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-Yoji
[Verse]
In the tavern's hazy light
I squinted at the sight
A beard so grand and fine
Thought it was a gal of mine
The ale had numbed my brain
I danced without refrain
Battled smallfolk with a hoe
The dawn brought jest and woe
[Verse 2]
We sang till roosters crowed
In laughter our hearts flowed
A sturdy dwarf so fair
With braids and flowers in hair
I offered up my pint
She grinned
And down it went
Little did I know then
'twas a him and not a hen
[Chorus]
Oh
The night of brawls and jest
I was feeling quite impressed
But my eyes deceived my soul
In the dwarven heart of coal
Blame it on the heavenly mead
And combat with a garden weed
Now I laugh at my mistake
With every ale I take
[Bridge]
A hoe swung high
They squealed
"Cap’n's gone wild
Revealed!"
Dwarven strength meets drunken grace
In a fast but funny chase
Smallfolk scattered left and right; I was a bardic knight
Until that dwarf I did embrace
Mistaken love’s brief grace
[Verse 3]
Morning's light-it brought a roar
"Lad
You owe us more!"
I stammered and I bowed
Face redder than the dawn allowed
She
Well he
Smirked and said
"Next round's on you
No dread
"
My friend
Mistaken woe
A tale for ages to bestow
[Chorus]
Oh
The night of brawls and jest
I was feeling quite impressed
But my eyes deceived my soul
In the dwarven heart of coal
Blame it on the heavenly mead
And combat with a garden weed
Now I laugh at my mistake
With every ale I take
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19 сен 2024