50% Off: Haru's Mind - PART 1/2 [PART 2 LINK BELOW] 

Imagine if the Inside Out movie was like this.

haru's head got more life than me

"One of you shot the Haru that can read" is still by far my favorite line in all of 50% off

Rin's mind: "The only thing on Haru's mind is this race." Haru's mind: "Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg."

"I wasnt thinking about killing u" "aww thank you"

My favorite is when Haru kills Haru and Haru says "Yes, I am Haru." And Makoto be like "Oooh, that's probably not good..."

So are the voices just stuck inside his head enjoying games and movies and occasionally giving input into how the physical body acts?

"I like mackerel. Me too, Haru. I DON'T like-oH MY GOD IF YOU GO OFF ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA *THROW YOU INTO THE SUN!!!!!"*

"Haru if you join the swim team you get to get in the pool." "But I DON'T WANT TO JOIN the swim team Haru." "Okay Haru, but hear me out... you get to go in the pool." "You make a compelling argument Haru." "Thank you Haru."

Haru I know you cant read... SHE"S A WITCH PUSH HER IN THE POOL!

"I... can't read" "I know" "It may be hard to believe" "It is not" "But recently I have lost the ability to read" "Everyone knows" "But just because I can't read doesn't mean I can't enjoy books" "Well... I would argue" "They smell good" ".... O... kay" "They-.. taste good. But the edges are sharp" "Are you going somewhere with this?" "Just because you can't read the words doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way" "... oh" This is literally the best advice I've ever seen in my entire life.

*"Just because you can't read the words, it doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."* When I first heard that, I just thought it was funny but, when you actually think about it, it's really deep.

"Shes a WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!", best relatable line.

we need the harus to sing a full version of all star

I like mackerel Me too, Haru I don't like mackerel Shut up, Haru

"HE SHOT HARU!" LMAO XD "Oh someone shot the Haru that can read!" OMG XD

This is why Haru's my favorite in 50% Off.

"Haru look! water!" "We can't get in Haru" "The water's probably too cold, we'll get sick" "You know what I'm sick of? All your sh*t haru! I'm assuming direct control!" "Haru no!" "Gimme that chhgdkajc" "OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A GUN!" "Everyone stand away from the brain" "He shot HARU!"

Haru: Hey haru Most of the harus: Ya? That one haru: WHAT?!

"What goes through your head when you swim, Haru?" "Some-BODY ONCE TOLD ME!"

Haru talks to himself instead of talking to other people..... I love it!

Haru #1: Painting sure is fun. Haru #2: You know what else is fun? Killing your best friend. Haru #1: That doesn't sound fun at all Haru. Haru #2: Well how would you know? All you do is swim Haru. Haru #3: I think Haru is right, we should branch out our hobbie's Haru. Haru #2: Oh s*** Haru, Makoto stopped talking, he wants you to respond, Say something stupid. Haru: I wasn't thinking about killing you... Makoto: Awwww thank you ^.^ Haru: Nailed it. Me: o.o that's me with my little sister...

"Are you going somewhere with this?" "Just because you cannot read the words doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in other ways." "ooh..." "Boom. Advice over."

"LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE HERE IN DUCKSBERG" "they're making the final turn" "now's my change" "WOOHOO!!" me and my best friend always say this when we see each other at school 😂😂

Am I weird because this is my exact thought process?

Life is like a hurricane. Here in Duckberg

Is it bad that I just got why this was called 50% off

Haru: Ugg i just cant get it. Haru: Haru just spin it anti-clock wise. Haru: what the hell is anti-clock wise? Haru: its the same as counter clockwise. Haru: thenjust say counter clockwise! Haru: are you two still playing with that thing? Its just a stupid colored cube. Haru: you're a stupid colored cube haru! Haru: you cut me deep haru. ~Haru

8:24 His coconut gun, can fire in spurts, if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt

I want to live in Haru's mind...

Stoned Haru is hilarious! "Haru doesn't trade with me!" "I wanted to play Mario cart!"

"Haru if you join the swim team you get to go into the pool" "But I don't want to join the swim team" "Ok ok Haru but hear me out. You get to go into the pool" "You make a compelling argument Haru" "Thank you Haru"

"SHE'S A WITCH" "PUSH HER INTO THE POOL" and that fanfic part though XD

why does this have so many views

It's a serious game I pick bowser and I play to win.

12:02 Haru: Hey Haru? Haru's: Ya? Random angry Haru: WHAT?!

Haru #2 : Hey, Haru! Haru #3-665 : Yeah? Haru #666 *_-WHAT!!!-_*

"Knight to Queen 4. Check." "Haru, this is checkers." "I HATE YOU!" My personal favorite joke.

*Down here is your home* *Haru* *listen to me* *the human world* *its a mess* *life under the sea is better than anything they got up there* *the sea weed is always greener* xD

I'm sad to say that this is the only version of Haru I can imagine now. Thanks, Octopimp

the little mermaid part had me laughing so hard omfg

this is soo funny XD haru's mind is like my mind is that bad?😂 my favourite lines "HE SHOT HARU!" "I don't know haru one of you shot the haru that can read!!" "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays on the furtherest madness. we can sense your true intention rei ryugazaki the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words on the templeral winds they inform us that your not to be trusted. usurper usurper!" 😂😂😂

I relate to this more then i should...

"Haru said we were gonna get baked and watch game of thrones I wanna see some tiiiittttttssssss"

8:48 i want a full cover of this

makoto's scary face omfg I'm almost crying

I keep forgetting how b r o a d Makoto is like holy shit he's two Nagisas wide

Haru! Activate protocol blackbird: 3-3-5. This doesn't seem like the time for polka renditions of Ke$ha songs, Haru... No! _THREE_ three five *Oh yeah.* That one... Do _that_ one...

I hereby conclude that haru has the entire cast of big bang theory in his head, plus the actual actors.

"All that's in his mind is this race." LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE, HERE IN DUCKSBURG..

1:22 "You should kill them all Haru" "ah kay"

I wonder what it looks like inside Haru's head. We know there's a stare case that stilts Haru fell down, a yard for four wheeler Haru to drive a round, and multiple rooms including the one containing Not-Haru. They also got a ping pong table, a TV, several board games, a Nintendo gaming console, etc. And in the newest episode we learn that a Haru can open a door into another person's mind. I know I'll probably never get it, but I seriously want a map of this place.

What goes through your head when you swim Haru? Some.. *BODY ONCE TOLD ME*

I imagine all the Harus doing a Karaoke to the DuckTales theme

It took me 3 years to realize that when Nagisa says "I can see them, every Haru, he was right, there are so many", he means that he can see all of Harus different personalities...

"Just because I can't read, does not mean I can't enjoy books." I can't with that line XD

"Just because I can't read does not mean that I can't enjoy books. ... they smell good."

This is like Inside Out - Haru edition lmao

"It's just a stupid color cube, Haru!" "You're a stupid color cube." "You cut me deep, Haru." PFFFFF XDDDD

"Hello, anybody in here?" "Hello haru" "Ah s**t what the f**k?!" Best moment

Right when Haru said "Haru, I recommend manual eject." The back of my chair fell off.

The conversations in my head during exams😂

GUYS CHECK IT OUT I BOUGHT A FOUR WHEELER BOOTIFUL JUST BOOTIFUL

I'm glad you made this because Haru's inner voices are probably my favorite part of the series. :) I feel like they have gotten crazier as the series progresses too.

"Hey guys check it out! I got a four wheeler!"

haru is my fucking spirit animal

Where is this amazing part 2?

" I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim...or how to f*ck dean winchester" Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rin; Damn it he's so fast, he must be laser focus. The only thing in Haru's mind is this race. Haru: 🎵Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg🎵 Makoto: They're making the finale turn. Rin: Here's my chance Haru: Woo hoo.

Life is like a hurricane Here in Duckburg xD I'm dead

*Laughs* "Butterfly!" *Laughs more* "Butt" *Laughs* Me: SAME! XD

7:48 HOLY FUCK ITS CR1TIKAL

After watching the entire 50% off series, I went to rewatch Free, and got a very big shock when I was reminded that Haru isn't borderline insane, Makoto isn't a hardcore gay (actually, he kind is), Nagisa isn't a drug lord, Rei is... honestly, Rei is just the punching bag, Rin has.... Rin always had depression actually, and Gou was a.... Rin, Rei, and Gou are literally the same

Rin- The only thing on his mind is this race. Haru(s)- Life is like a hurricane! Here in, Duckburg!

"HE SHOT HARU" is one of my favorite lines besides "I don't know Haru, one of you shot the Haru thAT CAN READ"

you gave props to sparky but not to octopimp?

Crap what does this say? *i dunno haru, one of you shot the haru that can read*

I love how it starts out as an inner monologue, then it's a dialogue and gradually more and more Harus appear

Haru's mind: "Boom! done advice over!" Me: That is something I would totally do!

XD the only social life haru has is with himself in his mind (( such a burn ;-; but im just kidding ))

i just realized that nagisa's crush has eridans voice

"Let's take a vote, hey, haru!" "Yeah?" "WHAT?!?!"

NARK!

"Let's take it to a vote, hey Haru.." "Yeah?" *"WHAT?"*

What goes through your head when you swim Haru? someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

"Yes, I am Haru."

"Haru down here is your home...starts little mermaid music" XD

“The only thing on Haru’s mind right now is this race” “DUCK-TALES AWOOO”

“Haru I know you can’t read” “SHES A WITCH PUSH HER IN THE POOL” I can’t 😭

"SHE'S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!" XD

"Swim team nothing i want that boy to be my bride."

the amount of times I watch this is actually uncountable

This makes Inside Out look like a phony

8:26 HIS COCONUT GUN, CAN FIRE IN SPURTS! AND IF HE SHOOTS YA, ITS GONNA HURT!

❝Shut up Haru.❞ Best moments

Alright, so I get your comments as a notification on my phone every so often, so I've decided to pin a little FAQ for y'all. 1. Q: oh my god is that moistcritikal at 7:48? A: Yes 2. Q: wow no way is that cr1tikal at 7:48? A: Yes 3. Q: i can't really tell but is that Charlie at 7:48? A: Yes 4. Q: i just rewatched this video and noticed a different guy talking at 7:48, is that penguinz0? A: Yes 5. Q: whoever the voice actor was did a really good critikal impression at 7:48 A: Guess what I hope this was informative and that you all enjoy your day at the 50% Off Iwatobi Swim Club. (And if you scroll past this FAQ, which again, I have pinned, just leave some variant of these questions in the comments again, all I have to say is that I'm in pretty close contact with Nagisa and you might just get a cap busted in ya.)

okay how many harus are there i counted 6

"LIFE IS LIK A HURRICAIN, GIV IN DUCKBIRD!" omg...I FREAKIN LOVE HARU!

Rei: I will not embarrass myself like last time! AHHHHHH Me: Yeah, totally not embarrassing, Rei

“NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY MONOPOLY HARU”