8 Massively Inappropriate Vintage Commercials 

America lost its spine in the 2000's

Yes.

@@vvvxtmust have used a Wonder Boner 😮

The ladder.

@@sdmurphy20 ???? do you mean the latter?

Nicely done, sir!

BAHAHA HAHAHAHA

Ayyyy yoooo

Outstanding comment!

“the wonderboner on my johnson” 💀💀💀

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I was more a Marbleboro man myself.

If they weren't a sponsor, and didn't have any other cigaret sponsors, yes, would've been a good gag name. Who knows how many potential TV gags have been torpedoed by sponsorship or potential sponsorship? The Simpsons must've figured Percodan was never going to advertise on TV, even decades into the reruns, even with all the other prescription drug advertising going on.

No... Lol

"Winston tastes good like a cigarette should"... I remember back, decades ago, when smoking was still allowed in restaurants. I could never order dessert from this one place since the case was in the smoking section... and tasted to me like cigarette butts and ashes 😝.

“You, your girl and your Johnson”. Says it all.

​@@lululacanuck3824"Oh, you doesn't has to call me Johnson..."

The Kiffness has a song called "Long Johnson". Its the name of a cat and hilarious 😺

AC/DC has joined the chat.

Too expensive at $20, that could buy you 80 or more gallons of gasoline. No wonder boner.

I dont remember any of these. Have a great day everyone

Man: The Wunder Boner! My wife would love that! Me: She would! 😂

It's spelled Wunder Boner not wonder boner

@@lukasleibrecht7054 Good one, Lukas.

I dunno man that demo really freaked me out.

Welcome to my vagina (A tampon commercial) Cook like a mother (Ragu commercial) The snuggle commercial that makes you wanna dance.

It's a deboner and you're obviously misandrist.@@ligernull

@@patricew.4010 Imagine that thing deboning your boner

My wife would like that😏

There was one where they put a whole fish into a blender: "Bass-o-Matic", I think it was called. "The WHOLE bass!"

​@@ferociousgumby Hahaha oldie, but goodie with that one!

You should go try the "Colon Blow" cereal

@@Epic_C “Colon blow and youUUU in the mooorning” 😂

Did the Wunder Boner actually work well?

Just shows how fucking stupid so many people are.

Corona beer did lose some sales because COVID-19 was first referred to as a "coronavirus", but eventually, it was just called COVID-19. Its classification as a coronavirus was no longer brought up; and the brand Corona had been around for decades so it didn't have long-term damage to the brand name.

Butt-Light did!!!@@bkdmode

So true. In 1977 I was a waitress in a Big Boy restaurant. They had a really good burger with Swiss, red onion on a pumpernickel bun. It was geared toward men but it wouldn't sell because it was called the "Swiss Miss". Men didn't want it an women didn't care for it due to the huge size and strong onion. They changed the name to the Brawny Burger- problem solved. Ihop understood this trend and went the other way with the "Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity" which everyone got a kick out of saying because it was embarrassingly funny. Not sure how the Quiche fared tho when restaurants started listing it as the "egg pie".

The ayds candies tasted pretty good. My aunt used them.

Well you were only supposed to eat them when you were hungry...lol...

I ate them like they were caramel candy. I paid no attention to what they were.

Yeah, I tried 'em too. Didn't work.....just gave me gas.... 😮

You were supposed to have them with hot tea or hot water. Who the f wants to drink hot water?.

​@@tenormanidk but if I were them, I would keep that info to myself 😂

That's not true, I was born in the 80s and definitely remember Marlboro, Camel, and Newport commercials while growing up.

@@YourMajesty143 On what network or networks? They WERE advertised in magazines, but not on TV or radio.

@@TheBrooklynbodine Brother Gary, you are correct. I be in my middle-60s, & hell.... I can STILL sing/verbalize the Marlboro, Winston, Salem, Teraton, Camel, COOL, Viceroy, L&M, BelAir, et al TV-commercials back then. (Did I leave any out?!?

As I recall, cigarette commercials kept running for the first couple weeks of 71 so they could play on the Super Bowl. Interestingly, the ban didn't include cigars, so the tobacco companies came out with "little cigars" which were really just brown cigarettes. Disclaimer: YA DON'T HAVE TO INHALE 'EM TO LIKE 'EM!

@@martinbachmann6283 Posting 5-21-21. I can remember "Me and my Winston," Benson and Hedges "Millimeter Longer-101." The latter one was that Benson and Hedges was, indeed a millimeter longer than a 100, as 100 means 100 millimeters.

HIV/AIDS is for life, brother :(

@@twiztinupblunts4031 he's aware. luckily, its not a death sentence anymore and u can take medication for it. its so improved u may only have to take a shot every once in a while.

I ate the whole packet of Ex-Lax too!!

I'll never forget the time a fellow student of mine made some "chocolate chip"(actually chopped-up Ex-lax) cookies and tried to give them to a teacher. Luckily, the teacher sensed something "off" with the first bite and got suspicious, and spat it out. The student got expelled.

They still do that today!

​@@melissacooper4282still

Pretty sure the preferred pharmaceutical to 'treat' AIDS was the culprit... See Dr. Nancy Turner-Banks' book "AIDS, Opium, Diamonds and Empire" for much more information.

Oh good grief, my brain went to Family Guy…

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The last line slayed me 🤣🤣🤣

Me too.

Johnson was name of boat and motor company so in your Johnson meant in a Johnson motorboat.

@@hydrolito No foolin'? Well, I never. I mean - gee, we had a Johnson motor in 1949. You're so silly.

Better than your kids and your Johnson.

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I didn’t get the Johnson one what’s weird about it?

@@-Apothecary- Nothing weird at all. That's why I wrote "awesome!" :)

@@johnsmith4811 If it wasn’t weird then why was it put in a “Inappropriate vintage commercials” video?

Really

It was an absolutely disgusting ad!!!

​@@erin6641It's the only ad in the video that offended me.

@@Snobert99 That's what I meant when I said it was an absolutely disgusting ad. I didn't mean the other ads, just the dog one. 💖🐶🐕🦮🐕‍🦺🐩💖

Poor baby

It was really terrified 😢

Ayds was around long before the disease with a similar name ( check our Fauci saying aids is a gay disease, not to worry)

Ayds AIDS

in the 70's National Lampoon had a cover like that that read "Buy this magazine or we shoot this dog".

I know and the dog looked anxious.

The commercials like this were usually the ones that were on cable channels, and more commonly in the evening and overnight hours if I remember correctly. It was pretty much pre internet "made for tv" sales.

Someone sent them a pound, it's okay

Wait so Balzac was an actual toy????

Or today 😳

One thing you have to remember about The Flinstones. It was not designed for children It was the 1st prime time animated tv show. It didnt discourage kids from watching but the primary target were adults. Also cigarette adds were common place back then. Every major TV show had cigarette adds. Philip Morris was a major sponsor for I Love Lucy for years. You can still see adds that were not removable such as Lucy.Does a TV Commercial. They cut her line Call for Philip Morris. But she is still wearing the bellboy suit and holding a pack of cigarettes. I agree i couldn't imagine them airing these during the 1980s but by then i think all TV cigarette adds had been banned. I was pretty young and dont really remember seeing cigarette adds on TV.

Hey Bat man! I shit my pants!

@@rmiller334 wow, you're such a badass. hey everybody look at this badass over here shooting and killing domestic pets! just bask in his micro penis badassery.

honestly...I laughed. I felt bad that I laughed, its just so ridiculous! They stick a damn gun in the poor dog's face and go GIVE US MONEY meanwhile the dog's reaction is almost like it knows its a gun. It's dark but it was just SO far out, I just had to laugh.

I've seen that one in another compilation, it was never actually aired; it didn"t get past the ASA.

reminded me of the fake ad from UHF "come down and buy a car or I'm gonna club this baby seal!"

Bass-o-matic, for blending fish, bones n all.

I distinctly remember an SNL parody commercial with Garret Morris and Dan Aykroyd for a three bladder safety razor ( back then a single or double was the norm.) At the very end was a close up of Dans face…smiling and saying, “ ‘cause you’ll buy ANYTHING!” The first time I saw a commercial for a real 3 blade product…I immediately thought of that. We are now on 5 blades, I think! I honestly still use a twin if I am not shaving with my straight razor. One blade just takes forever. Two worked the best, especially to get the part where my upper lip meets my nostrils but three or more makes it impossible to get that part… It may be better for girls as they have a lot more area to cover and generally don’t have to shave their face but that SNL commercial was absolutely correct. If anyone can find it post a reply here…

Still cant top the bass master.. 1 step fish preparation. 👍👍

@@nickv1008 Yes, I do also remember the Bass-O-Matic …but what I am talking about is an entire, multi-billion dollar industry of products…correctly predicted by comedians that are in fact redundantly useless or entirely useless that are purchased by the IDIOCRACY as innovations they think they can’t live without. The first two generations of SNL comedians actually wrote or greatly contributed to the writing of the material they performed and were actually LIVE. I believe it was because of Eddie Murphy, during his original stint, that the network (NBC) had received so many fines and complaints (FCC & Karen’s) that a six second delay was imposed. This leads us to today’s lame ass, prerecorded, PC, woke and politically re-educational excuse for a comedy show that I simply will not abide. People used to stay home, invite friends and be at least half as “lubed up” as the SNL players because they knew they were seeing a totally unique show. Most partied on to SCTV afterwards… cocktails flowing and sinsemilla smoke clouds in the air.

Ayds AIDS

He did "You and your Johnson" and the Wunder Boner as well. "The Wunder Boner!" "My wife would like that." Nostalgia Critic: YYYYOU KNOW.

Did they actually help her lose weight?

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was going to put something similar. This is wonderful nostalgia but I wish video markers would take a few extra moments to research.

@@radioman970 - Right on, Radioman!

Nothing wrong with any of them The Ayds was just a case of bad timing. It should have been renamed, not because it is offensive but it would have been easier to sell.

Many of the " diet drugs" in the 70s were actually Amphetamines.

Well just like the coronavirus. When coronavirus came out corona beer sales plummeted. Corona beer wasn't selling at all in my town.

Exactly. No one thought anything of the name except for wright loss, prior to the disease!

I have an empty box. Now we have a game called Cornhole. Now that Is offincive.

@@eddieboggs8306 And you don’t think telling everybody that your BOX is empty is offensive?

@@gz9520 No the name is offencive. Cornhole the game.

@@eddieboggs8306 It’s two words. Corn: from the bags that are usually filled with corn that are tossed in the game Hole: because the object of the game is to toss the corn bags through the hole. Anything else you came up with, came out of your own mind. So maybe it’s your mind that’s offensive.

Yes, the Flintstones was a cartoon for adults.

@@jenniferhansen3622No.

And then Magic ate a box of Ayds. So sorry for that, folks.

RSPCA stole the notion from a 1973 National Lampoon magazine cover.

They really liked that aids commercial. 3 times.

That ad disgusts me to the core!! "Give us money or we'll shoot the dogs!", was not needed on this string of ads. The rest was funny.

Lazy sacks they were: Barney: "I hate to see the girls workin' so hard." Fred: "Yeah...uh, let's go around back where we can't see 'em!"

It's "Noom" not "Noon". LOL

Marcus Shark, I laughed so hard & long at the Johnson outboard one that now I've gotta stomach ache!

That's why you should give the money to Uli and Autobahn.

@@martinbachmann6283 You, your family, and your Johnson.... LMAO.

It wasn't even the original. It refers to a National Lampoon Magazine cover at the time that had the headline, "Buy this magazine, or we'll shoot this dog". It was one of those memes that launched a thousand variations in the 1970s..

@@MichaTicho 👍👍👍

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Least violent British PIF

Yeap, totally Mike Rowe. Talk about him always doing dirty jobs. Ever see his QVC clips?

Beat me to the punch, was wondering if it was Mike Rowe too, sure sounds like him.

You're comment is funny. Isn't it oddly funny how words change meaning from what they were intended to mean to what they mean now.

I think we all know the answer to that.

I ate them like they were caramel candy

Such is the world we live in today. I’m half your age and I see nothing wrong with them but I can see how the dummies of the world would especially the woke and socialist ones.

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When you say that you're in your 60s I can only assume you mean your IQ because you gotta be pretty dense to not understand the simple concept of inappropriateness by immediately conflating it with wokeness and being offended 🤣🤣

Meanwhile I'm wondering what good is boning the fish if you don't gut it.