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A Textless Commander Deck Everyone Will Hate! Even You! 

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00:00 Intro
00:28 Commander
00:48 Ramp
01:09 Card Draw
01:46 Removal
02:15 Mini-game
03:20 Removal (cont)
03:38 Single Target Damaga
04:11 The Deck So Far
04:28 Counters
05:20 Mass Damage / Destruction
05:45 The Deck So Far (cont)
06:23 Creatures
08:51 My Point On These Cards
11:42 Creatures (cont)
11:49 Odds and Ends
12:10 Lands
12:56 The Finished Deck
13:23 Outro
13:50 Patreon Credits

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@simplegarak
@simplegarak 22 дня назад
Reading the card EXPLAINS NOTHING! **evil laugh**
@InnocentDoodles
@InnocentDoodles 22 дня назад
Oh no, The Instructor!
@arrowrandoman
@arrowrandoman 22 дня назад
Before I clicked on the video, I thought it'd be full of venturing, tempting, and becoming the monarch, but I like this take on it instead.
@DoBetterAnteUp
@DoBetterAnteUp 22 дня назад
this is litterly like a meme, „fuck you, *unreads your card*”
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Yeah this is basically spot on. I hate what I've created here
@tumage8592
@tumage8592 21 день назад
You should somehow get this into shuffle Up and Play
@ryanparker260
@ryanparker260 22 дня назад
The constant zooming in and pointing to specific lines of text is hilarious through the ENTIRE video.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Ty, ty
@zimrulezlotrrocz
@zimrulezlotrrocz 21 день назад
Jokes on him because I can actually read Phyrexian
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
And Elven from LotR?
@Bullseye-YT
@Bullseye-YT 17 дней назад
​@@RedBobcatGames I cant but I do know people who can read it, its a legit languange😂
@Case2_0
@Case2_0 2 дня назад
@@RedBobcatGamesSindarin
@GerBessa
@GerBessa 22 дня назад
On one hand, you CAN learn to read phyrexian. On the other hand, you need to be Post Malone.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
What a beautiful set of hands that would be
@PlebCentre
@PlebCentre 22 дня назад
Sam from Rhystic Studies could probably make a deck idea of something this ridiculous
@a_potata
@a_potata 21 день назад
Learning phyrexian makes me want to pull my hair out
@QuantemDeconstructor
@QuantemDeconstructor 21 день назад
Don't you mean Post, son of Rich?
@akumu2625
@akumu2625 20 дней назад
Up coming spoiler: Charlie sld
@jaceg810
@jaceg810 22 дня назад
I love how this deck probably has the same amount of lines of text as a normal deck, purely because of the text on the basics compensating
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Ha, yeah I hadn't considered that!
@tumage8592
@tumage8592 21 день назад
"Today Im going to play a Commander deck with an above average Word count "
@satibel
@satibel 20 дней назад
tbh it probably has more because most of the phyrexian cards are pretty wordy.
@brennantmi5063
@brennantmi5063 22 дня назад
Wizards: Treat others how you wish to be treated. Masochists: I'm go to do what is called a pro gamer move.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Haha, excellent
@HenshinFanatic
@HenshinFanatic 18 дней назад
I think you meant *sadomasochist* there Original Commenter.
@seandun7083
@seandun7083 22 дня назад
Goblin King gives ALL other goblins +1/+1 and mountain walk, not just yours. In this deck, I feel like that's better.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Oh wow, I didn't pick up on that. That's actually great!
@fluffyfang4213
@fluffyfang4213 17 дней назад
@@RedBobcatGames I can't believe you missed that despite pointing right at it in the video /s That is actually hilarious though.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 17 дней назад
Haha! How could I miss it!
@CassandraHearts
@CassandraHearts 12 дней назад
@@RedBobcatGames I mean, according to the rules, you can say that it gives your goblins +1/+1 and mountainwalk, and ommit it also affects your opponent's goblins
@koichijenius
@koichijenius 22 дня назад
Oh god, you've turned Magic into English dub accurate Yugioh.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Ha! You're welcome?
@OatmealTheCrazy
@OatmealTheCrazy 21 день назад
Glad you specified English dub lol Thank you
@yurisei6732
@yurisei6732 19 дней назад
At least anime characters are legally obliged to explain what their cards do, even when the opponent already knows.
@alexmacdonald2000
@alexmacdonald2000 19 дней назад
​@@yurisei6732 how else would anyone know that pot of greed allows you to draw two cards from the top of your deck?
@SeraphimKnight
@SeraphimKnight 18 дней назад
BUT WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO????
@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar
@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 22 дня назад
I love how you still zoom in on where the text would be like that will explain it
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
ty ty
@adamdouce353
@adamdouce353 22 дня назад
The full text lands are the absolute cherry on top 😂
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Haha, yup
@MBimklo
@MBimklo 18 дней назад
I knew you would include those as soon as i realized what you were going for😂
@rochareload3465
@rochareload3465 18 дней назад
Bro, i have, like 2 swamps with full text, and a swamp that put back a creature from the grave in the top, so EVERYTIME i put a swamp in thr table, i have to explain if is the full text or the "revive" one.
@webbowser8834
@webbowser8834 18 дней назад
I was gonna comment a suggestion along the lines of "clearly what this deck needs is the over-explained basic lands, because the only thing better than omitting text that people would really like to read during a game, is including an excessive amount of text for cards that everyone knows the mechanics of." The fact Bobcat beat me to it makes me very happy.
@HenshinFanatic
@HenshinFanatic 18 дней назад
Now I want to see a full text full deck. Sadly, I don't think those variants have been as jumped on by Hasbeens of the Coast.
@cesaresalussolia8729
@cesaresalussolia8729 22 дня назад
"i play ponder, to draw three additional cards from my deck!"
@blue-eyesdepresseddragon3753
@blue-eyesdepresseddragon3753 22 дня назад
okay, but what does ancestral recall do?
@teddymason6069
@teddymason6069 22 дня назад
That's not what it does-YES IT IS
@Chaunwilkerson
@Chaunwilkerson 22 дня назад
@@teddymason6069 That is what is does, draw 3, put two back.
@teddymason6069
@teddymason6069 22 дня назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AUnPN385wLI.htmlsi=7JiyL8Lx_ZrB3Qrp
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Okay, this might be one of my favourite comment threads on a video so far. Well played everyone
@cekefun
@cekefun 22 дня назад
I kinda wish to see this deck on a liveplay show like Shuffle Up and Play...
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Oh... oh no... if I ever get invited I couldn't... could I?
@formlessone8246
@formlessone8246 21 день назад
​@@RedBobcatGamesyou might be able to pitch it to him if the joke is you bring this deck, he brings his Deck of the Future that has stickers and all the most annoying to keep track of mechanics of all time, and the other two players are in the dark that the gimmick of the episode is they are about to get epically trolled by the two of you. Since you don't want to ruin the experience of a celebrity guest, the other players should be either Sam, Spice8Rack, or Pleasant Kenobi, pick two. Or if you want to permanently ingratiate yourself to WotC, make it an episode where he gets Gavin Verhey on the show again and the third player brings some other absolutely evil idea from the company's list of very bad decisions. (Or, you know, just see if you can find two more aweful deck concepts like these and have a laugh)
@TheAceOfFire
@TheAceOfFire 21 день назад
​@@RedBobcatGames You show up with 4 copies of a cheat sheet, so that everyone playing looks like they're trying to read a script the whole time!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Oh my god, that's actually great. 4 copies of this awful awful deck. I love it
@Chroniclerope
@Chroniclerope 14 дней назад
It would be especially great considering the prof’s catch phrase.
@Shark_Byte_
@Shark_Byte_ 22 дня назад
im gonna fire up the printer for some good ol fashioned "Fill in the blank" commander. ill just give everyone a marker beforehand and we just make up the cards as we go
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Yes! I love it! Please let me know how it goes. I'm very sorry in advance if people become annoyed at you!
@Merc1987
@Merc1987 21 день назад
And that's the Deck name forevermore. Fill in the Blanks!
@ryangainey94
@ryangainey94 16 дней назад
Isn't that how a Richard Garfield PhD deck would work anyway?
@Shark_Byte_
@Shark_Byte_ 15 дней назад
@@ryangainey94 not really, from how I understand stand it you can just make any 2 mana spell be any other 2 mana spell. Like counter spell into arcane signet. just cus you can
@NamelessFacelessWhoa
@NamelessFacelessWhoa 22 дня назад
GODDAMN IT I had this idea like a year ago and never finished it. I named it based on those clunky SLD precon names: “Reading Is For Losers, Just Guess What The Cards Do”
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Hey, it's cool. Finish it anyway, there's enough spite to go round and I'd love to see it!
@NamelessFacelessWhoa
@NamelessFacelessWhoa 21 день назад
@@RedBobcatGames oh I for sure will. Thanks for putting me onto those poker face cards, they’re perfect since my deck is Jund
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Sick
@crayyonnyadrav4055
@crayyonnyadrav4055 22 дня назад
You just created the perfect pile for people with dyslexia and the bane of everyone with even more than a percent of OCD. Well done.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Haha, thank you?
@callumbyrne4263
@callumbyrne4263 22 дня назад
wotc don't make cards for players anymore, they make them for collectors
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Oof, yeah
@philiphunt-bull5817
@philiphunt-bull5817 22 дня назад
Anymore?
@callumbyrne4263
@callumbyrne4263 22 дня назад
I think that once they had more consideration for magic as a game
@evelynposegate2968
@evelynposegate2968 21 день назад
*most* of these textless cards were made 10+ years ago. and idk, i’ve been playing magic very often for like a year and have seen exactly one of these cards ever actually played in a deck
@epicwatermelon363
@epicwatermelon363 21 день назад
??? These are all alternate versions of cards that already exist, nobody’s forcing you to play these
@fuzzymandrake
@fuzzymandrake 21 день назад
ah, but I raise you 3.6 Card Identification and Interpretation--the first three sentences of its second paragraph read: "Players have the right to request access to the official wording of a card they can describe. That request will be honored if logistically possible. The official text of any card is the Oracle text corresponding to the name of the card." Can I describe a card? Yes. That one. It could be on you (or a judge, who will be *very* pleased with your deck) to then look up each card and read the oracle text verbatim.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Oh yeah excellent. It's about time someone stuck it to those lazy judges. They've really got it coming haha
@Florkl
@Florkl 21 день назад
That makes a lot more sense. “Cards are considered to have their oracle text” probably means you can’t point at a blank card and pretend it doesn’t have any additional effects.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Yeah, pretty much. Your opponent has a right to know what it does, but you have the right to not tell them. Weird
@chcc12
@chcc12 18 дней назад
I have seen judges rule that if a card has no readable text due to being textless or due to being in another language you have to give the full oracle text on request or be penalized
@CynthiasTTK
@CynthiasTTK 17 дней назад
I recall something similar, but I don't remember if it was enforced at all events.
@collardcow4183
@collardcow4183 22 дня назад
As the adage goes: commander is broken but we just lie and say it isn’t. Peak commander deck you built, I’m going to need to put one together
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Haha, do it. I'd love to see what can top this
@fuma9532
@fuma9532 22 дня назад
Love how you took Jedit Ojanen as an example of a card with unknown text xD
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Right? I was wondering how many people would pick up on that
@dyciefisk2535
@dyciefisk2535 22 дня назад
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
@matthewgagnon9426
@matthewgagnon9426 22 дня назад
@@RedBobcatGames I did because I'm reasonably certain I own a copy of his Legends printing somewhere.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
@matthewgagnon9426 Oh that's cool. I like the card, so was glad to include it here
@WyrmsOfWonder
@WyrmsOfWonder 22 дня назад
I have a phyrexian theme deck with as many of the phyrexian language cards as I could get my hands on, and even at such a low number I still have to get up scryfall up just to be able to know what I'm playing and letting people know what I'm doing
@Badassest
@Badassest 22 дня назад
I bet that deck is insane, how fun!
@nilsuper5293
@nilsuper5293 22 дня назад
Just learn phyrexian. It is a learnable language, maybe not a read-Out-loud language but a language nonetheless
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
@nilsuper5293 This is terrible advice and I am here for it. 100% on board.
@thredcomet48
@thredcomet48 22 дня назад
I am doing the same with a Brimaz, bright of Oreskos.
@WyrmsOfWonder
@WyrmsOfWonder 22 дня назад
@@nilsuper5293 oh trust me I am TRYING, would try to speak it too but I don't have enough throat knives or the internal metal scrape plates
@wgault98
@wgault98 22 дня назад
As someone in a pod of yugioh players this deck actually wouldn't change much about anyone's situational awareness. "yugioh players can't read" is a common saying in the community the number of times my opponents have tried to target my saint traft with removal is getting pretty old 😆
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Ha, fair
@stevenmcclary534
@stevenmcclary534 5 дней назад
To be fair, if only because of font size and background color: yugioh cards can't be read, so it doesn't really matter whether or not the players can read.
@wgault98
@wgault98 5 дней назад
@stevenmcclary534 the implication Is that we have short attention spans and the cards have long text. So we just assume what the opponents cards say the card does is correct and only have a vague notion of what our own cards do. WAe can read the cards we normally choose not to. Explaining the joke and what not.
@varsoonhks3211
@varsoonhks3211 22 дня назад
Reminds me of that guy who ran the Japanese Strixhaven Alt Art for 'Gods Willing' and would just lie about it being other W instants like 'Swords to Plowshares' because the art was ambiguous enough and people wouldn't call him on it.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Apparently that's legal if they don't ask! It's mad!
@velphidrow8317
@velphidrow8317 22 дня назад
​@RedBobcatGames it's not legal at any REL. That's misrepresentating what a card does and, by virtue of it being done repeatedly, is clearly cheating
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Fair. Personally I wouldn't recommend trying to play this deck even casually though if I'm being honest. I hate it!
@elise3517
@elise3517 22 дня назад
An unreadable deck As a yugioh player, this is JUST what I need to get into mtg
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Ha! Then it's perfect!
@garak55
@garak55 22 дня назад
Honestly, I kinda like full art cards for simple, straightforward effects like rampant growth, path to exile etc... Cards you don't need to read because they're so iconic don't really need text. Random flavor of the month legendary creatures that came out 2 sets ago though, let's just have them have an alternate art or something.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
100% agreed
@AbsolXGuardian
@AbsolXGuardian 21 день назад
Agreed. Like if those poker face secret lairs were vanilla creatures, all the information is still on the card. It's just ambiguous if number and suit means x mana of that color or x of any mana and one of that color. Which is easy enough to memorize
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 20 дней назад
Agreed
@CJtheentity
@CJtheentity 18 дней назад
@@AbsolXGuardian Just for the record, the number means colourless mana, as Goblin King has two Red suit symbols
@AbsolXGuardian
@AbsolXGuardian 18 дней назад
@@CJtheentity Ah. See this is a perfect secret layer for vanilla (or even French vanilla, with the keyword just under creature type in the portrait) creatures, just not the creatures they used
@PhoenicopterusR
@PhoenicopterusR 22 дня назад
On the contrary, I think this deck would win every game because your opponents would see the theme develop on-board and immediately scoop. Granted, you'd never be able to play it against the same person twice. I do wonder how the sales for the Poker Face lair went, though. I would have genuinely considered buying it had they been vanilla or french vanilla creatures, but maybe I'm in the minority on that. At least Goblin King might be worth picking up as a single. I'd also like to point out that 5 cards in a playing card theme is a bit of a fumble, I'd like a word with whoever was in charge of this one.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Well there's always the bonus card don't forget. 6 is much better, right?
@PhoenicopterusR
@PhoenicopterusR 22 дня назад
​@@RedBobcatGames If only to soothe the pain of spending a minimum of $30 (before tax and shipping) on 5 other cards that will never see play.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Yup, I have purchased a single Secret Lair in the past, and it was the 10 card land reprint of that sort of rubbish Innistrad cycle in black and white. It wasn't cheap, but when I saw the bonus card was a Forest from Morningtide I vowed never again
@fart7361
@fart7361 22 дня назад
I dont play magic and this is madness. Why are there so many cards with fake text and no text. If i saw one of these cards get played i would assume my opponent is trying to fuck with me
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
I mean, in fairness they would be I suspect
@irishmanfromengland25
@irishmanfromengland25 22 дня назад
fun fact, actually: the gibberish cards are written in a perfectly readable language... you just need to learn it.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
That fact didn't sound like fun! It sounded like a lot of hard work haha
@CJtheentity
@CJtheentity 18 дней назад
Technically the fake text is legitimate, it’s just in a language invented specifically for Magic
@e5858
@e5858 12 дней назад
They’re alternate printings of cards that do have text, these are mostly for collector value
@fuma9532
@fuma9532 22 дня назад
This may be the most beautiful EDH deck I've ever seen! I wish I didn't dislike that Omnath's art so much, I would actually consider building it T.T
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Oh man, you'd have to be very rich. Some of these cards are EXPENSIVE!
@atalhlla
@atalhlla 21 день назад
Especially One particular card
@boatghost2543
@boatghost2543 22 дня назад
now do the opposite: wall of text tribal. laugh as people regret asking what a card does as they barely contain the information you give them!!! ... or they're patient enough to understand, which counters the premise, but that's few and far between.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Yeesssss... YESSSS! EVERY CARD IS JUST A DIFFERENT COPY OF QUESTING BEAST! YES!
@actuallyKriminell
@actuallyKriminell 15 дней назад
Isnt that basically all modern edh decks? My 5c legends deck already has almost ten lines of text on every card and to this day I still find new combos
@boatghost2543
@boatghost2543 15 дней назад
@@actuallyKriminell probably not? I am counting lands as well and most modern deck mana bases have 5-6 lines of text per card at most. so for commander, it'd have to be like all the LOTR lands, the channel lands, and even the flip lands like hostile hostel or hawkin's national laboratory. and then you do the funny thing and have one card that does the monarchy, one card that takes the initiative, one card that ventures into the dungeon (for the other 3 dungeons) one card with daybound/nightbound, one card with "ring tempts you" and maybe planeswalkers with emblems idk. then you can add MORE cards to commander as a rule 0. for example, the bounty cards can be added, then planechase cards, then archnemisis cards, and if you want to do this with unsets, add in attractions as well. I may be missing some extra small things as well, but it'd be a deck that doesn't feel like a 100 card deck.
@actuallyKriminell
@actuallyKriminell 15 дней назад
@@boatghost2543 This sounds so incredibly miserable. Truly a deck for people that are just done with life
@Cellidor
@Cellidor 14 дней назад
I made a sphinx tribal commander deck that turned into that. First match and I began to dread my turn when it arrived, as it'd mean having to scour through the wall of text that was every sphinx creature I had.
@CircusQueen8
@CircusQueen8 22 дня назад
Reminds me of the commander deck consisting of only DFC reminder cards
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
As you may have guessed from basically any of my vidoes, I love Innistrad. I have two of those decks you just mentioned, and I'm working on a third!
@seandun7083
@seandun7083 22 дня назад
Clarification on Derived Information: -You can omit stuff, but you can't lie about it. -At regular rules enforcement level, all Derived information is considered Free.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
You can lie about certain things. There's a few cards that even encourage it, especially anything that to do with facedown cards or ones that ask players to vote
@seandun7083
@seandun7083 21 день назад
@@RedBobcatGames sure, but what the morph card you just played is and what you are thinking of choosing for Trap the Trespassers are private information, not derived.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Ahh, I reread your original comment and yeah. I misunderstood and thought you were saying you couldn't lie in the game at all. My apologies
@sethb3090
@sethb3090 21 день назад
​@@RedBobcatGames Yeah, I think in this case it's more of a "you can't say your Tarmogoyf is a 2/3 when you have four different card types in your graveyard."
@TerryTags
@TerryTags 22 дня назад
I hate that I got to 2:15 before realizing there was something you were trying to tell your audience, but I was unable to parse what it was. I love this video, mind you, I just didn't get the joke until it was WELL into the video.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Ha! Well that still counts. I made sure to lay it on thicker as time went on, but also was a touch worried I was coming off as very mean. I'm glad it still reads as a joke though, so that's good. Thank you for the comment
@jerryseinfeld6283
@jerryseinfeld6283 4 дня назад
The "full text" lands really sent me over the edge at the end lmao
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 4 дня назад
Haha, thank you thank you
@uriel7395
@uriel7395 22 дня назад
It's unfortunate there isn't a 5 color textless commander. Cause textless dauthi voidwalker would be great in here
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Yeah, but Omanth's not bad with 4. I think. I actually can't remember which version of Omnath it is. Oh god, this is exactly my point
@laytonjr6601
@laytonjr6601 21 день назад
​@@RedBobcatGamesthe landfall one (the only one playable in modern right now). On first landfall gain 4 life, on second landfall add X mana (maybe WUBRG? Or is it only 4 mana? Wait, it's not a 5c commander so it can't be WUBRG) and on third landfall deal Y damage (how many?) to a target (what kind? any target or target player?)
@uriel7395
@uriel7395 21 день назад
@@laytonjr6601 All the Xs are 4 on this omnath. 4 mana 4/4, gsins 4 life, makes 4 mana, deals 4 to (i want to say) any target. I only remember cause my friend made a number 4 deck with this as the commander where every card had a 4 on it
@laytonjr6601
@laytonjr6601 21 день назад
@@uriel7395 It's 4 damage to each opponent and each Planeswalker you don't control (not that you could ever trigger 3 landfall with this deck). Searching Omnath on Scryfall gives first the Arena rebalanced version which is 5 mana so I was confused for a second
@fartface8918
@fartface8918 21 день назад
​​@@laytonjr6601you forgot about the etb draw a card, landfall 2 is WURG, and landfall 3 is 4 damage to each opponent and each Planeswalker they control
@dutssz
@dutssz 22 дня назад
I got so happy when Jedit Ojannen came up and I proudly knew that he did absolutely fucking nothing and that I'm probably one of the few people to know this information instinctively
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Yeah, I made a point of that card being the first one I wouldn't even slightly explain. I did wonder how many people would pick up on that
@edhdeckbuilding
@edhdeckbuilding 20 дней назад
i typically refer to jedit ojanen as the worst card ever printed, but i would totally use it if i had that version. it's the only one that actually makes sense since it doesn't have any text and looks amazing.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
Oh I don't know about worst. One With Nothing has to be up there. And some of those old school Phyrexians are all downside. And isn't there a creature from Futuresight that has 0 toughness?
@klaghzyn8124
@klaghzyn8124 18 дней назад
I was so happy too! My cat is named Jedit Ojanen, so I thoroughly know he does nothing. Lol
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
@klaghzyn8124 Very good!
@puffcap_
@puffcap_ 18 дней назад
i love the zoom ins where text usually is, so we can read it
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
That's the best bit to be honest
@MrKarato
@MrKarato 22 дня назад
Coffin Queen is in my Gisa and Geralf Zombie deck, so I did have it memorized!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Ahhh, okay. So YOU'RE the one?
@arrowrandoman
@arrowrandoman 22 дня назад
It was so much fun trying to remember all of these cards. I knew more than I thought I would. Incinerate was the first burn spell I ever played from my first ever event, a Pack War for M12. I didn't really understand the second half of it and played it on the only thing on the board and eventually won the game. The guy was so mad but explained it to me in a friendly way. In case anyone asks, it was a Cudgel Troll, which is just a decently-sized green creature for 4 mana. (Wow, that's actually kind of fun to try and do.)
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
See, this is the issue. I made this deck and even I don't remember what Incinerate does
@sethb3090
@sethb3090 21 день назад
I knew basically all of the burn spells, because my first deck used most of them at one point (ah, for the days when I did have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything from Zendikar block on. That came to an end around Kaladesh)
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 20 дней назад
Yeah, I'm similar. I don't know cards, but I know the gist of a set and sort of go from there
@mbjargvide
@mbjargvide 18 дней назад
I was compelled to watch the whole video just to make sure you used the correct basic lands. You did not disappoint!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Ha, glad to be of service
@nyaleph
@nyaleph 22 дня назад
I want to see some of the guys from cardmarket or another youtube player group playing those cards on those printings
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Oh god. Don't tell them this was my idea! I'll make enemies!
@KuroKitten
@KuroKitten 22 дня назад
I think 8:19 is an animation error, but I prefer the head cannon that you're dying inside at this deck for just a moment, the color literally drained from your body, before you snap back into character and continue the charade of enthusiasm you have for your definitely-not-a-crime-against-humanity monstrosity of a deck.
@thediamondjames
@thediamondjames 22 дня назад
Comment of the day award nominee
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Haha, that's weird. I'll look into it, probably just an error. Thank you
@mint-swirl
@mint-swirl 18 дней назад
best satire i've seen in months. the constant zooming and arrows to non-existent text is the cherry on top that takes this from a kind of funny video to something hilarious
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Ah why thank you very much
@mechashroom5703
@mechashroom5703 21 день назад
Reminder: Goblin King gives ALL goblins +1/+1 and mountainwalk I did not remember
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Yeah, I had the cards in front of me on the screen and even I didn't remember. This deck sucks
@mechashroom5703
@mechashroom5703 21 день назад
@@RedBobcatGames Well I can’t forget it’s effect now after playing The Master Transcendent I need one creature to survive the goblin onslaught from my opponent and win on the crack back. My opponent milled a goblin king from radiation and I was happy for 5 seconds.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 20 дней назад
Haha, fair
@rileythegregg7095
@rileythegregg7095 22 дня назад
This is maybe my favoret Gimik deck ever, could you include the decklist I would love to proxy this (and many add in the full-text lands just for the irony)
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Errrr, yes? If I can figure out an easy way to do it? If I get a chance tomorrow (and I remember) I'll make a free page on my Patreon that's a list of the cards
@DraXCore
@DraXCore 22 дня назад
I was also very happy to see the full text basic lands as well
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Yeah, they felt appropriate
@GunLut
@GunLut 17 дней назад
Great video, so comprehensible! Great to see that your last two vids are doing numbers well deserved.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 17 дней назад
Oh why thank you very much. Yeah, I just hope I don't become known in the community as "That guy that makes the awful decks everyone hates" haha
@ExistToComment
@ExistToComment 21 день назад
modern player but just getting back into the game this last couple of months and half the people I play against are rocking decks built like this - secret lairs, full arts, foreign language anime promos, new art textless foils. I feels like I need to memorize every card word for word and recognize each of it's 5 variations
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Yeah, it got crazy in March of the Machine. Some of the cards in those sets got something like 8 printings. It's mad
@DeWillpower
@DeWillpower 22 дня назад
this is too cursed and i love it XD (the video, not the cards) i watched the new spice8rack video and left a comment partially regarding this problem and you made a whole commander deck!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Yup, I watched that the other day too and while there's not a massive amount of cross over I feel some of the vibes are similar. It's lined up pretty nicely in terms of timing
@lisaisdeceased
@lisaisdeceased 17 дней назад
i had a very similar deck idea and the full text lands make people giggle every time, great vid
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 17 дней назад
Thank you!
@Tubluer
@Tubluer 19 дней назад
Brilliant. I must build this deck!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
Oh boy! Okay, but don't blame me when people get mad haha
@EmberMusic000
@EmberMusic000 16 дней назад
Bro just learn phyrexian
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 16 дней назад
Oh yeah? Easy as that. Should be a snap once I've figured out Elvish from LotR. (I say this jokingly, but I know there will be people who have learned both those languages for real)
@toxel7186
@toxel7186 22 дня назад
they should alowe me to play with art cards at this point 😔 there is no difference
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
I mean, pretty much right? Especially if they're sleeved. I wonder if that's what they were hinting at with Magic30? Those were basically just very expensive proxies
@Mathtron5000
@Mathtron5000 12 дней назад
Now we need some madlad to come in and put captions on the entire video of all the text that would have been on the cards
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 11 дней назад
Haha, I support this. If it wasn't just me making these, captions would literally be the first thing I'd ask someone else to do
@bodhijordan7405
@bodhijordan7405 16 дней назад
When you said “we have the one ring” I knew this was gonna be a good video
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 16 дней назад
Just a cool couple of mil. No biggie haha
@Cookiedive
@Cookiedive 22 дня назад
I love all of the Red Bobcat vidoes
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Thank you, I love all of your comments!
@tropicalkitsune5131
@tropicalkitsune5131 22 дня назад
Someone has GOT to get someone that doesn't know mutch magic to react to this!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Haha, that's just evil. So I feel it fits the theme of the deck. I love it
@leopardbunny
@leopardbunny 18 дней назад
I was waiting for you to bring up the full text lands.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Shame they didn't do dual lands like it too
@DeronHargrove
@DeronHargrove 18 дней назад
First video I've watched of yours but also a video that has inspired me to finally stop waiting and try to make some fun mtg videos. Thank you, really!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 17 дней назад
AYYY! That's so cool! Go for it and good luck!
@DeronHargrove
@DeronHargrove 17 дней назад
@@RedBobcatGames I'll try my damn best. Thanks again!!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 17 дней назад
No worries, and thank you for your upcoming vids! I wish you all the luck!
@GutsyTen42
@GutsyTen42 22 дня назад
This is fantastic in all the right ways
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Haha! Really? God, I'm so annoyed at this deck. And I'm the one that made it
@GutsyTen42
@GutsyTen42 22 дня назад
@@RedBobcatGames listen, I'm a control player. There is a finite amount of fun to be had in a game of magic and I'm trying to have it all
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Fair!
@Law-gnome
@Law-gnome 22 дня назад
I hate all of this. I don't know most of these cards by heart. I hate that this exists. I am tilted just watching this. Well done :)
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Haha, thank you! I also hate this!
@Demon0no
@Demon0no 19 дней назад
The four arrows on cryptic command are just hilarious
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
Ah why thank you very much
@doomkid4839
@doomkid4839 16 дней назад
While the video is excellent, i'm more impressed that you've been responding to seemingly every single comment. Really shows how much you care and enjoy your community.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 16 дней назад
Do you know how much I had to fight the urge to not reply to this? Every comedic fiber of my being wanted to leave this as the one comment that I don't respond to. But thank you, it's appriciated
@paperwatt
@paperwatt 22 дня назад
I feel like this guy is what happens after Yahtzee lost the rights to the little imps on zero punctuation, and now the imps are doing their own channels. Nonsense RU-vidr headcanon aside, this deck idea is hilarious, and looks incredibly tedious to play. Excellent job. XD
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
Ha! Those rumours that I'm anything more than a Bobcat were unfounded and proven to be untrue. Please don't ask any more questions!
@HoneyKittyVio
@HoneyKittyVio 22 дня назад
as a returning magic player i think this is awesome and funny and part of why magic is a lot of fun. it'd only be bad if the one piloting the deck doesnt remember every card, cuz if they do i'll just ask them, if not, skill issue
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
I mean, that would 100% totally be me. I made the deck and I've already forgotten what most of the cards do haha
@midnightbard3935
@midnightbard3935 18 дней назад
This deck is another one of those absolute art pieces, thank you!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
You are more than welcome
@clon1122
@clon1122 7 дней назад
im gonna print this up and try it out!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 6 дней назад
You and everyone else will have a bad time! But okay I guess, have fun?
@Luckingsworth
@Luckingsworth 20 дней назад
No credit to the person that actually made this is yikes
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 20 дней назад
Well, no. I guess I didn't feel the need. But I did link their Patreon in the videos description
@james-ht3ps
@james-ht3ps 21 день назад
This is great and amazing and I must now build it. thank you.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
You're... welcome?
@spartenofpie
@spartenofpie 19 дней назад
I love this. This is something I'd love to do
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
Proxies are the way if you're thinking about it
@TheUniversalEclipse
@TheUniversalEclipse 11 дней назад
I was hoping the land base would be the full text versions, thank you for following through on my hopes and dreams 🙏
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 11 дней назад
You are more than welcome. Thank you for the comment!
@Nottoobadtabletopcrafting
@Nottoobadtabletopcrafting 21 день назад
I just found your channel and this is really awesome! I will be subscribing for more 😄
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Oh well, thank you very much!
@kenterbee3191
@kenterbee3191 20 дней назад
I’ve never evilly cackled through the entirety of a video before but you did it you mad lad. Cheers!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 20 дней назад
ty ty
@BirbIrl
@BirbIrl 18 дней назад
this is one of the best mtg skits i've seen on youtube this is amazing
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Why thank you!
@jben6
@jben6 19 дней назад
How do I love this any more than I do? By sharing it! THANK YOU!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Ha! And thank you!
@Case2_0
@Case2_0 2 дня назад
I was really hoping you would do the all text lands. You don’t disappoint
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames День назад
Thank you, thank you
@stevenjohnson8995
@stevenjohnson8995 22 дня назад
Interesting concept. Nice puns good script enjoyable ty
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
No no, thank you
@GreypegasusPlays
@GreypegasusPlays 10 дней назад
As someone who was ready to learn about magic this video helped greatly. Thank you sm❤
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 10 дней назад
You are welcome!
@jacob510
@jacob510 21 день назад
So my deck I had Maldhound roast last week + phyrexian cards. Definitely can get behind that. I really wanted to keep Omnath as the Commander but didn't think to add those to do it. Very well done
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Ty ty
@Kindlesmith70
@Kindlesmith70 8 дней назад
Priceless. Loved ever bit of this video. Chef's kiss! I laughed so hard all the way through. Yes, MtG tourney rules are pretty crappy.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 7 дней назад
Haha, thank you. And agreed
@zyde3396
@zyde3396 16 дней назад
knew from the start that this deck NEEDed to have the text lands, im so happy they were included
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 16 дней назад
Glad to oblige!
@dragonfeets2032
@dragonfeets2032 21 день назад
I love the idea of this deck, I think I wanna play the deck
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Good luck. Please don't blame me if your opponents become angry!
@MommaGart
@MommaGart 18 дней назад
god I ABSOLUTELY share the bitter rage you expressed here. what a nightmare deck. I DID giggle with unbridled glee every time you zoomed in on the "text boxes" of all those textless cards.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Haha, thank you!
@makeout_hill
@makeout_hill 18 дней назад
I was hoping the lands would be full text 😂😂😂 brilliant video
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Thank you very much!
@etlou5921
@etlou5921 16 дней назад
this is brilliant!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 16 дней назад
Thank you. I think it's terrible, but thank you all the same
@christopherpatricklizares5306
@christopherpatricklizares5306 21 день назад
Just discovered this channel. Got that sub from me! I loved this. It's miserable, and I wish the deck was actually good on a performance angle, but I'm almost tempted to see if I can pull this off myself.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Oh yeah, no the deck sucks. It's bad in all areas. If you play it everyone will have a miserable time, even you haha
@sagacious03
@sagacious03 19 дней назад
This is hilarious, yet unnerving. I'd play it for the sadism & seeing people think. Fun analysis video! Thanks for uploading!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
You're more than welcome!
@tobyh.6713
@tobyh.6713 21 день назад
As soon as I saw the premise of the video, imediately knew the all-text basic lands needed to be in the deck. Was not disapointed.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 20 дней назад
Glad to be of service
@josephdevita2938
@josephdevita2938 13 дней назад
You have unleashed unspeakable evils with this.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 13 дней назад
Yeah... yeah :(
@meximan374
@meximan374 19 дней назад
This is delightful, I look forward to both building and upsetting people with this deck. Thank you for the info!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
Haha, oh no! You're welcome?
@recino2
@recino2 21 день назад
I was waiting with glee for when Cryptic would make it. You didn't disappoint XD
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
Ah why thank you very much!
@GothMoth__
@GothMoth__ 19 дней назад
I got the poker faces cards for my Mr. House commander deck purely because they’re casino themed and I love making themed decks. But, yeah, this video made me realize I should 100% write down what they actually do for when I actually use them.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
I mean, that's a cool idea though to be fair. See, now I'd be annoyed if they didn't print more cards like this just so you can complete the deck
@TheEpicChicken
@TheEpicChicken 22 дня назад
I'm still waiting for some more phyrexian text cards, I'm definitely going to build a full phyrexian deck
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 22 дня назад
One day
@wanteerumisbind7407
@wanteerumisbind7407 18 дней назад
This is absolute beauty and no one can ever convince me otherwise.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Errr, thank you?
@Planeswalker-Pt
@Planeswalker-Pt 19 дней назад
I immediately thought of these lands when you were going through the video and have the fun out of oops my lands stole all of my text.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 18 дней назад
Ha, this deck does need a name and that's quite a good candidate
@espeon200
@espeon200 19 дней назад
I now have a deep, burning desire to see the guys from Card Market sit down to a “casual” commander game and Toffel whips this out.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
I think that's a bad idea, but weirdly I would watch that
@XxcrazycjxX
@XxcrazycjxX 20 дней назад
definitely making this deck to give to new players
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
Now that's really evil!
@tromedlovdrolmai
@tromedlovdrolmai 20 дней назад
Ohhh, I would love to see someone play this deck against The Professor of Tolarian Community College!
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 19 дней назад
Don't tell them I made it! I'll be shunned!
@draconocor1309
@draconocor1309 20 дней назад
This is crazy but somehow the most insane part is when you said "will we able to be cast this many cards without more ramp? let's add Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger to help us with ramping."
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 20 дней назад
I mean, to be honest I think this entire video was insane
@AllyionSol
@AllyionSol 13 дней назад
Oh yea, im playing this next roll around next time my pod gets together
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 12 дней назад
Oh no! Why? Everyone will have a terrible time!
@PLPEberronguy
@PLPEberronguy 17 дней назад
This deck would qualify as a "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" You are a wicked genius. You earn a sub out of fear. Please spare us all.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 17 дней назад
NO!
@Matt-dl4zb
@Matt-dl4zb 10 дней назад
This is amazing, I honestly wish I had enough money to build it. I would 100% play it, and I might even be able to keep a straight face the entire time.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 10 дней назад
This deck is crazy expensive. If you want to play it, proxies are the way to go. And then don't play it because it would be awful!
@beckeliasson8465
@beckeliasson8465 21 день назад
I love this deck. The art on these are extra beautiful.
@RedBobcatGames
@RedBobcatGames 21 день назад
They are beautiful, I will give them that
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