Best speech I ever got was in my first year atom. Made the aa team as a first year and our coach was a beauty. From red deer so a decent sized town but small compared to Calgary, who we were playing that day. We were getting speed bagged after the second. Coach comes in the locker room and drops a classic on the fellas: “those guys over there think their shit don’t stink cause they’re big city boys”. Boys went out in the third and took it
OMFG THIS IS FROM MY BRAIN DUDE GET OUT. This was EXACTLY my “kinda nice” coach when we were killing it we would still get deemed out for doing things wrong but sometimes he’d kill us with a compliment JUST like this. Fucking crazy I totally forgot about these times in my life and your videos bring it RIGHT BACK. Thanks
Man no wonder I could recognize some of your videos ! My coach did literally that smashed the door on that pole and fucking always one of em would pick up a stick and knock all the others over you are literally inside my memories bro. That’s wild
Gets the kid with no wheels to pick up the sticks at the end, obviously doing chew and spitting into the coffee cups. This is way too close to my fucking coach’s dude I’m seriously convinced you quantum leaped a memory out of my head here. This is INSANE the coaches even LOOK similar to my old ones. What the actual fuck I’m tripping out on this video feels like you literally stole a memory I forgot how the fuck
I dont think i have ever watched a full hockey game in my life let alone stepped on the ice. Yet thse videos are still hilarious to me regardless.. lol.
You just KNOW the whole team’s gonna turn up on time for that technical and get chewed out big time for not being there 30 minutes early. Coach just throws it in there with all the deep compliments, knowing KNOWING not a damn player will remember in a week’s time and it’s back to the disappointed Dad, “who wants to be here?” bollocking from before. Even just the fact there are 5 beaten up old sticks barely _touching_ that wall is perfect set design. By the end, the assistant’s just holding damn things😂😂
JESUS CHRIST that tossed me right back. My dad played and then got hit by a car, I pretty much turned into a smaller angrier version. My mom “STOP BODY CHECKING THE BOYS AND USE BOTH FEET!” 😂😂