55 Greatest James Bond One-Liners

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Bond has been quipping since 1962, so we thought we'd compile our favorite (and what we think are the best) one-liners into one video. Enjoy!
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0:00 Introduction
0:16 THE SPY WHO LOVED ME (1977)
0:36 FOR YOUR EYES ONLY (1981)
1:28 THUNDERBALL (1965)
1:48 DR. NO (1962)
2:03 THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (1999)
2:20 THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN OUN (1974)
3:08 THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS (1987)
3:52 ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE (1969)
4:19 LICENCE TO KILL (1989)
4:27 DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER (1971)
4:51 TOMORROW NEVER DIES (1997)
6:28 MOONRAKER (1979)
6:38 A VIEW TO A KILL (1985)
6:56 GOLDENEYE (1995)
8:44 GOLDFINGER (1964)
8:59 DIE ANOTHER DAY (2002)
9:16 CASINO ROYALE (2006)
9:29 OCTOPUSSY (1983)
9:35 NEVER SAY NEVER AGAIN (1983)

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@dondee5439 Год назад

I think what makes James Bond one liners so great is that he is saying them for his own entertainment. He does not care if anyone else hears them or approves of them. It is also a way for him to unwind from the stress of almost being killed and the stress of having to deservedly kill the villians. It is his way to reboot his psyche.

@prg2812 Год назад

Is that a camerman in the tree on the left at 0:26 I see ?

@spikerobot4113 Год назад

That or he is just finding a way to comment on each scenario and he's just really clever about it. It's really not as clear cut as you make it out to be.

@ConanObrien22 9 месяцев назад

Good take

@hawaiisidecar 6 месяцев назад

I approve of your analysis.

@iangoldberg7453 4 года назад

*hanging on for dear life* “Hang on James”... “The thought had occurred to me”😂 Best one imo

@gjaeigjiajeg 4 года назад

I would have pushed him off.

@ryanclark7962 4 года назад

@@gjaeigjiajeg Why

@jesperhedenqvist922 3 года назад

Watched that exact scene just before reading yout comment and this is the best one lmao

@h3nnkka90 3 года назад

" Yea i know him his name is Jaws and he kills people " 😀

@AthelstanEngland 2 года назад

Yep saw that and was about to say Roger Moore definitely delivers these lines the best.... however I think they missed the best "But James I need you".... "So does England!"

@andrewfiorini8169 4 года назад

“That last hand nearly killed me.” Just brilliant

@johnmcgrath200 4 года назад

My favourite part of this is the fact he says a one liner when there's no one around to hear it.

@addisondebter9468 4 года назад

John McGrath that’s cause Bond is cheeky like that. He doesn’t need anyone to be around to validate him.

@johnmcgrath200 4 года назад

@@addisondebter9468 when I do that I get called mental

@davidbeddoe6670 4 года назад

God hears all my one-liners.

@davidbeddoe6670 4 года назад

@Castle Bravo its a joke, loser.

@johnmcgrath200 4 года назад

@Castle Bravo OK, Dunbar

@pivotguydc1149 5 лет назад

"You'd miss me" *BANG* "I never miss"

@Warm_Ice0 4 года назад

Yeah well she's at point blank range

@dminsong 5 лет назад

Looking for seashells?? No, I was just looking.

@lordgnippoc2278 5 лет назад

kandang ha

@drbrochette9346 4 года назад

Aditya Sanjay It means he was looking at the girl singing and picking shells. Because he finds her sexy

@addisondebter9468 4 года назад

That’s my favorite one, too

@unosheem6210 4 года назад

@@ChuckBeefOG lmao same

@cdh79 4 года назад

@@ChuckBeefOG Ursula Andress is 83 now.. but yeah, a time machine would definitely be necessary

@cierangray9528 4 года назад

“That’s a smith & Wesson and you’ve had your six” is probably the smoothest line in any movie!

@Reuben_95 4 года назад

💯💯

@terrancejohnson9108 3 года назад

Explain this one to someone who isn’t a gun nut

@cierangray9528 3 года назад

Terrance Johnson basically in the scene. The guy sneaks in with a gun! This particular gun can only hold 6 bullets! That being said bond works out that when he goes for the gun. He’s already used all of his ammunition. Which is why he says “you’ve had your six” and smith and Wesson is the maker of the gun. Hope that sums it up for you.

@alwaysOPEN4business 3 года назад

@@cierangray9528 except its clearly a Colt .45

@hanspetermarro4188 3 года назад

Echoed in Living Daylights when Brad Whitaker says: You've had your eight, now I have my eighty.

@thegentleman4874 4 года назад

In Thunderball, when Bond puts the woman on the chair, and says "Do you mind if she sits this one out? She's just dead." I died at that 😂

@fernwhite9158 4 года назад

You want to sit as well?

@thegentleman4874 4 года назад

@@fernwhite9158 I don't know what you mean, but I feel threatened

@fernwhite9158 4 года назад

@@thegentleman4874 you said you "died" the lady from Bond died and Bond said she has to sit. So I basically asked do you have to sit as well. No matter don't mind me I just have shitty sense of shitty humour.

@thegentleman4874 4 года назад

@@fernwhite9158 oh I understand - I'm just a bit slow in terms of understanding jokes.

@colinp2238 3 года назад

Maybe it should have been she's just dead on her feet?

@tomgregory687 Год назад

I always liked the line in Never Say Never Again where Bond is told that his health is poor because of Turkish cigarettes, martinis, red meat, and white bread. Bond responds with, "I shall have to cut down on white bread."

@ericfitzgerald9139 5 лет назад

“That’s a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing” I’ve really gotta try to sneak that into conversation sometime

@vidneypopples 4 года назад

"Provided the collars and cuffs match" is a better one.

@james-p 4 года назад

They kind of swiped that line from a better one in An American in Paris: "That's quite a dress you almost have on. What holds it up?" "Modesty."

@williamcastilla1963 4 года назад

That was my favorite one. He then finishes his remark with "I approve." Lmao.

@TheAskTrixieChannel 4 года назад

I have!

@vidaedoreekeng5767 2 года назад

" I'm Mr kill." " Now there's a name to die for" Love it

@DerekWitt 2 года назад

I like the quip by Bronson after the pen grenade exploded. "Don't say it." "The writing's on the wall." I think Desmond Llewelyn was genuinely laughing at that one. I doubt his reaction was scripted.

@oatnoid Год назад

"The pen is mightier than the sword"?

@JoeSmith-sx5gw Год назад

So is the rest of him

@InAMinMaths 4 месяца назад

I think it took a few takes - Pierce breaks character

@aryaman2631 4 года назад

*In a confession* Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Q dressed as a priest: That's putting it mildly 007.

@NeoArashi 4 года назад

Aryaman What movie?

@NEC234 4 года назад

@@NeoArashi For Your Eyes Only

@NeoArashi 4 года назад

Dion Snijders Oh. Been too long sunce I watched this one XD

@EmmaSaints 2 года назад

This one always cracks me up. Best Q quote ever.

@Max1996YT 2 года назад

@@EmmaSaints I heard that was intended to be M, but the actor was unable to be there for the filming.

@thesentinel5523 5 лет назад

Sean Connery is the GOAT of Bond. His delivery and timing are dark and funny at the same time. He's the perfect balance of Bond that has made all the movies cool in the pop culture. He's the reason why Bond movies are cool.

@tabaksmozaiekvirus1715 5 лет назад

Him and Roger Moore were the best

@ishaan2863 5 лет назад

It's Daniel Craig for me!

@tabaksmozaiekvirus1715 5 лет назад

@@ishaan2863 he does very well indeed, although he isn't the most goodlooking of the Bonds

@ishaan2863 5 лет назад

@@tabaksmozaiekvirus1715 its never about the looks, I think he portrayed the bond very well, he is one of the best action stars, judging from the movies. Also, he gives people like me hope, who once felt inferior due to their height, I'm 5'10 too you know lol😄

@tabaksmozaiekvirus1715 5 лет назад

@@ishaan2863 im 5'8"...

@mludsladiesgentlemen1774 2 года назад

The beauty about every actor who has played bond? They have all brought something different and unique to the roll. Fantastic.

@lindildeev5721 2 года назад

Connery : the classic Bond Lazenby : the ignored Bond Moore : the witty Bond Dalton : the one-liner Bond Brosnan : the funny Bond Craig : the vulnerable Bond And now, we're waiting for the gentleman Bond.

@CalifornianCuttlefish Год назад

what I love about James Bond one-liners is they're silly but still witty

@TheOneWhoLaughs101 5 лет назад

"She always did enjoy a good squeeze" gets me every time 😂

@avianshchanana3807 5 лет назад

J-800 Model HaHaHa Brosnan bro!

@GrosvnerMcaffrey 2 года назад

"That's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing" is my favorite

@macsenplays 2 года назад

"You don't need the gun...commander." "That depends on your definition of 'safe sex'."

@aceshighdueceslow Год назад

@@macsenplays all of his lines in Goldeneye were, well, gold, especially the "no more foreplay" line to conclude that scene

@JoeSmith-sx5gw Год назад

James Bond stiff ass Brit

@markreeter6227 4 года назад

Fun Fact: Credit must go to Sean Connery for his ad-libbing of many of Bond’s famous one-liners and witticisms in the early films. His contributions are where it all began.

@bevcampbell9884 3 года назад

Yes, Sean Connery is the Best Bond. The rest had to basically follow his blue print.

@coreyham3753 Год назад

A great addition to the Bond films.

@lukasnummer1 Год назад

Terence Young is involved in that.

@fanirama 3 года назад

It looks like Sylvia Trench is the one who led Bond to say "Bond, James Bond" because she is the one who says it as "Trench, Sylvia Trench" that Bond immediately copies into "Bond, James Bond"

@iammodestykazi6914 2 года назад

Top comment 👌

@TheEmeraldMenOfficial 2 года назад

Yep, and the timing was because Connery wasn’t able to do the line the way the director wanted it: so they had him snap his lighter shut before continuing.

@cdorman11 2 года назад

It's interesting that Sean couldn't get the line right--extremely nervous. So Eunice had to help him walk it off. They came back a bit later and he got on the first try.

@afriend9428 Год назад

*and her last name is coat*

@BB-te8tc 2 года назад

I love Dalton's exasperated, laboured delivery of "He got the boot!" with "Boot!" emphasized. People often describe him as humourless but I think the humour's still there, just not necessarily with the tongue and cheek delivery of other Bonds.

@DanielSadjadian 4 года назад

"Do you lose as gracefully as you win?" "I wouldn't know, I've never lost" Love that, so witty 😂

@eoinreen8808 5 лет назад

"You can't kill me, you'd miss me" Bond: "i never miss" next scene "You missed mister bond"

@ForceMaximus84 5 лет назад

Take a giant step for mankind.

@eoinreen8808 5 лет назад

weird screaming while falling into space*

@barisbal7782 4 года назад

@@eoinreen8808 i wish he would say ''i gave him some space''

@noahcheckman8542 4 года назад

Bond: "Did I?"

@xxxmm-wr3jx 4 года назад

I guEss yOu NevEr mIss Uh

@moonrakerone 3 года назад

I still love the line from John Cleese's Q in the movie where he is introduced: "Ah, the famous 007 wit!" *pause* "Or at least half of it."

@andriealinsangao613 Год назад

HAH! Savage!

@revenueengine-financelesso8149 3 года назад

Roger had the most - of course he was the most light hearted Bond so it worked extremely well. RIP Roger/Sean ...my two favorites

@odysseusrex5908 Год назад

I always thought Pierce Brosnan could have been as great a Connery. I remember being so excited when he got the role. Unfortunately, they never gave him the scripts. They had already started slowly morphing the character out of all semblance to James Bond.

@macrumpton 5 лет назад

Secret agent "dad jokes".

@hugopepe1722 4 года назад

all dads watched bond movies, that is where they got them from,

@anttitheinternetguy3213 4 года назад

Ye, im 25-y old and i use dad jokes on women. Works like a charm (most of the time)

@foljs5858 4 года назад

The whole idea of "dad jokes" is millennial BS. They're just jokes.

@ChuckBeefOG 4 года назад

Your sister doesnt count.

@roniquebreauxjordan1302 4 года назад

It was the '60s..'70s

@johnoberst1045 5 лет назад

0:43. The only time in movie history that a car goes over a cliff and doesn't explode.

@shareemibitsfala5534 5 лет назад

John Oberst sad and true

@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 4 года назад

Shareem Ibitsfala neither of you have seen it’s a mad mad mad mad world

@sammcpherson6969 4 года назад

Fast 7

@SparkTheGenius 3 года назад

I was SO waiting for it to explode. I've even seen the scene before and I was still assuming it was about to explode.

@theinvictussamaritan4778 3 года назад

Spoiler alert: Duel 1971

@harisameen1719 3 года назад

Who's here after Sir Sean Connery passed away?? RIP legend

@Animeaddiction 3 года назад

Two other Bond legends passed away. Roger Moore in 2017 and Desmond Liewelyn, our beloved Q for 17 movies in 1999. Someone should make a videos of all the Q quips. "Really double-oh-seven!" "I haven't any time for these adolescent antics!" "Don't touch that! That's my lunch!"

@harisameen1719 3 года назад

@@Animeaddiction 🙏

@apveening Год назад

@@Animeaddiction Why aren't you that somenone?

@mrxyzaffair3046 4 года назад

“My name is bon-“ “Names is for tombstones baby” Best Line from any bond movie ever

@moonrakerone 3 года назад

Woman, hands Bond a balance sheet: "Would you like to check my figures?" Bond: "I'm sure they're perfectly rounded."

@THEJUKE777 3 года назад

My favorite will always be Sean Connery’s line in Goldfinger: Stewardess: “ Can I do something for you Mr. Bond?” Bond: “JUST a drink” CLASSIC!!!!

@georgehenderson7783 2 года назад

5:26 "Stinging in the rain?" "That's not funny 007." Yes it is! 😂

@aleksandarvil5718 2 года назад

HILARIOUS 😅😆😂😂😂😂

@DittoGTI Месяц назад

RIP Desmond Llewellyn or however its spelt. He was the best Q, fucking loved him

@georgehenderson7783 Месяц назад

@@DittoGTI He was a great Q all right, always quick to castigate 007: 007: Have I ever let you down? Q: Frequently. But my favorite Q is Ben Whishaw's Q in Skyfall: Q: 007 - I'm your new quartermaster. 007: You must be joking. Q: Why, because I'm not wearing a labcoat? 007: Because you still have spots.

@DittoGTI Месяц назад

@@georgehenderson7783 Nah Desmond was always the goat. And he did it for 30+ years

@georgehenderson7783 Месяц назад

@@DittoGTI That he did!

@freakyold 3 года назад

3:20 "That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six" was Bond's most calm and merciless killing and it was in the very first Bond movie - Dr. No.

@johnpaulirvine5845 Год назад

yes, he seemed to portray the natural killer there, hardly even acting.... the way he flinched as he pulled the trigger, like it was so natural for him... perfect timing.

@lloydlee6643 2 года назад

My favorite line is from Golfinger. When James is about to be cut in two by the buzz saw asks “what do you expect me to do talk? Gold finger replies “no I expect you to die.”

@jfish032 2 года назад

👏👏 that is fantastic

@jfish032 2 года назад

Also, how about Tan-Sun: "Time to face destiny" Bond: "Time to face gravity" Tan-Sun: plummets to his death 🤣♥️

@davidcarty7584 2 года назад

That's a goldfinger line not a bond one

@brianthesnail3815 2 года назад

Thats mine too. Along with (Bond to Domino) "You swim like a man" (Domino to Bond) "So do you".

@darrensurrey 2 года назад

When I was wheeled into surgery a few years ago, I said it looked like a scene out of James Bond... then I looked at the surgeon and asked, "Do you expect me to talk?" He had to bite his tongue so as not to say the reply. ;)

@trippyboi91 6 месяцев назад

I love that you include the context for them. Not just the clip. And “SWITCH THE BLOODY MACHINE OFF” is obviously the best. 😂😂😂😂😂

@CHASEMARC 4 года назад

you left out the best one: On Her Majesty's Secret Service - "This Never Happened To The Other Fella"

@gamerg0 3 года назад

Agreed. That was a real breaking the fourth wall moment (c.f. Deadpool). Also a foreshadowing of things to come, as it would eventually become standard that the lead actor gets replaced periodically, resulting in comparisons of Bonds.

@stevevernon1978 Год назад

@@gamerg0 James Bond is a Time Lord

@DuderinoDeux 4 года назад

The droleness of a Moore sometimes with eyebrows, the wry scottishness of a Connery, the acerbity of a Craig or a Dalton with a hitman passas. The charm of a succinct Brosnan. You choose and of course not forgetting Mr. G. Lazenby on her majestys secret service with a smooth nonchalance.

@Poorschedriver 4 года назад

Moneypenny: "James where are you" Bond getting frisky with a college girl: "oh Moneypenny I'm just over here at Oxford brushing up on a little danish" Moneypenny: "you always were a cunning linguist James"

@J_C_CH 4 года назад

I think she was a foreign language professor lol Would make more sense

@BrianRP1209 4 года назад

Moneypenny turns around and sees M. "Don't ask." "Don't tell."

@J_C_CH 4 года назад

@@johnstapleton7305 don't own a kite

@donnagray21 3 года назад

I have to say.....IMG!! 😍

@apveening Год назад

"you always were a cunning linguist James" - That was another line that slipped right by the American censoring.

@connorashton4172 5 лет назад

It’s a shame I’ll never have a reason to use these quotes. Probably won’t see a man in feathers fall down a cliff

@uchihagaeshi1169 4 года назад

@@mE-up7tq The fact that you have deadpool as your pp makes this even funnier haha

@mikesinclair7135 3 года назад

Hahahaha!!

@michaelireland7239 2 года назад

ha na very good

@rafachrzaszcz6997 Год назад

3:57 that was BRUTAL! 😂

@DittoGTI Месяц назад

Didn't like the delivery icl. Never liked Lazenby at all

@mattbacon285 4 года назад

Do you know him? Bond: "Not socially. His name is Jaws and he kills people."

@BleedingUranium 4 года назад

Always been one of my favourite lines. It's just so casual.

@gopherb3985 2 года назад

Jaws was the coolest!!

@ForceMaximus84 5 лет назад

Favorites: “Shocking. Positively shocking.” “I must be dreaming.” “I think he got the point.” “Keeping the British end up, sir.” “Oh, he had to fly.” “He had no head for heights.” “Well, you know what they say about the fittest.” “No. For me.” “Backseat driver.” “I never miss.” “Sorry. That last hand nearly killed me.” “Now the whole world’s gonna know that you died scratching my balls!”

@astrosleep9625 3 года назад

I used the point one after in cooling class someone sliced their finger open

@rajapusapati1 3 года назад

The last one was the best

@rickygardener8681 2 года назад

"Mr Solo had a pressing engagement " - Goldfinger

@maydaymayday4362 2 года назад

I think Q had the best all-time line at the end of Moonraker: Freddy Gray: "What's Bond doing? Q: "I think he's attempting re-entry, sir"

@cdorman11 2 года назад

"Did I?" "Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away." "Very novel, Q. We must get them in the stores for Christmas." "I sincerely hope so." "You don't believe me, do you?" "The deck was slightly stacked in my favor." "How about an earthquake?" "Don't tell me you're not insured." "Just being disarming, darling." "It looks terribly difficult. No, it isn't, is it?" "No, I know a little about women." "What kept you?"

@24rival13 2 года назад

"I think he got the point" Arguably one of the best James Bond one-liners of all time

@dvon1097 3 года назад

The late great Sir Roger Moore was always the funniest and the best at delivering one liners.

@asmartbajan 3 года назад

"All those feathers and he still can't fly." Years ago when I first watched that movie, I thought that line was funny as heck. Lol

@apveening Год назад

@@asmartbajan It still is.

@peterjones6640 4 года назад

Although not strictly speaking a Bond line my favourite is from Goldfinger when he is about to be cut in half by the laser. “ Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger?” “ No Mr Bond I expect you to die”

@OntarioAndrews415 2 года назад

Though Bond didn't deliver the "I expect you to die" part, it was a good line overall.

@bikeny 2 года назад

@@OntarioAndrews415 Yeah, I was thinking gee why is it not in this list. But true, since Bond doesn't say it, it doesn't make the cut for this video. But at least you, me, Peter Jones, and the 12 (plus me) that gave Peter's comment a thumbs-up, agree it's a good one.

@codyway7424 4 года назад

Diamonds are forever "Hi my name is Plenty, Plenty O'Tool" Bond: "Named after your father no doubt"

@vidneypopples 4 года назад

perhaps

@aterribleyoutuber9039 2 года назад

"Hi my name is Plenty" Bond : But of course "Plenty O'Toole" Bond : Named after your father perhaps

@pronto4905 5 лет назад

It's Pierce Brosnan's 66th birthday. What a coincidence this video came out today

@maureencora1 5 лет назад

HBD,Man.

@Thatguy55595 5 лет назад

Pronto Pierce is my favorite Bond probably cause I was born in the 90s I love Goldeneye ❤️

@pronto4905 5 лет назад

@@Thatguy55595 I love TND

@avianshchanana3807 5 лет назад

Well he was born to be James Bond as they say!

@toivonencresto 4 года назад

Pierce is a Legend, my favourite Bond (with Sean, Roger and George) and absolutely epic in his interpretation, dark to funny with transitions at the speed of light

@TravisBroski 3 года назад

Man: *dies horrifically* Bond: It’s about time for a dad joke!

@Ioganstone Год назад

I guess they didn't live to hear it

@michaelmather7719 Год назад

The line that stays in my mind always is Bond in the shower aboard a sailboat in Skyfall. He says, "I like you better without your Beretta." She comes back with "I feel naked without it." What a great line.

@George_M_ 2 года назад

"He had lots of guts!" is the one that always gets me 🤣

@youfsl0072 3 года назад

Sean Connery is the true reflection of James bond. No other actor has the unique style like him, awesome

@thefoxcritic1 3 года назад

"I never miss." -"You missed Mr. Bond." -"Did I?"

@KasFromMass 2 года назад

Moore in Moonraker

@azexknight 4 года назад

Vesper Lynd: You know James, I just want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met. James Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.

@lukasnummer1 4 года назад

That scene was more cringe-worthy than funny.

@_unclecharles_ 4 года назад

I was expecting this one to be on here

@kharris2681 3 года назад

"No but seriously things are really mangled down there"

@alphaess1 4 года назад

"I'm the money" Bond: "Every penny of it"

@Cam_Wight 4 года назад

alphaess1 Vespa > all other Bond girls

@Ivynling 2 года назад

Roger Moore has the best deliveries in my opinion. "Take a giant step for mankind" *gently pushes guy out the spaceship*

@Dclin9 4 года назад

"Thats a nice little nothing ur wearing. I approve" So good

@valor5985 5 лет назад

7:47 - Where is Drax? - He needed some space.

@arnavnarayan2105 5 лет назад

Drax is invisible.

@aleksandarvil5718 4 года назад

7:47 -He is OUT OF THIS WORLD. -OUTSIDE. -He Got Out.

@deathbykonami5487 3 года назад

Hey Bond has to workshop thousands of witty zingers a movie, so they can't all be gold

@taikimori3186 5 лет назад

Thanks for editing in the context for these lines lol. I havent watched most of these Bond films yet and it really helps

@colincrotty3479 2 года назад

7:04 is not even really a joke but that's just funny!

@DavidTanner-zg3wf 7 месяцев назад

"Just a slight stiffness coming on" from Her Majesty's Secret Service is still my favorite.

@StriderStryker 4 года назад

9:16 Honestly, this one is my favorite _guilty pleasure_ quotes by James Bond.

@usvidragonslayer3091 5 лет назад

These Bond one liners are EPIC!

@daiyainc.6145 Год назад

Roger Moore’s, “Did I?” from Moonraker , for me, will remain the most iconic Bond one-liner till kingdom come.

@Loosehead 3 года назад

"Hi, I'm Plenty." "But of course you are." "Plenty O'Toole." "Named after your father?"

@joshcullen9258 4 года назад

During the newspaper scene they defo missed out on saying, I’d imagine that’s going to be all over the news tomorrow

@AvadheshBhunwaliya 4 года назад

He is gonna be in all the papers tomorrow!

@BigAl1976 3 года назад

Seeing as the fresh copies had the guy's blood all over it, he could have also said, "If it bleeds, it leads."

@Wumpa_Juice 4 года назад

"I've lost my charm!" "Not from where I'm standing"

@spyboy1964 4 года назад

Great line from Diamonds are Forever Bond to Mr Wint - "That's rather potent, not the wine your aftershave, strong enough to bury anything.

@symbiat0 Год назад

Didn’t he say something about each time he smelt it, he smelt a rat ?

@spyboy1964 Год назад

@@symbiat0 - yes he did, referring to the rat he saw in the pipeline while Mr. Wint's "after shave" was all over his suit.

@BobMarley-vl5gl 4 года назад

Throws toaster in bathtub James Bond:shocking Me: dead

@KenjiAsakura09 4 года назад

It was a fan, but close enough

@spyboy1964 4 года назад

@@KenjiAsakura09 - It wasn't a fan, it was an electric heater

@Olderaccount17 5 лет назад

2:28 is hands down my favorite one.

@seerpou 4 года назад

living daylights was so underrated

@LexingtonDeville984 4 года назад

seerpou Dalton was a very underrated Bond as well. It’s just a crying shame that audiences weren’t ready for a gritty and realistic Bond and still wanted the camp theatrics from Moore. His only two movies are also miles better than the last 5 Moore entries.

@isamuldn 3 года назад

I agree. Dalton’s Bond was the closest to the books, and he got criticised for the colder Bond....which everyone loves about Craig’s version

@ColeLPeltier 3 года назад

5:55 a bit crazy knowing that Oddjob was literally in pain during this scene. Great sport.

@andrewdavid6054 Год назад

Dalton's line about the Aston Martin, "I had a few optional extras installed" is my all time fave 😆

@Chan-zv5kb 4 года назад

"you know him?" "Not socially, his name is Jaws he kills people" XD

@RockBlocked 4 года назад

"They'll print anything these days" still gets me so bad, even after all these years.

@tremorsfan 2 года назад

The fact that there are only 3 quips from the Daniel Craig era (all of them from one movie) says something about the direction these movies are going.

@johnepants Год назад

They overcompensated for Die Another Day. They need to remember that Bond should be as fun as he is intense. It’s why I love the Connery films. Connery knew how to be cool under pressure

@gauravtributes5023 8 месяцев назад

Not really, lazenby and Dalton also had few lines like that. Lazenby - Dalton - Craig played bond closer to the books while Connery - Moore - Brosnan played closer to cinematic fun bond. Both have their own place, same kind of films can't survive forever.

@keithgraham9547 4 года назад

Without even watching the video, the best Bond line ever was when he emerges from the pipeline being laid in the desert, shoots his cuffs, and says," Pardon me, I was out walking my rat and seem to have lost my way." First time I ever saw it I had said that line to myself ten seconds before.

@xyz061220 3 года назад

For Your Eyes Only, in the confessional. Bond: "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." Q (dressed as priest): "That's putting it mildly 007!"

@whimsabo Год назад

She always had a good squeeze" Brings tears to your eyes" 💀💀💀

@saamathandphysics3250 3 года назад

@4:11 I was hoping he would say: "So that's what's black and white and red all over ..."

@theamazingbraydan8553 Год назад

Know what they say though 4:16

@zacharygriffin2041 3 года назад

You forgot the best Timothy Dalton line! “What is this?” “I’ve had a few optional extras installed”

@davewolf6256 2 года назад

Honestly think the best one from that movie is, KARA: You were fantastic! We’re free! BOND: Kara, we’re in a Russian air base in the middle of Afghanistan.

@bananatiergod 2 года назад

The lack of Timothy Dalton lines was sad to watch, definitely one of the most underrated Bonds

@mrgtmodernretrogamingtech6891 2 года назад

1:45 Back then, I thought he was gonna say, "See yah... On the top..."

@theamazingbraydan8553 Год назад

Agree

@theamazingbraydan8553 Год назад

I guess they choose it instead

@lilyfeatherstone6462 3 года назад

Shocking positively shocking!! One of my favourite

@tripi7906 2 года назад

Same!

@alanwallace5342 3 года назад

Honorable mention: "The thing's we do for frequent flyer miles." GoldenEye

@joedot343 3 года назад

from 3:50 and then on this is just mental

@h3nnkka90 3 года назад

"All those feathers and still cant fly" 🙃. "Well she always enjoyed a good squeeze"

@ItsJustAGuy 21 день назад

'Hang on James!' "The thought had occurred to me" I knew there was a reason I loved these movies when I was younger

@simonmartin1201 3 года назад

RIP Thomas Sean Connery. Brilliant actor.

@NathanielWhittoUpdates 5 лет назад

My favourite is "Yes, considerably"

@tanishsingh5260 4 года назад

DJCamel Reviews What does that mean exactly??

@edgarmartini8516 4 года назад

@@tanishsingh5260 context "Dont worry the second [kill] is- *gets shot*" "Yes, considerably"

@Mad_Intalect 4 года назад

@@tanishsingh5260 Think he was gonna say the second is easier than the first time lol.

@greg7964 4 года назад

"He always did have an inflated opinion of himself"

@weallfollowmanutd 4 года назад

That's got to be the best of the lot. Roger Moore had a perfect comic timing.

@GurahkWeavile 4 года назад

"He thinks I'm still a virgin." "...yes, well. You get your clothes on... and I'll buy you an ice cream."

@h3nnkka90 3 года назад

He should say candy 😂😂

@colinp2238 3 года назад

@@h3nnkka90 Bond isn't an American, we Brits call candy sweets or sometimes rock, even spice.

@h3nnkka90 3 года назад

trick or threat😎

@johnnykopp7304 3 года назад

@@h3nnkka90 Baby smooth delivery.

@washmonument 3 года назад

dafuq?

@justaguybeingadude2885 3 года назад

It really is criminal what Hollywood &as done to such a great character and franchise

@xy9580 Год назад

Its really telling sth that most of this lines came from Moore and Connery,

@rickardbergh5431 4 года назад

"- I trust you can handle this contraption, Q? - It goes by hot air. - Oh, then you can."

@RandalBauer11 5 лет назад

I’m not at all sad that I have all these memorized from my childhood...

@duderyandude9515 3 года назад

Roger Moore! Possibly the best in terms of one-liners: “Hang on, James!” “The thought had occurred to me.” “I trust you go handle this contraption, Q.” “It goes by hot air.” “Oh, then you can.” “You have a nasty habit of surviving, Mr. Bond.” “Well, you know what they say about the fittest.”

@GrosvnerMcaffrey 2 года назад

Phu yuck? You shot your bolt Stromburg, now it's my turn All those feathers and he still can't fly Moore was the man for one liners

@iammodestykazi6914 2 года назад

Roger Moore & Pierce Brosnan 👌👌

@macofalltrades6396 2 года назад

I forgot about Phu Yuck!! Golden Gun was by far the most underrated Bond movie... Moore, Christopher Lee, and the delectable Britt Ekland. "You big bully!" "SHUT UP!" ...seconds later... "Oh James - you didn't!" "I most certainly did!"

@abhijnyanchatterjee8715 3 года назад

4:02, an epic one liner 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jakoblotric6704 5 лет назад

"I think he got the point" is still the most badass from all.

@tripi7906 2 года назад

Agreed

@vadimastprojects8770 2 года назад

I always thought this was the worst one.

@GeneralG1810 4 года назад

My favorite one liner from any Bond film actually comes from the villain in Goldfinger Bond "Do you expect me to talk?" Goldfinger "No Mr Bond...... I expect you to die!" Best one liner ever

@apveening Год назад

It was a real pity Gert Fröbe didn't speak a word English.

@ODSTxGundam 3 года назад

I'm guessing Sam Smith was watching Goldeneye when he made his Bond song 5:20

@keithkollmann3240 3 года назад

I think one of the best is one from Thunderball, the delivery by Connery makes it perfect: Domino - I'm glad I killed him Bond - You're glad

@azh698 Год назад

Best one from Thunderball is "I think he got the point".

@laidsgpr63 3 года назад

The guys that write those one liners, and the special effects guys, hey guys you are really talented ! Sean Connery was definitely the best actor to play JAMES BOND !!