6969 - NSP 

+Katelynn Dudzik you guys really don't know Bill n ted

+yamorge You Jackasses have never seen Quantum Leap

I could see Captain Jack Harkness overthrowing an anti-boner regime.

We must never let this comment go above 69 thumbs up

Yeah, I've gotta say that they're my favorite companions the Doctor's had. Season 69's great so far!

John Cena how is this not top comment

This is not top comment because, the current top comments have an eight month headstart

Bohymen Rhapsodomy

it also may have something to do with the fact that the poster's username is a dead meme. And before you say it, I know my profile picture is the fucking Bee Movie. That doesn't nullify my comment. In fact, it makes it more valid. I know all about dead memes, because I use them frequently, often ironically, or just to be a fucking dick.

Y'all are killing me. It's modeled after a completely different song.. just look up 2112 by rush

fr 😭 i had the same feeling about finding arin in a lot of songs as well as many other youtubers lol

Haha this. 👉

It's even weirder having been a fan of Egoraptor in the newgrounds days, then finding NSP, followed by getting into game grumps, and after all that finding out Arin made Metal Gear Awesome.

Lmao, its been the exact opposite for me. I’ve been watching the grumps for a while and I’ve only just recently found NSP through JasonParadise (guitar hero streamer) playing some charts of their stuff

Being a kid in the RU-vid parody music scene and throw Danny getting dragged to game grumps, what a nice butterfly effect

pretty much every clip lol

I didn’t get this when I started the video... then I saw. this was great 😂

I can’t believe Tom’s brother made it in the video

Two years later, during filming for A Heist With Markiplier: "Hey, Arin, Dan, I need you two to-" "Yes"

he was also a centaur in danny don't you know

70 likes

It was more than a Journey. It was.... A *RUSH*.

this kinda feels like NSP's equivalent of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird.

Ryan Jacks 258 likes now

LolliLover 66 this song was an adventure

the youtube thumbnail is also a reference to the 2112 album

@@minemaster1337 Knew that from the start NERD!

This is the future where the Samurai Abstinence Patrol wins

@@crispwater7294 There was no Ninja Sex Party to stop Samurai Barry. BUT what is truly disturbing is Arin Neverbone got laid.And had descendants.... Maybe he is a clone or robot

@@elizabethlee2136 Maybe the Samurai Alliance managed to travel forward in time and stopped some time before the NSP to establish their no-bone empire. That would explain how Arin recognized Danny Sexbomb as soon as he saw it and let him speak just to sic the guards on him

Cause Arin hates sex and girls. Hes only ever been with Susie, he found Goddess and kept with it. Smart man. Lucky man. haha

@@crispwater7294 yooooooooooo

Sophovot isnt that how sex works?

Dannequin

It's not sex if you have all of your bones at the end

3 of the girls are boys

I was going to like your comment, but you're at 666 so I wont.

Yeah, it's basically a really short rock opera!

Only technically? This is 100% a musical.

i could see this as a starkid production

I want this on Broadway! Or Off-Broadway maybe xD

@@dr.dumbutt9135 As long as either Jeff or Joey plays Danny and Dylan plays the main Dick Elder, this would be amazing

I did too and I was like 6905

I never thought to look for that but apparently I already passed it and that's the worst news I've received all year

6,858 im almost there 111

omg i'll immediately use my secret ability of time travel and inform myself from 8 months ago of this once in a lifetime holiday!

Bro I’m 6835 days old, I’m gonna come back to this comment thread when I’m 6969

The song is actually 8 and a half minutes.

Well, it was based off of 2112 by Rush, which is 20 minutes in total...

+H4RDC0R3 P14Y3R I didn't know songs could get that long lol

+Rutilant Racer Its a fantastic song, I'd definately reccomend checking it out

+Rutilant Racer Actually, I think there's a 7 hour song or some shit. I don't know who has the patience to listen to it though. XD

96 likes... nice

No this is a musical

@@agentmoniker_fn actually its a Rock Opera

The 6969 experience

Agreed

I feel like the lyrics are rushed at points in the Level Up version, which makes me sad. I get Dan and Brian wanting to improve on their work, but this song was a masterpiece as it was.

@@MeghanTheShade Where does it feel rushed to you?

I don't think the new one is rushed necessarily, it just seems a little TOO polished, and I'm missing Arin's voice acting

@@yawninglion1677 it's not arin, actually! i thought the same too because he sounds a bit like how i imagine arin singing, but it's the vocalist from steel panther iirc?

Wire the money to Leigh Daniel Avidan and Brian Wect straight away

start a kickstarter. I'd sacrifice the blood of my first born to see that.

you can buy the video on itunes to help support them.

Me fucking too!

I'm going to write it into a fanfiction now so

Volt 2000*

Volt Yessss, amazing.

I'm gonna say it.... Ninja sex party are the lonely island of the eighties.

noice

It was also my birthday.

Danny is unironically super attractive at all times

Idk wtf you're talking about, Dan is always super attractive.

Not even gay and I agree

He is like attractive but somewhat of an acquired taste if that makes sense

Well, if a sex God suddenly descended from the clouds for my first time...

Arin hams it up so much in that role, he's incredible.

faroshscale sounds like COD zombies

i listen to that part on repeat so many times

@@charliemeyers2449 definitely amazing, but it's not arin unfortunately, it's the dude from steel panther i think

“Guards, SOUND THE ALAAAAARRRRRMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That explains why Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry are dick elders

Nah this is the future,they lost

I am the 69th like of this comment

Also explains why arin recognized them!

I like how for all of them you used their last names except for Kevin. XD

God dammit O’Donovan

@@ragglerock2682 yikes

@@Jayystuff im not wrong

@@ragglerock2682 Did this all happen while Holly and Ross were still together, or after their breakup?

👏🏻👏🏻

And drinking Pepsi?

Solarius The Blaziken and eating Wendy's( registered trademark)

Solarius The Blaziken wtf judvii sbvovb obviously k vikkvbkdvbjdb jbd jbgdbdg the ghost really need fgngn I need to be able I

Profile pic source?

I don't think he sings it in falsetto, but chills anyway :P

Yeeah... Falsetto doesn't mean what I think you think it means. Dan's just got a naturally high vocal range. Falsetto is more like... the kind of thing you hear when someone tries to imitate a female opera singer.

ChibiTails I think the best examples of falsetto is either Mickey Mouse or Tiny Tim singing tip toe through the tulips

Yeah falsetto is like the "staying alive" shit. Dan just has a high range.

Hell yeah dude.

Failure Friend same me too

Failure Friend a@

it needs to be a movie

This should be a film

Well it was definitely a film about *full length*

Archie Commins honestly who wouldn’t be enjoying themselves? 😂😂😂

@@Glitch_Crazed the other dick elders seems like it

ItzTouki lol true.

That fucstik makes me feel like such a fangirl. Or like, an absurdly smothering grandmother. I'm a nearly 30 year old man btw. It's just, every time I see him do a thing, I'm like "Oh dear, he's such a talented boi! I'm so proud of him." It's hard to describe. Any talent reinforces my inferiority complex, but WaffleDino somehow avoids it. Hero's are depressing, because they are special. Watching a 30-chined idiot run a digital empire, inspires in a way that fiction could never hope compare.

dude everybody was enjoying it

Agreed

yep.

That's what she said.

100%

I would like but you're at 369 likes

Legendary

Well, he did. This is more of a documentary.

See, the "fi" in "sci fi" is short for fiction. This however, is 100% factual.

I think you mean dickumentary

Best comment here. Hands down.

2001 is a garbage film

the thot hunter council agrees

You have 69 likes lol

This is just a love letter to 2112

Tbh, I think the only parts of this song that relate to 69 are the year and the sexy things; no actual 69ing.

@@jennasloan396 there was probably 69ing at least somewhere in that billion person orgy

especially if its there repeatedly

Woah

when logic is applied to NSP videos they really form a good story

Mind blown

Gasp!

lore

It would be funny if this is canon as their last adventure and danny don't you know was a detour on the way home

This comment gave me chills

When

I didn't even realize that was him lol. That's amazing.

Bonhemian Rhapsody

it's kinda themed like Rush's 2112 (probably intentional!)

Actually, it's 2112 about boning, since that's what they are parodying.

i was about to say, everyone knows dan is a super Rush fan

+Jacob Kratt It's very intentional. Dan said it himself, it's supposed to be obvious. Pretty rad shit.

Did you fire? If so, did you miss?

But if he didn't find out the answer to, "Does Bruno Mars is gay?", it was a loss anyway.

This went on for several minutes.

+Sharado Watson then had a popsicle

Had another popsicle

Better remember, soldier

@Emily Barclay until we met again

@Emily Barclay lucky bastard

In Europe (where I live), 6/9 is the 6th September. That's my birthday. When I'm down I just remind myself, "HEY! Fuck star signs, you got a sexy ass birthday"

We will meet again one day. Until then, remember

This is probably the best thing about the whole video... I wish I could do that to my resume

would upvote but i am not allowed

I ruined your 69 upvotes (evil laughter)

Please. Just 1 more person like his comment to put him at 420.

i love how the other three dick elders (barry kevin and ross) just stand there lol

He has such a good metal scream, I wish he did more stuff like that!

@@gaz6629 As much as I wish that was Arin's scream, it was Michael Starr from Steel Panther doing the vocals for the Dick Elder.

@@skulliam That makes way more sense, I must have missed that in the credits...

Gaz they still make an awesome combo tho!

Your welcome.

I did that after I saw it!!!! I think my keyboard went up in value because, of it.

6/9/6969 perfect.

If not, 6th of September.

Or the 6th of September, depending on where you live

@@honeybee3269 oh, you beat me to it.

69 likes it's perfect

The Worst RU-vidr Terrible? Isn't all of NSP great?

Dahamsterbro He means the special effects.

the 50% terrible is what makes NSP 100% great

wait, what about the other 50% of NSP?

Honestly? With TWRP backing the band and the continually higher production budget they've got going, I'm really going to miss the shittiness. Ninja Sex Party went out in glorious sexy flames after this video and was reborn with Cool Patrol.

lol, so me

I cant even imagine how you found them if you dont like sexual humor

@@mrmclovin8498 well not all their songs are entirely sexual humor. But I imagine like a lot of people I am familiar with NSP from knowing Danny in Game Grumps. Aslo most of what I don't like about sexual humor is how often it's not humor and just laziness. "Oh I said penis, everyone applaud" is not a joke. Here we have sex as the theme for a dystopian future. And it's NSPs style and attitude that make it work. And honestly my favorite part of this song is not it being funny, it's just a really good listen.

@@starvalkyrie Speaking for myself, I discovered NSP mostly through the Steam Train video of "Default Dan", where the developers shopped Danny's face onto the main character, and Danny recognized it from "No Reason Boner"

@@sgamer82 I remember that

I came here to write this exact lyric out XD

F

69 likes my dude 👌

"WELCOME TO THE FUTURE BITCH"

Yup, another artist ahhead of his time

Captain Jules Both Arin and Barry are there so it would make sense.

Jimmy Dagostino FUCK I KNEW IT

Captain Jules It could just be them, since they also have time travel

but like, if they hated sex so much, how did they reproduce to have any descendants?

I don't think they were against all sex, they did say "No sex until you are married." So maybe they got married and had children and then the descendants became the dick elders? I dunno

*wispers* i have a hunch his real name isn't sexbang

I am the 69 like... My Life has meaning.

Duskpede nor is it Danny *gasp* WE HAVE BEEN TOLD LIES

Kevin Ruppert Agrees

AGREED*

yes

his vocals are kinda quiet in the new version. I think they were overly excited about having twrp on board they accidentally overpower Danny. If we could have the original vocals with the new instrumental, that would be perfect!

@@Jrockten I did something like that actually. Its not perfect but if you are interested in what that sounds like i can always show everyone lol

@@nist3188 i'm listening...

^and making dick jokes

RedGeoBlaze I thought Audrey was his niece...

deaman28 nope she is his daughter

He's still a 'little butt baby'.

KeyeGamer *she

I don't like anime but that's a pretty great comment

what happens when nsp goes to detroit

the world will explode of sex juice

*One Stab Man

We all know that Ninja Brian would win in a fight

You are a fucking genius..

*slow clap*

Congratulations, you have added to the legend.

69th like! Dont like this anymore guys

That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.

That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.

That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.

That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.

Just to be clear I dont like comment it's just at 68 so I have to like it

Nate Vance Hell yeah!

fuck yeah

Heck yeah

Nate Vance fortunately, scientists estimate they will know how to expand life or hook you up to a robot by 2050

Hey Aki! I had no idea you watched NSP :D cool!

SIXTY NIIIIIIIINE!

didn't really think to see you here

omg its aki :D didnt know you watch NSP

You rock Aki.

Well I think I actually with 100% certainty as a fact can say that's everyone's sexuality.

I don't think even the straightest of men or the gayest of females could resist the allure of the mighty Sexbang

Another lesbian here, and I agree 6969%

its the Jewfro Sexbang magic

or no reason boner

World ends before 2100 probably.

Chillwave *6 I’ve come from the future, this guy’s right.

@@tenacityxl world survives to 6969 or the world ends before it?

@@Chillwave6 both

TenTheFox tell me how

you deserve a medal

So just normal Star Trek then.

CLAPS* comedy genius!

Captain's Log...is fully erect.

Fornication is the only way to make the next generation

WOOOOOOOAAH

OMFG

dude what are you smoking right now

+Voxas ummm, it's called here comes autism

+Methphaless ....that's kind of fucked up. I was making a 'people get deep when they smoke weed joke' and you had to take it there.

LETS MAKE IT 69.69 MILLION, WOO! (But its gotta be fast)

Quintin Gerling (Student) oh no! So close!

@Quintin Gerling (Student) So close yet so far

Quintin Gerling (Student) Rip

6'991'917 views... I'm shaking.

Parker Simms I'm your 69th like congrats

I wanted to like this but I can't bring myself to bring it over 69

Chronost I can respect that 😂

holy fuck

Well that ship was dick shaped in the first place

I really love both! This one has the “earnest B-movie made by a group of close friends” feel to it, while the new one is dazzlingly animated and stunningly orchestrated and mixed.

"all"

*Ninja

@@parrypladypus9910 nija lol

Erik the cow I would like but it has 69 likes

Weird... Or the BEST?

Erik the cow actually laughed at that one, good job man

I've never thought about it like that...

1234 5678 Wait danny is jewish?

Procontroler TF2 Yeah. the star on his suit and spaceship is the Star of David, on top of that, on Game Grumps he says it a lot