Esme: "Aw you know how much i love you talking about my mucus membranes" Olaf: "I'm not sure what I love more your membranes or your mucus" Me: I want what they have 😂
My favorite line is "What my wife meeans, is that we hope that you'll feel safe and secure. Jerome dont tell them silly things like that" Just how fast she responds makes me crack up everytime
*toothless from HTTYD books voice* i know a girl that’ll get on your n-n-nerves, get on your nerves, g-g-g-g-get on your nerves! I know a girl that’ll get on your nerves, and her name is C-c-c-c-carmalita!
I feel like it's because A) They cast Neil Patrick Harris (love the guy, but...he's a comedy actor, come on) and B) the series had to have SOME enjoyable (read: marketable) aspects to pick up more viewers. I love the books to pieces but I know dark and tragic stories for kids aren't everyone's bitter cup of tea.
“SCHUBUDUMBOBOTI BANG” -Count Olaf. “A grown man unfolding a piece of paper, how exciting!!” -Mr. Poe. “Dante never said that.” -Jaques Snicket. “Darling you cant walk.” Esmé Squalor. 8:52
5:36 as a person with a possible corn allergy (I'm allergic to the sprays on corn so I can eat most corn) I felt very called out lmao He's still right though I am not normal at all lol
“trapped. Caught like a trap in a rat.. I CAN’T SLEEP! These dark dank walls are closing in.. I call you spirits of the jail cell SAVE ME! SAVE ME! How long has it been.. the days turn to months..” *-Count Olaf* ”It’s been eight minutes. Would you like some tea?” *-Jacques Snicket*
*AWSOME LINES* “Is it their. Dust.” “Nobody said orphan shack-“ “Oh.l right because you don’t have-..” “I wish i was wearing your skin.” “How about after supper-“ “Far..away.” “Behold CORN.” “Plan number b.” “I think it’s some kind of mechanical device-“ “ALSO MADAM LULU recently have checkup.” “Hello I’m here to check out children.” “ 7:06 “ “What do you really want?l” “To burn children.” “Uhh im dead.” “Is this legal?”
