A Giant Extinct Caiman - Purussaurus 

@@desmondmoonbear4143 lmao

Some caimans reach 1.1 tons.

Aye a big boye

Good one, but Caimans are *on average* larger than both the extant alligator species, the American and the Chinese.

You know there’s a difference of alligator and a crocodile

Toilet Orphan fact

Pussusaurus

Mine is *what if Steve Irwin wrestled a huge fried chicken while getting a purussaurus with his legs while crunching a piece of celery* *GET ON MY LEVEL XD*

Its 1:56 as I watch this

Purringsaurus

Exactly, thank you.

Yes 💯

Along with most extinct species, the last one probably fell asleep and didn’t wake up. It’s not a bad way to end a legacy.

@@toomanycooks7836 Yeah probably right. Unless it was social. Wonder how long the last one lived alone for?

The others animals be like:He is gone!Lets have partyyyyyyyyyyyy!And all of them start twerking and dabbing to Rolex

Mat Broomfield Well many large modern-day crocodilians can comfortably live up to 70 years in the wild, so I’d say that animals like purrasaurus and deinosuchus could probably live around the same. It’s also hard to tell, because age varies greatly in large animals. Many whales can live excess of 80 years old, yet fossil records tell us that other large animals, like tyrannosaurus, didn’t make it passed 30 years of age.

@@shriyanv4407 ROFL! Awesome, I'd totally be down for that party - these purussaurus's look terrifying! I can't dab though - can I do Fortnight dances instead?

YESSSSSS lol

T-rex are not reptile but I get your joke

@@mrdeafter ...yes. They are. Avian dinosaur or not. They were still reptiles.

@@slothstradamus89 true I forgot bird are reptile even though they are warm blood.

@@slothstradamus89 Just a question of the definition.

Also Steve Irwin : Diamond Boner

He will ressurect if ever this animal was to show up

martijn van weele not after the rays

Will ya take a look at this Beauty oh cranky I reckon I could lay flat in it’s mouth danger danger danger. ❤️

That cloaca would of needed a fisting.

1 Newton

@@BHuang92 The man had a massive ego. He might have very well, sarcastically made say 1 bite = 2.000 Newton, just because he knew that the richness and luxury of a bigger number often feels more impactful to lesser minds - which of course in Newtons case would have been more or less the rest of the world. Also historical sources claim that, however lacking in social skills, Newton packed one Helluva love bite and if that was a 1 compared to the 69.000 Newton of a Purussaurus then either they must all be lying or this thing could chew through a convoy of Sherman Tanks. A widely accepted standard reference in the world of bites is the Pug Bite which comes out at a whopping 150 Newton. I am confident Newton, choleric as he was, could do better than that when formally in a state of arousal ...

Nice

@@whynottalklikeapirat what did I just read

@@martingarciaarvidson6684 I am not familiar with your reading habits so I cannot answer that question to any degree of certainty ... the morning newspaper perhaps?

🤣

Evolution: The size of the universe its self.

@wood1155 it's just a joke, no need to point it out. It's common sense. 😒

@@sarcasticdemon7669 exactly👍

@@vids595 Dude that's not what I meant, I know evolution don't think or speak. And that was barley was a joke to begin with. He/she still had no need to Point it out. 😒

Shit, I was gonna make that joke

Need this one explained

@@adamjohnsonstudio7910 Well, you see, "69,000 Newtons" is a unit of measure containing the number "69,000", which itself starts with the digits "6" and "9", or "69". The numerical configuration of the number "69" vaguely resembles the act of fellatio taken up by two parties simultaneously. Thus, it has been deemed "the sex number" in popular internet culture. Being a man of significant social grace, I find this number funny because sex is often deemed an unreasonable topic for public discussion in western society. Being an adult, I no longer find shouting "penis" funny, but this more complex form of the same underlying themes makes the pass for my matured sense of humor. Therefore, I find any reference to the aforementioned number, "69", mildly humorous, as indicated when I constructed my written account of my internal reaction, being that "heh nice" is not excessive amounts of laughter but rather a small chuckle, if that. I hope that my explanation has broadened your understanding of the deep and powerful social systems that run like vast rivers through our modern society.

woah a guy wrote a novel for me

Here I was thinking heh nice must be some kind of meme

Purrusaurus: Shut up and get in my belly!

Purussaurus... And I'm exactly from it was found

Spinosaurus has entered the chat

@@deribourke1536 sarcosuchus and deinosuchus: We hate vore u can only kill us

@TheGreaterGood80 sarcosuchus and deinosuchus are crocodiles

Especially for me. I an aussie boi

Also steve irWin

Steve Irwin was a caricature and widely viewed by Australians as a cringeworthy embarrassment. He embodied the American idea of Australians as see in ‘Crocodile Dundee.’

There's always one

@@SenorTucano what a complete load of horse shit

Acho que é "Has had"

@@BrunoSantos-jp1lv ah, valeuu. Vou arrumar. Eu não sou o melhor no inglês hehe. Quando resolvo escrever sem conferir eu costumo errar algo hehe.

Nem é preciso recuar tanto no passado, vocês ainda hoje têm uma fauna incrível (caimões, jaguares, anacondas, harpias, etc). Um dia adoraria visitar a vossa floresta Amazônica.

@@filipesantos5361 Certamente temos. Inclusive, tive a honra de ver vários dos nossos animais nativos tanto em vida livre quanto em centros de reabilitação. São exuberantes. O Lobo Guará, as araras, mutuns, os pumas, tucanos; papagaios; piraputangas; são todos exuberantes. Estar frente a frente com esses animais é uma experiência surreal. A riqueza da fauna e culturas indígenas são enormes. Mas tudo isso está em xeque atualmente. É, então, dever nosso -- dos criadores de mídia -- estar mostrando às pessoas o que temos e nossa responsailidade para com a preservação.

@@filipesantos5361 Você é de onde?

This guy didn't have the Paul Soreno hype machine behind it like Sarcosuchus has. Deinosuchus is more popular that Purusaurus, but not by that much. A lot people who didn't read dinosaur books as kids probably wouldn't know what Deinosuchus is if it wasn't for The Lost World: Jurassic Park arcade game.

Is T rex a unit of measurement? I mean everytime I see someone going about "larger than t rex, stronger than t rex, sexier than t rex" like what the heck

@@dudeondope9458 There is nothing sexier than T. Rex

@@dudeondope9458 The T. rex is the benchmark because everybody knows of its size and strength.

@@melvinshine9841 I'd say Prehistoric park has a lot to do with deinosuchus popularity as well.

I once thought that Titanoboa and Purussaurus coexisted, but I don't think they do.

Yeah same. I just knew it had a large rounded snout and it was big but that it

me either. Never knew they had a prehistoric version of them till now. Thats awesome

I mean there is a thing called Google my dude

Deinosuchus: BRING IT OOOOONNNNN

Kaprosuchus: Yeah nah, *gallops away*

Except Sarcosuchus was larger and was eating fucking dinosaurs. This Caiman was only fighting over sized Capibaras

@@skepticmonkey6923 Except Sarcosuchus was more primitive, preyed more on fish, had thinner and weaker jaws and as a result couldn't death-roll.

Sarchosuchus would have been smaller than purrasaurus's larger estimates

If crocs could hold guns they would be on top once again

Shame on those humans who turned George into a purse and someone who wears that purse

chief brody Robertson Huh?

This needs to be a thing

Ok who have you internet access?

They had croc week when Steve Irwin was alive, guys. He hosted it. It's not coming back.

And some angel has a megalodon in a fish tank

@@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 in a fish bowl

oshawottmax dude you know giant pseudoreptiles still exist and are apex predators right?

I'm lonely Please help i meant it in the context of the non Avian dinosaurs

oshawottmax fish bowls make me sad inside for the fish

@@Nutshellin-zn6pz yeah, like imagine you are working in a supermarket and you see a rude customer, just chop his\her head of in a clean bite

@@Nutshellin-zn6pz * sips cup of tea * *noice*

This joke is so lame, jez. It's about as lame as the crappy Yeah Yeah meme

@@SirKolass chill dude, is just a meme

Megalodon: "Hold My beer"

logan cintron there's a therizinosaur in JW1 if you look closely at a certain scene

Dilophosaurus Nublarensis: "Excuse me?'

Indoraptor Unstoppable Oh wait expect her. She’s among my personal favorites in the series

@@ksoundkaiju9256 I remember seeing that. I think it was a hybrid, considering it had what I assume to be a tail club and a sail coming out of its back, assuming those aren't feathers

Duck moment

pretty sure he already did Edit: My bad, I was thinking of TREY the Explainer

Elias Belmore Mistakes happen.

Lebron's favourite Dino

Oh, that's the nope-nom-fish. Yep... Glad that one's extinct. :D

@@alexojideagu what? favorite dino??

*CrIkEy she is a beaut*

I hope he is checking the sex of these extinct beasts in heaven

Reptiles are just featherless chickens.

@@maosama3695 not even close but A for effort

@@tommygarrosh2941 You're right, they are actually hairless

​@@tommygarrosh2941 arent they both archosaurids

well sometimes names stuck and it is a pain in butt to change it.

A lot of names in paleontology are wrong and mislabeling the animals. It's somewhat a running gag by the community. That why nowadays people usually give new discovered extinct Animals a Nick name or as a placeholder til they have better understanding and identify it fully.

basilosaurus was a freaking WHALE 😭😭😭

The other 2 giant crocs probably help in that misconception 😂

Nope!

@MinutemanSam I'm Australian so my default crocodylomorph size is somewhat skewed. 😄

Little? *Black Caiman has joined the chat*

Unlike alligators and most crocodiles, black caimen actually DO eat people.

@@keithfaulkner6319 wut

skankhunt42 This was after the Mesozoic you want monster Hunter IRL go to the Mesozoic

Deviljho is bipedal Purussaurus.

So you guys play monster Hunter too

skankhunt42 I’d be surprised if the majority of people you meet who are interested in dinos didn’t play mh

Yeesssss!

Black Caiman: 20ft.

@@no.7711 black caiman aren’t 20ft what?

@@AA-tz2bm yes they are

I eat you

@@r3zaful I eat pussy

Deinosuchus : I EAT COLLOSQL TITAN EREN YEAGER FINAL TITAN WHALE AND OTHER

Thanks so much!

My favorite crocodilian is Stomatosuchus.

Hahaha i wish theyd make a reference

Dayum Son They should make an Archer series with Dinosaurs the newest theme of the recent season is Outer Space/Sci-Fi

Do you want caimans? Because this is how you get caimans. Also; a bite force of 69 thousand pounds? Uhh. Phrasing?

LAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wish

Itd be the most inefficient Croc ever lol

Sarcosuchus you called me

Except for the Black Caiman: We eat Anacondas and Jaguars.

I mean *what about a purussaurus sized hippo*

@@ermeyastulu386 Shut the fuck up kid

@KAHANU ERMEYAS-TULU Elaborate.

@KAHANU ERMEYAS-TULU I wasnt defending Barney i was just getting a bit annoyed of this dudes attitude, spamming unnessecary angry comments and point out the most obvious shit possible.

@KAHANU ERMEYAS-TULU Oh and he called someone fat and proceed to throw racial slurs at the other reply thread.

@KAHANU ERMEYAS-TULU "Shut up nigga." "NO IT DOES NOT you fat woman." That doesnt sound like responds to something like Barney in my opinion.

Me too :(

Ye like boverisuchus the fastest and simosuchus the cutest

It was the Australia before Australia lol

I bet puru was bigger than sarco

@@salamandastron90 austrailias wildlife is overrated

South America is still terrifying, because of all the crime and violence lol

Because it is South American :( We see a lot of SJWs talking shit about fake movements like "Save Amazon" well, what did they do to help it? Why don't they show the treasures of it, like the biggest Crocodilian : Purussaurus, The biggest Turtle : Stupendemys, the biggest Snake : Titanoboa, the biggest dinosaur for fuck sake : The Argentinosaurus, but no it has to be murican...Stop being so fucking hypocritical you leftists. Please, I'm not referring to you, I don't know if you are one of them.

​@@viniciusmagnoni6492at the moment deinosuchus is the largest crocodilian known.

I see, stealing names from penguins

KINGU CRIMSUN

or just giant caiman

*heckin chonker

Jaguars do not try to hunt 4m black caimans they avoid confrontations with alligators larger than 3m

Mountain ranges forming

@@ultraamazingtop10s90 - I prefer my answer :-))...

What cha mean?

You’re 100% right, I have one in my fish bowl

Easy being the first, now try being the last lol

Caiman, Alligator and Crocodile.