A Hat in Time [Death Wish] - Cruisin' for a Bruisin', Full Clear 

How much is she getting paid for this session of overtime?

@@themythicalneko9786 0 hourglasses

@@themythicalneko9786 probably 1.00/10h, and io have to work for my boss (yes i am ensalved) and i do that 24/7, and i get vaguely paid, only getting paid 0.50 dollars per 5 days!

@@TheVerota09 that means like 5 liras in my country ;-; economy is so ridiculous (1 dollar is like 9-10 liras)

so 68 hours off oof

I think it's more than that.

69,420%

Stress level on the windmill death wish 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

the 1 percent is when you're able to autoclick to skip the talking

So you’re telling me that I have to do this level again!? NOOOO!

I peaced out on this one because I don't cope well with anxiety. so. this mission was literally making me despair.

@@BlitzkriegOmega how’d you get the peace and tranquility to trigger?

@@brutalguts4637 just fail over and over then you get peace and tranquility

It took me yesterday 4 or 5 attempts for the 70 tasks, using the time stop hat, it took me 2 and a half hours, I thought I was really gonna get hardstuck, on my successful attempt as fast as I noticed I had 4 left I ran to the casino and to watering plants at the green room as they are the fastest tasks

Who gives a care? Not that dump of a father, that's for sure

Gamer Bro *grandfather

@Thereisntachannel I'm pretty sure that it's still a crime But it's a different planet, so I think it don't matter much

i thought the game took place on earth

You really thought that...? Disregarding the entirety of hat kid, why do you think that it took place on earth? I mean, talking owls and penguins, umm.... Whatever is with the mafia, a little girl with a (may or may not be legitimate) mustache, and... Literally, the entirety of the Subcon Forest. (Talking noose included) This is the complete OPPOSITE of Earth. ...Doesn't stop them from having laws like the ones on earth though. ...Except the mafia. The mafia have no laws.

Sean Moore I think it does take place on earth though. Cooking Cat says something about earth stuff (either technology or food I think).

Yeye, cooking cat talks about giving hat kid "earthling food" in the kitchen

The original: ...And you're being over-jobbed.

1. is that madeline color? 2. can someone make a mod with pizza time theme that replaces this music? 3. is steve from minecraft be in smash?

1. Yes 2. Already on workshop 3. Not before Hat Kid is in

@@CrabBar Sadly, neither have been included. Here's hoping we get both!

@@CrabBar 1. 2. 3. That aged like milk.

@@Davidpoland2005 BROOO

Gg!

Physically: No Emotionally: *VERY*

Your hands shake so hard at 39 that they faze into another realm

Same

I had to use assist mode just to beat the normal level the only time in the standard game I had to use assist mode (I also used them for death wishes which explains how I beat ultra snatcher on my first try)

The key to this is dont panic. Might be easier said than done but in the original level you get arrows guiding you even without assist mode. Dont look at the stress meter either or you will get more panic. Just try your darndest until the game stops you

To be honest my trap typo worked :3

I said "Bruisin' for my Cruisin'" because brainz.

I mean, it is actually lesser evil than completely patternised tasks which you just learn out, but it can screw you over and over again ehehe

there is literally a mod for that.

He's a walrus.

Can't do Death Wish in Co-op sadly. And the regular level raises the required amount to 27 instead of 18.

I mean there is Coop Anywhere mod which would allow you to do this DW in coop

@@TimmyTam oh. I don't have the game sadly

I can't beat the original so a death wish? Just shoot me...

@@ObisStuff I managed to beat this one, but man was it a pain in the ass...I could never even THINK of doing it on Death Wish.

@@ChaosBlitzBeta the timer for the death wish version is way slower

And its also the reason why I dislike the Captain of the ship ( I forgot his name ). If you don't complete all of the tasks he gives a pretty rude remark. Sure he has to run a ship but MAN HE IS A JERK. Does he know how big his ship is?

@@queenkoko8686 He’s basically getting you to do free labor, cleaning up and working around this giant maze of a cruise ship for little more than a lost and found prize and dude can’t even wait a couple minutes between tasks :\

Deathwish is to die for, but yeah I'd leave now

Only after you finish jumpless birbs >:)

@@CrabBar Ok. media.discordapp.net/attachments/472811849214066708/502255052803538944/magik.gif?width=371&height=301

First bonus is pretty smelly and relies on RNG quite a bit

How does she stack all that stuff on a conductor grandchild without crushing the poor child

heleniarka owo Cause they can

How can she beat up a ghost with an umbrella

she’s mastered the art of tetris

the babies do 50 percent of the work

Yeah, it is so similar there is a mod for pizza time theme in this level already

Even I forgot, so thank you for reminder! -not like I did celebrate any other dates so-

Nope, seen them too. Neat detail

Listen... Before you attempt it, just know it's not mandatory for 100% completion. You aren't being forced to do it. Plus, you can make it easier if you die one too many times. Gears for Breakfast understands this is making us frustrated, and they made sure you know it's just for people who want a challenge. As someone else who's suffering through death wish and especially Arctic Cruise, I understand your pain

All the wobbling!

I mean, I got to see the code file behind that once, it was *very big* wall of text

Btw, have you noticed that Vannesa's level didn't get deathwish version? Pretty weird, isn't it?

Probably because the charm of manor would have been lost when reused.

Its always the small details that are the hardest to program