A Glorious Guide on How to Play AD Malphite 

"not of worry caesar, i of getting colleseum for you" omg, im crying x,D

Yo, so for future people watching this, the audio fucked up around 8:30. Just imagine me talking in a russian accent about escaping from a lantern man.

Around 8:30 I swear I thought my headset broke because the audio was one ear. I was so freaking terrified

6:16 "would a tanky guy get a triple?" Remembers renekton, nasus, darius, tryndamere.

5*35=325 wow next level math right there.

I is of entertained

"Let's have a moment of silence for Ezreal; he just could not smell what the Rock was cooking that night" gets me every time

I dont know why this doesent have more views i found this hillarious

I once saw a shaco who actually said "Wow thanks that you killed me noob :D. Now I can go buy items"

I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T BURP

8:10 that moment when you hear that your left headphone is broken........ :V

I died at "Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall," lol the "Ronald Reagan"

WTF YOU SAID YOU CANT BURP!!!

I went from Bronze V to Challenger with you're guides. Thanks.

This is fucking funny Amen

"the damage on that champ is ridiculous" -Draven

I just hit level 6 and these videos have helped me understand heroes abilities thnx man

rip ad malphite. you will always be remebered

Wow man, you are a great commentator! When I watched this video I thgouth for sure you were on of those league youtubers with millions of subs. It's crazy that you only have 5k! For sure going to sub! Keep up the good work!

2:49 THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER

0:19 There's an AP Malphite build in there.

the burp at the end happened just as an ad for your "i can't burp" video came up lol

11:15 nice one Lee 😂

For the love of melee people!!!! Build Tiamat..... Aeo+Aeo= Smash

omggg old tristana, i miss those days man, she was sooo good back then with amazing range and her e as well

Why am i only finding this guy now funniest video iv seen in a long time

your monotone as fuck way of saying things makes it hilarious, keep doing this stuff.

when i got to 8:30 and the audio fucked up i almost had a heart attack cuz i thought that my expensive headPhone's got fuckt

Rip AD malphite. He will be missed.

" It's okay cuz we avenge him and his memory will always be in rememberence and we will never remember him" holy fuck i died to that xDDDD

R.I.P AD Malphite With the new "W" AD is only troll now, don't do it.

You're honestly one of the most original and funny people still posting league content, keep it up man.

That 'say that in latin' bit was great, should have been in your 'best moments' thing.

Bub, your glorious guides helped me improve my experience, not only as a league player but as an overall human being.You could say my soul is cleansed from all the evil this world has to offer, and for that I thank you, my dear pal....I still fucking suck at the game, though.

2:48 this guy literally predicted fnaf 3

Man, I love your videos! xD I've watched probably all of your champion guide videos, multiple times! More of those, please!!

"And we will never remember him" Made me laugh so much XD

12:40 but..but you said you cant burb

That flash "escape" was actually fucking genius!

For half the video i thought one side of my earphones were broken thanks dark

3*35 = 325 ? seem legit...........

For a 3 year old video (as of now, aka, 2019), still just as hilarious as your vids now. You just needed to work on speaking a little more enthusiastically, which you definitely did improve on. I'm proud

Man, this video is so funny oh my god. I love you humor.

Nobody's commenting on 5:20??? Was that supposed to be "knicker"? Cuz if it was not only are knickers underwear not shoes, but also, that was some REALLY poor inflection.

Man u are great dont stop now plz more fun than the other champion spotlight videos

i like ur strategy!!! i love ad malphite too and people wud give me shit for it too. a lot of people r so narrow minded that they dont try anything new at all. some wud also tell me that ap malh is better than ad and i always tell them that ad or ap malp depends on ur opponent.

"I spy with my little eye, a soon to be dead purple guy." "Fuck you, Malzahar." Whahahah haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Oh, OH, OH sweet Jesus! That escape was arty mate, ART!

lmao the best part of this video is reading the chat "please good sir, i is only wanting of eating pinocolada

subbed for the bodily gases, cause thy burps are off adorabodilityness

WAIT, at the very end, that last thing he types in before the victory: " I am from miami gg friends" Darkk Mane lives in Miami Confirmed?

I agree and you are my favorite youtuber

I only have 1 question. Why was that ranked game at 3:16 going on for over 3 hours?

Oh my god. I had a fucking nose surgery and me not being able to hold my laugh made all of my stitched wounds open up. I'm dying.

I think about this build a lot lately, i think its time to bring it back

That flash juke Mmph. Sublime.

I personally would like to learn more physics/bio/chemis lesson from you lolol~damn fun

M8 , you've just earned a new subscriber :D

This deserves more views! You made me laugh so many times!

I have discovered my perfect malphite build

The way you talk in chat makes me think of Braum.

Bro i watch ur videos every weak again i love them so much. No homo ^^

Man that last match team. I so rare ti find that this time. They so innocent

The wisest man ever

that 4man knock up at 9:45 and yasuo ult after was so op.....

12:41 hold up, what about him being uncapable of burping

Why dont you have more subs I love these guides

my right ear enjoyed this video a lot

holy cow that trist was toxic - nice flash juke btw

"we are of needing the fiveth dragon" IM DYIGN HAHAHAHA

When you watch so many darkk mane videos YT starts recommending videos from 2015.

Report Tristana toxin prayer group holding me back, I deserve challenjour

Wow you're a legend xD, why did I never saw your stuff before:p

please mke more of these! these are so funny

been playing ad mal for a long time my build is rush hydra then go bork a bt is a good 3rd iteam but if you want to you can go for ghostblade and then and lastwisper and always end with a ie(fit boots in there somewhere)but this is what i have the most fun with

Wow I'm stunned. "Law of syllgoism" is an actual term. I really thought he was making up words again.

I really like all these guides:D Now to ranked~!

The juke was amazing lmao

That joke about LB made me ROLF :D :D

You have inspired me, thank you.

Love those tricky flashes. Gonna totaly try this out :'p

Love these, need more recognition.

Holy fuck i just rewatched this video and now i feel so nostalgic......................

Man, this shit never gets old! hahahahah

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

THANK YOU!! I just carried with that build in the jungle :D

3:06 Exactly what Riot showed with the LoL 2016 season video.

I miss old AD malphite

AHAHAHH. This was pretty good! Please do more! :)

'Could have been a fluck' ~Darkkmane

you are great dude ! very funny :D keep it up +1 sub

I cried when he started typing at the end and the animation of the nexus cancelled it ;(

Well, 8 months ago Darius hadn't changed yet. However I watched this video in this very month and guess what? I beat the shit out of him. I didn't know how to counter him, and now I know that with AD Malphite I can. Thanks a lot. I got 6/2/5, btw;

Huh. Your russian accent is pretty damn good actualy.

I had a guy who went volibear support, and when the game was over, I got put into another match with him.

i just died, at that flash nice one lol

You can buy a nice pair of what now?

R. I. P old malphite

You are hilarious, need to get more subs.

hearing "jingle jangle" made me fire up Fallout NV again.