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A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful

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Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and-green-striped sweater and brown fedora? In these dreams, does said man make pun-based jokes and threaten to kill you? Has your bed recently tried to eat you? If so, you may have unintentionally roused the ire of a certain "Mr. Frederick Krueger." While a horrific death may be in your future, we offer the following option: propose a mutually-agreed-upon sexual romp with Freddy in exchange for your soul. While an orifice or two may be extremely sore the next morning, it may just save your life.
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About the Podcast:
F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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@tannnjerene 2 года назад

Trixie was trying to sound like a little girl but she really just did a 10/10 Carl Wheezer impression

@chippy147258369 2 года назад

This is exactly what I was thinking!!!

@slothfulseal4908 2 года назад

My cat looked at my headphones like 'what the actual fuck is that' the second Trixie started with that voice 😂

@juliacastro8505 2 года назад

it was terrifying lmao

@Corbomite_Meatballs 2 года назад

That little girl is the last thing you see before the axe/drill bit/band saw cut into you...

@mackenziepatterson7699 2 года назад

I’m CACKLING 😭

@magicalmissmothieakamothmo2521 2 года назад

Trixie’s little girl voice is a great alternative to waterboarding.

@yazoshaughnessy7429 2 года назад

A great way to get me to listen to an ad, in utter horror

@mattechrome 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@leek6068 Год назад

totally. sometimes i listen to these going to bed and i have to ensure that there r no lil gal ads

@MrsSmithsMeatPies 2 года назад

"I don't ever want to appear ungrateful." "I don't either...unless you want to." My friends and I 🤣

@ikindofhateyou7704 2 года назад

at this point, we are just literally eavesdropping on their conversation.

@alexisreve1 2 года назад

I honestly love that about their podcast 😂

@RNCHFND 2 года назад

I love that they're sudden just saying how much they're spending on stuff

@jkleins2869 Год назад

is that not what all podcasts are technically?

@lostblueboy Год назад

@@jkleins2869 some of them are so boring, and so obviously put on. Like...u can tell its not authentic, and even the ones that areee good, is still sounds like a podcast with like titles and segments and just the vibe. These two are literally just talking about whatever and whenever and absolutely no filter, with some things redacted that they cant talk about...like unannounced shit and stuff.

@mafthew 2 года назад

IN DRAG? they are constantly raising the bar, and doing it flawlessly.

@jenishchaudhari9655 2 года назад

I mean the podcast name is bad and beutiful ! What comes after bald ?

@pluzUltraquill 2 года назад

And in australia

@justkidding2001 2 года назад

@@jenishchaudhari9655 not the bad and the beautiful 😭🥴

@jenishchaudhari9655 2 года назад

@@justkidding2001 oh typo but let's be honest out of drag =bad

@hissing3904 2 года назад

@@jenishchaudhari9655 let's be honest, this is a *podcast* and most listeners don't even get to see if they're in drag or not. The only massive complaints this channel gets is when they repost old episodes and call it revisiting.

@freyjabrigid 2 года назад

The fact that Katya keeps the mic ½” from her face while she cackles has made my entire day.

@RNCHFND 2 года назад

Mindful of the audience

@villainouslips 2 года назад

Katya seems to be in such a happy and healthy place lately, she is radiating joy and gratitude. I am so damn proud of her 💕

@heidilacy9812 2 года назад

Me too.

@RNCHFND 2 года назад

I too would be a BEAM OF LIGHT after getting a divine 350 dollar sex-massage from an unknown dreamy australian at a 5-star hotel

@codak96 2 года назад

Idk why but Katya describing her drug fuled psychotic break as “cuckoorella” is so funny to me 😭😭😭

@fauxsorcier 2 года назад

I read this comment right as she said it, the stars aligned, I'm a better person now

@hsintien625 Год назад

Welcome to the stage ……….

@Imberis 2 года назад

Love Trixie having an absolute existential crisis when Katya asks, "Who are you?" and she replies "I'm me" while staring out into the distance.

@route66ally 2 года назад

I'm obsessed with Trixie laughing at 37:53 fully looking like she's frozen in time

@twelvezeros 2 года назад

I'M CHOKING

@MemoryKLane 2 года назад

the way you can see just her head 😭😭

@melanie6014 2 года назад

I love seeing them genuinely have a blast putting out content together. Takes me back to the earlier seasons of UNHhhh.

@ashmull8917 2 года назад

I CANT BREATHE.

@JacobInNormalLand 2 года назад

and how her head fits perfectly in the bottom left corner when it zooms in

@jmochoa92 2 года назад

Katya's wheeze/laugh should have its own podcast lmaooo

@Becky_LVT 2 года назад

I could listen to it all day.

@ridrara87 2 года назад

it brings me so much joy

@theuniverseisme432 2 года назад

It’d be better if she didn’t force it after every semi funny joke

@gabriella2186 2 года назад

im crying 😂😂

@waitwhat2573 2 года назад

i like when katya says "hArrible", just a little something about me

@ajayllsworld232 2 года назад

especially the glow up episode of i like to watch 😭

@nicolejaurequi8369 2 года назад

That Boston realness !

@SacredArcana Год назад

same. she’s an absolute peach ✨

@mak2488 2 года назад

This is THE funniest episode ever. 💀💀💀The energy is unmatched. 37:37 might have topped “the whole hallway smells like cum.”

@thomaspicone46 2 года назад

Something about the Aussie water and I'm not trying to be nationalist right now. But facts are facts, Mama. The girls are en fuego today!

@sawyer254 2 года назад

i think it’s because they’re in drag. when you look fabulous, you feel fabulous. they are talking as trixie and katya rather than brian and brian.

@aestheticperson6984 2 года назад

This would be in second place with that. The whole hallway one would always be number 1 for me imo

@felipeleal6177 2 года назад

I am HOWLINNNNNNNNG 😂😂😂😂

@kara2125 Год назад

"i cut my dick off" i nearly peed myself

@andrewquinones5321 2 года назад

Trixie: "I don't know why everyone thinks I'm rich" Trixie: "I have 4 homes!" LOL love it!! ❤️

@meghan6734 2 года назад

It's like she has the mentality that if she doesn't have milllllllllions in her checking account, she's not rich. You've invested, Queen. Four homes means you are rich 😹😹 youre so rich your money isn't even money anymore

@moyaxoxo5923 2 года назад

Her realizing in that moment she owned 4 homes. Is a I don’t know how rich I am mood.

@chrisschlomo 2 года назад

Relatable content 😂😂

@AttnDefDis_ 2 года назад

Two of which, she paid cash for! Riiiiiiiich.

@julianpang9999 2 года назад

@@FDP4843 nice

@andreacollins3204 2 года назад

The instagrams of Katya doing videos just sitting in front of scenery without moving have saved me this week ❤️😂😂

@helloDonnaBella 2 года назад

It's true performance art.

@andreacollins3204 2 года назад

@@helloDonnaBella should be in the Louvre 😂😂😂

@bsummers1386 2 года назад

This ep feels like a slumber party 😭❤️

@Herberth889 2 года назад

Yes, thank you. That's exactly what it felt like. I felt cozy listening to this 😂

@melanie6014 2 года назад

They were in a ✨️mood✨️ this episode. I was cry laughing.

@SophhpoS30 2 года назад

I would listen to Trixie and Katya criticism on hotels, ac units, masseuses, …a rock, all day. And I need Katya’s mic 🎤

@thumpercomet3856 2 года назад

Just have a look at the Unhhh playlist. I think those have all been topics by now.

@couldbecooked6662 2 года назад

I think they both have the same mic!

@baebyblade2545 2 года назад

It could be the Rode video mic ME-L? I just googled

@Svenesteban Год назад

@@baebyblade2545 do you know what app they’re using to record their voices?

@melellellie 2 года назад

Love these pods while they’re on tour. It’s so fun to hear about stories on the road! Apparently if you want Katya to finish her stories it has to be about something that will make Trixie speechless (only to interrupt for a few jokes of course lol)

@rhin0st 2 года назад

Tracy’s pink crocs are a great symbol for the energy of this episode

@SuperDerp5 2 года назад

Lol the fantasy is complete Mary !

@prettyfarfromOK 2 года назад

Glam but also comfy

@mynameiskrysta 2 года назад

This might be the funniest podcast episode so far

@thomasinajefferson9971 2 года назад

💯💯💯 I’m wheezing with Katya’s raspy witch ass 🤣

@pseudopulk3478 2 года назад

The "That's you!!!" "No, it's not!?" moment stays unmatched tho

@TheLux008 2 года назад

They laughed as much as we did this episode and it really warms my heart

@wehaveadarkside 2 года назад

katya laughed more than she talked lmao

@TimothyCHenderson 2 года назад

@@pseudopulk3478 the Niagra Falls of vomit was also a classic. I think it's their most viewed.

@milan1743 2 года назад

Trixie is now able to understand what Katya is saying through her laugh

@kirstywright5228 2 года назад

Well she's a dialect coach of course she can lol.

@pnuthead13 2 года назад

For Trixie so loved the joke, she got us together with her Madame Tussaud’s realness. ~ Katya 37:58

@Nemiah 2 года назад

This comment right here….I can’t!😂🤣 Genius!

@RoyCoof 2 года назад

Hearing Katya wheeze properly with the mic close to her is such a joy. Love these biological women so much!

@jwulf 2 года назад

I have a question, how could anyone CHOOSE to listen to this podcast and not WATCH it?

@turnintino 2 года назад

I'm told the audio-only versions are longer/less edited, which does give me some fomo, but I just can't give up actually getting to see their expressions and everything lol. They're always so animated, I'd feel like I was missing too much without video.

@mrschiquitita6664 2 года назад

@@turnintino I'm pretty sure most of them are the same length, at least I didn't notice any differences. As to the original question, well yeah It's great to see their faces of course, but It's equally nice to be accompanied by their chatter on a walk.

@Corbomite_Meatballs 2 года назад

Someone who has to drive somewhere, or is jogging or whatnot?

@doeeyes2 2 года назад

People who are busy 🤷‍♀️ I listen to podcasts on my commute to work everyday. I download in advance just so i can listen on the subway. But when I have do have the time, i do love to catch up on a video episode.

@makeupdiaries6438 2 года назад

i did both.

@ObviouslyBenHughes 2 года назад

There’s no way Chime is like “oh yes this is exactly what we want from an ad read.”

@Dream312Girl 2 года назад

The HIGH PITCHED, “HIIIII, IM A LITTLE GIRL..” is a thing of nightmares!

@elodbalint3477 2 года назад

Half of this podcast is Katya wheezing into the microphone and I'm 100% here for it.

@TheDickiRiki 2 года назад

37:45 the way that we hear nothing but the couch is SENDING me

@RealElongatedMuskrat 2 года назад

I saw this comment just as I started the pod and I was so excited for this timestamp. I was NOT disappointed when I reached it. Holy shit.

@b33jal 9 часов назад

@@RealElongatedMuskratHAHAHAHAHAHA

@melanie6014 2 года назад

I love that the pod has just turned into a sounding board for their complaints lmao. I love listening to it though.

@TeHNyboR 2 года назад

Can’t tell if the kettle’s ready or if it’s Katya laughing at this point 😂

@worktvk 2 года назад

a grindr hookup and I were just discussing how GOOD an actress Katya is

@lawson4657 2 года назад

this is exactly what katya would want

@fernfernisfernie 2 года назад

God I love them. Katya looks so cozy in her robe :')

@teralmiles 2 года назад

23:36 - 23:40 that wheeze though… I can now sleep peacefully after hearing that.

@shiftingrealities4213 2 года назад

I met them in Perth, last week Monday, they are so beautiful 😍 🤩✨ I fell in love even harder than I already was 🥰 had a VIP meet n greet ticket. Their show was brilliant as were they, Kelly Mantle & their dancers 🔥

@stratosphere94 2 года назад

I'm so sad I missed the show! 😭

@richcampbell6808 2 года назад

So you're broke now?

@katejohns3284 2 года назад

I was at the Perth show too- they pretty much lit our tampon strings on fire and blew our boxes off! Agreed- the whole cast was amazing

@jojob5170 2 года назад

I was at the same show as well! It was so good my face was hurting from laughter the rest of the night. I took my daughter on her first night out in heels, was the best mum/daughter date possible- she’ll treasure the memory for the rest of her life 🥹

@thumpercomet3856 2 года назад

Trixie: I can't believe RuPaul went on Jimmy Kimmel and called me rich Also Trixie: Which of my four homes are you talking about?

@MooMooFutch 2 года назад

I live for Trixie being such a great dialect coach that she now has the confidence to start critiquing Katya’s accents.

@RNCHFND 2 года назад

Miss Duolingo Herself

@lokiiago_x0x 2 года назад

Katya's wig is INCREDIBLE. I'd swear that thing grew from her scalp.

@bustedkeaton 2 года назад

This episode was really funny, i was dying at katya talking abt the masseuse putting her in a body bag

@ferisera 2 года назад

This was actually an amazing episode lifting up small business owners and independent artists, and a lot of frank finance talk.

@thomasinajefferson9971 2 года назад

Best episode in so long … I gotta go fix my face, y’all got me CRYING 😂

@jayroc62 2 года назад

Watching the audio levels peak on Katya’s phone when she laughs is sending me

@Juno-gi6fj 2 года назад

That mic is the weirdest thing in the world, it must've taken a miracle for Katya to set it up! ❤

@jaywhitehead6761 2 года назад

Omg this is the funniest one ice seen in ages you both make me cry with laughter love it -Katya’s laugh is so funny and Trixie laughing at the goonin face on the couch bloody brilliant

@mmmnahfam 2 года назад

Aside from the fact that this is one of the funniest episodes - those mics are really damn good! Someone needs to drop that brand name 👀

@NatTayHill 2 года назад

God, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I feel like I’ve had a workout. Thank you.

@autumnnicole7746 2 года назад

I was crying laughing on the trendmill listening to this episode. Straight hysterics. Katya's wheeze had me cracking up!

@moyaxoxo5923 2 года назад

Trixie realizing in that moment she owned 4 homes. Is a I don’t know how rich I am mood.

@sjrq 2 года назад

this was one of the best episode EVER! COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣

@JeremiahStevenson 2 года назад

When they're talking about "Even Better Help" and Katya just murmurs "baga chipz" super randomly. 38:57

@DionYorkie 2 года назад

Im gonna need to know EVERYTHING about katyas mic and what app she’s using 🎤🫶

@zaxele 2 года назад

mic looks like Shure MV88, idk about the app 😗

@dreamgirl-vr3bx Год назад

lpp op klm9klpo 😊

@elliebuebendorf3782 2 года назад

trixie's ad reading as a "little girl" gets me every time. please don't stop

@gracemcgowan8281 2 года назад

this ep is giving sleepover vibes i love this set-up! one camera makes me feel like i'm there lol

@pietrofattorello 2 года назад

23:40 "have a physician come in and administer t blockers" took me the fuck OUT why are we not talking about that joke

@meg6533 2 года назад

The wheeze that was heard around the world. I love katya

@sweetmother2406 Год назад

I got confused when Kathya started talking about the experience with the masseuse and I thought she was still talking about his sex dream with Freddy Krueger 😂

@SympathyFck 2 года назад

I love Kelly, I hope you can guest her in the pod again

@jare3959 2 года назад

When Trixie was laying down laughing at the "I cut my dick off" comment, she looked like she was sleeping or dead with a grin. With her bird laugh. Equally hilarious and terrifying.

@later_babes 2 года назад

actually, if a tipped employee were to kill me, i would tip at least 100% for doing me the favor

@AlanaEsoterica 2 года назад

BTW - I love and appreciate the fact that you guys keep it 100% about money and illness. Thank you for normalizing your normal life topics.

@turtlevlogs1062 2 года назад

Pearl is building tiny homes and Miss Fame is raising chickens, it's 2022.

@carlypeters898 2 года назад

why'd this have better audio than anything else

@nathan9740 2 года назад

18:16 "Did you pay for that condo in cash" "Which condo?" RICH!

@GayzIntoHorror 6 месяцев назад

Trixie not knowing the difference between a hotel and motel being a motel ownere will never not be funny

@kaleidodope2744 2 года назад

This sound quality on ur little phones is 3x BETTER than half of the episodes recently

@theTariray 2 года назад

Saw you in Sydney last Friday and you were so good - holy shit, my beautiful cousin who has aspergers and loves you two was basically crying with laughter. Kelly was an absolute knockout. Congrats

@ashleydalton4857 2 года назад

I have the same diagnosis! We try not to call it aspergers (and just call it autism) bc hanz asperger was a n4z! and it’s a needless specification from autism

@theTariray 2 года назад

@@ashleydalton4857 thanks so much for that - and i'll let my cousin know too because he and his family likely wont know this. He was diagnosed in our country, where maybe the practice hasn't advanced as much as in the US

@KatyVLOGS12 2 года назад

23:34 when Katya couldn’t stop wheezing I died

@LokiSilverFlame 2 года назад

Thank you for talking about sex work in a positive way! Love you both!

@NikkoTanGoogle 2 года назад

I came as soon as I heard.

@tylerscrivner7784 2 года назад

Immediately starting with "Hi." "Should we tal--ah- the I mean, it just, listen, it's--ugh" was the perfect opener

@FoodIsOverrated 2 года назад

The little girl voice is so funny It always gets me

@daphnesawyer8555 2 года назад

I honestly love this style of podcasting those phone mics r 2 cute & i was dying of laughter

@chriscameron9519 2 года назад

The little girl voice that Tracy uses for the Chime ad is iconic - who would play her?

@nafis9465 2 года назад

just when I think Trixie has grown in terms of letting Katya speak, I am proven wrong 😂

@TollTroll69 9 месяцев назад

Trixie: I AM NOT RICH! Also Trixie: which condo? The one I live in or the one in Milwaukee? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 WERK

@chrisschlomo 2 года назад

Not me listening to a whole commercial for Trixie’s “little girl” voice! 😂😂

@jamesscalise4990 2 года назад

I love that Katya seems to think you haggle at Costco or JC Penney

@zoeaguirre404 2 года назад

On tour??? In drag??? LOVE

@spencerburrows624 2 года назад

Girls, you did it again. Raising the bar, for all of us.

@NeidaTeresa 2 года назад

I so rarely get mad at Trixie when she interrupts Katya but I was LIVID when she cut her off at the end! I wanted to hear that Lisa Vanderpump story 😂

@cattbutt7758 2 года назад

No one gives a shit about two privileged millionaires. Katya can interrupt for as long as she wants

@IrishGoesPop 2 года назад

Trixie doing her little girl voice always hits you like a truck 😭 I’m really over here losing it

@Bravelle 2 года назад

I love them. My daughter-in-law surprised me with tickets to see them in September and I’m so excited

@Rmf1185 2 года назад

Love listening to my favorite pod and having to sit through a commercial for the company that just laid me off, lol

@twelvezeros 2 года назад

Ouch

@robyn00xx 2 года назад

Not me being curious as to which one 👀👀👀👀

@derekchaput5879 2 года назад

Katya’s smokers wheeze is my white noise.

@PhillipE1210 7 месяцев назад

“I asked if we could just hug” 😂

@bunnyfrosting1744 2 года назад

Of course my headphones weren’t connected and the ad at the beginning played loudly through my phone speakers ❤️

@paulwallace6213 2 года назад

katya thinking she is less famous than whitney while having 1.1 MILLION more followers than her on instagram is hilarious to me

@davidwh2653 2 года назад

i love this podcast so much and hope it never ends

@darchocla 2 года назад

The audio quality is still better than sibling rivalry help

@mariasato2884 2 года назад

absolutely lost my composure at “broke my legs”

@bilbofaggin5 2 года назад

Trixie unless you marry David or make a will, all of your estate (except the accounts with beneficiaries) devolves to your heir who would be your mom as you have no direct heirs and no will. If you want it to go to your brother etc you gotta make that will sis

@samaraisnt 2 года назад

She described making a will in depth a few pods ago. Brother is an attorney I think(?) so he takes care of all of Trixie's money. She's good. :)

@bilbofaggin5 2 года назад

@@samaraisnt did u listen to the pod mary? She literally said she doesn't have a will

@melellellie 2 года назад

@@samaraisnt she said her brother is her benefactor (assuming for the retirement accounts mentioned in this episode) but she just now said she doesn’t actually have an official will. With how much Trixie and Katya talk about money and death they should really get those set up!

@Corbomite_Meatballs 2 года назад

@@melellellie I don't know why the hell even the people who run their various businesses/shows/etc. aren't pushing them to do that...they both have too much fiscally at stake to not have wills, and too many close family & friends to not make sure things go to them. (I know I harped on this in the comments a couple of pods ago, but the literal agony not having a will/going through probate causes when a family member dies is reason enough to get a damn will.)

@bilbofaggin5 2 года назад

@@Corbomite_Meatballs look im not telling the dolls how to be the dolls. Am just here to spread knowledge of inheritance laws which are useless and outdated but a necessary evil

@homonymph Год назад

23:49 "soften up some of those dog faces a little bit" is deep, vicious & truly underrated

@psychedelicanxiety8011 2 года назад

Omg a pod from where I saw the show how exciting❤️❤️

@katejohns3284 2 года назад

Was amazing wasn't it!

@lllihhir6628 2 года назад

The way this video started was already wild LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

@lllihhir6628 2 года назад

I’m literally at 0:33 & this is sending meeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@natalieclaire6047 2 года назад

This was the funniest episode ever!! My favorite so far that masseuse story is something else💀💀

@pierroch1021 2 года назад

This has to be one of my favourite episode of the pod lmao

@MyCrunchyPodcast 2 года назад

While Monet hides her riches, Trixie is out here letting everyone know 😂

@pseudopulk3478 2 года назад

The way Katya casually mentions the most legendary skit of any drag queen ever like it was nothing (Mimi Imfurst at the Michelle Visage Roast on the cruise ship, go watch it now if u haven't already)