A Brief History of Ashens' Computers | Ashens 

not expecting to see you here

He is expected to be seen whenever there is some nostalgia involved.

@@fouadabouhatab8514 not been in many lazy game reviews videos though

Subverting expectations! It was not Jesus christ.

Jesus it's only a flape

that was the previous machine, obviously

I'd pay to see that machine

An overclocked POP Station.

@@Hudson316 I'm still disappointed he didn't show Armour Force.

Bright Spark that’s an ollllld reference man

Holy crap, that's a reference that takes me back.

Maaaannnn that's an old one

That might be hard, I think Tesco stopped selling their own brand of liquid filth

I did not sign up for this amount of whiplash.

Made by Funtastic

Chef excel

A POP Station in a case that looks like an old IBM PC.

With a Signalex CPU and RAM

Speaking of people who helped the channel.

"Frog" was apparently the school nickname of the developer!

it's the colour scheme, i swear

not coming cos ur shit

Damnnn... what do you two have against Larry?

@Most Deadest Pool of em All. No, you're both wrong. Larry is great.

Stu nicked it!

They were sending me one as well, because technically I'm on RU-vid. Shouldn't we ALL get one?

I just hope the barf sounds when it crashes.

Should actually be doable, just dig around in the system files, find the bootup graphic/sounds and replace them with his video intro. Not sure what OS he's got in that though, might not be as easy on Win8/10 (never tried) as it was back on XP/7. (Though it's absolutely trivial on linux.)

it's actually just as trivial in windows . Just go to system sounds and change away

Changing the graphic as well was what i was thinking primarily (i know OP only mentioned sound but why not go all out)

I bet Larry Bundy Jr's PC says " hello you".

Let it all out...

At least he got it for free.

I care.

@Bernard Coleslaw Can you clarify; was he VERY racist, or physically huge. And a racist.

Paul, who in their right mind would pay more than 7 grand for a car? People who can afford it and enjoy quality, there's your answer.

If Clint and Ashes are ever in the same room together, reality will stop working. Worth it imo

That's cos your an idiot

Get Big Clive in on it as well, with Techmoan getting the soundtrack. And the 8bit guy making another awesome new game for whatever system it is.

Thats 4.5k worth of PC if you buy the replica that OCUK are selling

That is a brutal computer. Coffee Lake CPU, 1080 Ti...yikes. It shames my Devil's Canyon/1070 system, much as I hate to admit.

Well it's either that or a used Mazda.

I just got a £100 graphics card for my PC and that feels like ive shelled out on it. A penny under 5 grand? Jesus Christ.

Yeah.. I did not expect it to cost that amount of money tbh.

It's not worth £5000 you could build a similarly spec machine for £1500, just a company thinking they can slap limited edition on something and charge you an arm and a leg for it.

_Finance available on orders over £250_

Black suit and red tie? Does he have a mustache?

The Blue BlobFish Depends. Is Ashen's Mumbo Jumbo?

Bronies and Minecraft references? Get outta here.

yeah if you have £4.5k to wank off for a Game Child pc

Plastic Cock, Suit and tie, Randy Genital Beater?!?!?! Dirty bastards!!!!!

I'm glad the Tab key is standard, it's hard to find Tab anywhere else these days

"I've said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time … I keep bumping into that silly quotation attributed to me that says 640 K of memory is enough. There's never a citation; the quotation just floats like a rumor, repeated again and again." - Bill Gates

Isn't that quote on video? That reeks of the DSP defense.

Damn, I'm old.

The extra 384k is for porn!

@Systremor Mmm... Twice the Pentium 4 "goodness."

Same, I still have a 32 bit laptop

Same, I unfortunately didn't grow up with ye olde home computers. I was born a bit late for that, as a '91 kid. But we did have some kind of PC, originally running Windows 3.11, then later 95 or 98. We had Jazz Jackrabbit, Commander Keen, Earthworm Jim, and one that I never managed to find on the internet again. I could swear that was called "Pipeline", but what I know for sure was that it was a platformer of sorts where you played a drop of water, and the game had a plain black backdrop (So maybe it was quite old). Can't remember much else tho, unfortunately, because I was just a couple of years old back then, and my parents can't remember either. Anyway, while I didn't have the mighty Commodore or it's competetors I did have an early start into console gaming, with my first systems being the Sega Master System II and the DMG Nintendo GameBoy (later replaced by two GB Pockets - green one for me, yellow for my brother). Later on we had the N64 and PlayStation plus a GameBoy Color, then a GameCube, two GameBoy Advances (black for me, purple for my bro) and a PlayStation 2, which were later joined by an original XBOX, then - weirdly enough - I got a Megadrive from a family friend plus a small handful of games, later the XBOX 360, a Wii and a Nintendo DS. These days I own a 3DS and a PlayStation 4, and have plans to get a Switch later this year for Smash. However, the Master System was special to me because it was my very first home console, despite us only having one game for it: The built-in copy of Sonic the Hedgehog (the 8-bit version, obviously). But tragedy struck when we got our uncle's used SNES with a big pile of games: Because of the vastly superior selection of games we mainly only played with the SNES, with the Master System only getting occasional use. Our mum then announced that she'd "throw it out" (probably give it to a relative or someone at work or something) because it got so little use from us. We protested, but she took it anyway. But I assume that we must have REALLY been upset by that, because that was the last time she ever did something like that - aside from the DMG GameBoy, but she got both of us a GameBoy Pocket each instead, so that one was fine with us. However, about two years ago the Sega Master System II got it's sweet and long overdue revenge, because I got a broken one from eBay. I then played Mad Scientist by giving that bad boy a brain transplant: In went a Raspberry Pi. Originally a Pi II, but later on I upgraded to the mighty Pi 3. I then loaded it up with the usual suite of emulators and filled it with games for all sorts of systems: Master System, Megadrive, 32X, NES, SNES, N64, PlayStation, GameBoy, Color and Advance, Arcade, DOS... Unfortunately, history repeats itself even with nostalgic emulation boxes, because just a few weeks ago I replaced the SMSPi with a pre-made Retroflag SuperPi case (in European SNES/SFC flavor) and a Pi 3B+. But I still have the SMS case, and I plan to get back to it and do less of a sloppy job with it eventually.

CoCo2 and 3 here, before I bought my own PC with a whopping 30 MHz processor.

@@BrightSpark Same. I was born in 87 and I think the first PC I got to use was a win 3.11 computer from IBM.

Pac-Man is Nam-Cap backwards.

Look like a pair of comfy pajama bottoms and a black shirt.

At 50 fps.

First? Grow up

Strawberry Unicorn hey just jealous you 're not first . mad Bro?

You aren't first, either.

Okurka actually seeing as there was no other comments before mine , I think that counts as first right?. You mad Bro? can't all be first need to train harder. It 'll happen for you one day champ .

same XD