A TRIP Down CONSPIRACY LANE | Pretty Not Smart Podcast 

So grab your blanket; hold your hombres chile and get ready. 🤣🤣🤣 I freaking love ya'll

30:00 Government is calling it "project blue beam" but it is actually the rapture. and the "hero" is the anti Christ. This is actually going to happen. This is why we need to get right with Jesus. "For God loved the world in this way: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life" John 3:16 REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS!

I’m crying not Yoatzi almost going into a scary Disney conspiracy with “no it’s true!” 🤣🤣

I’ve had the baby dream. I’m not a mom but I’ve had a dream of carrying a baby, giving birth to a beautiful baby girl and then raising her. I woke up when my “daughter” was about 3/4 and I sobbed because I missed that child so much. If I think about it too much I get super anxious and sad. Ugh one of the worst feelings I’ve ever had.

Louie and Yoatzi, I want you both to know that you're both in my prayers, every single day! God is good and I'm super happy to hear your day was so awesome today and that timing was amazing! ❤❤❤❤❤ love and God bless you and your families!

Not the chile part 🤣🤣🤣

I live in dallas, Texas, with no power cause of the weather, AND IM NOT MISSING THIS EPISODE 😤😤✊️✊️

My mom and cousin went into the underground tunnels at DL through Space Mountain when they took a wrong turn and went through one of their employees only door. They had changed their mind about riding the ride with us so they tried finding their way out. A bunch of headless characters down there they said it was spooky a whole different world!

1:05:46 😐 that also reminds me of the dog who started questioning itself! The dog was pressing the word buttons saying “why dog?” N would walk to the mirror and look at itself!! I think after that video went viral they actually put the dog on some depression pills to help it 😢

Me watching this w no power cause of the tornadoes in Texas but watchin y’all makes me so happy

Grab your blankie, hold your hombres chile & get ready!! I’m dead af!! 🤣💀

54:26 yoatzi said ALLEGEDLY Disneyland has secret tunnels “ I love your podcasts

In the Bible it does say there will be false prophets so I’m not surprised about it

My sister had an imaginary friend when she was really small around 3-4ish, it started one night when my parents were going to sleep. She introduced her to them & everything. This went on with a few days & later just stopped. It was weird & scary. She was even like moving your stepping on her like girllllll no😭I’ve had lots of dreams of all my teeth falling. Worst feeling fr 😭

I remember in middle school, with my amigas, we would talk about dreams and theories, and the teeth-falling-out situation was so common lol

Yoatzi you give me teacher vibes 🩷🩷🩷 if you didn’t do RU-vid you as a teacher your would shine 🩷🩷

Omg louieeee hit the spot on the butterfly effect! I use to date this guy in hs and we ended up breaking up so I continued to go to his football games to see if he would change his mind and I ended up meeting someone else there and now I am married to him and we have a 6 year old and have been married for 7 lol! If I hadn’t made the choice to be a pendeja I would’ve never met the Loml 😂😂

You guys should watch the movie "don't worry darling" it's like the first conspiracy Louie was talking about!

You need to watch the movie "the butterfly effect" definitely fucks with your mind but it goes more into detail. Such a good movie.

These long episodes 😍😍😍😍

IM LITERALY DRAWING AND LISTENING TO THIS SICKENING PODCAST YALL ARE AMAZING!!

I agree with Louie that you don’t meet or keep your soulmate out of choice. Even if you didn’t know that choice affected the outcome. Or even circumstances could do this. It’s the classic example of us following our own will and not Gods 😮❤

Ik im a little late but one time I had a dream of me my mom and siblings going to McDonald's and we got our food and we parked in the McDonald's parking lot and we were just eating our food and talking then I woke up but then later in the day the same thing happened we went to McDonald's we parked in the same place and eating the same thing and when I realized was when my mom was telling us something and I said "didn't you already tell us this" and it all hit me and i got really freaked out.

Lol I love when louie said ..."I can't imagine those together!!!!" Talking about cocaine and caffeine 😂😂😂😂😂😂

1:02:34 my first time at DisneyLand, me n my bf witnessed one of those light poles fall on an elderly lady and hit her on the head, 😢 ( Nov 22, 2024 around 11am )

Yesssss my Thursdays have life now😍😍😍 nice to see yall all recovered from the party❤🤣🤣💗💜💗💜💗💜 that was the best time!! Thank you guys so much for hosting💜💗💜💗😍😍😍😍

I heard anyone in your dreams are someone you seen before in your life, like we can’t make up new faces. Also have you guys seen the tiktok trend awhile ago where you’re not suppose to ask the day and time in your dreams and ppl started trying it. Lastly the thing about the comas or thinking something is real, that freaks me out so bad sometimes!!! Like if I’m driving and think of movies of car accidents and they don’t remember what happen or think everything is ok when really they’re in the hospital 😭 I live in a rural area and there’s so many semis on our highway, it’s a 2 lane highway and there is so many wrecks on it, it scares me sometimes if I’m driving at night passing semis with their bright lights

Omg 😱 I was looking all morning for the podcast and now I’m 23 minutes late 🤦🏻‍♀️

I think it’s funny, the first story about the guy getting a concussion bc it happens to me all the time when I faint but it’s not serious like his (I have anemia lol). Not too long ago I fainted at work and I was asleep for like 3 minutes and those 3 minutes I had a “dream” about being at your guys podcast as a guest and when I woke up I woke up smiling and I was still thinking about it until my ears unplugged and I heard the customers talking to the police on the phone and the other customer trying to help me cuz I was on the floor. I’ve also had dreams of peppa pig and cartoons and stuff like that, that I’m in there with them and I’m one of them. Your mind is crazy sometimes.

Coca cola had cocaine in it 😧 well that explains everything 😭😭(I’m jkk💀)

The only thing that yall need is in the center of your mesita, a platito or something with your squishy fidget stuff. Maybe they don’t go with the aesthetic of your new studio but yall didn’t have them in the video and idk how to feel about it 😂

oh hell nah yoatzi’s blue beam conspiracy scares me😀

project blue beam is giving spider-man far from home movie with mysterio & his drones

Girrrrl sometimes y’all make me nervous with conspiracy theories y’all believe 🤣🤣🤣

I love y’all sm!! My favorite podcasttt!!!🩷💜

Right on tiiime! Just started my workout!

Yoatzi I love u guys both ❤ u guys are so funny 😊

Trust me sometimes I think I’m sleeping and I’m dreaming and I’m a wake up and see how my life could be with the choices I made… you guys aren’t alone 😅

Yoatzi’s conspiracy story sounds like a cult 😂

Commenting for Louie to tell him we are REAL🫶🏻🫶🏻

DISNEY DISCOVERY ISLAND ! It’s ALLEGED that the animatronics left there haunt the abandoned island

You guys should do something where the fans can sometimes voice their opinion’s on the topics you guys have

YAYYYYYYYY I almost forgot but ANOTHER EPISODE 🎉🤪

The blue project subject sounds like that spider mann movie🤨🤨

This is something I really think about. Yk how people always say that ur family members in heaven look down on you and they meet they’re loved one who had already passed keep in mind im catholic, but like 2-3 years ago this person at my moms work was like super super religious and was always talking about the Virgin Mary and God and all the santos, don’t get me wrong I loved hearing all the stories she would tell me about God and things related to him,but she had told me that when ur in heaven it’s something that u can vividly see and I asked her, u can see God the way I’m seeing you rn? And she was like yes. The thing that gets me thinking sometimes is like the fact that she told me that I would see God the way I saw her while I was talking to her, but my question is will I be conscious when talking to God if I ever pass away and meet him? it’s like if the spirit that leaves us leaves with everything, with our consciousness, memories, personality all that, something else I wonder is when I pass away will I see my body as I’m coming out of it? ósea will my spirit see my body and keep my life going but just at a different location and without the people I left on earth but with the people that left earth and are in heaven? That’s just my thoughts but it gets to the point that I’m so so curious that I want to pass away to see if it’s true that I will see God the way I would see someone who I’m have a normal conversation with and come back to earth after I was in heaven checking to see if it’s true or not. Just a genuine thought.🤷‍♀️

I didn’t not know that about Coca Cola 😂😮

I love yall ❤️ I missed yalls poddy vidsss!!!

I didn’t know that fact actually Louie 😭

I loveeeee these!!!!!😍😍

i love you guys 💜🩷!!!!

We need the reading subscribers scary stories orrrr have your parents come on and tell their stories 😭😭😭🌹

22:49 im dead 😭😭😭

Please have Louie spell: pneumonia

Haha “allegedly”

ALLEGEDLY!!! 😂😂😂

Nobody: Yoatzi: coco nuhhhh

“Project Blue Beam” sounds like the rapture in Christianity

Noooooo ! I didn’t get the notification 😭😭😭 I’m soooo saddd ! ☹️

my mind now "allegedly"

I hate it when it ends 😢 how about 2 videos every week 🤣🫢?

OMG I cracked tf uppp at "OR PEANUT BUTTTAAAA" I knew exactly where he got that from before he said the movie lmfaooooo

This was definitely a good episode! Sometime I feel podcast can be very repetitive and just interview style but not this one! You guys definitely make it interesting and keep us on our toes!!

the lamp story is trippy!! i believe that what he saw/ experienced in those few seconds was real. he saw himself living in an alternate universe in a different reality! i love that y’all have conversations like this

I’m LOVING The Longer Episodes 😭😭

Lmao at Louie being like “I’m scared comment if you’re real” lmaooo 😂

Yoatzi : “coconuhhh”

Omg heavy on the “small things can change your life” there’s been at least three moments in my life where I know if I chose something different, I’d probably be muerto 😭 SPOOOKYYYUU

The amount of times louie says ew is so real 😂😭

“I remember going down this tunnel” I think you mean rabbit hole Louieeeee 😂

Omg if y’all don’t call it “Yoatzis dumb a** fact of the day” I don’t want it 💀😂 jk I do but that would be so funny 😂

Lmfao Pinchi Louie YOA was all deep with her story and He straight flips it to Being a 🌶️ I’m 💀💀💀

Okay so now that im pretty wine drunk, im gonna talk about something that i dont like talking about because its kinda traumatizing to me. So ever since i was 13-14 years old, i started having dreams about people dying and actually coming true. The first one i ever had was when i was in 7th grade, i dreamnt that i was in the back seat of a car, there was a baby girl right beside me in her car seat, a women in her 20s that ive never seen before that was driving and a guy that ive never seen before as well in the passenger seat. I remember us just driving and out of no where a car appears in front of us, bright head lights getting closer and closer, i knew we were about to crash so the last thing i did before i woke up from the dream is hold on the baby girl. I woke up the next morning, speechless from the dream, i went to school and noticed one of my friends wasnt in our first period class, i didnt have a phone at the time so i asked another one of our friends if she knew where our friend was, her next words still hunt me to this day, she said that our friend's sister and the husband had a car accident last night and passed away, their baby girl was with them as well but somehow she didnt even get a scratch. That friend that told me the news showed me a picture of all them...they were the same people from my dream. Ive had a few more after that. Im not gonna lie, i get scared at times to go to sleep because my dreams sometimes come true, the good ones and the bad ones.

I like how Louie believes in different dimensions, but he doesn’t believe we went to the moon 😂🤣

give us a hint for the next guestttuhhh

Dude the Disney part where the mom let her 4 year old daughter go by herself to the bathroom, I’m 16 and I don’t even go to the bathroom by myself in a public space I always ask someone go with me or I always go with someone if the ask me to go so I find that so insane that a mom would honestly do that!!

The first conspiracy/mind fuck that louie was talking about reminded me of the plot of the series Alice In Borderland.

Guys you need to bring Benjy Chavez to Pretty Not Smart! I think it’ll be so fun to see the three of you together!

When they recited the Charlie and the chocolate factory line, I couldn’t stop laughing 😭

31:24 this is exactly in the Bible, that there will be a false god! Matthew 24:24 says, “For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect”

The first story Louie told gave off very WandaVision vibes😂

Fun fact haha yes!! mi grandma always tells us to drink a coke when we have a headache

1:06:35 there was this one kid around 6 and he vividly remembered the titanic going down because he was one of the passengers that died on the titanic in his past life. So crazy

1:05:40 there was also a little girl who put together her past life murderer story together and they end up catching him later!! That’s so trippy !

The lamp story reminded me of something that happened to us last week. My bf's niece was in the hospital with a concussion from a fall, and she kept saying that the day before she had been to the zoo and we kept telling her like "no mi amor, we didnt go to the zoo" but she kept insisting and even getting frustrated that we kept telling her no. She's like 7-8yrs old and she was going into detail about what she did and what she was wearing and who she was with. So, listening to the lamp story made me think about the whole alternative universe thing and blew my mind.

Not me online shopping while listening to Louie’s tree dream and typing in tree fox instead of white fox lmfao😭

47:25 with what Louis saying right now I feel like God blesses you when you make the right decision when it comes to picking family/friends over anything that’s not as important

Haha yoazti telling her story and louie " I feel like that with chiles 🌶" so you do you think i was a 🌶😂😂😂 louie always makes me crack tf Up I LOVE LOUIE 💜

New World Order has been in the works for decades 😭as a conspiracists i’ve had anxiety about this since i was 16 😂glad everyone else does too LMFAOO que Dios nos ayude! xo

YOATZI OMG, before you said the teeth dream I was literallyyyy thinking “omg Louie’s same dream is like mine but w my teeth falling out”😭 so crazy you have the same one !! good thing I know the meaning now I would wake up so scared😭🤣

Take this as a grain of salt Louie but I looked it up AND in 1968 was the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr on April 4th of 1968! So take this info AS A GRAIN OF SALT!

"Hold your hombre's chile" 🤣

MY THURSDAY AREEEE AMAZING NOW THAT PRETTY NOT SMART IS BACK best summer ever ❤

Lmfao wtf “ how about , shut up “ 😂😂😂😂😂 yall funny

7:38 this part had me so dead “or peanut buttaaaa”😂😂😂u guys are hilarious

I’m so happy yall are back. This video was scary but interesting. I can’t wait to hear more conspiracies and fun facts. I can’t wait until you guys have more guests on your podcast.

I remember a story similar to what Yoatzy was talking about the woman with the miscarriage: In the the story the woman describes how she had a baby boy that passed 8 hrs after birth. She was so sad and devastated. Years later she ended up getting pregnant and had a son. At about 3 years of age the son was with mom and telling her how much he loved her and out of nowhere the little boys tells her “It’s me mom Nicholas, remember me. I’m Nicholas, I came back to be with you. Turns out that was the name that they gave to the baby boy that had passed. Mom said she had never mentioned that name or story around her 3 year old ever, nor was it ever talked around the house because it was still very painful for her. She immediately did think it was her other son reincarnated in to her now little boy. She said she couldn’t find any other explanation to why he would know that and say that. Crazy!! It still gives me goosebumps 😳😳😳😳

Watch the Jim Carrey movies. The Truman show and eternal sunshine of the spotless mind or the butterfly effect with Ashton Kutcher. All these movies they did them literally telling us the world we live in. Also aliens are fallen angels. I completely believe in all these things and I love these episodes you guys. ❤️

Facts on the tunnel for Disneyland.. been thru it one time.. in fact one tunnel I have gone thru is from DCA to Disneyland literally under the bus drop off, it was during the Disney Runs I have done..

Have you guys watched the movie Interstellar?

LOVE fun fact of the century!! Thought i was the only one who loves fun facts 💗💗