From the "plasteeek" machine guy with the bloody nose, to the two guys complaining about the service, to "I fought a war for youse", and the crazy lady demanding a piece but refusing to be on camera, this review had it all. Nothing will ever top this one
I never been to NY but this is exactly what I imagine when I think of NY, I wouldn’t be surprised if everybody needs xanex smoothies to start the day 🥤 🍊 💊 😂
😂😂FACTS. First thing I do whenever I get a bloody nose is I go up to the first person I see and ask for Plasteek Masheen. Some well cultured individuals get it
Dave could have done GTA missions around "Liberty City"(Manhattan) where he has to deliver 5 pizzas around Manhattan in like ten minutes......lollollol!!!!
I've see this several times over the past few months and it actually gets funnier with each subsequent viewing. I love the WW2 veteran standing off to the side waiting for his turn in the spotlight.
whoever staged this scene it was perfect, everyone hit there mark. From all the foot traffic zig zagging by to everyone getting there lines in at the right moment, no one really talked over each other, everyone interrupted dave at there assigined moment, was beautiful to see and Dave as always kept his composure and didnt get flustered and got it done. excellent job by the cameraman, even the laugh was cue'd correct, amazing, flawless execution. Bravo
Definitely not, got to know when to leave a memory a memory. Going back will have too high of an expectation and this was most certainly a once in a lifetime experience
how did i not discover you before, the first 3 minutes are a shakespeartype level of play, the old pal who fought in ww2 topped it off perfectly, thanks for cheering me up
@@sabrifilms198 He's even pushing it for Korean war age. Vietnam sounds more likely, although he'd have been one of the older soldiers/marines/airmen/sailors there.
This was literally the first review I watched from barstool and I was dying laughing! I come back to this video every few months just to see the madness. I mean what in the random hell 🤣 "I fought a war for you's!" Like wtf is happening lmao "terrible pizza!" "Just offer me a slice!!" So much happened and I'm from Texas but I now understand a New York minute lol 😂
I’ve watched this review over the last two weeks prolly ten times lmao it’s so crazy. It’s like a spawn point for npc’s in an elder scrolls game that talk automatically when you’re near them lmao I half expected somebody to walk by and ask Dave if he “gets to the cloud district very often” 😂😂🤦♂️
I'm pretty sure the guy was Polish because he asks "to tutaj okay" which means is here okay for the plastic machine. Still don't know what the plastic machine could possibly be but he was looking for it around that area 😂
There is so much going on in this review it’s great. The kid dabbing, the homeless people, the war veteran, the two people walking out. This is awesome!
This is one of the best things I've seen in ages. It's amazing that he composed himself long enough to actually do a review of Lanza's, aka Joe & Pat's Pizzeria. 10/10!
Love the respect for the war vet he was clearly annoyed at the homeless women but held it together nicely to hear out the vet then showed respect great stuff
It’s because you had the box closed for too long (because of all the interruptions). It started to get soggy with all the steam being kept in the box. Once you opened it up, the soggy pizza evaporated and you had your perfect pie. Not the restaurants fault.
After all this time I just realized that the homeless dude was trying to find a recycling machine that gives money for donating bottles. Such wisdom but not articulate enough to pass it on. Hope you found the machine man, hope you found it.
@@iloveyouamberappel the meaning of that sentence flew right over ur head....Ofcourse u can practically script anything, but he ment to say whatever u scritp, it cant be as good as this random authentic craziness
@@NoName-py5xs It didn't fly over my head. It's a stupid saying that doesn't truly make sense. I disagree that it "can't be as good as this random authentic craziness". I believe a person with enough creativity could plan this whole but and it could come off as authentic. I believe a person could come up with better craziness and it still come off as authentic to the viewer
This review will go down in history as one for the ages with all of the interruptions it had Frankie laughing his ass off. Then going from full "flop" on the first slice to at the end saying it could be one of the highest scores ever 9.3 if he had the second slice first. The only thing missing was having the owner come out telling him to get off of his sidewalk!
It is the greatest most fucking hilarious pizza review video ever I'm running out of words to describe it......it should be celebrated every year from now on!!!
I wouldn't have been able to keep the camera straight, I would have been worse than Frankie with the laughing. Just watching this state hospital review has me crying with laughter.
