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Abbott and Costello - You're 40, she's 10 

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Bud asks Lou how long will it take until they're the same age....

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@danaordane
@danaordane 6 лет назад
'not unless I come from the mountains' listen to the in between talk. so funny!!
@TomO-if7nh
@TomO-if7nh 6 лет назад
"Who's 40? I'm a boy!"
@teaberdean1
@teaberdean1 6 лет назад
These guys were geniuses.
@lloydkline1485
@lloydkline1485 6 лет назад
Tim Simons the best ever
@NoName-bh4pf
@NoName-bh4pf 4 года назад
@@nxp22 Ah yes. The holocaust and segregation. What a time to be alive.
@danabandaned6792
@danabandaned6792 4 года назад
@@NoName-bh4pf Well I'm white so it'd be pretty rad.
@PooftMancrap
@PooftMancrap 3 года назад
@@danabandaned6792 Yea but if you made friends with a black dude, it wouldn't be rad for very long 😬
@imperatorrm
@imperatorrm 4 года назад
"not unless I come from the mountains" LMFAO!
@Roguhr
@Roguhr 5 лет назад
woah wait, why did you cut the clip before the punchline? "wait a minute, do you know this girl?" "no" "why you gonna marry a girl you don't know?"
@chrisgast
@chrisgast 4 года назад
Maybe they don't have the full clip.
@thevideoclub8562
@thevideoclub8562 3 года назад
there are many punchlines in an Abott and Costello routine
@WalterDWormack214
@WalterDWormack214 3 года назад
@@chrisgast Trust me, they had the whole clip. It's just a thing 'thing' with RU-vid.com posters, to 'shortsheet' the clips they upload.
@michaelortega3432
@michaelortega3432 6 лет назад
"I gotta good idea where I'm goin." Every anime protagonist ever.
@DAMIENDMILLS
@DAMIENDMILLS 6 лет назад
I'M GOIN' T' JAAAAAIL!!!!
@ShinKamaitachi
@ShinKamaitachi 4 года назад
LOL
@Bayani01
@Bayani01 3 года назад
@@ShinKamaitachi you forgot the i
@richardnogan4579
@richardnogan4579 6 лет назад
The genius of it all is that they are logically convincing. Like most of their skit's. Give me two tens for a five. Who's one first and so on.
@finalboss8514
@finalboss8514 4 года назад
3 bananas
@chanceagray
@chanceagray 4 года назад
Look up 7 into 28 13 times.
@finalboss8514
@finalboss8514 4 года назад
@@chanceagray I love that one
@chanceagray
@chanceagray 4 года назад
@@finalboss8514 Me too. It cracks me up.
@edited7382
@edited7382 Год назад
I love Abbott's responses to Costello's ridiculous and hilarious comments in order to get them back on track... "Not unless I come from the mountains" "Never mind that"! I cannot watch abbott and costello anymore without completely focusing on abbott.
@mikoexo2894
@mikoexo2894 5 лет назад
I’m dead!!! I watched this skit when I was kid and never understood what Costello was talking about. Now I do. I can’t even 😂😂😂
@UnclePhil1112
@UnclePhil1112 5 лет назад
Man you could NEVER make a joke like this today
@jojo-b55
@jojo-b55 4 года назад
You'd never get far enough to deliver the punchline....
@UnclePhil1112
@UnclePhil1112 4 года назад
Jo Biehle you wouldn’t make it past 15 seconds
@EbuCallinav
@EbuCallinav 3 года назад
Not unless you came from the mountains.
@superdupersomething
@superdupersomething 3 года назад
??? Twitter=world I guess.
@UnclePhil1112
@UnclePhil1112 3 года назад
@@superdupersomething what? I didn’t even mention Twitter homie
@dareolushina4391
@dareolushina4391 6 лет назад
These two guys are the greatest teacher of fallacy
@SpyroTDragon
@SpyroTDragon 3 года назад
Nothing like watching these classic Abbott and Costello flicks.
@kongstrong1938
@kongstrong1938 6 лет назад
100 to the infinite power and 70 to the infinite power. Virtually the same age.
@redacted6813
@redacted6813 6 лет назад
I hope the next words outta his mouth were 'You're telling me you wanna marry a 10 year old girl?'
@finalboss8514
@finalboss8514 4 года назад
"[...]do you actually know this girl?" "no." "why are you going to marry a girl you don't know?"
@juleswoodbury58
@juleswoodbury58 4 года назад
Tell this joke in prison and if you survive that day, noone will ever miss with you.
@10babiscar
@10babiscar 6 лет назад
the guy keeps pushing his hand down, let him eat the prawn
@JustinsRealmMC
@JustinsRealmMC 6 лет назад
Tbh this is a great demonstration of age problems in maths
@ViolaGrl19
@ViolaGrl19 4 года назад
Ratio
@grammarofficerkrupke4398
@grammarofficerkrupke4398 3 года назад
A runner can never reach the finish line because first he runs half of the distance, then he runs half of what's left, then half of that and so on. It goes on forever.
@timmoore9855
@timmoore9855 6 лет назад
Let him eat damn it!
@InvestBetter.
@InvestBetter. 3 года назад
"Not unless I lived in the mountains!"
@killertrr1
@killertrr1 Месяц назад
She's catching up! 😂
@lukerowley8320
@lukerowley8320 2 года назад
Gentlemen, know your limits. And your asymptotes.
@Benjackalope
@Benjackalope 6 лет назад
It stopped where it was getting good.
@j.m.turner1756
@j.m.turner1756 6 лет назад
Believe it or not, there was once a time when making you think about stuff was funnier than saying "dick".
@TheFuryGlitch
@TheFuryGlitch 6 лет назад
delta squad4577 let me show you my child "SAO abridged". Sadly you need to watch the source material to appreciate it, but it's still legitimately smart and funny.
@maxieprimo2758
@maxieprimo2758 6 лет назад
delta squad4577 believe it or not, that time is still now. It seems the only humor you pay attention to is from teenagers on the internet, instead of actually looking for good comedians.
@puranichu
@puranichu 6 лет назад
somebody saying penis irl still makes me laugh
@letitbegin1012
@letitbegin1012 6 лет назад
Lol but dicks r funny
@Graknorke
@Graknorke 6 лет назад
I wouldn't exactly call Abbott and Costello thought provoking. It's more like very well executed puns.
@finalboss8514
@finalboss8514 4 года назад
"not unless I come from the mountains."
@ScaryTaleshorrorradio
@ScaryTaleshorrorradio 6 лет назад
funniest team in show business
@iusedtobecrazy1790
@iusedtobecrazy1790 4 года назад
"I am a boy" 😂😂😂
@Hbbt82
@Hbbt82 6 лет назад
With everything going on in the news now 😂😂😂😂
@AlexE5250
@AlexE5250 6 лет назад
Dave Santiago how long would you have to wait before you can run for US senate
@Hbbt82
@Hbbt82 6 лет назад
Alex Edwards Start the petition.
@Onimirare
@Onimirare 6 лет назад
what is going on in the news?
@adamromanak7605
@adamromanak7605 4 года назад
I checked the date and thought, what about now? 😁
@chaosXP3RT
@chaosXP3RT 2 года назад
It doesn't matter how long he waits, he'll always be twenty years older than her.
@saged.samaroo8438
@saged.samaroo8438 6 лет назад
This show is ingenious
@FredConaway-rv9fb
@FredConaway-rv9fb 5 месяцев назад
Great routine!!!
@vids4u_164
@vids4u_164 6 лет назад
10 40 30 60 40 70 70 100 Thats 7/10 way better than 1/4
@jumbo6498
@jumbo6498 6 лет назад
They need to live happily *forever* after for that that to work out
@seijin4426
@seijin4426 4 года назад
I'm in the mood for some shrimp.
@paulcoy9060
@paulcoy9060 6 лет назад
Okay, you're talking about a 10 year old child, but all I can concentrate on is Bud's cigarette.
@carlosvasquez7755
@carlosvasquez7755 6 лет назад
When ever I want to trip someone out when we high I show them this
@forehaha8105
@forehaha8105 6 лет назад
IM A BOY
@JannettBauder-kj8yn
@JannettBauder-kj8yn Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂l love you guy and so did my sun
@jamesanthony8438
@jamesanthony8438 8 лет назад
I always loved this skit :)
@aytasmj841
@aytasmj841 5 лет назад
she's catching up!! 😉😝😂😂😂😂😂
@dragonridley
@dragonridley 6 лет назад
Wibbley Wobbley Timey Wimey.
@christianruiz4829
@christianruiz4829 6 лет назад
If shes 10 I'm 10
@thegodshrek7125
@thegodshrek7125 4 года назад
It’s not gonna be a pip it’s gonna be illegal
@PharmDOfficial
@PharmDOfficial 6 лет назад
"She's catching up" lol I'm dead. I'm one of the few Millienials who appreciate them and always will!!!
@owenpatton9357
@owenpatton9357 6 лет назад
PharmD Official You’re not special, you’re not in the few. Millions still do.
@PharmDOfficial
@PharmDOfficial 6 лет назад
Uh no, I asked a few of my buddies to watch it and they didn't laugh at all. It's not "millions", sorry.
@owenpatton9357
@owenpatton9357 6 лет назад
PharmD Official Good job generalizing billions of people with ‘a few of my friends’.
@PharmDOfficial
@PharmDOfficial 6 лет назад
Good job assuming you know millions of people, you know, since you can speak on behalf of all of them.
@owenpatton9357
@owenpatton9357 6 лет назад
PharmD Official I can speak on the behalf of hundreds of thousands of pages on Abbott and Costello, the millions of reviews on it. You are certainly not in the ‘few’ people who enjoy it. You’re trying to act like this show wasn’t popular and you’re so special because you’re 13 and you like something that was made before you were born. Overlooking the fact that it was and is loved by millions
@electronron1
@electronron1 4 года назад
I have the entire restaurant scene of this movie (Pinch Me Please) on 16 mm film, too bad my projector is out of commision.
@duartevilelas9688
@duartevilelas9688 2 года назад
The trick to this question is scale.👌 They will always be 30 years appart. The thing is, the more they age, the less those 30 years will feel like.👉 One is 40 the other is 10. One is midle-aged, the other is very young. One is 100 the other is 70. They're both old😅
@danteciccarelli2790
@danteciccarelli2790 3 года назад
this would never pass in today's world
@jeffreese8694
@jeffreese8694 4 года назад
This isn’t one of my favorites. Maybe I just couldn’t suspend my disbelief.
@christopherrichardson2945
@christopherrichardson2945 3 года назад
I heard it’s Matt Gaetz’s favorite
@pigeonboy7696
@pigeonboy7696 3 года назад
at 1:17 he sounds exactly like Jerry Stiller
@oldcollegeyouth
@oldcollegeyouth 6 лет назад
He is 120 she is 90 factor .75 lol she is catching him
@raequanjohnson2443
@raequanjohnson2443 4 года назад
Adrenochrome type beat
@aperson22222
@aperson22222 3 года назад
So they predicted Matt Gaetz?
@michaellapman3289
@michaellapman3289 6 лет назад
I’ve seen that one so many times and it is obviously impossible
@cherylangel1714
@cherylangel1714 3 года назад
Hollyweird has always been perverted.
@Guitarman7133
@Guitarman7133 5 лет назад
The answer is: 160
@michaelschweigart3517
@michaelschweigart3517 4 года назад
Yeah right, cause then Lou would stop aging
@roberttulibacki7332
@roberttulibacki7332 3 года назад
It amazing how well they work off each other knowing how much they hating each other in real life.
@trashmagik
@trashmagik 4 года назад
chile...
@AustinStahlcrazyboyri
@AustinStahlcrazyboyri 6 лет назад
40 year to wait
@anephemeralcollation3865
@anephemeralcollation3865 4 года назад
Is this the birth of Libertarianism?
@danteangotti5786
@danteangotti5786 3 года назад
I just wanted a cupcake
@JohnSmith-jj9jl
@JohnSmith-jj9jl 6 лет назад
If you're 15, I'm 15.
@onehunyock5922
@onehunyock5922 3 года назад
EDP moment
@MrOmegabob
@MrOmegabob 6 лет назад
infinity.
@hafeezullahjan3274
@hafeezullahjan3274 3 года назад
I just didn't get the last sentences... Can anyone clear that for me.
@yelyahfan88x94
@yelyahfan88x94 3 года назад
I watched on clip about math that was from this show ( as a suggestion) and it's suggesting me this? I haven't even watched the clip and. Uncomfortable.
@SqeakyToy
@SqeakyToy 4 года назад
They say you're robbing the cradle if you date someone whose age is less than half your age plus 7. So a 20 year old can date someone 17, but not 16. A 30 year old could date 22. X >= Y/2 + 7. But if the object of your affection is too young now, how long would you have to wait for him/her to be old enough? Let's do some algebra. X + T = (Y+T)/2 + 7 where T is how many years older you both must be for the relationship to not be creepy. Solving for T: T = (Y+T)/2 + 7 - X 2T = Y + T + 14 - 2X T= Y + 14 - 2X So if your sweetie is too young you have to wait your age plus 14 minus twice her age.
@alfredhutchinson3713
@alfredhutchinson3713 2 года назад
U 🤔BVI🤓USLY r a Mathematician/Engineer/ Physicist!KUD😉S 2 u on a detailed synopsis,even tho',I'll admit ignorance n fully comprehending it. Mar14M2022 Bar🇧🇧bados
@tonyblake7569
@tonyblake7569 6 месяцев назад
Forgot where I heard it but if you have to bring math into it to justify the age gap, she's too young.
@JackBrunelle
@JackBrunelle 6 лет назад
According to Google's calculator, the answer is 6000000030/6000000000 = 1. Lol
@IAMLH
@IAMLH 5 лет назад
The real answer is never she will always be 30 years younger
@danielwatkins1234
@danielwatkins1234 4 года назад
So what’s the answer??
@krshna77
@krshna77 3 года назад
42
@kipitrash9403
@kipitrash9403 3 года назад
This skit and 7 into 28.... who was the mathematician behind this show???
@wapperjaw8282
@wapperjaw8282 5 лет назад
Today the be arrested for such talk ... "going around with a 10-year-old girl got a good idea where I wind up". They would have never made it big in today world. LOL ... "she's catching up"
@jonathanriley7537
@jonathanriley7537 6 лет назад
What's the answer? Why didn't you finish the skit?
@pacothesheep
@pacothesheep 6 лет назад
Jonathan Riley 30 years after his death
@shamaryarde5545
@shamaryarde5545 6 лет назад
It's a trick question. 10 and 40, 15 and 45, and 30 and 60 are divisible by the former numbers. They will never be the same age no matter how long he waits.
@user-oy9zy4ds9m
@user-oy9zy4ds9m 6 лет назад
It’s theoretically possible actually. If you’re twice as old as someone and you get into a space ship and fly around in space at a million miles per hour for a couple years and she stayed on earth, it’s quite possible that she will have actually passed you or caught up to you in age because of time dilation. The faster you go the slower time goes.
@unkownfire25
@unkownfire25 6 лет назад
She's x and he's x + 30, the limit of both as x approaches infinity is infinity, as the numbers get higher the difference becomes so infinitesimally small that it practically doesn't exist. Hence the 1/4, 1/3, 1/2 ratio. The ratio would get closer and closer to one as they both approach infinity, so at infinity they are the same age.
@chugginbeers
@chugginbeers 6 лет назад
Joe Vazquez nope
@kimberlybrabson6944
@kimberlybrabson6944 6 лет назад
That's sounds like a child molester!!!
@dreamofsprings
@dreamofsprings 2 года назад
"Not unless i come from the mountains" what do you mean by that?
@samp.8099
@samp.8099 Год назад
He means that hillbillies like to go for little girls
@megamike15
@megamike15 10 месяцев назад
it's a hilbilly joke.
@BadAssMacmillan
@BadAssMacmillan 11 лет назад
LOL!!
@brucebuchler1103
@brucebuchler1103 6 лет назад
Bud Abbot was a comedic genius also ..watch his consternation at Lou's answers. Lou never gets to eat the shrimp..all part of the skit.
@pinchopaxtonsgreatestminds9591
Madonna is older than her mother.
@ultralaggerREV1
@ultralaggerREV1 6 лет назад
Video explaining about dating lolis XD
@k27ism
@k27ism 6 лет назад
Esteban Esteban Back before it became edgy yet
@justrelax3122
@justrelax3122 4 года назад
It’s creepy
@jamesmanuhaapai8401
@jamesmanuhaapai8401 3 года назад
So is the answer 28?
@_CIA
@_CIA 5 лет назад
Poppunk vocalists be like..
@davigurgel2040
@davigurgel2040 6 лет назад
For those who wonder, the answer is never, because the age of the girl equals x and his age equals x+30. The equation x=x+30 makes no sense at all, because you would be saying that 30=0.
@il3967
@il3967 6 лет назад
Davi Gurgel not unless i came from the mountains
@justincruz8050
@justincruz8050 6 лет назад
Who the fuck would actually need this told to them? OBVIOUSLY THEY WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME FUCKING AGE
@davigurgel2040
@davigurgel2040 6 лет назад
Justin Cruz yeah, reed the comments, brah
@glutinousmaximus
@glutinousmaximus 6 лет назад
...Mohammed didn't wait...
@xxkewldudexx
@xxkewldudexx 6 лет назад
This was comedy back then. Facepalm
@martinrobo123
@martinrobo123 6 лет назад
This is too creepy
@roddydykes7053
@roddydykes7053 6 лет назад
M R Gaming maybe today, when everyone is secretly having these scandals and they’re being found out
@martinrobo123
@martinrobo123 6 лет назад
Cholula Hot Sauce did you get your wit from charm school or your inbreed parents?
@cholulahotsauce7873
@cholulahotsauce7873 6 лет назад
M R Gaming would you give me two 10s for a 5?
@martinrobo123
@martinrobo123 6 лет назад
Cholula Hot Sauce no but I'll tell ya who's on first
@cholulahotsauce7873
@cholulahotsauce7873 6 лет назад
M R Gaming 👍😜🎉
@alisonf9006
@alisonf9006 6 лет назад
40 - 10 4 x 45 - 15 3 x 60 - 30 2 x as soon as it gets to 2x it stays like that
@alisonf9006
@alisonf9006 6 лет назад
they stay same age but dead
@joshfletcher4708
@joshfletcher4708 6 лет назад
90 - 60 1.5 x
@game1t
@game1t 6 лет назад
yeah josh fletcher is right, in calculus terms you can right this problem as the sequence of lim n->∞ n/n+30 , in which the answer is 1. so essentially, you can pick up that their ages are essentially the more similar the older they get, which makes sense comparing something like 1030 and 1000
@dreamofsprings
@dreamofsprings 2 года назад
@@game1t no its never one. It goes closer and closer too 1 but it never gets there
@game1t
@game1t 2 года назад
@@dreamofsprings the ratio at any finite n is not 1, but the limit of the function as n approaches infinity is 1. that means, at least, that the ratio can go lower than 2x which is what i think i thought alison was claiming didnt happen. who knows though i left that comment 4 years ago
@toddjpiascik3653
@toddjpiascik3653 6 лет назад
How old will the little girl be when you get out of jail? LOL this kind of joke is not so much a joke in today's world...once upon a time not so long ago plenty of 40 year old men married 16 year old girls but my how times have changed...if the other person nowadays is of another nationality, religion or different race from you(gasp) or the same sex as you(GASP!), well, all that's A-ok yet this is what is taboo in the 21st century? The world is truly upside down from where it was less than 100 years ago, Archie Bunker is rolling in his grave and the hippies are dancing all over it!
@Acheron1990
@Acheron1990 6 лет назад
Sooooo you're advocating for pedophilia?
@lesterrojas7109
@lesterrojas7109 3 года назад
The mature family suprisingly thaw because tenor hemperly carve failing a deserted south korea. calculating, vigorous size
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