A teacher vandalized my ultra-rare Aston Martin 

I can't look at an Aston Martin grill without seeing an HDMI port

I just can't believe that someone can email about an Aston Martin using Comic Sans font....

“It’s very easy to make this right … it’s called $1,500.00.” Great quote!

This reminds me of what my dad was put through years ago. He was the contract painter. Painted a roof and trim of a warehouse. Next door was a "green" battery startup. They weren't a real company. Debts and a fishy "product". To be quick they had 3 exotic cars that were copart rebuilt titles. Claimed 100k in damages due to false claims of over spray. Didn't provide real value of the cars in court. Neighboring business had security cameras showing teenagers causing the damage. It was their fathers battery company. The " overspray " was truck bed liner.

Did he just say "Beat the TAR out of it"? 😄

Producer: How many dad jokes can you make? Doug: All of them.

who else thought that it was a teacher that vandalized some kid's car

Hey Ed. The Kove products are quite a scam, 65% off they say, There are many different companies utilizing the same Chinese frame and speakers, just a different name. And they go for less on Amazon for instance without any discounts. Im not saying its a bad product, but it sure is overprised and a scummy way of fooling people into buying because of a fictional discount.

Two VINwiki story tellers get an instant upvote. Rabbit and Mexican Stig.

Oh Doug, that last line! You always make me so glad I watched to the end. Bravo.

That ending joke reminded me of something. Where I live, there is a seal-coating company that has the tagline "If it isn't our asphalt, its your asphalt." Cracks me up every time I see it.

Love Doug’s stories! Like them even more when I actually laugh out loud and dogs look at me like I’m crazy!! That’s a classic!!! Need a shirt now that reads “it’s your own asfault”

DB7 Zagato is best looking DB7 ever imho. This car looks literally like a million sterling pounds.

Fortunately, sealcoat is crude oil and water mixed together.

For anyone who has an issue for with fresh blacktop stuck on their paint after recent road work, (I worked at 2 dealerships for about 6 months doing detailing fulltime pulling 12, 14, and 16 hour days) rubbing alcohol, or hand sanitizer if you are in a pinch, works pretty well at removing it without damaging the clear coat. I have cleaned everything from beaters (trade-ins) to corvettes.

What car do you love that no one else seems to understand?

Um, sue them? Is this even a question? They vandalized your car, you have proof. Sue them.

This Doug's shirt > Doug Demoro's shirts Doug D's shorts > This Doug's shirt

1 in 17, leaves outside for a weekend, what could go wrong. Car is a classic though, glad it buffed out.

Ad at the end “of course none of them have cup holders either” xD

Holy Christ. 13 minutes to tell us that a teacher with a summer job of sealing asphalt vandalized your car and then didn't want to pay for it?

Okay, best closing line ever.

The word " Dodgy " is the most appropriate word in the car industry !!

"Your own asphalt!" Killer dad joke for the win!

E d u c a t o r s T h a t S e a l c o a t happens to be as much in Ohio as Doug is. Could be unrelated

i once drove by a construction site while they were replacing the road and similarly, they “accidentally” sprayed the entire passenger side of my car with fresh tar. Needless to say I pulled a U-turn right then and told them they’d have to pay for the detail., no excuses. I may have also said a higher price to get more cash out of them for my time wasted

Can you tell me more about that "Nuts for Stick" Database

This entire episode would have been worth it just for that last line! I salute you sir! 👍🏻

I can't imagine someone knowingly spraying sealer on a car when it is going to be obvious and will definitely come back on them. A more likely scenario is that it was an accident. A lot of seal coating sprayers are hydraulic and have very strong pumps. If the person controlling the pump accidentally turns it up too high or if the person spraying closes the spray wand with the pump still going, it can cause a very strong build up of pressure that can nearly jerk the spray wand out of the persons hand when they open the valve to spray again. Also, due to the high pressure, when a hose blows, it can cause sealer to unintentionally spray everywhere until someone can cut the pump off. The last possibility is the wind. Though you shouldn't seal coat on a windy day, while spraying a random gust of strong wind can cause the sealer to travel a fairly long distance through the air, though I do not think this is the case based on how much overspray is on the car. The bottom line is that they should never have been spraying that close to a vehicle and if you ever see seal coating being done, you should move your car far away.

Why did you vandalize a piece of art? As a teacher he should be ashamed.

the way this guy tells stories is amazing.

Repaint plus diminished value, right you cant ever forget about diminished value

Glad it worked out for you! I told my lady that if if have to drive her to doctors and Hospitals in a 2002 Toyota corolla that I'd much rather be driving a 2002 Aston Martin. ( she's a fragile diabetic who's been hospitalized 13 times in 2 and 1/2 years. 2 days ago the doctors told me to wait in the chapel after I had to call an ambulance and they'd talk to me. 2 hours later they told me they managed to bring her back.) That I would still be taking her to appointments but it would be a far more enjoyable drive in an Aston Martin! I got her to smile and she said that we have all the time in the world..she will get better and I'll be able to get back to work again ( I've been taken care of her full time for over a year now. Since one of the doctors took me aside said we can either make her comfortable and I plan for the day when I'm alone, and come up with some sort of hobby.or pray. ) So I watch vids on Aston Martin. Hobby. And pray. Long day here. Great car.. time to check her and maybe sleep.

the aston looks like someone put a body kit on an 01 chrylser sebring

Something similar happened to me 2 years ago my neighbor decided to paint his back garage on a somewhat windy day with his new air paint gun my new at the time Denali Sierra parked in my back yard the truck is carbon black metallic by the time he finished it was white with a bit of gray but he was 100% apologetic paid for everything to get it fixed but I’ll never forget the feeling in my stomach when I saw the truck covered in overspray

Coolest teacher I had owned a lotus Elise. Also owned a Lincoln ls I told him to get rid of that car he never listen. It's worth like 3k nowadays

"it'll be your own asphalt" lmao

EXCUSE ME, “the pigs coming out of Aston in the 80’s”?????? The original vantage is one of the most beautiful cars ever

The DB7 saved the company but was essentially heavily based on the sister company, Jaguar’s XK8, it was pilloried for that over here in the UK amongst aficionados.

“Beat the tar out of it” 😂😂😂

“It’s going to be your own asphalt “ 😂😂😂

I love that ending!!! It fought me so off guard.

Seal coating is kinda a dirty game to start. To really be competitive in the market you can't always afford to do it the "right" way . You pretty much have to skimp on the emulsion or someone else will scoop you on the price. These companies tend to sorta be like roofing companies after a storm. Glad it worked out.

Reminds me when the work van got spray painted, unfortunately for the vandal I had got back late after driving across kilometres of dirt and didn't have time to give it a wash for tomorrow, so when I got in that morning it all came off in the first rinse.

In 09, Im a 19 year old private in the army, stationed in Kansas. My buddy has a brand new mustang GT with a manual transmission. We are headed to KC to hit up a Guitar Center. He decides to get the oil changed at wal mart. The dude who drove his car into the bay, crashed into a late model caddillac and my buddy just let him off the hook saying, "Im going to get a body kit anyway." I was stunned. No way in hell some guy at wal mart crashed my new car and I just let it go.

I am thunderstruck by the similarities of the DB7 GT and my 99 Jaguar XK8 coupe in BRG. It too, is stunning to look at

I can't believe a cop was that cool. My dads Camaro was vandalized by a neighbor and the cops wouldn't do a damn thing, even though it was completely obvious who had done it and that they had trespassed to do it. It's why we have insurance, and now a kick-ass surveillance system.

Way back when, I had a ‘73 Pantera, and I thought it should run a little cooler, so I dropped the car off with my mechanic. Later that day he called me to say he’d “crashed the car”. I asked him if he was okay (it was difficult to care!), and I asked how bad the car was. He was okay, but he’d spun the car off the road, into the desert when a tire had deflated; I think he was pushing the car so hard the tire bead had been pulled off the rim. The rocker panels had been dinged up, but the car hadn’t been fatally damaged. We both ‘knew a guy’, and the guy was a genius. He was able to make it like new, without using filler. While the work was being done I filed a claim with the mechanic’s insurance, but they turned down the claim because they hadn’t seen the car before it went for repairs. The mechanic was hesitant to pay me, so I wrote a letter to the state insurance licensing board detailing the problem. Five days later, about the time it would take for the letter to reach the state office, I got a call from the insurance company with a simple question: how much? They paid it in one day ‘cause they didn’t want a problem with the state insurance licensing board . . .

There is a company in my town that has a slogan.... "No concrete...Your own asphalt!"

Doug is my favorite story teller

I've got a 1994 Chevrolet S10 Blazer Tahoe LT 4.3L Vortec CPI L35CII, and she's my baby. The utmost power you could buy out of her line. I could tell you any little detail about her. It anybody ever... ever hurt her... I'd lose it. She's a unicorn, the last of her kind, and well... She was a custom order for the Chevy dealership in the town I grew up in. She needs a lot of love, but she started and ran beautifully after sitting for 7 years. I dunno... Not many people look at her, and think wow... but she was a 25k truck in 94. That was actually steep. I have the original window purchase tag, and she will never... ever.. touch a garage. I mount and balance my own tires, and even did my own laser alignment.

That last punch line...omg lol

Mine, is the Mercedes Benz 560 SEL. My grandpa had one, and the car was pretty quick, but was the epitome of 1980s German Luxury. The thing was so fkn fun to drive, and I even beat a Mustang GT in a race with it

i love the suzuki cappuccino and i feel like many others don't

“take all sorts of forms of payment.... not including BitCoin... or Private tutoring” 😭😭😂😂😂 my favorite Quote BY FAR

Doug episodes are the best.

I do sealcoating and you got rip off $1500 it should have toke $10 for a solution that takes it off and maybe a hose popped off the sprayer it happens a lot

I'm sorry man, I know the feeling on a personal level

I ordered a 1985 Mustang GT for my first new car. I think the color was called Canyon Red and it had a five speed manual transmission and a 5.0 litre V-8. After I ordered it, the car haulers went on strike. It took 11-1/2 weeks for it to come. I dealership picked it up just as the strike was ending and needlessly put 250 miles on it. The day I supposed to pick it up, I got a call from the salesman saying that one of their employees backed into my car and put a "little crease in it." He said, don't worry we'll get it fixed professionally. I told him I wanted to look at it first. I went down to the dealership after work and found that the guy had hit the car near the front bumper and didn't stop hitting it until he had gotten to the back of the door. I told the salesman that I didn't want it and that the only way I would buy a car from him was if they gave me a 1986 for the same price. His response was "It's not my fault, accidents happen." The guy didn't even offer to take anything off the price, so I ended up getting my deposit back and going somewhere else. My this time, it was too late to order what I really wanted and I never ended up getting a Mustang GT.

Did drywall work for a principal in Yorktown Indiana he had a roadrunner mint and all original in his garage coolest principal ever

"Educators that Sealcoat"? That's quite the name for a company.

13:00 "Your own ass-phalt." LOL

All It needed was a decontamination wash. Proper wash wouldnt need to buff. Polishing and buffing diminishes the paints original quality and your car will see uv damage much easier and quicker.

Can’t look at a HDMI port with out thinking of an Aston Martin grill.

Jesus Christ, are you going to talk us through your tax returns in a future video?

Gr8 story!!! Imagine a cop actually caring about justice ? Very nice to hear... Gr8 story!!!

Own asphalt. Perfect!

4:10..."like two years later,he circled back". And here I thought Jen Psaki had coined that term.

"I don't want to pay" Police: "listen here you little shit"

I agree. Beautiful car.

That officer was a boss. He did a good job for laying down the law and saying it as it was.

I love the statement he is making with his shirt!

When I worked in a Honda dealership the owner and I watched the wheel alignment tech T bone a parked car with his freshly painted BMW... A fun day at work!

Informing him he had to pay the 3% would of been the stinger he would balk at and made you chuckle.

Man, you gave that “teacher” a lesson.

"Beat the tar out of it" lol

Teacher: *Ruins ultra rare Aston martin Felony charges: I'm about to end this man's whole career

i like how quick a google search discovers the company

"deadbeats and automotive brookers"

Oldskool Cop : "You sort this out today or we will sort you out!" lol.

One of the best puns I've ever heard (at the end) 🤣

Great last line, concluding a tale of justice served.

That's a civil lawsuit how is that Criminal when the owner of the asphalt companies didn't actually do it but a cop can threaten to arrest him sounds like BS to me if that's the case anybody can go to jail for unpaid debts lol

This takes me back to when somebody keyed the whole side of my 04 vanquish while i was getting a kebab, it’s a rare manual too

If Doug had accepted the $1500 in Bitcoin it would now be worth over $11,000. Just saying lol

i had a teacher with a DB7 convertible, he also had a toyota yaris (an echo i think for you americans) which had a sticker on the back that said "my other car is an aston martin", he was a fun guy

There's a guy who stops by my house a couple times a year wanting to seal my driveway. Whenever I tell him I am not interested he gets this scary psycho look on his face and storms off. Must be the type of person attracted to that type of work.

That teacher did that on purpose for sure. Teachers can be vicious, spiteful, jealous people that hate people that have nice cars. They feel under paid, which they are, and cowardly lash out in very passive aggressive ways. I know firsthand as I was a teacher for ten years.

a little xylene and it just falls right off remember that if you ever drive across a freshly done parking lot

Interesting Ed your at 911K subscribers.

Hey Doug, don't slag on 80s Astons. They are one of the few muscular styled exotics. I've always had a warm spot for them. An 80-something Vantage, belonging to a friend who had operated an AM dealership, was one of the first exotics I got a chance to drive. Needless to say, never let an 17 year old with no responsibility for maintenance drive one without supervision. Luckily no police were around to witness it.

In case anyone's wondering, the vandal's company appears to be Educators that Sealcoat based in Bedford, OH. You know what they say, those that can't do, teach... and discharge polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons with extreme prejudice.

@2:10...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! luv that hesitation there bruh XDXDXD ....'reasonably'....XDXDXD!!

I did this exact kind of work for 15 years. I would see it all the time where they're slurry coating near a car dealership which looks exactly the same doesn't look malicious it's a splash. No way should it cost $1,500 slurry coat is basically just very thick oil it comes off very easily.

I want that Porsche bad jesssless . I would total bring it home and tell the wife "Look what I just bought". And proceed to never tell her I won it. Man can dream . Damn , I cant stop laughing about it

Oh crap he's giving away the 993. I will drop put of college if Ed wants me to so I can win that car. I absolutely love that thing.

Hate how they didn’t look any different, besides a GT badge, a spoiler,and I think SOME had white face gauges... other than that, it looked just like the normal DB7.oh yeah and if you see the brake calipers...

Says measly $1,500 while I can barely pay for gas and snacks

You should never let these people get away with shit like this. Get a lawyer to send a letter head. This will scare the shit out of them. If they dont respond. Well, Court+Legal fees+Damage+Compensation. If they have a business, they will lose it. Then get a writ of Seizure to prevent them from using that I dont want to pay so I will will file for bankruptcy crap.

"Your own as-phalt" Don't kill me bro