"There's something alive in the permafrost" by Christian Wallis is one of the most legitimately CREEPY stories I've ever had the pleasure of listening to. Also your voice was perfect for it, and all these stories. I'm really impressed with this collection.
1873 357 my fiancé woke up in the middle of the night with my creepypasta stories playing aloud and got freaked out 😂😂 he’s not really into creepy things or horror
Unicorns are real, just go to a forest north of kyiv but closer to the russian border. Looks at map and its closer to belarus. Me looks at google maps and see that between kyiv and belarus is a city called pripyat in a forest. Me realizes that at pripyat there is a powerplant. Me realizes the powerplant is commonly called chernobyl.
Marissa..... No...... Lmao it's funny because one of my coworkers is also named Marissa and I kept picturing her the whole time.... Made the ending extra spooky.
You are an amazing voice actor but I really do think you would make an amazing actor. As always, amazing story and even better voice acting. Keep you loved ones safe and well, where would we be without our MCP? love from Scotland
So those morons from the unicorn story bothered some wild animals and died. Same thing would happen if you disturbed a big moose. He could have easily gone back with a team of experts and some proper equipment and gotten the credit for the discovery.
I checked the location they described in the story. There is some forest, yea, but the only river close is the one near Chernobyl. There's a connection there, but I'm not sure what.
@@nookleer from 30 years working with the public, I promise you most of the population really is that stupid I work at a Lowes currently, and I'm up to 8 adult human beings who have called me a lazy useless employee because I "refused" to make the window shade they brought in BIGGER. I'm offering to cut them a new one, since obviously that isn't how window shades work (or really anything you cut length or width of material off of lmfao)
Literally. She just had to touch that fuckign huge ass horse like she didn't know that it could end really badly. Why should anyone feel bad for her if the whole story is worth a Darwin prize
Great stories and narration,as per usual.Can't get enough of your voice.You're so expressive! So how's Grandpa doing and when will we hear more of his amazing stories? I'm a Grandma too! My grandson is 4 years old....and I'm NOT your stereo-typical Grandma either!lol. Oh and more on Shitwaffle too please and thanks.
-=Timestamps=- 0:00 - I live alone but there's a woman sitting on my couch 7:27 - Don't f*ck with the unicorns 26:06 - Dumpster diving 39:39 - Something ancient is alive in the permafrost 1:13:41 - How to exit your body during sleep paralysis
@@joyc.e.7511 It really sounds awful looking back on it, but I think his reaction was realistic. He'd already seen proof there was no way he could defend her against the Unicorn, and her broken leg would mean he'd have to carry her. Not many people would be brave enough in that moment to try. Also of course he lied about it. No one's going to believe a story about murderous rampaging mythical creatures outside of us. XD
Some constructive criticism here: please learn how to pronounce the names of places. Its KEE- evve and PRAWHGE. It took me a while to figure that one out.
Was distracted during the unicorn story, by how many times the author repeated Stephen's name. After awhile, I started counting. We know who the one other guy in the story is, dude. You don't have to say his name, in every sentence. Sh!t.
VincentJones ~I feel the same sometimes (especially when I get excited initially & then realise I’ve heard em all before), but, on the other hand🤷♀️ I’m not providing any better alternatives so.. meh.
@@MissEllieVamp I mean, it's not really any more convenient for those of us that listen while we work. Sure, less ads, but we've all already binged through all of these.
Always screaming n shouting n crying n skitzing db level 100 sorry if I keep un subbing and re subbing wen see a good title then realise I cant take the urgency in most stories :( also is in this the one that always does the gross torture ones 🤔😤😪🤦♂️
art of war on 2 wheels ~db level is fine on my end. 🤷♀️ MCP isn’t really a screamer either; as far as his YT narrations go anyways.. but we’re not here to speculate on his private life. 😉
