6 Killer Jokes That Make People Obsessed With You 

Tell your joke to Jimmy Fallon for a 100% success rate

as an alien trying to disguise myself as a human person, thank you, this is very helpful

What I love about Ryan Reynolds is when he tells a joke he continues with the most straight face in existence and continues telling the joke while everyone’s laughing

Ryan Reynolds: **Breathes** Jimmy Fallon: "Hahahahahahahaha" **taps table to clarify he's dying from laughter**

"People don't judge you for having imperfections, they judge you on how you perceive your imperfections." Exactly.

To simplify it further, whenever there is awkwardness in a conversation you can try adding over the top silliness. You can't do it every time but for minor things it does help smooth things over.

Blazer joke was a primo level fake out. I was completely not ready. Plus, the physical comedy "here you go!!"

I love this video so much because I see people do this unintentionally all the time. Family members, adults, kids, everyone follows these tips in some form or another all the time. It's great advice.

Dear Introverts, We unite again. Sincerely, Fellow Introvert.

Watching Van Helsing in the theatre was one of my favorite movie experiences. my friend and I heckled it all the way through, and afterward the couple behind us caught up to us to thank us for saving the movie for them, and we invited them out for pizza. ah the good ol' days.

I tried this in a conversation with a dolphin earlier. We just clicked.

When I was a junior in college, my teacher gave us this assignment. While I was working on the assignment, she asked me how I was doing. I said "I am doing well. How are you doing?"

Sincerity is the key. Once you learn how to fake sincerity you are all set to go.

I will never not smile from that gin joke its so well thought out and put together.

That Theo Von clip is one of my favourite things ever. That one and the one about eating a Vietnamese guy. 😂

One of my favorite self-deprecating jokes was when an old Missouri farmer had forgot my name,he apologized by saying "my memory is about as short as my peter"

Careful about self deprecating humor, it gives mean bystanders the green light to start deprecating you

thank you man for this video ,i learned how to be the attractive one in the group, how to keep the converstion interesting and got to know that my existence is at its end since i have to watch a video on how to be humourous

I need to delete this from my watching history because I can’t let someone know this is what I’m watching

Van helsing is such a good movie. One of my favorites. I don't know how it got such low reviews

Its funny, you can make this video 10 times and I will watch every time. No regrets

Bro I LOVE the Van Helsing movie, I did not know it got terrible reviews! WHAT!? D:

Love this video. Thanks for making it

Dont know why people need this? This is so easy comes to me naturally. I don't have any trouble making people laugh. What can I say, my life's a joke.

loki finally got his solo show which is now saving the MCU (totally off the topic but m a part of the loki fan base)

What are useful social skills that can be picked up quickly? By default, respect people. Cough, but cover your mouth with forearm, not palm. A smile at strangers is not bad; it's humility. Silence is the loudest display of anger; rest is immaturity. Most people find unnecessary touching uncomfortable, remember that. Interruption is impatience. Great people respect disagreement. When you speak in a group, try and look at everyone at least once. If you are not comfortable looking in eyes, look at the face at least. When someone speaks, nod to make them comfortable, even if you don't agree. If you don't know what to speak, listen to people and understand what they want to listen. Don't be rigid on your opinions. However your interaction was, leave with positivity. A smile, and a positive statement of appreciation works well. Never ask uncomfortable details from people in public. Interact more with nervous people to make them comfortable and to leave a positive impact on them. If your palms sweat, keep two handkerchiefs in your pocket, always wipe before shaking hands. If someone is sitting on your side, don't fold your leg in a way that your shoe faces that person. Keep your used utensils yourself in the sink or bin; this makes you subconsciously look responsible and humble. Be a pleasant person, don't spit out negativity in front of people, however bad you feel inside. Be sure before quoting facts; wrong facts put your image down.

Stranger standing in front of Walmart: Have you found Jesus? Me: I didn't even know he was lost.

Sometimes it’s not you who’s not funny, it’s the people around you who simply don’t appreciate the jokes.

Thank you very much!

as a skinwalker who took the body of some randome dude i just clawwed the life out of him, this was very helpful thx.

But your audience (family and friends?) has to be smart enough to catch your joke. The world has become so boring and literal that often the simplest ironic joke goes over their heads.

Nice video. Thank you

Jokes that hit hard and laughter so hard that tears can’t help but flow

beautiful video. Helpful and made me laugh, thank you

Only mistake of this video is using James Corden as an example of how to be funny

Dude just described my sense of humor😅

This is literally the perfect sales pitch, tell people what to do but not how to do it. "Be funny." Okay, how? "Well I'm glad you asked, for the low low price of dollars, we'll show you how" I ain't even mad, it's truly genius.

Silliness is the best form of humor. A perfect example: Use the term "Conscience stricken" in a sentence.- "Don't conscience stricken before they hatch."

Okay So Ryan Reynolds knows everything

The "sincerity fakeout" is what used to be called "popping the balloon" - it works best when the "sincerity" is built on socially mediated information (pre-processed societal assumptions and expectations we take for granted) - followed with breaking rapport by saying the opposite of what's expected, often involving an obviously absurd observation and/or accusation. For example, at a Xmas party I was randomly temporarily seated next to a woman I wanted to meet and a donation basket was passed around. As she handed me the basket, I flubbed the hand-off and dropped the basket on the floor. Instead of the expected apology, with a slight shake of the head, commented "you're so clumsy" in a way that indicated I wasn't serious. Later I saw her on the dance floor and commented on how well-dressed everyone was. Followed by, "I mean, look at you! You look... halfway decent." Got a big laugh. Blow up the balloon, then deflate it. But obviously this needs to be tailored to people and situation. The more attractive and confident the individuals the more you can get away with without offending someone.

This is so great im creative but this metod makes it easie to put in practise

incredible breakdown!

Goshdangit you got me watching a freaking commercial and now I've gotta sign up.

here i am with, amazing friends, nicest people in the world who are very supportive and adore me, and adhd watching this for no apparent reason just cos i misclicked it after it landed on my for you page.

I tell people in the gym, "If you want to look bigger, stand next to me". Another one is: "when I take my wife to the beauty parlor, the owner tells me to leave through the back door".

I am an introvert who has overcome shyness to bullying, to cultural repression forced on males (as a non-westerner) with regard to dating. I share this lesson in humility especially with regard to game. Your jokes could be the most funniest yet they will never impress people who are disingenuous and refuse to see the efforts of others.

I HATE when i do the number one and the people doesn't play along. Actually, some act like they are way smarter than you because then don't get it's a joke! These days I got robbed and after the shock was gone, I went to tell some people, I was like "I don't know if the guy had a gun, but i didn't want him to find out that I'm actually immortal". and the people was like "You aren't immortal, you moron! There's not such a thing". Yes, Karen! I know i'm not immortal! I just have super speed!

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“Do you know what this is?” Checks notes “No I do not…. You’re supposed to laugh now”

Bro. I freaking love Van Helsing. What!?

Excellent

The King of Charisma approves

Great video 😎😎

I guess im naturally funny because i do a lot of these things unintentionally i didnt even know they were techniques 😂

Thanks for explaining how comedy works ….. < p a u s e > …… NAAAAAAAHT!!

amazing video

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="40">0:40</a> he later got the ironman role in the mandalorian sequel ...

love the content

@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="369">6:09</a> "Van Helsing" is great, I've never got the hate, I love it!

hey I cant get to your program because I am too fabulous to be in that place. that being said I am ridiculously amazed in how you just boosted my ego. 😂😂😂 anyway. just got off my medication plus a beer so mind me 😂

Dot: very creative so ABSOLUTELY continue with it. Beautiful painting ‼️👏💐🎨🖼🖌️❣️

During my ninth month of pregnancy, I had trouble sleeping, so I spent all my time nesting. Even after I gave birth, I still nested quite a bit. I asked my mom when the nesting stops. She said that she will let me know if she ever stops nesting.

Bro!! I love Van Helsing, that movie is great 😢

What did you learn too late in life? If you don’t try, you will never know. If you don’t ask, you will never get an answer. *If you never ask, the answer will always be no!* Nobody truly cares about you, so you can do whatever you want (as long as it’s not illegal). _Aside from your family and best friends, nobody else will care about what you do with your life so you don’t have to worry about what other people will think about what you do._ Time moves fast, don’t waste your time too much or you will regret it in the future. A hard worker usually beats a talented person(unless the talented person also works hard). Working hard is not enough, also work smart and work consistently. The hardest things to get in life are usually the most worth it. Enjoy every day and don

I got a laff at church when i walked in the kitchen and they had a bunch of corn cobs on the counter i said " i haven't seen this much corn since the opening scene of Hee Haw."

A lot of the videos on this channel are useful in every day life, but I have to say that this one is very Americanised. If I tried these "jokes" where I'm from, people would look at me like I've dribbled on them or something...

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="357">5:57</a> when i do this people say i hate myself.

What are the most powerful quotes you have ever come across? Stay genuine, tables will turn. In life you are presented with two choices “evolve or repeat”. If you get that gut feeling that something isn’t right about a person or situation, trust it. Be ready to lose anyone anytime. Apologize when you’re wrong. Stop looking for quotes that support your stupidity. Commitment isn’t scary, wasting years of your life is. Anything you lose by speaking your truth isn’t a loss. It’s an alignment. The less you say, the more your words will matter. Your life isn’t yours if you always care what others think. Working on yourself, by yourself, for yourself. UPvote if you feel relatable with any of these lines.

Just a question. Why is it that when ever I tried to make people laugh I often feel that the people that I am trying to amuse often don't bother to even listen or try to understand that I am joking .Giving me the feeling that I am boring and that nobody sees me as funny and I am not interesting

Best, never fail way to get people to be obsessed with you is look like Brad Pitt. Works every time

"People don't judge you for having imperfections, they judge you on how you perceive your imperfections."

I like the part where he says "I pour milk in BEFORE the cereal"

This is great….for people who are 40 years old or older

Another form of humor I find good is when someone says something obvious I change my voice and go "What??? No way.." Or if they told me that I have to do something obvious I go "I do?!"

Im the inspiration of this video ☺️

You must announce your place in the family of things. - Mary Jane Elizabeth Oliver

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When someone makes the comment that people never change I sincerely and strenuously object. "That's just not true." I begin. "My relationship with my mom was absolutely horrible but like four years ago she changed and our relationship was transformed overnight. As bad as it was before - it's that good now. Yup, ever since she died..."

After watching this insightful video, I felt like an AI learning about humor. The celebrities that pulled it off makes it looked so easy and natural which then put me in an awkward mood feeling I have rusty cogs in my humor part of the brain. My father-in-law once said if you have to explain the joke then it's not worth telling it. Maybe I'm autistic and just realizing it for the first time.

thamk you😌

These helps for potential RU-vid ideas

He says that you dont want to do these all the time. But i do all these all the time, i cant help it

I actually do much of this without thinking. Jokes come naturally to me, and half the time it's at my own expense. "Obviously I can't be trusted alone with it." - an inside joke about me breaking things. "I'll bring what you need in 2 hours." - currently referencing me taking two hours to bring a coworker something. The ones that are not inside jokes, I do on the fly. Most of the time it's at my own expense anyways, sometimes it's at their own expense. 9 times out of 10, it lands with a lasting impact. Anything really good, everyone just continues to reference it days or even weeks later. I also do a lot of encouragement, which are not so much tiny jokes, but tiny jabs. "Why don't you?" followed by... "Don't worry about it, just do it." Something a bit extreme, but that notion gets into their head and they usually remember something like that. Of course, all through context.

this video gives off the vibes of "How to Win Friends and Influence People"

I love the van helsing movie...

it's all about confidence really

funny vid, thanks

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="385">6:25</a> OMG I thought I saw Christopher Reeves for a second 👀👀

"Laugh at Yourself" is basically the answer

Clothing could be a metaphor for this.

Bro van helsing is the movie i grew up with, its one of the best movie i have ever seen

Guys, gotta ask. What's the name of the movie at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="487">8:07</a>? Thank you!

So, in short: 1: say things that exaggerate or are absurd, so it's obvious they're jokes; or, 2: use funny teasing (using the above); 3: for best results, tease yourself; 4: Vary the use of one and two (and three) so you're not boring/predictable.

could you please do a video on Steven Yeun I think he has a really good style

I have about 2 rock solid jokes I can go to. I seriously need more.

There is no more inner beauty, now it's meaningful beauty from a bottle, it is chemicals from a bottle

Please make a series exclusive for Matt Rife that really delves in into all about him.

After practicing these techniques people are now obsessed with me at my living with OCD support group. Well, its a start.

Take what you do seriously, but don't take your self seriously. Have fun with it!

What a good video