A Recipe For You (MBMBAM 522) 

The Elric brothers just forgot the Sprite.

Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities

The McCelroy Brothers perform Human Transmutation

7:58 my favorite travis moment of all time

Griffin's been getting a lot of use out of overdrive in audacity and I am here for it

Words cannot describe how violently I reacted when I first heard 4:06

Travis' ADHD is really jumping out here and I love it

lemons, eggs, a big angry red triangle and homosexuality

*CAN YOU HANDLE IT*

I think it'd be pretty fun if we made our own recipe I'll start An ass that won't quit, garden fresh cucumber, & a vehement hatred for Steve Harvey. Now you!

This question seemingly caused Gummy Roach to private and lock down their account. Yikes.

Move Mountains

I own a chocolate lab Can confirm: no

Ty Travis Edit: gummy roach too

🎵 and all the love i have is a recipe for you🎵

I'm more of a stew, you can use whatever ingredients you have on hand, but you absolutely have to get distracted and forget the pot on the stove burner for like 3 hours at least

1 part half remembered jokes 2 1/4 parts mold peeled off of old books 100/200 parts congealed bacon grease. Pour in hallowed pumpkin, stir with the rolled-up, stolen Document of Independence, bake at 400 degrees (Celsius) for 30 minutes.

My immediate answer was "sulfur"

iron enough to make a nail

I love to imagine the yahoo answers users being like "No fair! I didn't write that with THAT tone in mind!". Also, it's the episode title but "the open and honest heart of a child's eyes" is a wonderful phrase that had me in stitches

I mean you can buy all the parts to make a human on the black market but the real hard part is getting a soul in there.

Travis so negative smh