7 reasons why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best weapon in the game 

There are whispers of an even more dangerous sword...

The confidence and air of snobbishness in his voice makes it even better

I once invaded a guy who was rocking a full nobility set. Even bowed before trying to fight, like a true nobleman. He also kicked my shit in because he kept parrying me BUT STILL

The fact that Jeaney dropped "it looks absolutely balling" without even the slightest crack in his character is incredible. It just flowed perfectly into the rest of the point. He really used "balling" and "gauchely decorated" in the same breath without either sounding out of place. You are a legend.

Forget your filthy Moonveils, Meteoric Ores, Rivers of Bloods, Noble's Slender Sword is the real deal.

After reviewing the information I have a slight feeling that the noble's slender sword is this persons favourite sword

I, as the official spokesperson of the Lordsworn's Straight Sword club, would like to request an alliance with the members of the Noble's Slender Sword committee.

I love how sophisticated the word choice is and then it just says "It looks absolutely balling"

I knew this was an Elden Ring video at the name “Noble’s Slender Sword”. I have never heard of this item. It just felt right. Edit; Got my hands on it. I now have the Noble’s slender sword myself. I have it at +13 with Lightning

but have you heard of the tungsten sword? Legends says that anyone who wields it transcends mortality. Lifting it alone requires the toughest of will in order to overpower its density's great desire to be one with with the floor but once accustomed to the intensity of its density to the point that its normal to the wielder, the world around the wielder would fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. Even giants who can lift continents with a single hand would now seem as if they were little children who lifted mere feathers. A man who has a tungsten sword is nigh invincible for it grants its wielder the power to ignore anything less dense as if they were nothing but a spring breeze. The sheer difficulty of trying to kill its wielder borders impossibility for it is easier to look for needle in a haystack than to find a weapon that is equal or denser than tungsten sword. To anyone who dare compare it to other legendary swords and underestimate it for its very ordinary and simplistic design should be condemned to life itself for no one can beat its might and sheer practicality. Rumors says that it is one of a kind as the artisan who made it gave his life in order to give birth to this legendary sword. The artisan took a lifetime forging it as its difficulty is sky high due to the fact that despite staying still and doing nothing special it still has the ability to interfere in space time as its sheer density creates an insane amount of gravitational pull that warps reality. To the artisan that created it to be the sword that it is known now to the universe: good job. It sure is dense. You who had read it until this point should've been enlightened of how great tungsten sword is for it is transcendent above any weapon created since time immemorial. For insofar this sword had endured the battering of time ever since its creation and is still in pristine condition as if it is new. I infer that this sword will last forever as tungsten sword is indestructible for anything less dense and should stay true till the end of time not unless the gods fear it and decides to be rid of it for their own safety as its greatness may pose a threat to their existence.

I dont play Elden Ring, but I really want the Nobles Slender Sword now.

This was so convincing I almost went and bought Elden Ring just to use this

Okay, clearly this man is on a level I can only aspire to be, because that last point flipped my opinion on its rarity. Well played, much like if you were wielding said blade.

Certified limgrave moment here. This sounds like some dialogue that a guy chilling in limgrave would say lol

2:05 I'm just entranced by how he pronounces "balling."

0:37 "It is said that an inch gives the hand advantage, but these are the idle words of one who does not know strategy." -Miyamoto Musashi, Book of the Five Rings

This sounds like a well written, arrogant and powerful antagonist in a fantasy story: terrifying. Like when the Gman hires you.

Finnaly a weapon worthy of clashing with The Throngler

The mismatched regal tone and the words “it’s absolutely balling” is so funny to me

Behold, noble companions! I embarked upon a new journey within the realm of the game and played it with the utmost grace and poise. As I progressed, I found myself yearning for a particular sword, and after a mere five minutes of dedicated effort, I was graced with its presence. Without any need for external aid or hindrance, the sword was fashioned to fit seamlessly within the contours of my own hands, imbuing my every movement with a sublime elegance. With this sword in my grasp, I felt invincible, as though I could vanquish any foe that dared to stand in my path. The sight of its gleaming blade was a sight to behold, stoking a flame within my soul, and with every stroke, I felt as though I wielded the very essence of gallantry itself. Truly, this was a weapon forged not merely for its utility, but for the sheer joy of wielding such a noble instrument. Let it be known that the acquisition of this sword was not solely for the purpose of fulfilling a quest, but for the sheer joy it brought me. And in my graciousness, I allowed all those who witnessed my noble endeavor to subconsciously bask in the glory of this divine blade. But let it also be known that this sword is mine and mine alone, a possession beyond compare, crafted to fit within my very being. It is not meant for any other to wield, but rather to be revered from afar, a symbol of the nobility and elegance that courses through my very soul.

This a certified Elden Ring moment. Who needs maidens when you have Noble's Slender sword? 😂

Interesting preference. I’m more of a tungsten cube guy myself.

Nobility was granted to me without me even knowing, my slender sword has been gathering dust under a peasant owner... I must make a aristocrat not only worthy of wielding such a godlike weapon but shadow over that which trampled upon what some can only dream of, A spell sword build is proper fancy for such a example of pure grace and benevolence

Noble, O Noble… in short, try sword!

I've been eyeing up that weapon for a while now, glistening amongst its inferior brethren in my collection of blades, scavenged from the battlefield. Now that I know of its legendary status, I will attempt to wield this graceful blade, although I am unsure whether my skills can truly live up to the potential of this divine masterwork. ...an hour or so later... After some time with this noble shaft I can indeed sense its mighty power, however I lack the materials required to lift this weapon to its purest form. I shall embark on a quest to find these stones and allow the smithing master to bless this blade with his masterful skills, and only then will the true might of this noble blade be truly unleashed. My enemies will know only humility as I nobly smite them with golden grandeur.

From a modern military perspective, the noble slender sword, aka small sword aka officer's sword, is the best sword because it's light, small, and fits easily under the banquet table. If I actually wanted to hurt someone, I'd recommend the Master Chief's cutlass, or Javelin missile system.

"Thats what summons are for!" was unfathomably smug, dayum

The “Congratulations, winner.” Got me

This guy sounds like a fantasy villain. He'd feel home in a GRRM or a Brandon Sanderson novel.

Oh boy, I sure hope this weapon has good poise damage, I'd hate for enemies to shrug off hits from it like gnat bites and just one shot me with the counterhits from my own attacks.

"It looks absolutely *Ballin* " quite the noblemans choice of words

Immediately checked my inventory to see if I possessed this blade, this manifestation of opulence itself. Lo, I had not one, but two. Thank you, 70 Arcane.

can we appreciate how he's getting better everyday?

When the world needed him most, he returned.

Never thought I'd hear a nobleman say the word "balling."

Reason one: It is loooooooooooong and it looks balling. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

"You wanna buy some opulent deathsticks? "

Weapon arts are so powerful there’s no reason to actually attack with the weapon

looooooooool.... totally worth the watch and the audio deserves an award .

This exposition of the noble _Noble's Slender Sword_ is nobly exquisite.

Yeah. Go with nobility built. upgrade int as the proof of education. Upgrade sword to scale melee as it is the proof we are rich enough to hire a competent blacksmith. Become heroes for both might and magic because choosing is for peasants. Actually using every game mechanic including the abuse and dirty tricks because we are noble not some brain-dead caveman with a stick.

Preceptor Seluvis tells you how and why you should use this weapon

Nobleman's Slender Sword. Collect my high pages, boy.

This is exactly the type of video I watch at 2:00 a.m. in the morning that makes me question whether I'm asleep or awake

And this is how you can become a voice actor: -make a channel voice acting comment -be really f ing good at it

1:18 *Shhhhh* He’s not talking about you, beastmans cleaver… *Shhhhhh…*

dam this was really well written ! great job, dude. i really like the dialogue

Opulent deathstick, what a most wonderful way to describe such a weapon

"Parry my noble slender sword you filthy peasant, oh ho but I jest, because you can't, my noble slender sword is too mighty for your simple and inelegant piece of steel, tis a shame"

You know I had to have killed scores of those nobles and I didn't even get this weapon until deep into my third playthrough

1. Because it is 2. Because it is 3. Because it is 4. Because it is 5. Because it is 6. Because it is 7. See above

His voice kind of sounded like Snape. Made the video even funnier imagining Snape saying all of that😂

I didn't know it was that rare of a drop, I tossed it into the inventory and left it to take dust since I'm a clergy beast with a scythe and a morning star

Imagine how excited this guy must be for the new Light Greatsword weapon type.

As someone that beat the Entire Game with this Sword out of Spite,it truly is......A sword

The joke is that Elden Ring players feel like they have to overcompensate, so they love the Noble's Slender Sword

3 minutes of Noble Sword Squabbling. What a wonderful world

fair point, fair point... counter point, Dual-weild Greatswords go swoosh

This is not a guide. This is a threat.

“He’s back… HE’S BAAAAAAAACK!” - Agent Stone

Average gamer sitting in his room 4 years without sunlight

The content itself is pretty funny, but the reading is amazing. Very well done, fits the tone extremely well.

With how much longer this is than his other ones it makes sense that he was gone for so long.

waited 10 days for this you never disappoint us jeaneh

*This guy really wrote a whole novel, huge respect!*

Great video, nothing but facts spoken. Got the noble’s slender sword for my int/fth golden order build and I love it! Does great damage and looks elegant af. Sometimes I’ll stop after a battle just to admire it☺️

Average Leyndell resident

I feel like not knowing what this game is makes this even funnier

Rise up, Noble’s Estoc committee! We must depose these filthy pretenders who believe themselves to be nobles.

“Your puissance is yours alone, your weapon is just an accessory to that” goes pretty damn hard.

Nah bro y is professor snape talking to me about a long sword

I was with you until you insulted Rogiers rapier. How dare you insult the truest gentleman of all time

He really pulled out his inner Alan Rickman for this one

i hate that this is reminding me of severus snape _i'm not even a harry potter fan_ edit: NO WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF AN EVEN FUNNIER CHARACTER TO PAIR THIS WITH. KRISTOPH GAVIN FROM ACE ATTORNEY

The snape voice makes this so much funnier

I felt like i was listening to Severus Snape teach me about Elden ring

2:43 what was that on the left side of the screen?

Imagine having to close your distance in order to engage in combat with your foe. This post was written by the bow and arrow gang.

Never have I ever thought I'd hear a British man pronounce "puissance" so well ! It gives me life.

This is the kind of Elden Ring content I've been craving. Thank you.

The noble wrote this

Me explaining to my friends why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best:

Thank you for this!

Certified Balder Side Sword moment

You could honestly voice act Snape.

These are all actually great reasons to use this sword. It has low base damage, sure, but some really awesome scaling.

My friend just got this in our DLC prep run and hasn’t seen it before so I ran him this certified classic. Thanks as always for the best RU-vid video

Literally just picked up the noble's slender sword today

Indeed

When I saw the original reddit post, I went on a noble killing rampage to get it for myself. It’s not very effective for me personally, but it’s a nice thing to have.

this was incredible. subscribed instantly thank you for this video, Foppish Snape

This is one of the best monologues in “Game of Thrones.”

It's also the best status sword. It takes barely any hit to it's damage when infusing with bleed or poison, and it actually gets an increase in it's dex scaling you infuse it as such.

it's a pretty 🐢 sword

That laugh at the end of 2 was right out of Dark Souls 1.

We mustn't forget the Noble's Estoc...

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"Only the luckiest and most privileged aristocratic-killers may own this opulent deathstick" I have never read such an intense and beautiful sentence in my 22 yrs of existence, Bravo indeed 👏👏

I've never played Elden Ring, but the fact this looks like a Skyrim loading screen really hits home.

never expected this to be so utterly brilliant