Because we all know, kanaya and rose are extremely straight. Here’s the original comic, I will take this down if the creator asks me to at.tumblr.com/polyglotplatypu...
This reminds me of how when I was dating my ex-wife in uni one of her friends convinced me that a phrase that meant "I want to kiss a horse" meant "I want you to kiss me" because I knew zero fucking chinese. And both of them were like "yes, that's funny. we will let [her]" think that. like language exchanges do be like that