A Day in the Life of a Pet Raccoon 

I can hear the neighbor saying "I'm getting tired of this damn neighborhood

Haha

Sounds like heaven lol

"Yep, I picked the right neighborhood" *Proceeds to hop off mower to pet because racoon is more important Lol

Arturo Montenegro Haha, that got a good chuckle outta me.

😂

🤣

😂

When it sits, it looks more like a big raccoon puddle.

*melts into floor*

1:25 👁️👄👁️

Its actually racoon who walks him

😂😂

😂🦝

But that raccons kinda fat

Miguel Zamora I wonder if it would be better to walk him at night/dusk. Aren't raccoons mostly nocturnal? Maybe it'd be less stressful.

it’s because they are nocturnal and feel uncomfortable walking in the open in the middle of the day

What's up

@@supernintendochalmers6628 Mitchell once explained that when he got Tito as baby, he trained him to be diurnal

@@WarrenGoesCrazy Nothing much

The Crissy show “get a load of this dude” 😭😭😭

The other raccoons don't have a clue Tito exists because they sleep during the day. If you see a raccoon out during the day, assume they have rabies.

@@OffxcialBrii ''This dude is a momma's boy and that's not even a woman''.

They be like, why he smells so clean bougie

Debbie B While raccoons are nocturnal, it isn’t uncommon for them to get stuff done during the day. Seeing a raccoon during the day isn’t a reliable way to tell if they have rabies. I’d say just assume all wild animals could be carrying some kind of disease, because not all diseases present themselves, but I’m sure you know this. I just want to point this out for others.

wow , so being unbelievably cute gets a poor animal put in a cage Rather like a trophy

​​@@HelenaMikasTito was a baby found in an attic! They made numerous attempts to contact rehabilitation centers, but had no luck. No one could take him. Would you prefer they let him die or just dump him out to fend for himself. I made a benign well meant comment that raccoons are cute. So what, they are cute. Why get snarky. I love them, I think they are lovely quirky sweet creatures, the babies are adorable. However the mother raccoon often make their homes in human homes by destroying roofing materials and being very destructive to get into houses, roofs, wall cavities to find cosy places to live and can do massive damage. Tito was found on his own left in an attic, where Mum has obviously made her home, and often Mother raccoons get run over or killed by dogs, bobcats, pumas or other animals and the babies are left to die because no one knows they are even there tucked up in attics or the eaves of houses. Would you rather that happened, would you rather they shoved him out into the cold unable to fend for himself, they tried a number of rehab people and couldn't get anyone to take him. What is hard to understand about that 🙄. So they gave him a home, he will be in a cage at night because they can chew through all sorts of things, the toughest of roofing materials, so for his own safety as well as their own unless you would rather he was electrocuted when he bites through a an electric cable. Some people in the US leave their dogs outside at night on chains or running round their back yards, but yet you have an issue with a rescued raccoon living a cosy looked after life. Get a grip you fecking idiot!!

@@HelenaMikas Cry about it.

This is Rocket after Endgame

Rocket and thor been drinking too much! Lol

Lmao

This is better

Aqbood _exe I laughed out loud omg

I was waiting for a comment about that

LOL

He gets used to cars.. to be killed like his mother

@@calvindirkmaat to soon 😌

Word and aren’t raccoons nocturnal

They are killers, they aren’t cute at all

@@osvaldor4298 lol

​@@osvaldor4298 better

Yea, lol

he carries him after he completes the walks cuz i think tito doesnt like to walk back home either lol

😂😂I looked for this comment

Ye same, guy makes a great fitness coach ;D

That's a very manipulative raccoon lol. He's able to get his human to walk him around while explaining that he needs to keep him from becoming obese.

PewDie Pie What do you mean? This is Over The Hedge 2 😂

@@jishoumushoku5094 the dude got caught tho. So much for escaping that backyard

ZULTAN GATSU wym lame

ZULTAN GATSU why lame?

AJ E I didn't say that

Sally May lol

At least he’s a happy raccoon 😄

@Ty-Dog Vide-Yo I'd imagine cardio would work the same for animals as it does for humans, generally.

I walk my dogs every night or two and our oldest one is fucking ripped. It’s a workout in itself when she grabs the leash and proceeds to chew it up.

@@nolyfe4814 your dog is... ripped? Lol😂

Lmfao

Lol that's what I was thinking too!! Hilarious!

Marine raccoon lol

I dont think trash pandas are ferrets. But im 2 so i know nothin

wow that is so cool! :)

Pappy Van Winkle im 14..

Thats just way too relatable lol

this is not a normal raccoon, the day in the life of a regular raccoon is just sleeping and eating trash

k- teezy and give rabies and shit

regular vfx I want a raccoon but it’s illegal

He's a perfectly healthy way actually

its the same in german :)

LoL

XD

RIP Rocket Raccoon ❤️

@@ig_gambit wtf you mean rocket didnt die

That's he's trainer getting him fit

Lmao

😂😂😂

do we need to talk about a past experience? lol

So true

This literally happened to me last night, two of these big fuckers charged at me full speed, I was shook ngl.

Elizabeth Vanderen except better.

@TheFooxy Foox r/woosh

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😂😂 dead 😭🤥🙈

@@ugandanlord1104 Are you also Dr Jacob's Studio?? JW..... 😜

@@artistaloca4 no

Bryson Mclellan OMG I-

@@dracochanel2075 this is not treats is his food

Lmfaoo

But hes a good boi

No there pecans not treats

@Muhammad Salman R/Wooooosh

Daniel Does STUFF stfu that shit is getting old

@@disease30yearsago76 Says the person with ligma in their name lmao EDIT: Darn you changed your name

More like cat

Mrrgle the Mediocre how do you spell your username

'Can't I get any privacy?'

RIP me

I like how you use “Faucet” appropriately

Boom I ruined the 666th like

@@newleaf2374 You fool you destroyed our summoning number for the dark lord!!!

Hold my fried cheese nugget

More like rubix cube

Hold my banana. Something you say to your girlfriend.

@@ignorthepain I'm a girl. XD

@@The-Land-Of-Tears nope your a cartoon in a circle with words beside it.😂🤣😂

😭😭😭😭

You seen 2 seconds of a how ever long walk and you make an observation like that. Peanut brain

what If this Racoon walks in two legs

J Wesly Hey look it’s that guy that doesn’t get a joke, I was wondering when you’d show up.

Mr PuffinMuffin my mistake then, he/she just seemed to take it a little to serious

God damn gold. You do that as a rap song? IF not.. Then you should. XD team up with this guy and go viral

Golden😂😂😂😂

Mr. 2 time lol

Gabriel Vazquez funny

I'm dead lol

*"I have a pet raccoon but it is complicated because apparently you can't say a pet raccoon is your pet"*

@@aymaan8552 u ruined this epic joke.

@@nextro5922 an epic joke that is overused?

@@aymaan8552 i ve never seen jokes like this one.

@@aymaan8552, you really just ruined the joke

Usually you have to get them 10th generation domesticated. 🙂

I do that too

666 likes... let’s keep it that way

@@ComicSans-ew2ou someone ruined it

NOOOOOOOOOO

@@ComicSans-ew2ou Perfectly balanced

Rubik's*

I can do that too

@@BrokenRealityYT incorrect

Alejandro Gonzalez lol google it

I’m a cuber

@asscheeks mcbuttface Sorry, I should have said "and" instead of "but." I'm weird too. I didn't mean it derogatorily. Weird is good.

asscheeks mcbuttface I’m weird too but even if your’e not you have to acknowledge a man walking with a raccoon on his shoulders is not conventionally normal.

ghostx girl that is very true👏👏❤️

ghostx girl facts💗💗

"I must say you're an odd fellow but you steam a good raccoon"

That doesn't even make sense wth

@@aquabitxh9770 it dosen't need to make sense

@@zilongyunzhao855 i know

Lie again (cute)

Omg I‘m a racoon.

Tamed not domesticated. Domestication is when you breed for generations to make more docile or to have some trait useful for ppl.

Sandra Ellens a domesticated pet or animal literally means a tamed animal ....

@@cocoadances1329 They are probably right. Domesticated IIRC means bred to live with humans for generations. Like, a fox can be kind of tamed but it's still not a pet animal. Some Soviet scientists started an experiment that is still going on to artificially breed domestic foxes and those are different than their "natural" counterparts and are more friendly to humans despite being raised in the same conditions

Igor Titov both of them are right. And I wasn’t talking about the rest of the fox shi I literally just came to point out the fact that domesticated is literally a fancier way of saying tamed. Same definition.... good day/night

@@cocoadances1329 but it's not just a fancier way their different domestication that's years of selective breeding for specific traits and taming well you can raise any wild animal to be tame no selective breeding over generations its whatever though I didnt mean to rile anyone up

@unknown hahahahahah AM DED 😂😂😂😂

He solves it Takes over the world

Pfp gang

It is raccoon...

Thomas C : holds *rubix* cube Me : *IM DYING, HELP ME.*

that's actually true they are nocturnals!

@@layu83 they can adapt and become dirunals

@@ugandanlord1104 *Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.*

Let him go! thet're not dogs! Wild animals dont want to be leashed caged up performing tricks! Glad he escaped back to freedom. Run tito run!

@@ErinIsReal I hope you're joking if not then i feel sorry for your parents

He washed his hands he’s obviously smart

That's what took me most by surprise and the fact they have hand dexterity to open a cabinet open a bottle and possibly OD if he decided too. It's wild, they're very capable.

John Wray umm 😳

@@starprincessjolie would never happen but just a example of what they can do.

What wrong with you? The racoon should have been taken to a rescue and release professionals. They have years of experience on how to raise and release back into their own natural environment. 👎

El Joelo limousine cats*

@@MsPreciousdobbins Fluffy noodles

Cat snakes*

@@navisakura7374 *asparagus cat*

SAME

😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂oh my lord haha

What's a muffin top?

@@themango9644 It's when someone's stomach sticks out over their pants like a muffin. 😂

@Sparta Batallion hail satan 😊

@Sparta Batallion thanks for getting the joke.

@@imurvenus2605 lol

Sparta Batallion but the after life doesn’t exist. lol imagine being brainwashed into believing in fairytales

@@Foeski yes finally jesus know there's no such thing as god

*cat

@@starling1226 nah, cats dont typically have long snouts

Ha,ha,ha...

@@TheRealGraceon Nor do raccoons. Pigs and anteaters have anouts. Dogs, horses, bears, raccoons, et al, have muzzles. You're welcome.

*wheezes in raccoon*

Lmfao 😂

so Avengers Infinite End where thor revives everyone but thanos and cuts off thanos head?

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: #7_ i don’t speak sign language

@@user-kv1bd7mc5m what

Guardians of the Galaxy

@@yourlocaldummy99 the same PFP ;;-;; I see it everywhere

T R A S H P A N D A

NATE HIGGERS your name looks a bit scrambled huh?🤔

Trash Bandicoot

Java Junky I think he was washing the stuff from that bag. Raccoons love washing things and are called wash bears in many languages.

SmARt BOi

2 bad things about raccoons is that they do not have saliva glands, and hence the need for water to dampen food, and...they have thumbs. (and can get into just about anything)

Cindy G Yep, they’re pretty much toddlers with claws and teeth.

@@N_0968 thats what they are called here in sweden

Yea I was thinking the same thing. You can’t all of a sudden domesticate a wild animal. Raccoons are natural foragers, but if they don’t have to search for food, they will for the most part behave. But like all wild animals they are unpredictable and will attack if they’re in the mood to. Also caging a hyper animal isn’t going to help. Probably give him anxiety since they are used to having a lot more room in the wild. But whatever floats your boat

😂 Ty

Mmm, I'll say he is!

You shot your shot good job 😂

Yeah, my 98 year old grandma has wet panties too

Wtf

linoone, i choose you!

omg yass😂😍

*RACCOON USES CUTENESS* IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

Lmfao

@Alando Tagg omg🤣🙈

Pokeman 97 me 😂😂

Lol yeah

😂

there is a video of him on this channel trying to solve a rubik’s cube

I did

I would immediately ask for marriage documents if that was the case

If I was a girl that would be instant marriage right there

bro i'd marry him

Me :”Can I join you and Tito as a family?” 🥺

I would be in love! Haha

Tito train to wash his hand

Seems legit

lol

Thankyou for that

Stolen

Rubik’s cube*

Weasel: am i a joke to you?

I Ampt I I clicked on here thinking of him lmao

@@opclark7293 same

The owner is fitz

It is raccooneggs, it’s his second channel

I Ampt I raccooneggs*

In awe at the size of this lad

He ride bacc, He eat snacc, But most importantly he a very thicc racc.

@@pedernilsson5726 how long did it take you the think of this amazing story that I heard with my fish ears

The W PLEASE SENPAI PUNISH ME

@@haunted1478 It was a vision from god He also a very thicc racc 45sec

Tuscani J he’s walking his human

You don't have to call us stupid. Simply unaware so as to not start throwing insults for no valid reason at all

@@SundaeSaurus sorry if you are offended

I bet it smells nice in that room...

don't drop the croissant *wake up and smell the Ferret shit*

**USSR anthem starts playing**

USSR ANTHEM STARTS PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE, CRESCENDOING AS A RED HAZE ENGUlFS THE LAND.

Isabelle Ordonez Ik 😂 I have 1