A CURSED Stardew Valley Villager Ranking 

I like him, he's my trash fave

My partner seeing his portrait for the first time: Aww he’s so prettyyyy, can I date him?-

i like him :/

so real

I like to think I could be him or seb :3

Aro*

@@cometeater technically both aro and ace. edit: actually nah, youre right. i dont believe hes ace, let me fuck the funky shadow man

@@cometeater aroace

honestly i think some people might not like it all that much since so much asexual rep has the asexual being some monster of inhuman which kind of dehumanizes ace ppl but honestly hes still iconic

Nothing like an aroace QPR with your good pal krobus

when she finally lets you in and starts being nice to you, all those days of her calling your farmer gross become worth it!

She is my favorite character, my sister doesn't like her tho,her Heart Events are so Sweet

she also half-compliments your complexion if you're a girl farmer, thinking its makeup

Hailey was breedable for me even in the beginning when she’s mean 😭

Seb is Hades son

@@NinoKito Couldn't agree more!

@@NinoKitoFR fr

Extra points lets gooo :o thank you ♥️

the one quote where he talks about how people struggle to find equilibriums in their lives and his balance is the farmer - I CRIED

Same here, impossible to divorce him, I had to do a second file for other bachelors!

I'm so happy that we are agree in the fact our littles hearts can't divorce from Harvey

SAME. I wanted to go for Elliott but I couldn't break Harvey's heart so I started a third save file. I have seb as my husband in my first file. Harvey as my husband in the second. And I have a new one where I will be pursuing Elliot once I have ducks and a pomegranate tree. technically I have 4 files but Dude was created solely to be an asshole and choose mean options for gits and shiggles. infact Dude may just sell his soul and try a joja run..

If you're a guy, i think she might be the typical submissive and breedable tradwife, but if the farmer is a girl i feel like she'd be slightly more dom

@@amori9389that makes a scary amount of sense and makes me realise a thing or two about Penny maybe 😆

the cheapest things he likes are pomagranites and duck feathers :-: one reason i hated him ar first was becuz my favorite stuff in the game is purple stuff including amoranth AND GUESS WHO THE ONLY CHARACTER THAT HATES AMORANTH IS!?!?

Just married Leah recently and now 100% agree, she might also be my fav bachelorette now.

@@NinoKito yeah she’s mine too! Also your videos are great 😊

I totally agree lmao. He looks like he likes to be called names since he geniuenly doesn't like himself... He is also very kinky once you marry him

There is no hope for my humor

Those events are his only good ones though unfortunately. You see him as this responsible big brother in one scene then he’s being a irresponsible brat to Lewis and comes off as immature

@Xxsorafan - I singled out his 3, 10, and 14 heart events, but Sam's music related events are also great. That's part of why I mentioned his band in the plus column for Sam in my post. The man forms a band, writes their music, manages to get them a show in Zuzu City, and makes demo tapes. That takes a lot of hard work in a very difficult and competitive field. Players often seem to write it off like some immature pipe dream, when Sam is literally practicing 4 hours a day most days in his game schedule. His budding music career rivals Elliott's writing arc. The four music options for his 8 heart events are all solid, and the experimental noise rock option is another of the best songs in the game. So that covers heart events 2, 3, 8, 10, and 14. Even his 4 heart event is pretty sweet when you realize that Sam knows his mom is unhappy and hiding her pain (8 heart Sunday dialogue), and he seems to be walking on eggshells there because he knows she's stressed out and doesn't want to upset her. Sam only gets pissy to Lewis in one of the three dialogue options at his 6 heart. If you take Sam's side, Lewis apologizes for how he yelled at Sam, and he asks more politely for Sam to be more careful in the future. If you take nobody's side, Lewis apologizes, and Sam agrees not to do it again. He's still proud of the trick he landed though. So that's really not a big immaturity issue to me. Sam isn't any more immature in that event than Sebastian, who mourns the rotten egg toss, is impressed by Sam's community service hours, nearly yelled at his mom for throwing away his comic books, and who suggests putting something nasty in the Luau stew because he likes seeing the fabric of society break down.

Yes, Sam is very breedable in my opinion. For some reason I feel like he's either be super dom or super sub depending on the day, but maybe that's just me

@@Chris01114 - It's not just you. I definitely get that same vibe from him.

As someone who doesn’t have ovaries, it’s probably a good thing, cause mine would be going nuclear 😂

YOU. you get it

@@nokti... THANK YOU!

I’m currently trying to romance Elliot on a playthrough on my Twitch, that man wants the bougiest stuff 😩

@@NinoKito expensive taste yes BUT AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART FURTHER ON DOWN. Pomegranate trees are the easiest to get. Thankfully you can use most fish if you need to just gift things.

I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP SLANDERING MY SECOND HUSBAND RIGHT THE HELL NOW PLEASE (my first is sebastian lmao)!! JUST BECAUSE HE USES BIG FANCY WORDS AND HAS THE SAME VERY EXPENSIVE TASTES AS ME DOESN’T MEAN HE’S PRETENTIOUS. I love him with my WHOLE entire heart bro. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

​@@battlesushii I agree! I LOVE how he is so extra with his taste in clothes and his language.

@@keegansakura1307 dude. UR TOTALLY RIGHT 🥰

That sounds so fun omg

@@NinoKito we agree with sebastian wholeheartedly. there were no arguments

@@catastrophicfailure2745 What about Alex tho?

George

What's the most cursed?

@@Chris01114 i want to know too

lmao i feel like the whole fandom just collectively decided it's true

@@weronikaszymanska6845 welp, then i guess it's my new hc now

Yes! Sam is so cute pwp

I'll breed him

His comments about the player once you marry him make me BLUSH

I think we can all agree that he likes violence during intimacy lmao. He can be a switch and one night choke you and the other ask you to choke him

YESS, he wants to look dominant but when it comes to doing it, he messes up everything and is shy

I think thats the points, we like character that lookz more gentle as dom and character that looks more not gentle as sub.

Counter point given the relationship between Demetrius and Robin, maybe being good in bed is THE ONLY thing he's got going for him

Thank you that means so much! :D

Aerobics is on every Tuesday. Robin is still open Mondays.

over which sorting

@@sophiathefurbst all of them

Thank you! I think :3

@@NinoKito definetly you have earned a loyal and horrified fan >:33

i meah maybe he was but right now he looks like lost all his skill i think and is just annoying lmao

I’d give him switch. He just seems like a people pleaser that would go whichever way his partner preferred

So sorry man but you are wrong, Harvey is definitely sub

He's sub, just look at his heart events and how shy he is. He gets flustered so easily too

It's not available anywhere I set it up! :D I just got a political compass from google images and the villager sprites from the Stardew wiki and put it photoshop!

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