A Crimeless Playthrough of GTA Online 

I love how he walks everywhere like running is illegal in california.

Anything can be considered “crime-less” if your lawyer is good enough

He took this challenge so literal. He forgot his right to use self defense.

Here are the ones I counted. Fines and jail time are listed below. - 2:50 blocking an intersection - 2:50 participating in a street race - 2:50 driving slowly in the left lane - 3:07 (you didn’t count it) but reckless driving - 3:33 jumping from a moving vehicle (not wearing a seatbelt) - 4:14 Starting a gun right - 5:16 unsafe carrying of a firearm - 6:26 theft of a collectable action figure - 7:53 did not make radio calls in a controlled airspace - 8:02 circumventing airport security - 9:06 stealing from a historical site - intent to commit manslaughter - 9:48 bounty hunting without a license - 10:10 disturbing the peace - 10:27 intentionally wasting police resources - 10:40 failure to indicate a lane change - 10:42 taking a vehicle that can not safely match the speed of the traffic around it on the highway - 10:55 bounty hunting without a licence - 1056 stalking with malicious intent - 10:57 trespassing - 11:00 not taking reasonable action to defend yourself from an attack - 11:03 wasting police resources - 11:32 bounty hunting without a license - 11:32 stalking - 11:33 trespassing - 11:33 disturbing the peace - 11:33 criminal mischief - 11:39 intentional aggravation - 11:53 attempted suicide - 11:53 attempted manslaughter - 11:53 intent to commit manslaughter - 12:35 suicide - 12:58 bounty hunting without a license - 12:58 intent to cause bodily harm - 13:00 attempted manslaughter - 13:39 murder of the first degree - 13:44 hitman for hire - 14:01 failure to comply with law enforcement - 14:13 attempted murder - 14:36 attempted murder - 14:46 hitman for hire - 14:52 murder of the first degree - 15:14 attempted murder - 15:33 murder - 15:40 hitman for hire - 15:47 murder - 15:51 hitman for hire - 15:57 murder - 16:05 trespassing - 16:28 carrying a hidden weapon - 18:48 failure to file owed taxes Fines: 1. Blocking an intersection: $238 2. Participating in a street race: $1000 3. Driving slowly in the left lane: $238 4. Reckless driving: $1000 5. Jumping from a moving vehicle: $1000 6. Starting a gunfight (Attempted murder): $10,000 7. Unsafe carrying of a firearm: $1000 8. Theft of a collectable action figure (Grand theft): $1000 9. Not making radio calls in a controlled airspace: $32,666 10. Circumventing airport security: $13,669 11. Stealing from a historical site (Grand theft): $1000 12. Intent to commit manslaughter: $10,000 13. Disturbing the peace: $400 14. Intentionally wasting police resources: $1000 15. Failure to indicate a lane change: $238 16. Stalking with malicious intent: $1000 17. Trespassing: $1000 18. Wasting police resources: $1000 19. Criminal mischief: This is variable depending on the severity of the offense. 20. Carrying a hidden weapon: $10,000 21. Failure to file owed taxes: $25,000 Total Fines = $111,449 (excluding criminal mischief) Imprisonment: 1. Participating in a street race: 90 days 2. Reckless driving: 90 days 3. Jumping from a moving vehicle (Reckless endangerment): 6 months 4. Starting a gunfight (Attempted murder): Life 5. Unsafe carrying of a firearm: 1 year 6. Theft of a collectable action figure (Grand theft): 1 year 7. Circumventing airport security: 1 year 8. Stealing from a historical site (Grand theft): 1 year 9. Intent to commit manslaughter: Life 10. Disturbing the peace: 90 days 11. Intentionally wasting police resources: 1 year 12. Stalking with malicious intent: 1 year 13. Trespassing: 6 months 14. Wasting police resources: 1 year 15. Carrying a hidden weapon: 3 years 16. Murder of the first degree: Life 17. Solicitation of murder (Hitman for hire): Life 18. Attempted murder: Life Total imprisonment = ~9 years in definite terms + 6 life sentences

this once again shows how frustrating real life can be, and the answer to that frustration is to become a formula 1 racer

When the security gaurd attacked you and gave you a wanted level it was obviously police misconduct and not a crime that was commited. So this challenge is definitely valid.

9:36 is the exact moment Nigel goes from being a good man to a psychopath.

Nigel the type of guy who will say “i needed this” while hanging out with his friends

Nigel, the man who became a millionaire by doing morally questionable acts yet perfectly legal

In 9 minutes Nigel went from a “strong moral compass” to “morally questionable, yet still completely clean”

I love how he just acrolled past the free garage and straight to the 25k one

6:30 The free vehicles: Am I a joke to you?

Nigel, once a normal man surviving in a crime ridden city completely broke, now millionaire race car driver, sky diver, and toy collector. What a beautiful come-up story...

this sounds like a great character: nigel, the bounty hunter who's bounties all die accidentally and thus is not legally responsible for their deaths, all because of his strong moral convictions. hysterical.

Nigel has more character development than most characters in recent shows

When he said ''I was thinking, is this vehicle insured in my name and is it road legal? I decided to walk'' I was dead on the floor

Chapter 4 in a nutshell "As we all know, I don't kill people, I just happened to be around people when the die in unfortunate circumstances" - DarkViperAU "The Pacifist"

"It was a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which I just so happened to benefit from." -Every mafia hitman

Ending edit was gold, best ending to a gta online vid I’ve ever seen. Its enough to make a grown man cry 🥲

18:13 Nigel looks at the bright sun and sees a deer in the distance signifying his good morale

what a beautiful story about an innocent man named nigel trying to make ends meet in the corrupt and crime-ridden city of Los Santos. so inspiring that he becomes a racecar driver and surpasses all expectations.

So pretty much, what I'm getting here is that Nigel just became a professional F1 racer after going through multiple midlife crisis? Honestly sounds pretty realistic.

Now that they added the Downtown Cab Co. In Online, there is a new legal money making way, it kinda sucks, cuz it's not very profitable (which makes sense, considering it's a taxi job), but it's a pretty interesting job, at least you don't have to steal a cab XDD

That montage had me feeling some typa way. The choice of music and editing after that legal adventure just hit different

The fact that he lost his first race and then became a first class racer is truly amazing

"Then I could walk away with my morally questionable, but completely clean money" Every lawyer ever

genuinely this mad my day. so fucking simple, yet completely entertaining. S/O you for grinding this.

at 13:41 he was respectful ❤

GTA online: "Be anything." Also GTA online: "Be a criminal,"

6:15 tbf $5k in one hour is a wee bit over minimum wage

Watching him type Nigel almost had me shook for a second

I want a whole series like this.

This game is incredibly accurate with its depiction of the LA police.

"As we all know, I don't kill people, I just happened to be around people when the die in unfortunate circumstances" Ah, a wise quote from Rasputin

I never really thought it was possible...... Round of applause to this man

ive only just been allowed to play and watch GTA, and this is almost the first ever vid of it ive ever seen. bloody aswesome, loved it ❤❤

The amount of patience this man has is actually insane

"Luckily dying isn't illegal in california" this shit got me laughing 😂

this mans dedication to a single 20 minute video is amazing!

The patience you have man is very commendable

Nigel's adventures needs to become a series

Legend has it that Nigel still roams the California streets, making square deals and racing with integrity.

The editing on this was absolutely sick. Great video!!

Such a well put together, fun video. Great job!

“I have no money, no cars, no house. Just the clothes on my back, and a strong moral compass by my side.” - Nigel

Nigel went from a literal nobody in Los Santos to the biggest open-wheel champ, whilst not committing a single crime.

The very epic gaming montage was truly the most epic part of the video.

How you had the patience and conscious awareness to not accidentally break the law via tresspassing or by accidentally driving on the highway is incredible. I also find it funny how you suffered police brutality which ruined your record, just like real life 😂 Amazing video

-Jumping the pier is illegal -collecting a treasure without reporting it is illegal -climbing buildings is illegal No but seriously great video, i didnt think this would be possible

Dude you’ve made a legit canon in game character as far as I’m concerned. Nigel is a lawful man in a lawless world.

That montage was freaking awesome! The skill to sync it with the music!

13:42 I love how you shake the camera, expressing real happiness!

The bounty pier drowning thing, despite being done in the interest of committing no crimes, feels like a literal serial killer modus operandi; It strikes me as the kind of thing that new laws would be made for after someone actually did it and acted like a fucking batman villain over it, I just imagine a complete sociopath with a wry smile waiting at a police station to be let free as an angry, unhinged detective/interrogator is informed by the pier drowning bountyman's lawyer that he has, in fact, committed no real crime. It's not even manslaughter.

This is a perfect example of "started from the bottom now we here", incredible story Nigel - the F1 race, Sky Diver, Plane Driver and Toy Collector.

Even in GTA, the only way to make money legitimately is honest hard work.

This guy has a huge patience and enthusiasm.

This man made so most boring and overused GTA challenge actually fun to watch

😂 the “tricking someone into committing suicide” loophole has me in stitches

Bro, the epic gaming montage was epic. I'm actually surprised that it was

the montage at the end was beautiful. great video!

I can't wait to see his search history, "is bounty hunting illegal in California, will accidentally killing get me arrested in California etc"

This gives off the EXACT same vibes as the "Beating Minecraft the way Mojang Intended" video.

From penniless and homeless on the streets of Los Santos to accomplished rich racing driver, what a truly inspiring story! I can't wait to see Nigel's story in a Vinewood movie!

duuude.. thats one of the best montages I have seen in a hot minut. well done

Nigel: Starts the game literally having his mugshot taken InControlAgain: Well, I've committed a crime. That's the end of the video.

I can’t wait for more “useless information” videos, those gotta be my favorite because I will almost definitely forgot about what you said right after I click of the video.

Finally. An NPC tutorial. I’ve been looking for one for years!

The fact that this video can give people who haven’t ever even played GTA V before a good laugh is truly something special. However, if you are very familiar with the game and have played for a questionable amount of hours, it’s absolutely side splitting. This is a fantastic video 🤣

Grand Theft Auto, the game where they encourage you to break every law possible, but you want to do the exact opposite.

"Luckily, dying isn't a crime in California." Wow, I've received new knowledge

That was actually one of the best montages I've ever seen

Never thought that a montage for such a challenge could get me so hyped.

Look forward to part 2 where Nigel breaks bad and becomes the most feared drug kingpin in Los Santos

Plebs: "It was staged!" Me, an intellectual: "It was a truly unfortunate and unpreventable accident, which I just so happen to benefit from."

That WAS a genuinely epic gaming montage.

I felt that montage. VERY well done video!

I love how at the start he just lets the people shoot him. Doesn’t run away, doesn’t defend himself, just stands there and takes it.

California laws? damn hes screwed

This is the best most entertaining GTA online video I've seen in my life!

This is less like a crimeless playthrough but more like a saint playthrough

Playing a gta game without crime is like playing Mario without jumping, I would have never thought it was possible, but here this video is

Nigel started from the bottom and while staying a good humble person and working hard became a F1 racer and a millionaire!! Inspiring story!

This man deserves a reward

Bro made the hardest GTA edit i ever saw and expects us to look past it

that gaming montage was actually epic, especially with the emotional connection to this lawful character on a struggle for money

This guy has more dedication than I'll ever have.

The tension at 1:42 😨 Thank god its Nigel 💀💀

1:41 Had me in the first half

18:05 the moment when Nigel was walking while remembering all of the things he has been through from the very beginning up until now, hits different.

In bounty hunting, the target starts to attack you without provocation, self defense isnt a crime. Different from the tutorial mission, which was clearly a gang dispute, the bounty hunting was legal and the self defense after an unprovoked attack

Bro that one part in the montage with the 16 screen is 😢😢 BEAUTIFUL

Absolute masterpiece. Best video ever.

“I can’t be a bounty hunter because I don’t have a license. So instead I’m going to commit conspiracy to commit murder through a series of increasingly more complicated methods in order to make it appear like an accident” seems perfectly legal to me

This was not a "no crime" run but a pure pacifist run. There are several points in this video where you'd be legally able to defend yourself.

That was an really epic crazy mindblowing montage bro

I love how realistic this play thru is, bro got shot at by a cop for being alive

"Is this car even insured? I did not want to take a chance and so I decided to walk." You REALLY took this assignment seriously!

" I end up falling victim to this poorly designed ladder and I fall two stories to my death. This was a tragic blow to my self-esteem." holy fuck buddy I'm in tears, top tier content

Dudes too smart to be spending so much free time on this lmao.

probably the best GTA Online gameplay I have ever seen. ♥