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If you pay 10% to a bondsman you don't get it back. You can only get your money back if you pay the full bond amount to the jail. That's how a bonding company makes money, they loan you money at 10% interest. If you don't go to court they lose all the money they put up. I love your show!
He has yet to confirm or show any paper work relating to his experience, until that happens this is most likely a fictitious story. His name could change from “Johnny the connect” to “johnny king of cap”
How he describes county jail is exactly how I tell my kids it was for me. People think prison time is hard time but county is the hardest part with the biggest transition. It’s sad because you could be in for something small yet you’re next to a guy who’s destined to get life . Nobody knows exactly what will happen to them therefore there’s a lot of stress in the air. Which ultimately turns into anger
Try being on the Psych floor in Dallas Tx Shit gets wild , I've seen people writing on the walls with their own Feces ( shit) A guy butt naked playing the air guitar 🎸 A guy doing swan dives off a bunk onto concrete floor repeatedly head first And yes plenty of asses getting whooped into a corner just to be pissed on Sounds like the great life right kids !
I think jails and prisons should be tier'd, ppl with 1 year and under in their own space. 5 years and under in their own, 5 to 20 in their own and lifers or anything over 20 in their own.
@@obsidian7644 When I was in jail the segregated it based on your bail. If it was under $50k you went to the low security dorm section. If it was over $50k or you were remanded you went to the cells. Then they had a separate cell section for violent offenders and gang members. The best section to be in was the drug rehab dorm or cells. It was funded to help anyone charged with drug crimes to rehabilitate and could look good to the judge. No one messed around in that section because you only went there to look good on your papers. They also had people from AA and NA come in to speak so it broke up the monotony of the time.
@@DoomFinger511 the entire prison system needs to be improved we wouldnt even have all these people locked up if our drug laws werent so old and outdated. Drug offenders should never go to a jail or a prison. Somewhere along the line that got lost. Instead of helping the people they force them into a life of crime or to be surrounded by criminals. They say "Oh but they give you a job while inside"...sounds like slavery to me.
@@gekpek3311 "creeping" lol What kind of proof you want? I'm not saying I believe everything he says but you bunch of deniers and contrarians in comments should have some serious rebuttals if you want to be taken seriously
@@gekpek3311 do you watch tv shows shows movies? Obviously yes, which means you've spent money on stories(shows. Movies) that you obviously know are not real but you don't bitch about that right? Lol your just jealous because he's making good money (odds are more than you make) even with him being a felon. Lol 😆
Man I had to choose between bonding out or putting my money towards my lawyer, I didn't have enough for both. I chose to stay in county and pay my lawyer with my cash and damn I'm glad I did. I got time served with 18 months probation. I love my lawyer. I've sent him x-mas cards every year for the last 11 years since I got out.
my favorite is definitely the one about colombia. it’s fascinating to me how eventful this man’s life was and how at every moment of it he was and is making and executing concise plans for his betterment.
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This is by far the best channel on RU-vid. Johnny you're so charismatic and confident the way you speak about this shit and it's inspiring. Keep up the great work
his lawyer did good for him. got him 18 months down from 5 years ,yet he derisively calls him the fat man and puts his name out there. unprofessional. nasty. uncalled for. most cons/ex cons are bad nasty people and thats why they end up in prison. this man is a naricissist, yet he still is a little entertaining. dont think hes a good man really. he calls himself an asshole, and he is. has the criminal mentality. for life.
I retired as a police detective and I had a huge case where multiple people in jail was giving info on a guy that would talk about his case. He would also ask people for help and they would call to report what they did for him. Most of this, I believe, was done because he was very much disliked and there was a green light to snitch on him.
Have a real hard time thinking he’s lying. The description of each step and how it is, is too on point. The only way he knows each step like that is if you’ve lived it.
He is.. I’ve been to 5 different counties and pretty violent and political counties everywhere from California , Florida, Arizona , North Carolina.. none of this shitnhappens off the rip, maybe every once in a while.. especially in caliball the woods bring you in and show respect to you yes you will fight and have to love urself eventually but not right off the rip like the bozo is talking about .. he probably just look like a little girl that people put on radar right away to extort his skinny GQ looking @ss
I have insanely similar stories. I like how you can put it all together. It was all such a crazy mess to me, it is hard for me to think back in any kind of order and tell the story as well as you do. Much LOVE
All my homies tell my son(16) "you will never believe the life your father had the things he's seen and done, the places he's been should be a freaking movie, but he'll never tell you"
@@snarevox I got told a lot of b******* stories from inmates about how they were cartel or Mafia or part of some gang or something. A lot of that's just garbage talk that made me this guy believed. All with you I'd probably go along with your Hell's Angels story, which is probably believable if your buddy buddy with the guard. He probably is telling the stories that he heard but I can't imagine they're exaggerated very much by hime but more by the people telling him the stories because it's pretty wild in there.
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Brings back a lot of painful memories of my short stay. I saw guys who had been to prison and ended up back in jail have a hard time too. Nobody has an easy time. But it changed my life for the better some how…
Same bro, 60 days in doesn't do county justice. It's a different ball game than on a screen when those scratched up doors close. It changed my life as well.
I see so many comments questioning his credibility. Even if his stories came from people he met in the “Department Of Connections”. I like hearing these stories, they are told extremely well without having to exaggerate. Great job Johnny
This guys blowing the fuck up and I’m extremely happy for him… dudes a great story teller and seems like a genuine person altogether. I see a lot of myself in him when I was younger
LOL, I love the long diatribe on how broken the justice system is. Like criminals didn't have the choice to NOT break the law and avoid the situation to begin with.
Me and my mother love watching you but she said the most profound shit just a second ago. “He traded pushing dr*gs for pushing content. Got everyone hooked on his stories and now there are exclusive ones you have to pay for. What a brilliant man.” I gotta say she’s right. You are excellent at selling these videos and a true example of someone who learned the game well.
The best drug dealers are the best salesman. I've been in the car business now for, 8 years and at I've been at, 5 different dealerships and at everyone, the Top salesman was/is a dealer and or addict as well. Ha. It's a widely known inside fact that the car business is full of drug dealers and addicts. Dealerships put up with it because they are the best salesman usually like, 95% of the time. At my current dealership, the top salesman again, is a drug addict and dealer (meth) and he has no license because it was suspended and the dealership doesn't care and even let's him still drive the dealership cars lol. He sells at least 20 cars a month and half the time sells 26 cars a month. Makes on average, 12k a month and is always broke at the end of every month lol
@@nexpro6118 as someone who works at a dealership, if your guy is making 12k a month selling 20-26 cars you need to quit immediately because the desk if fucking you hard.
@@pumpernickle2423 depends on the pay plan. At dodge/Chrysler dealerships, if the salesman doesn't get above 97% of customer satisfaction, the salesman doesn't get the bonus money in the numbers you sold and doesn't get that extra money on their dodge debit cards for selling certain cars. So, if most of your deals are just Minis, then yeah, 12k now, if its the opposite and the salesman hits the customer percentage, the 20 cars sold, even if all were minis, you'd make about 17.5k
@@nexpro6118 97% for csi is outrageous, they want you to fail. I work for mercedes in the bay area and if one of the sales guys sell 26 cars he is making 25-60k depending on which cars he sells.
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Honestly I have never even thought of joining a patreon for a RU-vid channel, but after binging these episodes and patiently waiting every video release I will gladly pay for the exclusive content.
I've always wondered what it truly is like in prison, how much is hollywood vs real, but I've never wanted to experience it myself. Glad you're telling these stories sir, I'm amazed how much crap goes on.
Love it when he explains how the American Jail Bail System is a set up to get people to plea guilty by keeping them inside County and or bail set at an amount the person cannot afford and its all a damn screwed up system.....then says that he would have posted bail and took off down south....lmao so the Prosecuting Attorny was right to say he's a flight risk and setting a no bail....sssoooo...the fucked up system was correct and worked.....bahahahahha
I watched the 3 hour with Johnny on some other platform. Good stuff! I was a wild kid, but I’m a lawyer today. I did criminal defense for a time, and everything Johnny is talking about here is spot on! Also, Johnnys intelligence and talent shines through! He’ll be successful at any endeavor he applies himself to! Best wishes, Johnny! Cheers!
Man so many names for the new content I have in mind. “How to get killed on camera” “Develop your drug dealing business 101” “Get assassinated in 21 steps”
I felt the pain of waking up in jail. I was arrested friday had to wait over the weekend for bond. Lost cash and my old lady ended up doing 140.i kept having this dream where my ex was smiling at me tying up her hair getting between my legs, then i would wake up. It was the best and worst dream.
I’m 10 mins in and my BS meter is tweaking out. It’s your 1st day and the other guys 1st day but he already has pull wit the guards to let y’all fight. And he decides to randomly walk up to u and steal yo Cinnabon 😂😂😂 I been to jail hella times and ain’t never seen no movie shit like this lmao bruh crazy as hell
Thank you for sharing your stories. You're narration makes them so entertaining and engaging while also being educational. I can totally see this beeing a Netflix show in a year or two.
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DUDE I AM SO STUCK ON THIS SHOW !!!! This shit was my life growing up so hearing another light skin dude talking bout street shit is wild to me . Keep going man . This shit inspires me to keep pushing even with my past .. none of that bullshit matters
Each day feels like a month each month feels like a year OMG dude I literally remember telling my friends that when I got out back in 2016. Literally so true, and you truly won’t understand unless you’ve been there.. time stands still and they specifically make sure to not keep a keep a clock anywhere the inmates can see and the guards even flipped their watches on the inside so you couldn’t take a look… that way you never know what time it is and it just makes time stand still even more.
I don't think I've ever seen someone put in the time and effort into these videos as you johnny i love it never thought id enjoy watching these types of videos but I really do enjoy em keep it up!
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@ 51:13 of the previous episode he definitely said "they just wanted maria, they didnt know about the sinaloans or his activities in northern california" then he opens this episode saying they wanted info on the sinaloans and his activities in northern california. IM CALLING BULLSHIT. AND HOW THE FUCK DID AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN WITH NO ID WHO ESCAPED BACK TO MEXICO FOR 10 YEARS HAVE A GODDAMN WARRANT WHEN HE CAME BACK.. THE BULLSHIT KEEPS GETTING DEEPER JESUS CHRIST. so many inconsistencies.
The best drug dealers are the best salesman. I've been in the car business now for, 8 years and at I've been at, 5 different dealerships and at everyone, the Top salesman was/is a dealer and or addict as well. Ha. It's a widely known inside fact that the car business is full of drug dealers and addicts. Dealerships put up with it because they are the best salesman usually like, 95% of the time. At my current dealership, the top salesman again, is a drug addict and dealer (meth) and he has no license because it was suspended and the dealership doesn't care and even let's him still drive the dealership cars lol. He sells at least 20 cars a month and half the time sells 26 cars a month. Makes on average, 12k a month and is always broke at the end of every month lol
OMG, I use to wake up dreaming I was out & id also wake up to morning call. B4 I opened my eyes I knew I wasn't home & thought ' here goes another day's. Been out 10yrs & never gone back. Learnt my lesson, 4 real. Onya 4 the story.
I get so hyped for these new videos! Love the stories and advice (not a drug dealer lol) just great life lessons from a dude who’s been through some shit
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Just so you know, you don’t get that 10% back for bonding out, that’s the price you pay for getting a bail bondsman, if it’s 50,000 you pay him 10% which is 500 and he puts up the 50,000 to the courts and that’s his money for doing so, your 10% is how they get paid, they don’t work for free, or you can put up to 50,000 and you will get that back after court.
I did 7 months in 6 different county correctional facilities. I was getting extradited to every county I committed a crime in after I'd go to court and take a plea or get the charge dismissed and man it was pure hell. So you'd be happy you're moving and getting sh!t handled but you lose all your canteen and any status or comfort you've acquired in that particular place.
Moral of the story, become a high up criminal defense attorney! Because they are the ones who get a nasty legal paycheck, plus they have a network of other kick ass attorneys and relationships with da's, ada's and judges who will let you slide on grey areas where a civilian would be washed! Sounds like fat man gorszki ran the bag up just as much as a high level dealer. Love the format, and your story telling ability, keep it up!
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You are absolutely true about getting a routine in jail. You have to have a routine. You have to have a physical fitness routine. You are lucky to have access to books. Super lucky.
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John I love how honest you are when you talk about the county jail. I'm a skinny 6ft 5 in white guy too. No gang affiliation either. I fought everyone. They nicknamed me Van Damme. I Am a 2nd degree black belt. So I throw some serious feet. Lol I earned everyone's respect. I did 3 prison bids totaling 14 years. I was giving them a life sentence On the payment plan!!! LMFAO!!!
@@FlymanMS sure flyman, just for you.. ok, @ 51:13 of the previous episode he definitely said "they just wanted maria, they didnt know about the sinaloans or his activities in northern california" then he opens this episode saying they wanted info on the sinaloans and his activities in northern california. also in previous video he said he got arrested on september 8th 2010, which was a wednesday, this video he says friday. ive been to prison, NOBODY rides out from the county on the same night they go to court to accept their plea. AND HOW THE FUCK DID AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN WITH NO ID WHO ESCAPED BACK TO MEXICO FOR 10 YEARS HAVE A GODDAMN WARRANT WHEN HE CAME BACK.. like i said, so many lies. his bullshit is getting too deep.
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If you haven't made any connections with screenwriting, what I did was enter a TV writing contest with two TV shows I created. One was a one hour drama based on my life working in an inner city psychiatric hospital. Anyway, I won the first contest, a producer in Hollywood optioned my treatment, and I moved to L.A. I made the rounds pitching at studios and also optioned my second TV project. Then I started going to entertainment networking events and we shot a trailer for my first show and I created a comic book for my second show from the people I met there. Both were just marketing materials for future pitch meetings. I even packaged one show with a well known actor and one of Spelling Entertainment's ex-producers. You don't have to have a fully written script. For some contests, it's based on a treatment or what they call a "bible" which is an outline of the show or film. You should look into that. Look at how popular Narcos and other drug shows are. Yours could be "The Columbian Gringo" LOL
important-when booked into county Do not check the waive time box- you want to minimize your time in county- do NOT wave time. and your case will be resolved in 30 days maximum.........
I'm a big fan I catch evry episode as soon as it drops , can you go into more detail about the effects in the rise of hard drugs and the rise in violent crimes as in relation to the legalization of Marijuana, I myself want to write a book on the last 20 yrs I spent in that industry but I would be just as happy to hear a hourly long break down by you . I have input I can contribute if needed. You rule
hes fulla shit bro.. sept 8th 2010 was a wednesday, not a friday....and @ 51:13 of the previous episode, he definitely said "they just wanted maria, they didnt know about the sinaloans or his activities in northern california" then he opens this episode saying they wanted info on the sinaloans and his activities in northern california.. hes just making shit up as he goes along, i wouldnt look up to someone like that.
The prison stories need to be spread to the young ones out here. I'm 28, never been incarcerated (arrested 3 times) but I know PLENTY of people that have experienced it from the ages of 13-30yrs +of age.
I'm in central Oregon, I fought Deschutes county over my property and won. I have so much evidence against them, that I don't exist to them. It would be cool to tell my story to a fellow Oregonian.
So true on the paid lawyer.... Was facing 33 yrs, had a lawyer I paid thousands, and ended up getting 4 counts dropped and only got sentenced to 3 yrs.....
I find that being a law-abiding citizen works pretty well, doesn't cost me a dime in lawyers. What kind of fuckwit faces 33 years, but has 4 counts dropped and only serves 3.. maybe don't commit crimes next time, dipshit.
I experienced the military corrections system. It is absolutely wild how fair and humanely people will treat each other when everybody benefits from getting me out of jail as fast as possible.
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