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BOYS AND GIRLS OF THE SHAAAFT, I AM BACK WITH ANOTHER HOT AND TASTY VIDEO THIS TIME WE ARE LOOKING INTO HOW CLOSE ARK GOT WITH 7 OF ITS CREATURES Huge thanks to our local paleontologist noot sauce for helping with the research on this one
LETS GET RIGHT INTO IT WITH
NUMBER 7
THE REX
Ah, the rex! A dinosaur we all learned about as a child. Big, scary, a killer… but how did a rex really look? And how close did ark get? Fossils show the Rex was about 40 feet long and 20 feet tall! NOW THATS HUGE! Height wise ARK got pretty close! Maybe ever so slightly too big! But thats nitpicking! Yes it had tiny little baby arms as well, paired with a HUGE head. Now for the biggest question.. The feathers, should ARK have put feathers on their rex? Well the answer is kind of. Despite many arguments coming about since the discovery of the yutyrannus, the general consensus is they had SOME feathers, but they werent giant chickens they were absolutely not a fully feathered dinosaur.
COMING IN AT NUMBER 6
THE RAPTOR
Can we take a second to admire how dang annoying raptors have become on ARK? You cannot take 2 steps without being pounced on by a raptor! Now in the raptor dossier Helena states the ARK raptor is a Utahraptor, surprisingly ARK actually got this pretty right! Apart from one tiny little detail.. The feathers! These prehistoric menaces should have had an almost entire body full of feathers! Honestly though, the ARK raptors still are really good and hit a lot closer to home than one would have thought. Good thing they had that tlc pass or else we would really be ripping into them! But one tiny detail of the ark raptor that tends to really ruffle the feathers of the dinosaur nerds is their hands.. Paws? They should be facing inwards.. To me this isnt the BIGGEST deal out there! But it really should be fixed.
COMING IN AT NUMBER 5
THE GIGANTOPITHECUS (gig-an-toe-pith-e-cuss)
AH THE APE OF ARK, BIG AND FORGOTTEN. Really how often do you even think about this girl! Now ARK really took the idea that bigfoot was a giganto and blew it WAY out of proportion! THE GIGANTO WOULDNT HAVE WALKED ON TWO LEGS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME! The giganto would have been a quadruped. It more than likely COULD walk on two legs but not all the time… Also size wise the ARK version is actually a bit smaller than it would have actually been and definitely not as bulky.. Design wise it really isnt the worst in the game, but it does certainly bug me that it just looks and feels like bigfoot not an actual menacing prehistoric monkey beast! I know the giganto has already had a tlc pass but.. Maybe another round is needed on it to really push it into the spotlight and actually make it cool and fearsome! I know I would jump if I had a giant ape come charging at me screaming like a banshee!
COMING IN AT NUMBER 4
THE CARNOTAURUS
Ah the carno.. I know guys, I know I have bullied its arms in the past.. BUT REALLY LOOK AT THEM! But.. unfortunately ARK got them pretty much right.. If anything they are slightly TOO big.. I CANT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS! But they had some stumps for arms! Now as for the rest of the carno.. Its not really that bad! The carno had a short skull.. Stumpy you could say, just like the rest of it! But the ARK varients head.. Looks a bit too long and bulky! Also.. shockingly, the carnotaurus would have run faster than it does already in ark, a carno being able to run up to 56km/h BUT ONLY IN SHORT BURSTS, making it a super sprinter! HEY TLC PASS 3 SUPER LEGGED CARNOS WITH A SPEED BOOST HEY?
COMING IN AT NUMBER 3
THE DILOPHOSAURUS
Ah.. ARK devs.. We can see you really liked Jurassic park.. Taking their version of a dilo and putting it into the game.. Unfortunately.. The real dilo was NOTHING like this! It did NOT have frills! And it absolutely did NOT spit venom! That honestly.. Is a bit ridiculous when you think about it.. Please kids, dont learn your dinosaurs from ARK. The dilo was actually much bigger! And I mean much bigger.. Standing about 2 meters tall! The dilo also had a pair of plate shaped crests on its head! This is a very prominent feature of the dilophosaurus. Now these were also skinny, not the little chubsters we have on ARK now! Now do I think ARK should change these guys and make them more accurate to real life? Honestly no.. as ridiculous and goofy as they may seem compared to what they really were, the ARK version is really closer to what most of us imagine thanks to Jurassic park being a staple for the ARK generation.
30 июл 2024
