CHECK OUT 6 True Creepy Priest Horror Stories! -- ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KZzTXpwiBSM.html 🕓 TIME STAMPS: Story 1►0:00 Story 2►12:22 Story 3►21:44 Story 4►34:49 Story 5►45:21
@@LeatherfacePapi lol just the wording is a little funny when it's pointed out like that 🤣 like seeing some creepy preacher handling his 🐍 but as if the writer were using the word 🐍only as a different word for handling his 🍆 infront of a whole church congregation plus also a complete and total stranger that had just walked in... all he wanted was some directions so that would be getting even way way much to much more than he had asked for or wanted I'm sure... 😆
Cuz if that really was the case, I'm sure it would quickly have the most of us wishing that it'd only been an actual deadly rattlesnake that he had pulled out and was playing with... 😬 😬 😬
I was just about to comment on the same. Beyond grateful for him and the others like him. I'm happy the writer lived to tell his tale. But I'm extremely devastated for the countless thousands who did not.
So true! Hearing this man's story makes me think about just how brave the freedom riders were, and how many people they were able to help by it. It's good to see some representation of them and their amazing feats
Story 1: "After creeping on her profile and finding out she was hot." "We had a little chemistry too. So, after flirting back and forth for a couple of weeks we started to talk about hooking up." also: "I'm wearing Hawaiian shorts and a George Carlin shirt, I'm about 240 at the time, completely bald and have a front tooth missing." Surprised the hot girl isn't the one writing in about her horrific encounter.
My grandma is Penecostal and I can confirm they still do the speaking in tongues thing. It was entertaining as a kid, annoying as a teen, terrifying as an adult lol
Yeah I've been invited to a church like that in the past. The worst thing of all is that these people think that they are the only ones who are going to heaven and literally EVERYBODY else is a bad person and is doomed to go to hell
@@StingRayo98 idk, maybe so I've only been to a pentecostal church and my oh my, they think that they are better than you and that you need to fix yourself and be like them, there was a rumor of the "pastor" behaving inappropriately with a couple of women in their church, ohh yeah and I've seen them turn what once was a close family against each other and cause them to separate
Srsly, the few times I've seen it (on tv. Could not pay me to step into their lil cult spaces), it looks like an attention competition. "The congregation is looking at me!" "No, me!" "Shut it, Lucy Bell, the congregation don't give one whit about your tongues! Congregation is looking at ME!" "Luisa May, you shut your wh9re mouth. We all know you been sleeping with the preacher's wife doin THINGS with our snakes! You hush now. No one cares about YOU." "How. DARE. You! We are meeting to recite the BIBLE and we feedin the snakes as the preacher has asked! You just salty that they asked you to stop bringing food to the monthly church potluck after you fed everyone undercooked roadkill. You nasty, musty heux." Then a cat fight ensues while they are shouting in tongues to keep the attention on them. Meanwhile, the preacer's wife is whispering to the snakes that they're safe and she'll protect them from heux-azz Luisa May.
@@annidez at first I thought it was kind of a new England country accent like in Stephen Kings books but then he said sussy baka and I was confused but then he said me mum and I was even more confused 🤔😂
He read a story with nearly comedic British slang with bad Irish accent. I can't decide if it's assinine or hilarious. I'd love to see him try that in a UK pub.
@@RubyDerriere1 Posh! Right... Not a lot of thugs with matching tracksuits and trainers in Bristol. Lol Still, poor Joel is using an accent from the wrong land mass.
@@RubyDerriere1 Wow, did I get that wrong! I was only there for a business meeting and lunch - and I can't tell you where in Bristol I was, but it was lovely. I shall perform an obligatory face palm for that!
I recently got separated from soon to be ex. My son stayed with his dad. My son and I use to fall asleep listening to your stories. Now I’m alone and I close my eyes and picture my son and I listening to this. It brings tears to my eyes ! :(
Awez.... that is so sad... will he be by to visit often, I sure hope... he's gonna def miss you very much I'm sure... hang in there, I hope he'll be by soon... maybe even have a change of heart, how old is he? Wish u all the best, buddy. Ik I'm just a stranger but I'm totally here for you if you need someone to talk to or anything like that... bring a tear to my eye too as well, sweetie, just reading that....😭💔😔 Much love, doll You wouldn't be such a great mom if u were not sitting there caring so much right now, my guess is he's gonna be really missing you too, himself... might take a min to fully realize and have it all kick in for him... and even tho he had made that decision now, maybe thinking that it'll be easy living away from you and also with dad.... thing is he might not still be feeling that way nor that easy about it in a short enough while here being away from you.... Much love from a mother to a mother....I really do hope it'll all work out and resolve itself for the better soon as possible for all of you involved.... I'm sure he's gonna realize that he needs his mom... Might not have it quite as good living with dad as he may have imagined either....I think that does happen sometimes... usually in most cases no matter how great your father may be, no one usually will ever care for ya quite like your momma always will....😇🥰😇🥰 💗💗💗💗💗
First story while crazy, had me like hmmm? You couldn't connect with someone closer? That's nuts. Also died when he described how he looked. She must have a type hahaha
Fun fact: I know EXACTLY where OP from the first story is from. Not the West Virginia town they got lost in, but the Greek Orthodox community in Baltimore. I grew up in Greektown and went to the church OP was referencing as a child.
Got my garlic mashed potatos and marinara meatballs in my lap and this pops up on my screen 👌🏼 dinner and a story anyone Edit: IT TASTES AMAZING. I out chef’d myself oui oui
Hell yeah Roanoke and Blacksburg in the first story. Blacksburg for those who would or didn't know is home to Virginia Tech. OP in the 1st story probably took 460 to West Virginia.
Story 1...... had me like DAMN I’m literally a country boy from the middle of nowhere with a post office and the church I was basically raised in right up the hill from it in Virginia lol smdh 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️😆😆😆
I’m country girl from a WV town with a stop sign and a post office... not too far from 81... and there’s a handler’s church right up the road. I really want to where he stopped. 🤣
Long time listener here and just wanted to say you are one of the best! Thank you for helping me relax and sleep!! You deserve more subs!! Keep up the good work!
It's sad it has to be that way...I had experienced witnessing the most BS act of turning away a poor harmless man that deserved to be there just as much as any person and needed help only to be shunned and told he should not return all because the spineless pastor allowed a couple prejudicial old hags decide that he should be told he was not even welcome there, in the Lord's house of all places, I believe now just as than that God was certainly testing him in that moment, the man had the most perfect opportunity to stand up and display that that kind of behavior is EXACTLY what Jesus would've taught against.... that he would've had that man come to his father's house and to not be ashamed, that man had every right to be there, much more than some person who is what, there for show, pretending to be a good person...? They really should all be ashamed for that, but especially that pastor, he had the best and perfect opportunity to do exactly what he must have known would've been the only right thing to do at that exact moment... when i heard that he turned away that man because he was homeless and I had just met him the previous Sunday, my dad, my fiance, myself, my Grandma, and just a couple others had been the only ones to have greeted this man and look him in the eyes, welcoming him and shaking his hand, he stayed to himself, obviously he was embarrassed and ashamed but I could tell that he was even a bit surprised that any one actually was approaching him like that...I sat right infront of him as well as like I said having greeted him, shake his hand, told him, told him welcome and I'm happy that he dediced to join us today.... he was extremely polite, if only that he was quite and reserved, this man did nothing to deserve that kind of treatment, and than was shunned when these few old trolls had apparently made up some complete total nonsense about how his presence was somehow offending to them, his over all look I'm guessing as well as them saying that he was dirty and maybe even saying that he had an overwhelmingly offense smell or other BS like that I have no doubt.... All complete lies.... he had no awful smell and although he appeared that he was quite obvious to onlookers a homeless gentleman, he really did not appear overly dirty, I'm sure he went out of his way spending more time probably to try his best to take a public bathroom version of a shower clean up and freshen himself the best that he could just to look presentable... and these women? What did they do besides shake the dust off then put on their hideously ugly church wear from 1952 or whatever year they wear every Sunday... oh Def didn't forget to layer on the superiority complex as well as wafting in their extra judgement too like a nauseatingly bad perfume.... made me sick
@@misterpoe1196 I don't believe that at all respectfully but maybe perhaps you mean religion as a whole... it takes one's spirituality to make things good and to help others that's the way it should be.... some churches and religions certainly do seem to ruin everything good and Godly at times that they're supposed to be there to protect and share.... so I feel you there....
@@jennagrosskopf7962 I've seen the same in prior church experiences and that's why I don't go any more. It is sad to see that just like eith way to many things politics and appearences over ride the real reason for chruch in the first place, which is to partake in the Lords word and actually practice in his loving ways. Yet it just seems like more and more the devil in all his forms can do mote in holy walls than he should be able to.
You don’t need to come back to my churches. They are mostly filled with creepy old men reading over exaggerated stories about me and my drinking buddies.
casually listening while eating/lowkey zoning out when I hear "absolute sussy baka behavior" I had to replay that multiple times to see if I heard it right
It's been such a long time since I've listened to your videos, so coming back now just means I got hit full force by the old voice crush I've had on you 😂
The first story stressed me out. I can't even put the entire story together (and don't really want to) but the highlight was me driving late late at night, (lost but where my GPS says I should be, low on gas, and my beloved family sleeping in the car,)there's been a few freaky-ish things but nothing ALARMING. Until I passed a mannequin/dummy dressed in white robes and tall pointy white hat (yea THAT kind of "uniform") on the side of the road holding a plywood sign. I couldn't even clearly read what the sign said. There was a massive wooden cross about a .5 mile up. (Also this backass woods highway was legit named after a past KKK member, if you research it you'll find it 🙄) All this and I'm dangerously low on gas!! Like might putter out on the side of the road at any point!! Ugh, too long I'm leaving it here. ALWAYS fill up on gas while you have the opportunity!!
Hearing you read these live and then listening to them when you update them is just too funny because now I know your process a bit when recording these 😂 great job, Joel 🙂
Your British accent on the last story was fantastic!! It made me smile the whole way through!! You really are very talented. I don’t think I have listened to another narration like it! Much love from across the pond in sunny, sunny Suffolk U.K 👏🏻❤️🇬🇧
I'm always excited when you put out new stories but it's even better when you hear your hometown in the very first story. Good old Knoxville,Tennessee 865 home of the Vols🤘.
That guy from the first story should have went to the police and filed a report. "False imprisonment" is absolutely a crime, and those snake handlers should be held accountable for their actions; even if the police can't technically find cause to make any arrests nor prosecute, it's still worthwhile just to have the incident as a matter of official record!
I think he's great, he's always got new material as well. I'll never ever get tired of listening to him. Damn the wrong turn, you don't want too be going down there, you might run into some toothless hillbillies that will wanna mess you up.
Me: Hey Let's Read dropped a new vid, now I'll have something to listen omw home 2:14 "It was right after I hit Roanoke, VA" My dumbass (being from Roanoke) yells in celebration and almost swerves off the road
can i just ask why poeple DISLIKE these kinds of videos!? its just beautiful narration- what is there not to like about it!? ive genuinely convinced myself that the dislikes are just pranks. like- some people, for some reason, just make an account and go around disliking every video they come across.
In general, his voice is annoying to me because it sounds like someone who belongs more on NPR. Regarding this particular story: Americans who don't live on one of the coasts are getting sick of being caricaturized as ignorant, bible-thumping bigots, and this, especially the first story, seems to be intended to do precisely that. Also, I and others have picked up on several contradictions in the stories, not to mention other annoying little things like mispronouncing "Giles", etc.
No one is gonna talk about this guy with a missing tooth from first story travel solid 8 hours long trip just to hook up with this hot chic 😭🤣🤣is it norm..?
God, I still can't believe story two happened within a century ago :( Makes me sad that people still are racist toward others. So glad that the writer made it out alive
The funny thing bout the rattle of the rattle snake is that theirs noting in it its hollow the reason it makes that noise is the way it moves the tail each segment clacks off the next piece plus they move the tail at so many shakes or twitches per second
I live in Roanoke,VA...and I HATE I-81, avoid it at all cost, but I drove it all the way back from Texas to Roanoke, and if he was going to knoxville, tennessee, he shouldn't have gone through West Virginia, especially if he already went through blacksburg and got back on 81, it would have been a straight shot back Tennessee, as I just went there with my sister. He went to a holy roller church. Homie was super turned around, and had a crappy time because of it 😬 yikes
being West Virginia born and raised, that definitely sounds like an episcopal church. those people talk in tongues and get wild. i avoid church in general, but definitely episcopal ones lmao
I just wanna say in reference to story#1... I too am from Baltimore and seeing a fiend that smoked too much spice or is in LaLa land from his/her recent serving of dope can be hilarious. They either do the most extreme unconscious gangster lean while somehow managing to stay on their feet, or they dart around all jittery like a hummingbird on meth having a seizure. If it wasnt so immoral somebody could make a killer version of America's Funniest Videos if they wanted to and it wouldnt take much effort, just a short 10 minute drive around the neighborhood with a cell phone camera and you'd have enough footage for an entire season's worth of episodes... "This week on Baltimore's Funniest Videos."
I can't believe this guy still hasn't run out of stories! I've been listening non-stop for weeks w/ no end in sight! Other narrators use these annoying news reporter voices or are just plain terrible w/English. I used to watch MrBallen, but his posts are SUPER scarce now. Keep up the amazing work! 🫶 this channel!😄
