A Hat In Time: Murder On The Owl Express - All Endings! 

Here's some time stamps for when each ending happens if you want to skip ahead to see the ones you didn't get! The Crows - 0:55 The Owls - 2:45 Conductor - 3:52 Hat Kid - 4:55 Auntie - 6:20 The Victim - 7:25

"I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop" lmao

i almost died of laughter when i first saw "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!" this game is a fucking masterpiece, glad i went in blind

the hat Girl ending his hilarious when you imagine everything that the owl dude's saying is true behind that cute smile

A MYERRRRDERRRR

"And the smell- *SNIIIIIIIFF* -it woke your inner demons!!"

Conductor: *IT WOKE YER INNER DEMONS!* Hat Girl: =)

"Actually, I'm fine." "Oh."

You'd think he would have gotten alot angrier when he found out DJ grooves helped.

*Conductor:* You murdered that owl in cold blood! *Owl:* She just stuck this fake rubber knife on me and told me to play dead. *Hat Kid:* **smiles** *Owl:* Although I don't know from where she got this blood... *Hat Kid:* **demonic smile**

I know now that every choice is "correct", but my first two blind attempts at this mission made it really seem like I figured out a larger conspiracy on my second run which I did for achievements. On my first run I guessed the victim, and I chuckled at the goofy reasoning for the victim faking his death. On my second I guessed the crows (because screw em' for making fun of my SCHNOZ), and then it became my headcannon that in guessing the victim the first time, that allowed the victim to cover for the crows by hiding the fact that he was in cahoots with them all along. Dead Bird Studio is just the best.

First time I played I chose Hat Kid solely because I thought it'd be funny if Hat Kid was like "Okay, I gathered all this evidence and have concluded that I'm the murderer" also the "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!" basically compelled me to pick it

0:46 "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!" Wait, *W H A T ? !*

Murder on the Orient Express: everybody did it Murder on the Owl Express: anybody did it

5:53 Does that look like the face of mercy? I just love how she sits there with the same look for the whole time

The fact that DJ Grooves helped The Conductor come up with a plotline by setting up a "murder" on his train because he was having trouble with making a movie is really cute

Hat Girl Ending was the best XD

MIERRRDERRR. WHOS THE MIERRRRDERRERRRR? I CANT BE THE MIERRRRDERRERRRR, I'M THE CONDUCTERRRRRR! Plz, stop rolling your r's so much sir...

So... The conductor says DJ peck Neck won't make a movie as good, even if it's revealed Ms. IS Peck Neck, who "murdered" the express owl to HELP with the conductor's movie. Kinda rude, don't ya think?

As an Ace Attorney fan, I found a few contradictions. I know it's all a plot for a movie and they're most likely playing along with Hat Kid's choice, but still it might be fun to look at this murder critically. Let me know if I missed anything... 1) The victim couldn't have stabbed himself in the back with a knife (rubber or not). AUNTIE also relies on this working unless he, rather DJ Grooves, stepped into the moving train. 2) If CAW wanted to solve a murder to get paid, wouldn't they, you know, solve the murder? Just point a finger/wing and call it a day. Instead, they give up. 3) Hat Kid has an alibi, since she was in front of the train getting a hat and talking to the crows. 4) According to the owls' ending, the victim was chewing gum with his mouth open, but... can they even chew? They just have beaks and no teeth, right? 5) By these points I found, logically the Conductor must have did the 'murder'. He may have "given" the victim the knife, but he may as well be sticking it in his back in the process.

I CAN’T BE THE MYRRRRDERERRRRRR! I’M THE CONDUCTORRRRRRRRR! whut. Seriously, what? It wasn’t me! *Stop.* Cut it out..

Hat Kid: It was me all along! Conductor: But how? Hat Kid: See my hand? Anyone I point this finger at instantly dies. Conductor: oh ok i think ill just be leaving now

THE VICTIM DID IT? Wait, does that make it a suicide?

6:00 this is the face of pure evil

Mierrrderrr On The Owl Express*

i love hat kid's the most XD and she's just smiling so innocently. she's like" i murdered him so the voice would stop " i'm dying by laughter because of her XDDD

0:47 "I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop!" Something is genuinely wrong with this person.

the way the conductor says "murder" reminds me of the "An Emergency" line from Dracula dead and loving it

"i had to do it or the voices wouldnt stop" you uh tryna tell us something hat kid

I really like the Conductor's voice :)

5:58 In COOOOLLLD... *B L O O D* (I died at that.)

the increasing zoom on Hat Kid's face during her confession absolutely slays me.

It took me a few seconds, but the conductor's voice reminds me of Scrooge mcDuck.

I can't be the Murrrrderrreerr, I'm the conductorrrrr

4:58 top 10 anime plot twists.

Bun did it. It was Bun!

Gets blamed for horrible sounding and cruel crimes. Has big smile on face entire time

God I love the voice acting

the hat kid ending went form about a 4 to a perfect 10 instantly

Conductor: YOU ATE HIS LIMBS 1 BY 1 LIKE AN ANIMAL LURSTING FOR BLOOOD YOU MYEERRRRDERRRD HIM IN COOOLD BLOOD hat kid: *intensive finger gun dancing*

I love the gag of how Film Noir it is. The music, the black and white sepia tinted movie, they even crop the screen to be wider like a movie.

I'm surprised the conductor doesn't care that DJ Groves is helping him.

I love how Hat kid just smiles as her reveal comes along lmao it's absolutely gold

I love how there's just a Pon watching the whole scene of this.

A group of crows is called a "murder", just saying...

xander mobus (conductor voice actor) needs to be given a medal

I did the victim the first time I played but the Hat Kid one is genuinely hilarious.

Hey the Crow's did do it because they are a murderer of Crow's get it.

lol it just keeps zooming on hat kid's smile.

I love the sax part.

I love it just zooms in on Hat Kid's face.

I love the editing! props to you! ignore that I'm like 2 years behind.

*"A MYURRDDERR? ON MY OWL EXPRESS?"*

Hallo alle die von Zombey kommen 😂😂

The only thing worse than a murddddddddder on my owl express is... FRAUD, FRAAAAAAAUD!!!

No wonder DJ Grooves’ movies have no plots, he’s too busy helping the Conductor write his movies. That’s actually really sweet

I love how the conductor says "Wuzzah what?"

Conductor:You did it?! Why yes,it all makes sense! *Music* You spoted him,an lonely victim in your masterfull scheme. Hat kid:*smile :)* Conductor:AND THEN YOU MURRDERED HIM! HIS BODY,LAYED LIKE A MANNEQUIN WHIT BLOOD.SPILLING.EVERYWHERE!! AND THEN,YOU TORE OFF HIS LIMBS AND ATE THEM,ONE BY ONE! YOU KILLED HIM IN COLD BLOOD. That is how it happen,isent it? Hat Kid:*smiles =)* Owl Express (murdered one):She...actually did nothing.She just told me to impale myself in this Rubber Knife and play dead. Hat kid:Will you give me the time piece alredy? Conductor:SHUT UP PECK NECK Anyway you got too far this time!Yer' going to the dog house. Hat kid:Giv me the time piece or ill commit cat crime in your face whit this bat! Conductor and Ms.AUNTIE (actually DJ Grooves):Woah... Conductor:here,just...take it. Hat Kid:yeey *gets it*

7:34 the way he says that though XD

When I played it first time I picked the victim

when you choose yourself, the conducter gos too far

A murder... on a train... and they all did it... HMMMMMMMMMM

Turns out, everyone did it.......Even the victim did it and you.

I like the Hat Kid & Victim endings (I personally went with the Victim ending myself) because they're the only two to not use the "sore from playing dead for so long" line.

So everyone did it?

just the way hat kid looked when it was her ending xD

I want that sax riff as a ringtone.

my favorite area of the game

Seriously Robin, dont chew with your mouth open.

Everyone chose Hat Kid on their first time. No way to deny it.

"You can't blame a dead owl" lmao ever heard of suicide?

This is one of the greatest games of all time. The best choice? Hat Kid, obviously

What's funny is that on my first playthrough, I named my auntie Schmuck, not knowing that was what they would call who you accused 🤣

I think the Conductor is the default choice.

0:48 not blaming hat girl.

Hat Kid just opened the way to so many annpying creepypastas

I chose the conductor because he's hilarious and I love. But I'm like Did I pick wrong? I can see that I did NOT

1:05 C.A.W agents crying in confess

That *Pling* after every speech makes the game be less dramatic.

My right speaker had fun.

I chose the victim cause I saw on his eyes that he is alive and I didn't know that the others also could be murders lol

Soo any option...i would agree on the caw agents thing and the pretend corpse it is resonable

The conductor makes me want to side with DJ grooves so he isn’t the villain.

I loved the COHNDUCTORRRRR ending :D

ZOMBEY !

Y'know, I should have gone with the murder of crows.

the conductor is the best character in my opinion

I WANT THIS GAME ON SWITCH

Well conductor movies are way harder cuz you get pursued by time. DJ Groves movies are just free roam

I wonder if anyone has named the Auntie "Djannis" just to be funny. Twist aside, the cardboard faces both ways just like the Greek Djannis.

this is the best game

So which one gives the best ratings?

or the voices wouldn't stop!

the express owls were voiced by prozd

The Aunti one was the least logical conclution. DJ Grooves would never help the Conductor with a movie. (Not without expecting to claim credit, at least.) ... The crows were acting suspistious. They may be guilty of somthing else, but I don't think they did the murder. ... The owls didn't have a good enoguh motive to make me think it was them. ... Hat Kid may have had a motive, (hard to tell) but no means or opoertunity. ... Personally, I think the Conductor is the most likely. Motive: making an interrsting movie. Means: the knife prop. Opertunity: he owns the train.

Wait, she ate the owl?.... but the feathers....

Anyone knows how to get the mximun amount of points in this mission?

A A A A MURRRDERR, ON MY OWL EXPRESS!!!!!!!

I found out that a flock of crows is called a murder

6:31 Mettaton?! oh.... no.. it was DJ Grahooooves