99 WAYS TO DITCH YOUR DATE 

"My vagina hurts"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 And did we just get a hint dropped about HipHop Goes to Broadway 3?!?!?!?!?!😱😱😱

“ I didn’t know swipe right was yes.” HAHA

Mitch: *My mom's here, Hi mom! I'm on a date* Scott: *EVERYTHING IS KILLING MEEE!!*

3:28 the way Mitch said that 😂😂😂 *”I’VE GOT AN AUDITION!”*

"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway...Hi Kirstin" FRIENDSHIP GOALS

Mitch is the cutest highlighter I've ever seen.

''Gotta go get tested.We all should.'' LMFAO😂😂

"I cut my foot earlier and now my shoe is filling with blood" 😂😂😂

"My mom hates me" "I can't read" "I'm dead" "I'm having a baby" Scott whot

"I'm starring on Kinky Boots on Broadway, hi Kirstin" 😂😂 get Kirstie that promooo

the "my vagina's killing me part" almost had me SCREAMING LAUGHING LMAO

"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on broadway... hi Kirstin." I literally love this :)

wheres hip hop goes broadway 3 i need it

Every other youtuber: How to get a date on Valentines day. Superfruit: How to Ditch your date xD

Yasss Hip Hop goes Broadway 3 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway... Hi Kirstin" I LOVE THIS

scott doing a "straight voice" at 3:12 lol 😂

"I think I'm having a night terror" "Oh shit...oooohh shit, I left the kids in the car" "i'm a flat Earth conspiracist" Mitch said the funniest shit ever.

2:50 " I want to leave" ME!!!!

scott looking at the camera after saying he's dead is my new religion

"I have to finish hiphop goes Broadway 3!" please? Omg

“I FORGOT IM GAY” “I FORGOT THAT IM STRAIT” Man these are too perfect I love thos

"HI kirstin." I CANT

“I... have ... an AUDITION!!!”

3:14 Scott: "I'm dead" *looks at camera* Me: "Same here, fam."

"Aaand it is past my bedtime" I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂

" I didn't know that swipe right was 'yes' " LMAO 😂😂😂😂

Literally one day after watching this video I went on a terrible first date and seriously considered trying several of these...

All I heard was HIP HOP GOES BROADWAY PT.3!

Hip hop goes broadway THREE?

The way Scott said I CAN'T READ!!! Is seriously the cutest thing ever

The "Hi Kirstin" at 3:58 got me pregnant

"Have you ever been on a date?" Shit, I think I clicked on the wrong video

Mitch is a really good actor

5:08 OMG WHEN MITCH IS SAYING HIS WEEKLY OBSESSION AND SCOTT POINTS AT HIMSELF AND SAYS "ME"

"Hip Hop Goes Broadway 3?" LOL THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!

I don't usually like this kind of thing but the delivery of the lines was PERFECT, you don't understand.....

“I gotta go fight some inner battles”

The “I’m having a baby!!” And “I’ve got an audition!!” Sounds like a conversation between the two. _your having a baby? well too bad i’ve got an audition to get to!!!_

"I'm starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway... Hi Kirstin" YAAAAAAASSSS

WHO ELSE HERE HAS NEVER BEEN ON A DATE EVER AND CAN'T RELATE BUT KEEPS WATCHING THIS VIDEO BECAUSE IT'S SCOMICHE? RAISE YOUR HANDS *raises hand aggressively* #SINGLE

"i don't like you..." i couldn't have said it better myself

“My moms here.... Hi mom! I’m on a date!” Omg I love mitch😂💀

Jokes on you, Mitch. I won’t have a date for Valentines anyway

“I think I left the crockpot on” hahahaha

“I’m starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway.... hi Kirstin” YASSSS

"I've got to call an Uber before my phone dies" is the shadiest shit omg

I think i'm having a nocturnal emission

“I’m staring in Kinky Boots on Broadway. Hi Kirstin” THAT MADE MY DAY

6:22 Scott:see you next week It's been almost a month....

WHEN MITCH WAS TRYING TO SAY HIS WEEKLY OBSESSION, SCOTT SAID "ME" AND POINTED AT HIMSELF

3:58 SHOUTOUT TO KIRSTIN omg😭❤️

“and we’re all living in a simulation” Mitch is my fav I swear to god

Scott: And it is past my bedtime 😂😂😂

I NEED Hip Hop Goes Broadway 3. And did anyone else catch it? "I think I left the crock pot on" ahh This Is Us feels

ISN'T ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HIPHOP GOES BROADWAY 3??

Mitch's "Hi Kirstin!"

"I think I should shower" I'm dead

"My life is going downhill!" *smiles*

Oh my god! "I'm staring in kinky boots on Broadway" I bet kirstin used to love saying that...

I love how they played their own song for "I hate this song, I'm gonna go"

“I can’t stop farting” I thought Scott didn’t even know how to fart...

"I already ate." OMG I nearly fell over laughing.

“I’VE GOT AN AUDITION” i’m actually crying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:22 LMAO they forgot the strawberry!!!!!!😂😂😂

100th way: SUPERFRUIT JUST POSTED A VIDEO

"I..want to leave" lol the best

I’m starring in Kinky Boots on Broadway. Hi Kirstin 😍😍

Anybody else notice that Scotts excuses hinges on information he got from his phone? My phone is totally my ticket out of most social interactions.

To Scott everything is killing him and he is having a lot of issues lmao

"sorry, I cut my foot earlier and my shoe is filling up with blood"

Where my singles at? 🙌🏻❤️😂

"🍓, drag race is on!" MEEEEEE LAST NIGHHHTTTT

Trying to test these lines. Goes on date with a guy: I forgot to tell you, I'm straight. Guy laughs like I said something funny. I decide to go on a date with a girl: I forgot to tell you, I'm gay. Girl laughs like I've said something funny. I give up.

Scott seeming actually a little hurt to tell Mitch "I'm straight."

"Hi Kirstin"

Me, looking out a window: When will Superfruit return from war?

3:51 was that a hint?????

I would use the “Oh shit drag race is on!!” in a heartbeat. That’s my favorite show but I’ve never had love on Valentine’s Day so I can watch drag race with no guilt. 😂

*Scott at beginning* "They all work." *Also Scott but on number 62* "I'm dead."

“Oh shit, oh shit, I left the kids in the car”

Mitch’s facial expressions are everything

i gotta go fight some inner battles

I think Mitch had a headache or something near the end.

Defiantly using the I'm staring in Kinky boots 😂😂😂😂

"I forgot to tell you that I'm gay" Says this on a gay date. LOL

Scömìche: See you next week Me: still waiting for another video a year later

Mitch's delivery at 2:48 is hilarious! He does crazy/weird SO well

is that Kevin laughing at the end?

Scott saying that his various body parts are killing him ironically gives me life.

“IVE GOT AN AUDITION”

i just say " i just got my period." they leave after that

HI KIRSTIN

"Im staring on 'Kinky Boots Goes Broadway'. Hi Kirstin."

My favorite one was when Mitch acted like he just had a fucking painful vision and was mysteriously like "I gotta go"

3:58 *oops fifth harmony wants me to be their new member* me: TrIggEred

DID SCOTT JUST REFERENCE THIS IS US WHEN THEY LEFT THE CROCKPOT ON

I'm in a silence-only study area supposed to studying for midterm exams and I ALMOST lost my shit when Mitch screamed "I HAVE AN AUDITION." I'm going to go home and rewatch this and belt out my laughter.

0:20 the way mitch hits scott

Hip hop goes Broadway 3? I wish!