#9 How to survive... speaking Dutch! 

Survival Guide to the Dutch use the word Beschuit

USe the word meervoudigepersoonlijkheidsstoornis

Het woord 'groeien' lijkt makkelijk, maar is voor veel niet-Nederlanders bijna niet uit te spreken

Try this one: kindercarnavaloptochtvoorberijdingscomite

Probeer 'pitje'. Moeilijk voor niet nederlanders. En archeologie.

More incapable. The Dutch G is a very specific sound that is hard to learn to say, even more in a fluent matter when linked to other letters. (Not even all dutch people can say it)

I think the soft G is easier to learn for other people than the hard G in this video

I found it a lot easier once I realized that it's the exact same sound as the Spanish "j". I learned how to pronounce THAT more than 43 years ago, so I cheat and use it when it comes to trying to pronounce anything in Dutch that has a "g" in it.

It is, most forgeiners who come to the Netherlands pronounce it like a soft G.

Wimsem - Tekenen & Knutselen nederlands!💪

Thror jullie taal is gewoon tantoe nep :D

As a norwegian that has learned dutch, it takes a while to learn to tone it down. First day of training the sound i had a really sore throat. By now it’s more subtle :)

JohannesGames04 ga weg met je tante

@JohannesGames04 Leer anders eerst even zelf correct Nederlands, met je lelijke straat taal. Woorden zoals 'tantoe' staan nog steeds niet in het Nederlandse woordenboek... (':

JohannesGames04 its the same languege

British people....dont get me started. hahaha

Aren't all languages in the world technically made up....?

And theres only pasta and spaghetti, what other pasta is there 😂😥

Like dutch people would say "twee domme blondjes"

English is actually a mixture of gaelic, danish, french and old dutch words and many other languages. Some words in English are of old Dutch orgin. 😅

*SCH*

*Shudders in fear*

Scheveningse scheepsbeschuit

Scared spies during WW2 too since if you couldn't pronounce it correctly, you likely got found out haha

@@Daan03ALLE NEDERLANDERS VERZAMEL JE OM ZE AAN TE VALLEN MET EEN GOEIE OUWE SCHR

Strap-on? I think a girl trying to swaffle (there you go, English translation, enjoy your new verb!) the Taj Mahal with a rubber dick would also get arrested :P

As already mentioned, a strap-on, but you can basically grab one of those pool noodles, hold it to your groin area like it's a dick and swaffle whatever you wish.

hermaphroditism

By being trans

Imagine brushing your teeth with that!

oh that would be AWFUL

Lmao

like als je belg bent

Robinsinpost oh nou hallo dan. Hoe gaat het? Is je gehoornde helm well mooi scherp?

ik ook

goed zo!

Translate...

lekker gewerkt pik

Armin Arlert *i did not need to know that. Learn english, net als de rest van nederland

Nee, hij schrijft "didn't needed" terwijl het "didn't need" moet zijn.

Armin Arlert Iedereen stelt die vraag. We leven mee met jou xD

Armin Arlert en daar gaat je onschuld

Het betekent met je lul tegen iets aan slaan

ChickenCheese GT growtopiaaa

KartonnenDoos yeah boii

I dont play gt anymore

Eftelman why not

KartonnenDoos I got hacked and I got bored

i am german and i learn dutch, believe me germans have no clue about dutch....when i started learning dutch, i thought it would be easier to learn.

Holger S. Same oppositely.

dat kan zijn, in het less vandaag hebben wij gelernt, dat ze de nederlandse taal voor 80 jaar gereformiert hebben. het oude duits en nederlands have been more similar then they are today.

Dutch and German are very similar. The German dialect at the other side of the border is almost the same as my own native Dutch dialect. I am talking about Plattdeutsch or Nedersaksisch.

but that is only in niedersachsachsen, close to the border....germans from other parts of germany do not understand plattdeutsch too. i am from bavaria...we do not understand dutch at all.

Je bent ook een jonge ziel, spijtig dat de huidige jeugd het woord niet meer kent. 10 jaar geleden kende elke 14-jarige het woord.

R. V. B. Ik ben 15 en ik ken het woord 🤷🏽‍♂️

Hard lesson when the Romano-Brit fake blond finds out that the ancestors of real English people came from The Netherlands. And that they brought her language to Britain. English is basically a Dutch accent with Roman influences. I can never understand people that can't plainly see that German, Dutch, English, Swedish, Old Norse are in fact the same languages and that these countries are part of the same culture. It is a huge shame and one of the reasons for the imminent fall of Europe. Women like her.. that are not English, who are obviously Romano Celtic claiming English culture without knowing from whence it came, should be forced into education camps. Shame on you for being the degenerate you are. Greetings from Holland

@@holyemperor5221 You okay?

@@germanscientistklauss1519 I know my history. It’s common linguistic and cultural knowledge. It’s just so cringe how dumbfounded most people are.

And NO language is not “made up” read Hamann and Herder on language for some deeper thoughts and understanding on the subject of language that go further than: it’s made up.. you absolute donut.

@@holyemperor5221 Well, mr donut, should someone remind you that infact every single word, every language, is made up?

PhysoGames dats niet hoe het werkt vriend, ook jij hebt nederlands gehad op school

@@bitchboii1236 dat is*

@@braadvdpanne3994 gedraag je

@@bitchboii1236 Hahaha ok ;)

@@paris7904 mooi dat je je verhaal begint én eindigt met een belediging. ik zie je punt maar het is wel een kut punt want mn jongen PhysoGames zegt duidelijk 'so i don't have to learn Dutch at all' en het is vooral het 'at all' gedeelte waar mijn eerste comment om ging. Jouw ouders en/of andere mensen en je school hebben jammer genoeg duidelijk niet echt hun best gedaan op jouw ontwikkeling, ooit gehoord van interpunctie. Dat is erg handig om de volgende keer je comment enigzins leesbaar te maken, kankermongool.

bestaat ook niet. iemand wou gewoon grappig zijn.

Me too!

not necessary, just speak Flemish xD

Watch. The. Video.

@@sknskn damn boi that is looooong word