti can take over a city but not swim
@Vichu.
@Vichu. Год назад
@@noivern8869 Niko can commit do any hitman job that seems impossible while he can't swim underwater
@POPCATthe3rd
@POPCATthe3rd Год назад
Claude slaughtered gangs and important mans,but can't crouch
@thestrong2401
@thestrong2401 Год назад
It's even more ridiculous, plot wise, that CJ can enter area 69 which is basically area 51 in real life and steal a jetpack killing countless government agents and soldiers with no repercussions, but can't bust his brother out of jail or kill Tenpenny and Pulaski early in the game just cause they are high rank police officers...
@trevpanda852
@trevpanda852 Год назад
@@thestrong2401 😂😂😂😂😂
@1dad406
@1dad406 Год назад
3:33 laughed so much harder then i should’ve
@iim4xii129
@iim4xii129 Год назад
THAN
@dewaynewalker2252
@dewaynewalker2252 Год назад
That part is slowly killing me, it's so damn funny to me.
@MlenToboe
@MlenToboe Год назад
I laughed so hard I spitted my coffee out (I'm at work)
@Daredevil98812
@Daredevil98812 Год назад
Your not the only one
@highlights-vf8mo
@highlights-vf8mo 11 месяцев назад
blud was jus chilling then jus started singing outta nowhere
@RafaErlandPratama
@RafaErlandPratama 6 месяцев назад
4:09 best ending xd
@lakshaysaroha7305
@lakshaysaroha7305 Год назад
4:08 So damn right👍. Credits should roll after that😡. 😂😂😂
@cypherbrittainnethegodofsl4988
3:33 Here we see Ogglock in his natural habitat
@dylanerenu111
@dylanerenu111 Год назад
NOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣
@POPCATthe3rd
@POPCATthe3rd Год назад
*Ogglock*
@conciliatory
@conciliatory Год назад
@@POPCATthe3rd *Egglock*
@POPCATthe3rd
@POPCATthe3rd Год назад
@@conciliatory *Ogglock*
@foxgaming1084
@foxgaming1084 Год назад
I like how he doesn’t move his mouth or anything which made it even more funny and less annoying then it was in game
@Restrips192
@Restrips192 Год назад
3:33 was the best part with og loc
@mikebarnes6705
@mikebarnes6705 Год назад
For me, as a gta sa veteran, the "wrong side of the tracks" and the 3 zero missions were easy as hell ! But "N.O.E" was the...breaking point for me. Especially when you get to the country side and then a tree magically spawn in like the glitch shown in this video which kills you instantly !
@atharvamalandkar9267
@atharvamalandkar9267 Год назад
Just has to maintain in the canyon and forest valley cover
@kul3013
@kul3013 Год назад
foubd a mod to fix that sh
@VenusLancer
@VenusLancer Год назад
Noe es not that hard, i usually fly following the river, or just fly at high altitude, the missiles arent a real threat if you know how to evade them
@guguluiz1991
@guguluiz1991 11 месяцев назад
Just fly over the sea
@Joosher56
@Joosher56 10 месяцев назад
I would just fly over san fierro, it took longer but most of the skyscrapers were still low enough to not trigger the radar and the ones that are don’t last that long so you can just dip in and out of radar range and fly all the way back to the airstrip over the sea
@charliechainz
@charliechainz Год назад
It makes me so happy how much anger you put into editing the train in the video. Took me a year due to rage quiting
@barrytheflamedemon2.039
@barrytheflamedemon2.039 Год назад
Same bro this game almost made me ragequit almost cuz of the annoying things in the gamw
@Njj92525
@Njj92525 Год назад
2:18 imagine this happened in Vertical Bird Mission
@Makhaw_Morfia
@Makhaw_Morfia Год назад
Lmao , some obstacles are just popping out of nowhere Right now XD
@leipzig1629
@leipzig1629 Год назад
And N.O.E.
@Zoldwigh
@Zoldwigh Год назад
it happened for me, THREE TIMES
@OverChainz
@OverChainz Год назад
@@Zoldwigh is it just me or was that thing borderline impossible to operate??
@Zoldwigh
@Zoldwigh Год назад
@@OverChainz yeah, it was pretty bad, before i did the mission, i had a 2 month break, so i forgot a bit how to control the plane, and the jet was always low because i didn't noticed the "thrust" thing, so yeah, the jet was terrible to control, and i was unlucky enough to have some obstacles popping outta nowhere
@englishpuritan668
@englishpuritan668 Год назад
The problem with the Alley Oop course is due to high FPS. It is impossible to complete that mid air rollover at 60 FPS. Just like with swimming, you need to turn the frame limiter on. SA’s engine was designed specifically for 25 FPS and several things work incorrectly when played at higher speed. Try the alley oop and Wu Zhi swimming mission again with the frame limiter on. Also the follow the train mission is easy if you know the trick that repeatedly tapping the “Lean Forward” key while driving a motorcycle or dirt bike or quad bike gives it a higher top speed. Keep tapping it quickly the whole time you’re on a motorcycle moving forward. Don’t stop.
@josephlee5654
@josephlee5654 Год назад
Don't Stop thats what she said
@Imabird4real
@Imabird4real Год назад
The Lean Forward doesn't really work when having a passanger on a bike. So tapping the arrow key won't do much when having Big Smoke with you. Unless you're thinking of Snail Trail mission then yes, it is effective.
@artfactory8345
@artfactory8345 Год назад
If you're extremely Quick, you can catch the train and ride with the target; making mission easier and faster!!
@nguyenvanquang876
@nguyenvanquang876 Год назад
The problem with Wrong side of the tracks is that if you go too close to the train, Smoke's bullets will hit the train instead of the Vagos. You need to keep some distance with the train so that Smoke can shoot properly
@Prebondus
@Prebondus Год назад
I'm pretty sure I've completed the driving course in the past with the frame limiter turned off. It was damn hard, but I managed to do it. Woozie's mission on the other hand, now that's impossible.
@Fahel14
@Fahel14 10 месяцев назад
I always had the theory that other vehicles cross you over when you're driving really fast because the game can't load fast enough, so they programmed it to "stop" you. It is funny to drive on the Las Venturas highway being just outside the track but out of reach from other drivers, the amount of people trying to get in front of you is insane
@corkystorky
@corkystorky 4 месяца назад
Nothing to do with speed, these are 'programmed' to do that on certain spots, I tried it fast and slow, same thing happens, sometimes they seem real but other times there's no choice at all
@alexcrawford5350
@alexcrawford5350 Год назад
0:30 Haha!, CJ stomping the driving instructor to a bloody pulp but the driving instructor is still talking normally as if nothing had happened!
@bigaz005
@bigaz005 Год назад
1:39 I will destroy everything if i quit after complete that mission without save.
@nxggaslikejad
@nxggaslikejad Год назад
this mission is the reason I have white hairs
@zeusstormbolt8116
@zeusstormbolt8116 Год назад
I did not find that mission very hard, but hell it was quite long
@NOTISHANT
@NOTISHANT Год назад
​​​@@zeusstormbolt8116Yup it wasn't that hard, we have enough time/fuel to do the mission but the only thing that was frustrating is that we can't control the rc plane But at the end i decided to not to be hurry just do the mission slowly and i did it but it took me those fucking 20-30 minutes
@jotaroanddio8863
@jotaroanddio8863 7 месяцев назад
​@@zeusstormbolt8116in mobile the mission was absolute hell
@Gib0
@Gib0 Год назад
the alley oop test was the closest thing that gave me a fucking aneurysm in this game
@demonjmh
@demonjmh Год назад
Theres plenty of shit throughout the 10+ years I been playing thats given me aneurysms
@wahyu38xd13
@wahyu38xd13 Год назад
true
@amoluppi
@amoluppi Год назад
If you play on PC you must cap the frame rate to 30fps or else the car wont do a full roll
@automation7295
@automation7295 Год назад
I bet some of the missions makes you wanna murder people in real life.
@real.silencewench
@real.silencewench Год назад
Nah alley oop is only small compared to the 'mike toreno' mission from t-bone mendez and the actual mike toreno mission like that mfkin package flying mission
@chessl6928
@chessl6928 3 месяца назад
you are the best gta sa youtuber idk how you dont have over a million subscribers. this video is pure masterclass. keep up this quality and bro you would be the best. I had so much fun watching this vid
@user-dm6uz1vw2c
@user-dm6uz1vw2c 4 месяца назад
Man so on point ,the nostalgia kicked right in
@W00JDA
@W00JDA Год назад
Cars burning after rollover was the most infuriating for me. There are some long mission car drives where npc just won't get out of burning vehicle, so you start the whole mission from the beginning. One of Cesar's missions was the biggest culprit.
@antonyace2207
@antonyace2207 Год назад
Driving to Angel Pine from San Fierro to take those pictures??
@trulymeparker
@trulymeparker Год назад
@@antonyace2207 I just drive really carefully and you get there with no damage
@JuanchoMetalHeaD
@JuanchoMetalHeaD Год назад
@@trulymeparker lol i did this my first time playing cuz i thought that cesars car was the coolest.
@trulymeparker
@trulymeparker Год назад
@@JuanchoMetalHeaD it's a shame can't keep it without failing the mission. You can drive it to the garage and then you have to kill CJ to end the mission but at least you get the car
@keifujitora6587
@keifujitora6587 Год назад
​@Terranovation You can modify a normal Savanna to look like Cesar's, it's the same and easier This is because garages in GTA SA don't keep unique license plates. They turn back into random plates when you save and reload later Ryder's Picador has SHERM plate, it becomes random if you keep it in a garage
@ab1ba169
@ab1ba169 Год назад
2:08 is so accurate
@NoName-ms8jb
@NoName-ms8jb Год назад
The trees rendering in front of the plane reminded me of when my brother had just got done screaming at the game, before a car raised out of the ground as he was driving which caused him to lose to a police chase. This was like 15 years ago and I still remember it.
@runawaycat4594
@runawaycat4594 Год назад
Cesar: "Hey Holmes! Its time for a new mission from Cesar again" CJ: "Okay, where you at?" Cesar: "Yo man where you think I am, on the other side of the bleeding map thats going to take at least a 20 minute drive to get to, just like all my other missions :D Developers did this shit on purpose holmes to make it seem that this game is longer than it actually is so they can safely say their players spend hours playing it" CJ: "Assholes!"
@rollschuh2282
@rollschuh2282 Год назад
if you mean photo opportunity, then fun fact: you originally had a helicopter for that mission. and you got it from the news station in SF on the hill. sadly they scrapped that
@tundcwe123
@tundcwe123 Год назад
20 minutes later: King in exile
@bshia13
@bshia13 Год назад
I read it in their voices 🤣
@sagelebrun4900
@sagelebrun4900 Год назад
You can go to the airport and take a flight that's usually much faster
@irvancrocs1753
@irvancrocs1753 Год назад
@@rollschuh2282 True, hence why you can hear CJ yelling when taking pictures of the group despte only meters away from them, since he supposed to talk loudly because they are in helicopter..
@TheDarkThief692
@TheDarkThief692 Год назад
3:58 4 hour later and Smoke is on our head
@viccypress6292
@viccypress6292 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 i needed this video in my life lmao. Thank you for your work man. Awesome! And yes.. i wouldn't change ANY of it!
@JohnnyIrish553
@JohnnyIrish553 4 месяца назад
Thanks man, that was hilarious and brought back some memories! ^^
@phenomenonk1
@phenomenonk1 Год назад
Literally on point. The last test in the driving school and the Zero missions were pure rage fuel.
@MCDEMON-OG
@MCDEMON-OG 4 месяца назад
Stop capping zero mission are fun and easy
@saswatmohanty8132
@saswatmohanty8132 4 месяца назад
ZERO missions are optional 😂😂
@phenomenonk1
@phenomenonk1 4 месяца назад
@@saswatmohanty8132 thats right, but if you want to 100 % complete the game...
@loserguy1022
@loserguy1022 4 месяца назад
It depends. The Zero missions weren't near as bad on PC. I was actually shocked at how much easier it felt. But on console or w/ any type of joystick, forget it. Glad they are optional.
@ExpertContrarian
@ExpertContrarian 2 месяца назад
What’s hard about them? Serious question
@spartankongcountry6799
@spartankongcountry6799 Год назад
3:10 I understand why they made you practice swimming underwater, but the mission it made you prep for was so boring with hiding under the boats for so long that they should've just cut it.
@edsonfilho9429
@edsonfilho9429 Год назад
There’s a way to climb on the rocks in the beginning so you just snipe them from there and its just a much better way to do this.
@spartankongcountry6799
@spartankongcountry6799 Год назад
@@edsonfilho9429 Thanks. I'll have to try that out next time I replay the game.
@dhyeyapatel
@dhyeyapatel Год назад
You can climb the rock the snipe all members in the boats and destroy them using rocket launcher
@ScottThePisces
@ScottThePisces Год назад
I think they really wanted to push that mission because the previous games before it had no swimming mechanics
@spartankongcountry6799
@spartankongcountry6799 Год назад
@@ScottThePisces Yeah makes sense. Still can't remember any fun swimming missions in any gta though.
@juliosordi2339
@juliosordi2339 9 месяцев назад
The ending with Big Smoke was the most hilarious I saw today, this made my day
@sudarshanpatekar5632
@sudarshanpatekar5632 3 дня назад
Someone: How much relatable do you want this to be? Axorb: Yes
@TheDarkThief692
@TheDarkThief692 Год назад
0:48 CJ will never be a police officer now
@TheDarkThief692
@TheDarkThief692 Год назад
0:27 CJ : Shut up with your stupid instructions dude
@thelonewolf70x7
@thelonewolf70x7 Год назад
And the dude kept saying the instructions to CJ, besides the fact that CJ was stomping the heck out of his skull. What a professional!
@Silver_Swan_MK2
@Silver_Swan_MK2 Год назад
"Im trying to be a good person"
@vriyvn
@vriyvn 9 месяцев назад
This is gold😂
@zaklocenie
@zaklocenie 6 дней назад
The alley oop driving school mission pissed me off to no end as well as the pit maneuver one
@JackBlpck427
@JackBlpck427 Год назад
Yo I remember watching you a few years ago. Still subscribed all these years later lol, editing is still on point too
@ChrisVideosGreek
@ChrisVideosGreek Год назад
agree
@shahan484
@shahan484 Год назад
Same bababooey cat. Can't wait to watch this vid with my good friend Mr Quandale Dingle and his brother Quandale Doodaloo.
@gurkiratsingh9422
@gurkiratsingh9422 Год назад
Ha brother same I used to watch him years ago when I didn't had a pc for gta sa so I used to play it on Android 😂😂
@Slowzinn143
@Slowzinn143 Год назад
"All we had to do, was follow the damn train, CJ!"
@mufaddalhalai5749
@mufaddalhalai5749 4 месяца назад
2:00 its funny how evey body has tried to go to san fierro like this
@leandropacheco2965
@leandropacheco2965 Год назад
Cesar is like Roman Bellic from gta4 "Niko it's Roman. Let's go bowling"
@ManinTidyWhities
@ManinTidyWhities Год назад
All those things like the underutilized lung capacity (which is only used once in a story mission), the RC plane mission, and the (omitted) gang territory takeovers (which requires you to control at least a majority of the map just to start the final mission), makes the damn train mission look easy and short
@zoltanz288
@zoltanz288 Год назад
it is easy and short.
@generic_username95
@generic_username95 9 месяцев назад
​@@zoltanz288i mean yeah, all you have to do is follow the train...
@TheUKNutter
@TheUKNutter 8 месяцев назад
...follow the damn train, CJ!@@generic_username95
@nicolae-alexandruluca7853
@nicolae-alexandruluca7853 7 месяцев назад
Honestly I never had any problems with any of these, not the planes, not the car training, not the plane training, not even the train mission, not once did I fail that mission
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 7 месяцев назад
​@@generic_username95Yeah. Just stay at the same speed as the train, don't hit anything, and don't get too close so Smoke can at least have some chance of hitting.
@suicide96
@suicide96 Год назад
not gonna lie 90' was most frustrating of school driving
@laszlozsurka8991
@laszlozsurka8991 Год назад
I think the wheelie was worse. That one almost made me quit driving school.
@lovarins1220
@lovarins1220 Год назад
It's my easiest lmao
@ketaminepoptarts
@ketaminepoptarts Год назад
for me it was city slicking, why did they decide a car that cant handle sharp turns was good for a grid based city
@laszlozsurka8991
@laszlozsurka8991 Год назад
@@ketaminepoptarts City Slicking was a nightmare for me when I was going for all gold driving school tests.
@hybridAbsol
@hybridAbsol Год назад
@@laszlozsurka8991 its not that hard if you turn off traffic and control the Super GT twitchy handling
@sheriefwoodard8686
@sheriefwoodard8686 8 месяцев назад
This video is fueled with 109% nostalgia
@LikeItSaysInTheBook
@LikeItSaysInTheBook 9 месяцев назад
Seeing Driving School is bringing back so many unpleasant memories of going for 100%.
@TheFedeGamer99
@TheFedeGamer99 Год назад
2:13 dont know why they didnt put that the ladder is scalable
@Ahmed_X8792
@Ahmed_X8792 Год назад
this one is my nightmare 0:56
@galalgaming8523
@galalgaming8523 Год назад
this is so fuuny at 3:46 i can't stop laugh for this point omg 😂😂😂
@Angelv93
@Angelv93 7 месяцев назад
Crazy watching it in this version. Been so used to playing the definitive edition now. Looks much older. And the map looks bigger here. Which I miss.
@bluestar5812
@bluestar5812 Год назад
1:50 Oh my, how much I hated when the game softlocks when you try to change your clothes or enter a building. I used to think this happened to me because my GTA SA (PC) was pirated.
@N3XUS177
@N3XUS177 Год назад
You forgot the Catalina missions, anyone can tell how much retries they made because of those hard missions she gives to you.
@eliwallace3825
@eliwallace3825 Год назад
fuck that ATV chase mission
@wingedhussarpolandball8291
@wingedhussarpolandball8291 10 месяцев назад
more like skill issue
@duckyouyoulilshift329
@duckyouyoulilshift329 9 месяцев назад
And she always insult you too
@Ireee702
@Ireee702 9 месяцев назад
The worst part is that her missions are not really that hard, but she's SO ANNOYING
@HamzaKhan-vd5vc
@HamzaKhan-vd5vc 7 месяцев назад
Nah Catalinia’s missions were fun were fun asf what u mean?? Basically 4 armed robberies lol and they aren’t hard at all, you must’ve never passed flight school with those skills
@supervibe2298
@supervibe2298 Год назад
When I first started playing GTA San Andreas as a child, it was super difficult to pass any test in driving school. It took me a full five days to finish it. But now, I can finish the entire school and pass every single test with a gold or silver medal in just 25 minutes! What a difficult time it was back then 😅.
@gentle285
@gentle285 Год назад
Your editing is top notch and supper funny!
@MrUnlucky88
@MrUnlucky88 Год назад
By far one of the most nostalgia bringing funny videos. I remember all of this
@ChrisVideosGreek
@ChrisVideosGreek Год назад
1:22 LMAO l had that situation when l was doing the ambulance missions and l DIED AT THE LAST LEVEL.
@fatihkartal2513
@fatihkartal2513 Год назад
What does music called?
@TheDarkThief692
@TheDarkThief692 Год назад
@@fatihkartal2513 it's the music in Sonic 1 where you drown in water
@M3LT-D0WN
@M3LT-D0WN Год назад
@@TheDarkThief692 Thanks homie
@la912
@la912 Год назад
I felt that too bro
@milkan5089
@milkan5089 10 месяцев назад
3:30 OG LOC's eyes got me dead
@lisvender
@lisvender 7 месяцев назад
Good God, the TRAINING sequences! I must have blocked those memories out until I saw this
@AD-kv9kj
@AD-kv9kj Год назад
Don't think I've ever died of hunger playing San Andreas, and I've played it to death over the last 2 decades.
@joerahme9030
@joerahme9030 9 месяцев назад
Man I once forgot to pause and went off to play some music for like 2 hours, came back and CJ was standing infront of the hospital and had lost all of his muscle it was tragic
@MisterJohnDoe
@MisterJohnDoe 7 месяцев назад
Not only that the game encourages you to eat to prevent it from happening, but saving the game "resets" it too. Unless you're really busy with something you're unlikely to get the hunger notifications.
@kailomonkey
@kailomonkey 4 месяца назад
Did you do all the vehicle missions? At least one of them the biggest challenge was reaching top rank before starving to death.
@AuroraWhite28
@AuroraWhite28 3 месяца назад
​@@kailomonkeyi remember i did taxi missions (50 in one go) Made sure to make my CJ reach Fat level 100% before doing this mission itself, and yet at the end of it cj was with 50% Fat
@kailomonkey
@kailomonkey 3 месяца назад
I think it was the fire engine mission that was tough even with 100% fat.
@TheDarkThief692
@TheDarkThief692 Год назад
1:15 Shut your mouth Cesar i'm in middle of the fight for my life
@sobaschnique6674
@sobaschnique6674 Год назад
The most annoying is when you kill Ryder and Big Smoke and they say that’s mission failed. They don’t know the truth…
@moBitches1994
@moBitches1994 8 месяцев назад
It was annoying growing up, now it’s just beloved. You can tell you really enjoy the game to create this! Thanks
@Angelic_Disaster_
@Angelic_Disaster_ Год назад
2:18 The amount of jumpscares and disappointment I got when this happened to me...
@MAS_2005
@MAS_2005 Год назад
0:16 R E A L I S T I C Accident
@michaelhermankeen6162
@michaelhermankeen6162 Год назад
You sir, have just earned +1 subscriber. Great video!
@headlessfreak
@headlessfreak Год назад
Can relate. I love your editing (:
@mrredchevelle2672
@mrredchevelle2672 Год назад
3:05 I lost it here
@Stephen7764.
@Stephen7764. Год назад
0:08 - that blue coloured PCJ600 is so nostalgic to me...
@flynigga424
@flynigga424 8 месяцев назад
Bro the jet clips bring back all the times I had to get a different controller 😂😂
@vydzee
@vydzee 5 месяцев назад
this is the underrated one, when you try to do gold license on all schools, first class on boat school : basic seamanship is the one that fucked me up
@codyvon.
@codyvon. Год назад
Public Fitting rooms be like: 2:54.
@itz_mega
@itz_mega Год назад
3:16 Literally the most annoying part in San Andreas
@zeusstormbolt8116
@zeusstormbolt8116 Год назад
For me the hardest mission was the one in which we coordinate the plane to jump into another. Others I enjoyed (other than the driving school and lung capacity part)
@bahayess4975
@bahayess4975 Год назад
This is just brilliant
@FarmerDrew
@FarmerDrew Год назад
2:40 the story of my entire life, like literally I was born 2 weeks late and I was so big I just burst out of my mother like he burst out the whip
@IncognitaEX
@IncognitaEX Год назад
I miss that game. Even these annoying moments. GTA SA was one of the best games I've ever played.
@polconszarogyuri
@polconszarogyuri 11 месяцев назад
I know while these situations are happening it's so annoying but man, I can't stop laughing 😂😂 Nice cut anyway
@idontevenknow741
@idontevenknow741 6 месяцев назад
This is the most relatable video on RU-vid
@miloelite
@miloelite Год назад
Wow this was on point. Hit every single item. It makes me feel slightly better that I’m not the only one suffering out here.
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