The existence of this unfathomable beast of demonic nature brings my emotions to flabbergasted reactions and I am indeed perplexed by this stupor beast’s mischievous actions
The way he gives an exaggerated sigh , as if he’s inconvenienced by the mere *existence* of the Capybara, before saying “The beast is demonic in nature, very icky” like he’s narrating an anti-documentary is killing me slowly
I like how he managed to determine that the creature was demonic in nature simply by assessing it at first glance, rather than having to witness it perform some demotic action.
"A dubious little *CCREATURE* getting up to mischief this is *NO GOOD* *AUGHH* the beast is demonic in nature. Very *iickyy* no good." -Prince Charming IRL 2022
Love the top-notch vocabulary to describe the creature itself, but then when he's describing his own feelings on the scenario all he can say is "no good" and "icky"
That one Uber driver rating you 4 star because you decided to stay quiet throughout the whole journey, after all you were dehumanizing them by being quiet:
I did NOT consent to you filming me enjoying my popsicle, then SLANDERING ME. I will be suing you. You must take me seriously due to the fact that I do not have hands, so I will not be able to write again. See you in court.