A She-Hulk Fangirl Complains Even More About She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 

Disney: *cries "Racist!" to everyone who questions them race swapping their characters, claiming we need more diversity* Also Disney: *turns in an established black character into a white guy* If this doesn't convince you that Disney doesn't give two craps about actual representation, I don't know what will. It's a shame too, because if they actually looked at the character, they would know Thunderball is also a genius-level physicist who was able to make a miniature gamma bomb, something even Bruce Banner couldn't do at the time. He could've been great representation, being a black man with both power and intelligence, but I guess the writers weren't interested in doing that.

To me, Titania (comic-books) was a great parallel to Jen: -originally small and overseen -traumatic experience (shot by mafia/bullied while on an alien patchwork world) -receives powers that turn them into giant amozonian one-girl demolition crew -Titania uses powers for selfish/evil agenda -Jen uses powers for good And then Disney came in... Jen unses powers for selfish agenda so, what's left for Titania? Being a moronic influencer that's gone from 9ft tall amazon covered in spikes to a cheap looking stripper (sooo progressive, Disney!)... You know about Mida's touch, right? This show has something similar... but instead of turning things into gold, it turns things into manure.

I'm not a comic reader really, so it's nice to hear the perspective of someone who has thoroughly read and understands the Backstories of these characters. Not sure if they'll change the show characters to portray the comic character personalities, but i certainly hope they do

On top.of all the trash talking of men, this is just plain Boring and not funny. Calling this a comedy is absurd. A disgrace to all the good stories that Marvel Comics created.

I think it’s so funny that they’ve made Jen such an unlikable character, that they have to make everyone around her *cartoonishly awful* so that she can seem decent by comparison. Narcissists do the same in their heads, I’m just saying

This what I hate most about these Disney+ shows, they waste so much time with their limited episode seasons. Episode 5 had no action scenes and Disney expects me to soil my pants in delight at seeing Daredevil's cowl in a hat box. Whee.

i really liked you bringing up Titania as she was a villain I was really looking forward to seeing. if the writers actually read the source material they could have combined that with what they did with her in the show Imagine a story where you have this girl who was bullied growing up for her small weak/ skinny body type maybe even suffering from body dysmorphia who's extremely self conscious who then one day finds a way to give herself power, strength, and a bigger taller build maybe she comes across a version of the super soldier serum or she's a scientist who experimented on herself either way after she gets the powers she gets a boost of confidence and uses her powers to gain fame , notoriety and becomes the famous influencer we see in the show but then she hulk showes up who's bigger, taller, sexier, and stronger than she is and instantly starts to become more famous than she is so all those feelings of self consciousness, and not feeling like she's enough comes flooding back to her and she feels she has to push herself and become better and stronger than she hulk starting Thier the rivalry with each other. this world give her a relatable back story, motivation and actually make her a character. which is pretty much the problem with all the characters in the show who weren't previously established Thier all flat and one dimensional.

Glad you also acknowledged they tokenized Thunderball. I’m also surprised there wasn’t an outrage on Twitter.

Remember when heroes were people who helped people voluntarily because they had the power and the will to make the world a better place? What the heck happened where not only heroes are now selfish jerks who only help when it's their own problem or if they're dragged into this, but this is always promoted to be better than what came before?

Sadly, Disney won't acknowledge the fact a woman has genuine criticism for their little project. Gotta blame all the hate on us rabid, misogynistic, toxic men bombing all the ratings. In all seriousness, you make good points without straight up hate-bashing. It's refreshing tbh

I recently bought a She-Hulk comic, because I was curious on what you said of how the comics are different from the show and oh god its true. The comics are full of carisma and funny moments, as well of likeable characters, specially Jen, which ironically is the opposite from the MCU show

I’m no lawyer but if titania caused destruction to legal property and attempted manslaughter, shouldn’t she have to have some kind of legal trouble especially before legally suing someone??

It's honestly embrassing how incompetent the writers are. To the point they don't know how to write courtroom scenes.

You know what could've saved this show? Have the first episode have her dying from the gunshot like she did in the comics and have Bruce give her some of his blood, then later Jennifer try to help Bruce to prove his innocence against General Ross since he saved her and General Ross still wants the hulk arrested despite doing a lot of good with the avengers. This would go into more of an actual super hero-lawyer show where she would defend both heroes and villains who are falsely arrested/sentenced as she would also fight against hired goons/supervillians sent by the government (Damage Control + Agent Clearly or General Ross which would lead him to become Red Hulk.) Not as much thought but it's a simple idea of how to give this dumpster fire some good ideas

The show I found to be really disappointing since I felt it wasn't making much progress over the course of things. I really wish they hired someone who knew of to make compelling court scenes since the writers should know Jen is a lawyer and capitalize on this. We could have gotten Ace Attorney style stuff in the MCU style like some with stench powers called the Shit King tried to assault a supervillain and is charge with vigilantism and being a public nuisance. (Yes, he's a real Marvel character. Look him up.) I do hope we get a better fourth wall break in the last episode, like Jen sticking a bad guy's head between the black bars on the top of the screen and then slamming the upper bar down on them.

I love your reviews and opinions. I wish more people would hear it , it seems like the internet and Hollywood tend to see people with your opinions as misogynistic man babies ( which clearly you’re not) . I wish people could see this show for what it really is and not what they want or think it is. I’ve always said that when people support a bad show , the creators, producers , directors, heads of studios are going to keep pumping out mediocre, bland and abysmal products and shows . They’re gonna keep pumping out these processed “fast food “ shows because people are addicted and they are impatient. A bad show being sold as a gold and having an audience blindly buying it , isn’t good for the consumer and the state of storytelling . Now if She-Hulk was a really great show , it had no man hating, it wasn’t a poor attempt at Sex and the city and had a compelling character and storytelling AND IT STILL GOT HATED ON , then the hate wouldn’t matter because good stories , good films , good shows stand the test of time and they surpass all the hate , it reaches the audience it’s meant to reach and it will get its “happily ever after “. Look at Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man for instance, he was not well received as Spider-Man, but once NWH came out more and more people gave his Spider-Man a second chance and some changed there mind , some remained the same but the point is that he surpassed the hate and so did the film and now people are praising him because in the end the film wasn’t as bad as people garnered it to be. She-Hulk on the other hand deservers the critiques it’s getting , maybe not the super misogynistic quotes you see here or there, but options like yours and others , they’re warranted because She-Hulk is just not that good. But if people keep lying it themselves or actually liking and eating this “fast food” of a show , then what lessons do the writer , director and people who worked on this show learn. The answer is Nothing. Because people are trying to seek this show as perfect. It’s not horrendously awful , buts it’s not wear near a silver medal, it’s bronze at best

Looking at the interviews for the shows writer, it doesn't really seem like she knew much about the comics to begin with; which I personally think is not a good thing because the comics give you (at the very least) a base synopsis of the character you're going to make a show about

"Did they read these comics?" No. Clearly they didn't. And often, these showrunners admit as much. They look up the wiki, gather some trivia, and then throw in easter eggs while ignoring all of the source material. Woke writers are eager to destroy your heroes.

Considering how they treated Bruce I'm willing to bet they're gonna treat Matt like shit. This version of Jennifer is obsessed with pretending she's a bigger victim than every man she comes across while being an even bigger asshole than she's convinced the men are. Matt is literally blind and an orphan who managed to become a lawyer despite all the odds against him but because Jen is a woman somehow all that adversity he's overcome won't matter to the writers.

It should just be renamed "Character Assassination" at this point, because every single character they introduce is completely ruined the moment they are on the show. I really liked Titania in Secret Wars, but this is NOT Titania. The main character is NOT She-Hulk either. The only reason you don't hear more outcry against Thunderball being white washed is because most people who complain about that kind of stuff have never heard of him before.

If I start calling myself "Coka Cola" as a nickname, the Coka Cola company isn't going to sue me to stop. These writers are exceptionally dumb human beings.

1. They race swapped the wrecking crew member because they didn't wanna make a black character "the bad guy" and 2. I found the Netflix Daredevil to be a waaaaay better example of what a superhero/courtroom drama show should be. I think they focused too much on a hardcore feminism angle rather than creating compelling character backstories, character development and making a good show that would appeal to all audiences. But that's just my opinion

No. Titania has a complex, because after she got her powers, (In Secret Wars) she fought Spider-Man. Being bigger and stronger, she thought she could easily beat him, but Peter humiliated her in every way possible (physically and verbally destroyed her), and that gave her a complex.

I hate how a trend with the mcu (and new marvel comics) is to make the girl characters forced into their name like I wish she came up with the name on her own like give these characters some damn agency 💀 (edit) I like this show by imaging it’s a fan fic because it’s very charming if it were a fan fic

You know something is wrong with your show when actual fans are even complaining or even hating on it

I have no problem with Jen being terrible at being a vigilante/superhero. That could even be part of her arc, but I doubt these writers are familiar with the concept of a character arc. But the rest of your critique is spot-on.

If Jen gets vigilante advice, it isn't gonna be from daredevil, the writers probably don't want a man giving advice to Jen, and if Matt does try to give advice, I'll bet they'll try to play it off like Matt is in the wrong for telling Jen what to do.

thank you for not mentioning the twerking scene. It's really sad how this is the MCU now

I’m not watching She-Hulk. The trailer didn’t impress me. After hearing your review I’m glad I didn’t.

Another thing that pisses me off is they turned abomination into nothing but a joke in 2008 the man was terrifying now he's nothing but a sizzled out flame

Please consider: they are mashing up her origin with later stories. So get gets her powers but doesn't want anything to do with them situations force her to change / stay in hulk form and then people keep telling her that Hulk Jen is better than human Jen. That is a long running issue in the comics. I think that is what they are wrapping this around. "Should I just be She-Hulk 24/7? Should I abandon my normal form?" The world seems to be push her towards yes but how does she deal with that? In the comics it makes normal Jen meeker and almost introverted. Most new runs of the comic are her trying to push back for that only for shenanigans to occur

Cree Summer has always been the ultimate She-Hulk to me. Funny, confident, brassy, strong but without any chip on her shoulder (she LOVED men - and it always showed in the comics). Its to the point where when I read the comics I would imagine Cree's voice and delivery (it's also why - and I mean this in the best possible way - I essentially conceived of her as a black woman - even if I knew her alter ego Jen was a white woman and Bruce Banner's cousin, she just struck me as what it would look like if Queen Latifah or Mo'Nique were ever superheroes). And also her fourth wall breaking here just comes off as awkward and those not familiar with it being in the comics will probably just mistake it as an inferior attempt at copying Deadpool, even though in the comics the opposite is very much true - She Hulk was breaking the fourth wall and making fun of the readers/artists/editors long before Deadpool ever did (here, without the suspension of disbelief of being a comic book character it just comes off as awkward/random, whereas at the time it was almost unprecedented and kinda genius tbh).

As insufferable as She Hulk is, I'm still hoping they don't cancel it. I'm instead hoping all the people involved get fired and replaced. Imagine if season 2 was a soft reboot of the series where Jen actually does learn a lesson in humility and grow as a person, or actually get competent courtroom scenes. And she can break the fourth wall the whole time, making jokes at the expense of the previous crew.

Dang, I didn't even realize how badly Disney screwed up Jennifer Walters as a character. And I already didn't like her character in the show to begin with, so that's saying something. It's really sad how Disney is writing its protagonists nowadays. Rather than have them be relatable, interesting people that the audience can identify with, they're instead written to be rude and selfish narcissists who either believe they're good at everything or are already good at everything. No room for growth, no room for development, no room for compelling drama or stakes, etc. It's all just so sad.

My thought process over the years on this: 20 years ago: 'Dude, now that they've made a Hulk movie, they should totally do She-Hulk!' 13 years ago: 'Man, these Marvel Universe movies sound interesting - and they''re making ANOTHER Hulk film... maybe they'll do She-Hulk! That'd be cool!' 8 years ago: 'Dang, but this whole MCU business is complicated - getting a little tired of it, really. Still, at least it opens up the possibility of giving movies to less well-known heroes - She-Hulk, for instance.' 5 years ago: 'I am looking forward to this whole business wrapping up. I hope at some point in the future, we can get beyond the MCU and just make normal movies again - ones they haven't done yet, like She-Hulk.' 3 years ago: 'Crap, they're going to do She-Hulk, but it's on Disney+? I don't have Disney+, and I'm not going to get it just for this! Eff you, Disney, you greedy mouse-pigs!' 1 year ago: 'She Hulk is going to be bad, isn't it.' A month or so back: 'Urrrgh - not lookin' good.' A few weeks ago: 'And half a lifetime of anticipation results in... this. Great.'

Titana's back story well (Titanas 2's) makes me want to give her a hug.

Look I'm not even a lawyer and I could of done a better job at the courthouse scenes etc. It's like they think they know everything but don't realize how the actual world works for those who ain't rich over being lazy lol

She's sad and a joke, because she's a self-insertion by the writer. It's just Jessica Gao using She Hulk for power fantasies and therapy. It's a chance for Gao to complain about her problems, and imagine if she had Hulk powers herself. But she's forced to make it a lawyer show with Marvel characters, so she just incorporates those things in the laziest ways possible.

As a guy watching other guys talk about how upsetting this show is its nice to hear from you and get a diffrent but similiar perspective. Sometimes its hard to tell when ppl are being too harsh but it seems like this show just messed up a really good character.. sad.

1:18 Exteremely unlikely they did or even read a wiki summary of the character.

The most frustrating thing about the trademark argument is the whole thing falls apart when you consider Hulk is already trademarked in the MCU. Trademarking she hulk was a total non starter because as the main character pointed out its just derivative of Hulk which I doubt Titania has the trademark to.

I don't think anyone thought this was going to be good, and the episodes are really proving everyone right.

More and more this show feels like a slog to get through.

the MCU is already dead, now they're following in the coattails of KK's Star Wars, it's best to abandon all hope for it improving

If I was making this show I would do it like the 70s Hulk show and get a body builder to play She-Hulk.

This is another example of a “series in name only”

I dont think these writers know what she hulk is. They probably just saw a few pics. Also they race swapped another red head.

Unreal. Showwriters these days are the worst. It really feels like there is something going on here with screen writers these days, like there is a class they are all taking that is teaching them all the same hot garbage as writing lessons and we see the same exact mistakes happening from a majority of new shows. It's pretty fascinating but also very depressing.

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I'm pretty sure the trademark thing only works if the trademark is being used for similar purposes. Ex. Dr. Pepper is trademarked but Coca-Cola can't sue a dentist named "Dr.Pepper" for marketing themselves. Unless Titainia starts calling herself the "She-Hulk" there isn't really a problem.

they want to make abomination a sympathetic villain but turn the REAL sympathetic villain into a tiktok idiot who attacks judges, juries, and cops in an active courtroom. luckily everyone just.... forgave her???

Well said, I had many of the same issues with this awful, brain-dead 'interpretation' of a great comic book. How could they mess it up so badly? Byrne is either laughing or crying about this, not sure which.

3:07 Race swapping isn’t inherently bad, but the only black character in the group? Seriously???

Is thunderball a robber / bad guy? That could potentially explain the whitewashing, fear of blowback from people if they cast a robber / villain as a black person? That's the only reason I can even fathom, but I'm not at all familiar with the character

Let's just keep it real. This is a show written by a bunch of feminist wine moms. And those folks simply are not creative. And they certainly don't care about any source material. Bottom line, they're not real fans. And they have their own weird agendas

This show seems to be screaming “we don’t care, please put us out of our misery”. They don’t bother looking at the source material. They don’t put enough money for the cg. They don’t get writers who know how to write court scenes. They rely on cameos from characters people don’t care much for, and make us go from ambivalent to annoyed with them. It really is like they are seeing how bad a show they can create before people will stop watching.

The show did the completely opposite with Jen. It's disappointing as hell.

Modern writing these days is more about pushing an agenda than actually telling a good story a good writer even one that would be seen as mediocre knows a way to balance both or make the message subtle enough to be picked up on without overly focusing on it but modern writers do none of that. Superhero media has been seen for decades as a childish power fantasy and that method of thinking is even more exemplified by these holier-than-thou man-children and women-children who believe their opinions and fantasies are more important than making something that can not only be remembered but revered for years, ironically making them dated and easily forgotten.

Wow, I knew She-Hulk was bad in translating the comics, but this is nothing short of a pure insult to those who loved any kind of smart writing, I mean your ideas sound WAY more clever and fun than the actual plots. Like I said MANY times before, the MCU ended with Endgame and the story concluded with No Way Home.

Crazy how we got the worst lawyer show ever just after the ending of possibly the best courtroom drama show of all time, Better Call Saul.

I feel like all the new writers don’t really care to search the comics or they throw out the material only to put what they think is funny. As it really shows the decline of the new phase.

Nobody read the comics.

Almost every study shows that In the last 25 years, women have become far less happy as a gender. The writers try to channel this, but in doing so, they effectively tell on themselves and admit most female misery is self inflicted. Gurrrrl power!

If titania is supposed to annoyance that messes with Jen, then it still doesn't really work for me here. I haven't read every interaction before her and Jen, but the recent she hulk comic kinda establishes (if it wasn't established already) that titania does attack jen randomly. I only was able to believe that because I already knew about their past fights.

I was a big comic book fan as a kid in middle school. One of my fondest memories of my grandfather (who basically raised me as a father) is going to a local comic book shop and actually asking for advice pertaining to school and relationships (I had a crush and didn't know what to do) on the drive to and fro. Anyway, I really appreciate your knowledgeable critique and agree in almost every way with your review. I'm beyond disappointed with Disney's current approach to everything. But what can we do? Hope all is well, cheers, Norm.

Young lady you a better understand understanding of character development and plot development than the profession writers on the show. Good Job.

Jessica Gao has shown she can be a Good Writer. But it's clear she and all the other writers knew nothing about the source Material and were too lazy to do the research.

In the comics, she was a hot-headed person who’s skill at lawyering compensates for her actions as a person. It created ways for her to grow and be interesting. Why is that the opposite of what this show does?

Uh, _Hello--?_ *_None_* of the MCU writers and directors have ever read the comics! Comics are just for kids, and they're sophisticated Hollywood types who don't take such things seriously.

As someone whose favorite Marvel Heroine is She Hulk, this Series has been Ridiculous to say the Least. This was the first of Comic Titania's Backstory I heard and all I gotta say is why wouldn't they go with that? What would make them think what they did with Live Action Titania is a Step Up from the Comic Version? I know there's still Room in the Season to Genuinely address Jen's Faults, but honestly I'm not holding my breath.

The MCU is going to reveal that The Writers/Producers of She-Hulk, Thor: Dumb and Dumber, etc, are really SKRULLS that are invading Earth and are attempting to destroy Marvel's legacy!

See, here's the problem... When it comes to She-Hulk? They DIDN'T look into the source material at all. It's very similar to the issue going on with 'The Woman King', though that one is on a far worse scale than what's going on here. See, with this, they didn't look into the source material to figure out anything about She-Hulk, or Titania, or any of other characters, and just wanted yet another boring Mary Sue that spouts anti-male buzzwords because apparently Marvel hates most of their audience(?). The only reason I say that The Woman King is on a worse level is because with that, all the writers saw were a black tribe led by a woman, and went "We can work with that!", without considering the fact that they had a major hand in slavery- including CHILD SLAVERY- related to the production of Palm Oil. So... Yeah. Fun. All in all, both of these examples show us that movie writers nowadays don't like to do their research on a source, no matter what it is, and simply like to use it to propel a narrative... Given that's how movies work nowadays, apparently?

Thing about it is, She Hulk as a character isn’t even shown doing anything really interesting as a lawyer which is really sad because you can make great stories with that, Wong was never this stupid in anything else although him and his little girlfriend was kinda funny 😂. Honestly the whole show seems like if you removed the Marvel aspect which is what we come for then it would likely be a better show, her whole thing about being scared to walk on the street pretty much goes back on itself considering she let the ones after her to go. Jen is just a normal person so it makes sense she’s not willing to just jump into action and save the world you know what I mean, but this just seems like a huge down step for marvel and it’s a shame this is actually part of the mcu.

I'm pretty sure (based on a perspective slightly above the layman) that Titania could not trademark She-Hulk. First, as a derivative of the Hulk, the trademark would probably default to whoever holds the Hulk trademark. Second, even if there were no Hulk to originate from, Jen is clearly the progenitor of the She-Hulk entity. Essentially, by merely existing under the identifiable moniker of "She-Hulk", she has trademarked her identity and image. See, while the legal system does have a lot of room for bullshit, it's often found in the minutiae of overlapping jurisdictions, old laws conflicting with new ones, or hastily written laws being overly broad. Simple stuff, like someone blatantly trying to steal your product or identity through legislative means, would not even make it out the door before being shot down by a judge.

FINALLY someone addressed Titania. Another issue with the show was that they gave the Abomination the ability to turn back to normal, which was something he never did in the comics and a major reason why he hated Bruce, because unlike him, Bruce was able to lead a somewhat normal life compared to him. Though the real reason no one liked Blonsky was because prior to his transformation, he abused his spouse, Nadia Dornova, who had fled to the US to escape him. Though when it comes to the MCU or Hulk adaptations in general, everything has to be watered down.

Disney should have hired writers who either worked in Legal Drama or know a lot about them and willing to put in the work of learning about She-Hulk.

Oh god is that really what they did to Titania and the Wrecking Crew? I haven’t had a chance ti watch anything past ep 1 yet but...Jesus

I feel like there’s nothing really happening in this show. Jen is just going on with her life but with Hulk strength. What’s even the plot? There were so many opportunities for a compelling villain to really set up some stakes like with abomination or something but all we get is who she gonna date or tweaking with Megan. I really hope Daredevil adds something sauce to this bland soup of a show cause she-hulk’s dead in the water without something to really make us care 🤷‍♂️

This show is the kind of garbage that keeps me entertained. I work for a lawyer and I don't think a ton of shows or movies catch the courtroom as they should. Which is fine. These things can drag on and on and on endlessly so fine. Have your liberties. But man it's like the show is running against something. Everything is rushed, nothing properly fleshed out and god the whole diminishing of things. Which I'm not saying don't happen but Jen should really be looking at a bigger picture

For me its just the lack of growth, nearly every woman in cinema or in a TV show has the entire "perfect woman kit" which involves just being capable in everything with a side of sass I miss female characters that struggled at the beginning but learned throughout the way like everyone else, we all know She-Hulk is just a confident alternative to her human self, but they threw it out just to fit this new day and age

The Wong stuff makes very little sense to me, since when does the Sorcerer Supreme of Earth care about the American legal system? Do the writers know so little about Law or the Wizards that they don't realize that even a basic student could be sent to take care of that guy much faster and safer than trying to sue AND would be outside of the American legal system? Probably not seeing as how little anything in this show makes any sense.

Oh dear God, I hope they don't put dare devil on episode 8 or episode... wait a second Norman sweet cream? Who on God's green Earth would name themselves Norman sweet cream?

2:41 exactly and what kind of dumb introduction were they thinking man it was horrible, she literally there just to be there she's not funny, not cool looking or hot also for real this show has the dumbest most slow looking fights EVER

I hate how the did the Wreaking Crew. This looks a CW show smh. And they have the nerve to gaslight fans for the 39% on RT.

This is worse then when they had the iron-fist director in season1 he didn't even read any of the comics. I'm like what the hell is wrong with these people get somebody who cares and knows the source.

Yeah! A disrespect to characters created decades and decades ago specifically Stanley creation and the Marvel Comics Pioneers

If it was law and order but replace the police scenes with vigilante justice and have better comedy would be great.

I Hate how MCU Stan’s eat this shit up…

Of course they’re not reading the comics. That would mean appeasing the fans that they don’t like

🙏 As for Daredevil, I have a bad feeling regarding the character and the new series filming next year

It's perfectly fine to whitewash villain characters as long as they aren't fan favorites. See Gelder with Masters of the Universe Classics action figures.

7:32 Everything wrong about this series condensed into few words.

Honestly the show is so terrible that I want to talk about it as much as the current public is talking about Rocket Robin.

Let’s face it. This show is ment for toddlers and girls up to the age of 14 years. It’s not ment for people who are actual adults or love action, law dramas or just common sense.

You completely nail it with this. I was looking forward to this show and it isn't what I hoped at all

They even make the characters from the MCU superficial.

I wonder if the title is a reference to birdman attorney at law. So much easier to watch birdman.

Why would they hire people that have little to no background on procedural dramas? Im sure they could have found talented individuals. I mean they got BCS and even former Daredevil writers on Echo, which the latter had much more compelling court scenes compared to She-Hulk. I do agree the main problem with show is the protagonist is not very compelling all around.

to be honest I drop this show it doesn't sit well with me I do remember reading the comics as a kid it was way better

Two *BIG* issues I can see, putting message as priority #1 with comedy/entertainment somewhere around 4-7, seemingly deliberately insulting 50% of people that would want to watch a comic based show, and yeah they really should walk across the hall to *DISNEY'S* lawyers for a consult on their courtroom scenes.