5 Minute Crafts Melts My Brain 

Did you guys notice that through the years Kris became very comfortable with her audience. And now she treats us like her bestfriends. (Almost) ❤

4:40 five minute crafts: “write that down write that down!!!”

4:00 back when Kris cared about Pete and didn't constantly beat the shit out of him for fun 😃

Kris- Five mintues craft doesn’t give us five mintues crafts it gives us 10 years of therapy for not thinking I am good enough at doing certain tasks! 2:52 😂 She cheers our mood up!

The only reason we endure the headache in this show is because your reacting to it Kris. By the way, I like the intro Capt. Kris Sparrow! 😆

“5 minute crafts didn’t give me 5 minute crafts they gave me ten years of therapy” kris is representing all of us rn Edit: Omg I’ve never gotten this many likes before thank you guys!

kris is my safe place like if i feel down or sad she just she makes my day so much better she saved my life honestly 💗💗

The fact that you know Bullshlaka has elevated you above pretty much every other content creator on RU-vid.

When did 5 minute crafts go off the rails??😂 it’s absolutely ridiculous now 😂 but I’m glad they have because Kris is hilarious 🤣 they’re my favorite reactions ❤

I would love to see her characters react to 5-min Crafts. I can already hear them in this video. I love it

Has anyone ever mentioned how beautiful your eyes are, Kris? Not saying it to be weird, you really are super pretty. Inside and out ❤️

Kris I think you're keeping me out of the hospital right now. Literally. My anxiety has been the worst it's ever been and your videos are keeping me level. I really hate my brain sometimes.

(6:35) my mom's name is stephanie and has an unhappy marriage and i was so taken aback when you said that 😂

Her Jack Sparrow impression was literally so so so good. She always makes my day and makes me laugh so much. (Edit: WOW i didn’t think this would get that many likes! Thank you!)

Kris never fails to make us laugh 🫶🫶

4:52 Every muscle in my body just flinched and I have goosebumps everywhere...🥲

0:19 “It’s been a minute” You mean 5 minutes… me just sitting in my room laughing way too hard at my own joke! Love your videos Kris!

15 SECONDS. I BLOODY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOUR FACE ON MY PHONE. I'VE BEEN TERRIBLY SICK THE WHOLE DAY, YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE, I LOVE YOU KRIS!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

9:45 Watermelon rind is SO DELISHOUS!!

4:47 that's why i say we both are just the same person living in different bodies 😂

hiya kris, I’m going back to school tomorrow and actually so anxious, but seeing this is a relief! you always make me feel better, love you lots!!

On multiple levels, I should not have had a full-on bite of chili in my mouth during Kris' toilet seat table commentary. 😂

Your jack sparrow impression was SPOT ON! Literally ❤ you Kris

I love how kris treats us like her best friend

Me and my sister watched 5 minutes crafts because our mother wanted to have some bonding time with us. We had no idea why nothing made sense but my mom believes anything and everything so she did the crafts. It was entertaining to watch and we had a good laugh. BTW love your vids!

I love that 5 Minute Crafts has made the transition to a 5 Minute Crafts parody channel. Pretty much the best thing the 2020s have had to offer.

Kris you are legitimately my comfort youtuber.The way you give us a compliment everytime we start the jokes, everything has really helped when I'm down.Thank you so much

"...and, now, we're eating with a spoon ⏸️ BACKWARDS because we are literally sooo dumb!" 😂 I lost it, bro. The indignation in her voice.

That Jack sparrow impersonating was brilliant! You make every ones day better

Kris always looks so good and she makes my day so much better after I get home from school x

2:02 we gonna ignore the fact resin takes way longer then 5 minutes to dry?😂

I love how kris gets excited over duct tape. It’s truly a useful invention.

I love the fact that Kris always makes you feel better even after crying for a couple of hours! I love the start of this vid. ❤️

Kris never fails to entertain us she makes me laugh and makes me smile

So pretty, witty, smart and adorable. Thank you for being you, Kris.

"It's so stupid, it's so dumb, it's so.. REEEEEEE" I now believe that Kris is my spirit animal

I love how this channel started out as a cute little family friendly reaction channel and has just gotten consistently more chaotic over the years. The level of madness that it has reached is amazing. Good work Kris 👍

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, kris and five minute crafts are like the perfect therapy session 😂

She’s Canadian but it’s almost like she’s just Russian 😂❤😂

6:56 I feel called out i always carry a lighter 😭

3:57 justice for pete 😭

Hi, Kris, I've been really upset recently as my nan passed away yesterday and I was actually there sitting next to her when she passed. It's been really tough but watching this video has really cheered me up. I know you probably won't see this comment but I just wanted to thank you for always being here to make your viewers laugh when they're going through it < 3

Is no one gonna talk about how good of a jack sparrow accent she had at the beginning 👌🏼🤗🤗

Frankly, after being forced to cook my eggs in microwave and sometimes in the electric kettle during my travels, the iron hack doesn't seem too outrageous :P wishing you all the best Kris. Your eyes are just crazy beautiful!

Didn’t sleep all night cause back pain and had to leave the house at 5:30 for work, now I can watch Kris during my break and have a better time at work with my back pain

7:15 the irony of using a hot iron to heat food

I’m dying! The ridiculous “hacks” and your reactions to them! 😅😂

Kris really be getting comfortable with beating the heck out of pete

She never runs out of ideas KEEP IT UP

This should be great. My brain feels like it melts for a lot of things so this should be fun

Your reaction to the inverse spoon had me choking on my pizza, thanks Kris.🤣

Kris this is for u we all love u u treat me like i have a purpose my family doesn't like me and u make me and keep doing what ur doing I LOVE U GIRL UR BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Wow never noticed kris's eyes are so beautiful, and steel-blue colored before. It's like you almost can't see her iris at all. Thanks for that ultra close up!

Girl, your gonna be bigger than netflix one day... Love you Kris you never fail to make us laugh! 😊❤❤

U could say that spoon hack was a cereal killer.

Loved that you did the voice of Captain Jack Sparrow! Absolutely great. Love your work.

5:10 You could say it is a WIeNEr straw… okay, I’ll see myself out.

I love your videos so much

"Five minutes crafts doesn't give me five minute crafts, it gives me 10 years off therapy! Wait, what were we talking about? " 💀, truly inspiring words

You know Kris thinks of serial killers first cause she's in love with cereal

Honestly I’m going through a lot and watching your videos are one of the things that makes me smile and laugh so thank you for everything you do. You are in inspiration 🥰

Kris Never fails us to entertain us and she makes the best high quality content ever and she makes our day or night even better keep it up with the awesome work 💯 💙

Kris: YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A FIVE MINUTE CRAFT, YOU GAVE ME TEN YEARS OF THERAPY

3:25 THAT JUMPSCARE THOO 💀 (She said DUCT TAPE?!)

I love how Kris stopped trying the 5 minute crafts and just started reacting. She's like no I'm not going to your level anymore.

9:59 I'm dying 😂😂😂

Five minute crafts with an 11 minute long video💀👉🧋

5-min crafts: WHY WON'T MY SPOON WORK PROPERLY? The spoon: 🙃 "yay... another day of stupidity..."

Five minute crafts didn’t give me a five minute craft, they gave me ten years of therapy. Best quote ever.

I love your videos ❤️

2:14 plot twist: Kris was a serial killer in a past life

You suffer so we don't have to. Thank you for your service!

8:02 the sock helps the sweaty foot slide past the grippy shoe leather. It's not implausible that it might work, but a thinner sock would be better. Or dust the foot with cornstarch, that'd work too.

0:47 omg, that is literally perfect pronunciation of toilet in Swedish xD

i love how you went on a tangent about garlic butter HAHA! you always make my day but at the same time get me in trouble when i'm doing "homework" and i stat laughing my mom goes "turn off your videos" lol. also that spoon thing was pretty stupid.

Kris going to serial killers all the time is why I watch. She's hilarious

4:14 Perfect example of a solution oriented person 😜

3:46 Avenge Petes sacrifice. ✊

5 Minutes Crafts has become the master of engagement baiting. A master of baiting. A master baiter.

Kris projecting all of her insecurities and complaining about 5 min crafts is the funniest thing the world

Kris inspired me to make skits with my friend for when our friends are unhappy! You truly are a lifesaver and thanks for everything!

3:10 the reflection of the camera makes it look like kris has no pupils 💀

Jack sparrow is actually awesome, and seeing kris, another awesome person, act like him is the highlight of my week

Ok but is it just me or does anyone else think Kris's eyes are so beautiful😍 like wish I was born with those eyes!🥲🥲

Kris took the hotdog and wine combo personally 😂

3:03 "yep just a casual day,oh whats this you ask?" "Oh its just my glasses holder!"

3:21 "oh no the 'bright' is so 'light" 😂😂🤣🤣 AND THE WHEN SHE SAYS DUCK TAPE AFTER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think Pete wants to sue 5 minute crafts. When the judge asks why they cause my abuse

I love suffering through 5 minute crafts with you, lol!

SHE IS BACKKKKKKKKKKKKK WITH 5 MINUTES CRAFTS YUHOOOO 🎉🎉🎉. She literally watches 5 minutes craft for us and we all know how 5 minutes craft is 🤣

“Oh she doesn’t have sungla- DUCT TAPE?!?!?!?!??!??!?!!” That got me cracking up so hard that I was rolling on the floor 😂😂💀💀

5 min crafts make me nauseous, who are these people and what kind of trauma have they had. Fortunately Kris was here to get us through. She cracks me up.

Totally wish I would've gotten to watch this sooner but it was a long day at work. It ended up being a great way to end my day. Totally needed a good laugh for today. Thank you Kris.

Yayy, more asinine 5 minute crafts with Kris! Love the talent, knowledge, experience, humor and the athleticism on display in Kris' videos! Combined with the mind-boggling good looks and more than me are completely tongue tied if we were ever so lucky to meet this immaculate woman who is the absolute dictionary definition of gorgeous! The crafts was as expected and I wholeheartedly agree with Kris' assessments! The spoon one was so indicative of 5 minute crafts are well through the bottom of the ideas barrel... Thank you Kris for the compliment, you seemingly never ceases to impress! I really needed this video today, thank you Kris for posting it. Keep being awesome Kris, take care and stay safe!

The whole thing was beautiful But what really caught my attention, this lady has a proper boxing stance And knows how to actually box Idk y but that’s rlly cool for me bc I’m just learning boxing now

Always,ALWAYS do an impression. That was epicness at its greatest!

9:36 meanwhile me just eating the rind

5:00 Rapidfire "everything wrong with this clip": -The drill is nowhere long enough to reach the center of the hot dog. -3 times out of 5 you will misalign the holes in the 'ot dog and it will not work. -If you didn't thoroughly clean your drill and drill bit, there'll be either steel/wood dust or factory oils in your 'dog -The dogue is flexible. Flexible straws don't work that well. -Nasty _uncooked_ doge will taint the taste of the wine. -Nasty wine will taint the taste of the dawg. -You look like a dingus.

The vacuum sealing thing is actually really easy! I've been doing it for years- put whatever food in a plastic bag and seal it almost all the way, and suck all the air out!

kris imitating captain sparrow is comedy gold