Pisswasser can’t be Modelo, Trevor drinks it, and so it’s probably more akin to Budweiser or Coors or some cheaper option, as I can’t see Trevor going for pricier option just for a slightly better taste.
The description for one of the newer sports/super cars that went on sale during the Cluckin Bell Raid update was one of the funniest, most disturbing things I’ve read in this game, and I don’t remember what it was called
Wiwang is Wee Wang, that is a parody on Samsung. Fridges in your apartment are manufactured by Schmidt & Priss. Read that again to understand. Your mobile phone service is provided by Tinkle.
I swear on any text in public or qnywhere rockstar has to add something weird or r-rated😂 but the piss water doesn't even need a translation especially if you know minimal German atmost
I knew there were plane crashes in gta v (I saw only one and I even tried to professionally save everyone by launching flares from my sparrow) But I didn’t know there were helicopter crashes
What is it with crime themed games and crude obscure humour? Payday 2 had a store called "gioielli di famiglia" which literally translates to Family jewels!
For anyone that couldn’t read the descriptions: 1- An American muscle car by class itself. Roll down the windows and scream in testosterone-filled rage as you gun the engine while stuck in traffic. DNA wiped easily off the leather seats. 2- What happens in the back, stays in the back. The No1 best-selling van among kidnappers and molesters for over 30 years. 3- Tell your liberal neighbors you bought Progen for its ‘fuel efficiency’ and reduced ‘carbon’ emissions, when you really got it because they hooked an electric motor to a twin-turbocharged V8 engine just to give it extra juice. Like a toaster in a bathtub, this is a dangerous synthesis of technologies old and new. Be progressive in the only real sense of the world.
