LMAO. MICHAEL: you be iceberg and I'll go down. ASHTON: *jaw drops* LUKE: *turns around and looks embarrassed* EVERYONE: *starts laughing* 😂😂😂😂😂😂Im so dead.
+Erica Hope more like when MICHAEL wears sweaters that go past his knuckles THAT RIGHT THERE IS A KITTEN DON'T TRY TO ARGUE CUZ IM TOO RIGHT TO BE WRONG
2:29 Calum: I flew you in a private jet to Zambia Me: awww that's so sweet Calum Calum: and I left you there Me: should've expected this its not 5SOS without the humor
Because they can do more things than Luke like drink alcohol and stuff because they're eligible but Luke can't because he's only 17 but he's 18 very soon.
Niamh Sutton Thanks!Yes,I know that but I was just wondering because after Calum said that,Ashton and him said something else to Luke(which I can't make out what it is)and were laughing at him and he got kind of pissed.
When Michael tells his dirty pick up line: Luke- done. I'm leaving Ashton- w.t.f. MICHAEL HOW COULD YOU IM SPEECHLESS Calum- I thought it was pretty good....
there reactions tho to Michaels pickup line Luke: Oh hell no, I did not just hear that. IM SO YOUNG Ashton: I cant believe you just said that. Omg whats wrong with you Calum: nice one im dying😂😂😂 there expressions say it all😂😂😂
"No you can't!" **hand gestures** - first violent phone-to-wall throwing. pauses video. picks up phone. continues. "you be iceberg and ill go down" **ashtons face** - second violent phone-to-wall throwing. also screeching. brother tells me to stfu. pauses video. picks up phone, continues. **lukes puns** - laughs. coughs. pauses video. goes to find some mango juice. sits back down at the computer. continues. "it kills me" - mango juice spills out of mouth bc laughter. third violent phone-to-wall throwing. pauses video while still choking. cleans up juice. picks up phone. continues. "you can't really do much... you're not eighteen yet" **oh my gods** -screeches. fourth phone-to-wall. brother comes down to see whats up. more screeches. brother leaves. pauses video. picks up phone. continues. "we went- where did we go? we went-" **squishy faces** - forces self not to throw phone. does anyway. *realises that she is less than 2 mins into this video. sighs. knows that she can't cope. realises she is fangirling. realises she is the biggest white girl. screeches. burns house. kills brother. laughs manically. screams "it kills me". laughs more. cats screech. 182 earthquakes happen around the world. skyscrapers fall. volcanoes erupt because ashton loves them. realises she wasn't supposed to write about that yet. laughs. kills everyone reading this in 5 seconds. if they don't die then she is late and has postponed it for eighty years. she will be back.* *realises she hasn't finished the video*
lindy lamb lol "I won't have it"! - Ashton Also lol TRY ME, I will end if you even try! 😂😂😂😂 *almost chokes while reading comment, barely makes it through paragraph, wow you are INSANE LOL!
This is honestly a classic. Like I just want to binge watch on this and all 5sos' classic videos. Our boys are so big now and grown. Luke was still a teenager here!!! He's now 20!!
I HAVE WATCHED THIS A BAJILLION TIMES ALREADY AND I'M STILL NOT OVER MICHAEL'S TITANIC PICKUP LINE AND THE WAY LUKE'S HEAD QUIRKED UP IN "Pretend I'm a girl" in 03:47 omf
So, my mum walks in as Ash finishes, she asks what the question was so I tell her and she sits down. Calum says, "I would fly you, on a private jet," My mum pauses the video and says, get a sweetheart like him, I smile, knowing what he says next and press play. "To Zamibia and, and leave you there." My mum looks at me and says, "On second thought, go for the drummer. He's fitter anyways." She then leaves the room and my sister runs in. "Can we watch Ashy, Cawoom, Mickey and ook?" I nod and sit her to watch it. Obviously there is something wrong when she says, "Mummy said you need to go for Ashy, but don't. He's mine. You can only play guitar anyways so he wont like you. Stay away." Is it normal for a teenager to be frightened of their 3 year old sister?
UPDATE!: She just asked me what's so bad about Mikey's Pick up line. I told her that they're joking so she said it to my brother. I am officially the worst sister going!!
Ashton: No! Michael: You'll be the ice berg and I'll go down Luke: *turns away* *SO DONE* Ashton: *speechless* Calum: *considers it as a good pickup line*
00:50 luke looks at michael and mouths ' are you okay ' and mikey just looks away sad and looks sad for a while this killed me the fact he was still being happy even though somthing was upseting him ♥♥♥
I'd like to talk about how everyone has a hole on their jeans but Michael. Ladies and gentlemen that is enough proof that Michael is an 8-year-old blonde girl holding a lolly, skipping through the fields in Kansas.
He doesn't like to wear ripped jeans! LOL but he probably is a eight year old girl trapped in a body and that's why he dyes his hair some much because when she comes out her mommy won't let her do it XD
I DONT KNOW IF IM THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT NUT AT 51 SEC MICHAEL LOOKS AT LUKE AND LUKE ASK HIM IF HES OKAY AND MICHAEL JUST LOOK AWAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL IM
this is my fav interview bc - Luke being an annoyed girl - Mikey being sexual - Ashton's surprised face after mikey is sexual - Calum's hair - Calum's hair - and Calum's hair
NOW FOR THE BEST PICKUP LINES EVER: 1: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. 2: Can I put my burrito in your taco? 3: Do you want to play with my joystick?
waffles_nutella Same, lol! My reaction was like Ashton's at first and I was thinking.......Does that mean what I think it means? Then after Ash was like 'way down', I was like YUP and then I was as scarred as Luke. Ahaha
my favourite chat up line is "how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice *thrusts out hand to shake* hi my name's (insert your name here)" & my favourite filthy chat up line (is actually stupid but my nerdy tech-y friend said it to me so I die every time) "you turn my software into hardware"
michael said his chat up line was 'youre pretty' when i met michael he said to me 'awh your really pretty' LIKE CAN I COUNT THAT AS GETTING CHATTED UP BY MICHAEL FKN CLIFFORD
"You be iceberg, and I'll go down" Luke: My ears, my sweet innocent ears (yeah right Luke) *turns away* Ash: I was not expecting this Cal: Mmhmm that would work on me
Owemgii i just realuzed that now while i was scrolling through the comments! I've seen this a lot of time and not realize that until seeing your comment
Look, I know it's 2019 but I'm still gonna comment on the adorableness and filthiness of 5sos: Ashton was all OMg CutE wHEn He SAiD "are you a volcano? Because I lava you." my heart was slowly melting but then Michael's iceberg made it solid by saying "let's play titanic, you be iceberg and I'll go down" but then my heart melted again because of ASHTONS ADOOOOOOORABLE REACTION OMGGG
Michael: *mentally high fives himself*😜 Ashton: "why didn't I think of that?"😯 Calum: "I could definitely use that."😏 Luke: "oh God Mom please come and get me"😳