50 Ways to Die in Minecraft - Part 13 

Shrek is supposed to SMIRK, Notchnetherit! _SMIRK!_ Have you ever seen him make that face in _any other_ form of media? Link to Credits: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lWRqejTsMT8.html

Me: "It will take months for Jake to-" Jake: "I A M S P E E D"

Gingerbread man stops running because he always gets into trouble while running, then proceeds to get hit by a goat because he wasn’t moving

I was in a Jake Eyes 50 Ways to Die video... My career has peaked

"I'm gonna smash your hit points so far into the negatives the server's gonna throw an underflow exception." - The Server Troll

This series is timeless

"I'm gonna smash your hit points so far into the negatives the server's gonna throw an underflow exception!" Brilliant

Ok, that Curse of Binding Twilight Sparkle Cosplay death was hilarious. Especially because of who was involved.

Suggestions: - Improperly using beds to mine for ancient debris - Entering a bastion - Not carrying fire res when you go ancient debris mining (underground lava pockets burn the player) - Getting knocked off a platform into a lava ocean by hoglins - Not wearing gold around piglins - Not wearing Soul Speed on boots (the souls trapped in soul sand drag you under)

My god, the "forgetting mojang removed the ability to type your gamemode with numbers" hits way too hard 😂

famous quotes: "ready, se go" -Jake Eyes

Suggestion: “There are no RedstoneNeds in Minecraft!” Death by multiverse

5:18 I love that we get to see Redstone Ned's Airship after however many years!

Suggestions: Not listening to Epilepsy warnings. Thinking that eyes of ender are ender pearls. Walking to the far lands on foot in one sitting. Use of mods to get rich.

Reverse Psychology: While riding a truck, someone says "Thank goodness there are trucks in Minecraft.", causing the truck to disappear and making them fall in the road

Neglecting to read patch notes **miner digs straight down and falls into an abnormally huge cave**

4:30 the curse of binding twilight sparkle armor was the funniest thing I saw all day

Some of these deaths feel oddly specific, good video nevertheless, really liked it :o

I have an idea: Accidently summon a world eater while trying to learn latin.

Idea: Drinking expired poison Before drinking, thinks: Wait, if a poison expires, would it become more poisonous or less poisonous? *someone who is sleeping next door hears that person, and loses their sleep because of the thought, then kills the person who said it* Melting someone's brain too much

3:35 I feel like someone finally got around to reading Homestuck...

this series is beautiful in such a strange way.

Excellent homestuck jokes dude can't wait to see some more.

Suggestions: The "Ready Sego" part being the Sego Skiing company logo. Denying a Glow Squid's ability to tell funny jokes. Considering a video to be "kid friendly"

For your next Sego, you should put the "Eggo" logo but with Superman's S sign to its left

Huh that came faster than usual, it would have taken like 10 months or something

Suggestion for 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft part 14: Leaving TF2 Pyro unattended... in a TNT warehouse.

The rewatchability of the entire series is incredible.

as a homestuck fan i can confirm the homestuck convention is indeed called "homecon or whatever"

how coincidental im watching this series again in years then 13 comes out. funny

Now, let's wait for Part *14* patiently.

5:12 is a perfectly delivered line

Suggestions: Setting fire to a TNT Warehouse over a sand-covered ravine Mistaking a hydraulic press for a bed

When you literally just finished watching the trailer and wondering what time it would be uploaded on the 12th

2:29 I was honestly expecting the kill count to go up by 1 until i realised that it was really an ad break

Suggestions: 1. Building a house in US land space (gets obliterated by a tank or something) 2. Working on the Deathstar (Deathstar blows up apparently) 3. Flying an Elytra, *near an airport* 4. Visiting Pompeii

Idea: Testing out your brand-new shiny lightning rod... on the roof of a TNT warehouse

Suggestion: Trying to climb a mountain, populated by goats (those goats can just decide to charge you at random and send you flying).

1:35 "i love you son" "i love you mom" why did that almost make me cry 😭

3:42 what actually happen at this part?

Idea: Finally reading all of Homestuck. Reader ends up a skeleton covered in fake horns and grey body paint that they stained everything around them with.

_I can't believe he put 4 Homestuck-related deaths in the 13th episode. On 6/12, no less. Incredible._

Pretty cool seeing Homestuck here. Didn’t think it was still relevant

Here’s one: biting into an apple made of solid gold (A golden apple)

Way to die in minecarft: Elytra gliding into a pillager outpost.

THIS IS THE BEST SERIES KNOWN TO MAN

Idea: Drinking a -Fire Resistance Potion- Lava Bottle

I generally love number 49 it's so discreet and hilarious and you know it will happen in your hardcore world

Idea for a death not being a sensible person and building TNT warehouse, there’s just a bunch of TNT all over the city that gets blown up.

I know I’m going to love this video Edit: I knew it, I loved the video.

Idea: Wander into a goat's territory And Spit at a goat who killed your wandering trader next to it's wolf friend

suggestion: "using a sharpness 255 sword" "to rip reality"

50 ways to die in minecraft, been watching since 2014

51. Dying because they put a Homestuck reference in your strictly Minecraft reference diet.

4:32 how to make it worse, make it so the person wearing it is nearly unkillable and it will basically never break

Here's a suggestion Destiny 2 refrences btw "Insulting someone's dead sister." "Killing a fan favorite character."

Idea for the next one "Trying to download hacks" Somebody is on the computer trying to download minecraft hacks and accidentally clicks a popup and then gets spammed with more popups (and they fly out if the screen and kill him) *a few scenes later * "Hacking in front of players---Moderators" Same guy from last time, he finds working hacks, and then uses them next to a "player" who is actually a mod I hope this doesnt get stolen :(

An idea is simple. Not being able to hire the new guy for the 50 ways to die in minecraft series.

Suggestion: Saying or doing anything around a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure fan. The repetition kills you.

It's been a while but I remember watching these when I was younger. I love these and they are still incredible!

4:20 Well... I didn't expect to see that :3 (Well if you have access to some spells that can use Twilight I guess it isn't that bad! But the Curse of Binding is a bit more... Problematic. Good job X3)

I wonder how Many times Jake Eyes has blown Up the TNT warehouse

50 ways to die in Minecraft never gets old, and I love it.

Death suggestion: "There are no guns in Minecraft!" Gets shot

I haven't seen this one said at all, so I'll say it. Logging in back in to a old Minecraft world you haven't seen in years.

A few suggestions for your next one “Witnessing the depressing masterpiece that is dead voxel”(old nether music) “Provoking red stone ned” “Trying for the fiftieth time to ensure a tnt warehouse” “Getting in the debate between C418 and Lena Raine” “Using auto jump” Love your videos man Keep up the good work.

Man, it's amazing how this series has been going for years, and despite some deaths being kinda too meta to work, the comedic timing still keeps it funny and fresh. It's kinda like the Tom & Jerry of machinimas, it just nails it in a way their peers don't

ok so the finial kill count for this series counting all deaths including mobs and mob heads is 1,259 deaths

Loved these videos since the very first ones! Decided it's time to come up with some ideas. -Flying an elevator into the build limit (Get crushed between the floor and roof when in hits) -Enter the creeper section of the botanical garden. (As in wall creeper plants) -Attempt to do a loop with an elytra. -Building support beams for a roof on a laggy server. (The pillars disappear and the roof falls down) -Attempting to enchant your armor with blue dye instead of lapis. -Using melons as your only source of food. (Eats too slowly and gets killed by mobs) -Underpaying workers at your TNT warehouse.

Idea for 14: schrodinger's cat and dog, and have the kill count go up by 0.5 each time

Suggestion: Having a Redstone skin near the tnt warehouse

Sometimes, I wonder how many videos of this he will always make, cuz it never gets old, it’s just so disastrous, and funny :D

Idea: Trying to follow Mumbo Jumbos “simple” redstone tutorials.

Suggestion: the gingerbreadman is running away from a goat then comes across a cliff and gets hit by the goat and tries to water mlg but his wireless mouse disconnects and he dies. I can't come up with good ideas. Just wanna add a bit of 1.17 logic also keep on going with this series it amazing

Bruh I just rediscovered the channel as this comes out.

6:03 Here I am!

2:22 This is probably the best gag in the entire series.

7:03 How much money has that company spent fixing that place

Suggestions Fighting the wither, with a stick Eat a diamond Working in a tnt warehouse with a creeper infestation Waiting for the heavy update in TF2 Trying to catch a beldum, (basically they have a very low catch rate) Use twitter Using outdated memes Digging straight up in the nether Being a hypocrite Giving Nintendo fans what they want Copyright strike videos for no reason Working for enchantedmob (being underpayed) Playing roblox Getting ejected Being sus Not looking both ways before crossing the street Getting demonetized for no reason Neglecting to respond to a problem Cutting down a chorus plant that grows sand

for part 14: joining the OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT: gets killed immediatelly by end crystals and pvp-ers

the homestuck deaths are actually accurate as somebody that got into the series like 3 months ago

4:15 - 4:39 killed me. That was probably the one that made me laugh the most in the entire series.

Everyone: Jake takes months to release a 50 ways video. Jake Eyes: I said we 13 today

Way To Die In Minecraft(That actually happened to me): I Got a "broken scroll wheel" and it changed from my sword to the spyglass, and by "lucky" i zoom directly into the enderman's eyes when i'm trying to activate the shield for protecting me from nearby mobs like zombies and skeletons

When jakeeyes uploads another ways to die video: A suprise to be sure. But a welcome one

Sun Tzu vs Technoblade: the war of famous quotes

Idea: going to the nether without protective gear (the nether is so hot it cant have water, so how the heck is your body not burning up?)

5:42 When you forget to prone in the section of the tunnel in Tranzit

2:42 Is this a Reference from the Storming of the US Capitol?

Suggestion: Using a suspicious looking eye, WAIT wrong game!

4:39 🎵I’m walking on sunshine,🎵 “WOAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh…!”

Love these videos! Suggestions for Pokénerds: Pissing off Palkia (getting the space you occupy distorted and getting shredded) Pissing off Dialga (getting aged into oblivion) Pissing off Giratina (it's the god of antimatter - *KABOOM*) Existing near a Primeape (it has a Hair-Trigger Temper and never calms down until it's beaten up whatever angered it) Existing near a Magcargo (the damn thing is apparently *hotter than the Sun*) Irresponsible Dynamaxing (somebody gets squished by giant Pokémon) Killing Yveltal (when its life ends, it absorbs the life-force of everything in the vicinity to fuel its resurrection) Damaging the ecosystem (death by angry Zygarde)

Suggestions: having a single block in your base with a light level less than 8 flirting with an enderman admiring a sunset (a gdjhillion zombies spawn around the player) realizing creepers can climb stairs

Idea: Try to play like one of those RLcraft RU-vidrs using a low-end PC (Nuclear explosion)

I now understand most of the homestuck story threa-

2:01 my fav

2:51 Man I wished you played it, I love that song.

“Getting Overly sued for being too cheap and less friendly to the people who use your website” (Part 14 Idea)

idea: The server troll infiltrates a lab trying to time travel and they were JUST ready to go into their new "Time Travel Room". Then the troll proceeds to push everyone out of the room then goes in himself. Accidentally presses the "Medival" button. Then he throws an ender pearl to pearl to a tower in the Medieval Times And then Everyone saw it and then thought he was a witch. and put him in a tank made out of obsidian (somehow) full to the brim of water then closed the lid. Death 25: Throwing an ender pearl in the medival times

Death Idea: Playing A Server on a Slow computer, and have the death text be “ was slain by Packet loss”