Absolute Mad Lads - Sawney Bean 

If every ad were like that, i'd turn my blocker off

I've just recovered from busting my gut and doing the same thing

yea man ive watched ad three times now

my fucking god, an ad has never made me laugh as much as this one

Now that's the way to promote something.

Was hoping for this comment! :')

Marzeski only 100 likes? blasphemy!

Sean Bean Murders at the Box Office and at The Contract Table. He is The Lord of Those Realms, It's a Modern Day J.O.B. Squad Kill Me Pay Me.

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Lmaoooooo omfg

Depends what parts. In the highlands and shit it’s like that but with farmers. You have to go to the cities and towns for the junkies, druggies and alchies.

@@lasagnamafia so the enemies have different abilities, attacks, and even looks based on what sections of the map they're on? Scotland sounds like a fun rpg

the honest Orange Yep. There’s the part where we hate the English, a part that we hate them even more, a part where we get violent about hating the English, and the part down at the borders where they basically are English and we don’t want them. It’s fun.

@@lasagnamafia at least the U.K. is small. In America when different states aren't getting along its basically a small war

@@thehonestorange713 in the TV show 'Revolution', electricity is absorbed by self replicating nanites worldwide and the states regress into nation-states with their own militias, I always wanted an RPG set in that world because the TV show writing was kind of shitty. Good concept though. The Texas Rangers make a comeback hunting people on horses

Yer boi moves quick

Check mate RU-vid check mate

Almost like companies know better then RU-vid who is the best to sponsor a product or service

adblock: *confused*

The virgin youtube monetization vs the chad paid VPN promotion

same dude

More than that, I didn't even skip through the ad. Dad finally has some kind of a payroll, what a joy to witness

Make sure you click the link in the description! Even if you don’t buy anything, the sponsors can see how many people clicked the link and it’ll look good on Dank’s part if a bunch of people click the link. If Dank can get enough sponsorships, he won’t have to get a job and he’ll be able to concentrate on uploading more videos full time!

The royalty-free music really tied it together. I legitimately thought he was going to say it was a joke; even to the end of the video.

they are really good have had them for years and yea great for him finally

Alpha Wolf there’s still time.

Imagine a group of snowflakes falling to the ground and foaming at the mouth over a single salute.

Has anyone even looked at the subtitles? They are in fucking Scottish!

Brecconable they're not...

@@livedandletdie slash Baghdad the 420 😂😂😂😂😂

Even if it weren't true, I'd love to see that scene. Just heavy metal begins to play as the soldier flies into his rage and goes on to hack and slash at every member of the clan.

Went full Punisher

Alex Taylor without 338 Lapua

I have been a combat medic for almost 2 decades, I'm not known as a slouch in the harvesting of wicked souls. But if that happened to me you can bet the next 2 hours would be a mushroom cloud not even safe to my friends or myself. If I survived that fire... my conscience would eat me alive in short order for my actions but that price would totally be worth it. When your soul gets a shedding like that coming back from it is something rare. Borrowed time, a man only burns like that so long. A couple years, maybe a couple minutes. Shoul crushing trauma like that starts an evolutionary fire in good men, it leaves a burned out shell that poofs out quietly in short order like a sparkler or in seconds in a massive explosion of human hell fire. Is evolutionary, it's a fail safe override for the mind and the body that allows individuals in our species to go beyond accepted human ability mentally as much as physically. One member of the society sees something so terrible that too protect others the mind picks up the big red phone to the body and gives the final launch code and every cell in their body instantly snaps to maximum+ all dials peg out. The person becomes the legend on a battle filled full of heroes, packed with warriors and fighters. One member not only had all self protection shut off in the mind, but the body did too. You want genocide???? Letting one of these guys hate for very long, that's how you get genocides lol and you probably have it coming at least in their broken minds lol

Well, we know very little about those people. Perhaps the wife was a nag or was cheating on him with his best m8... who knows? Perhaps the soldier laughed and shouted "so long, you suckers... and keep the bitch!", as he jumped on his horse and rode off... we'll never know, but let's presume the best.

He was right it wasn't over

They should pay Dank for general commercials this was lovely.

yeah. it's the 1st time i have ever watched paid promotion on any video on yt.kudos!

i wish more paid promotions were like this.

Indeed. I've actually shared the clip with friends just because of the ad.

Agree

The Dragonlord video is in the same playlist than absolute mad lads. So yeah THE LORD was the first Madlad. Still wishing for an update tho. the lord makes porn now xd

yup

@@Animefan1803 wait... What? Sauce pls. Not porn sauce but sauce that verifies it. I'm good on seeing that porn lol

I love myself a bit of porn sauce

@@tdbla98 Some Website that rhimes with "Corn Duck", or Something than that. And i got told you have to search "Drachenlord"

ok

Everyone knows Frankie Boyle has nothing to offer other than the same old in his ethnic accent :)

Yeah I wish I had this accent

It's also all those edited cuts with perfect timing.

Mugduh

always thought they were scams

@@southpenguinjay110 why? It's just a VPN.

Been using ExpresVPN for ages - as I'm a pentester, constantly on-site, it's awesome being able to be private in hotels :D

If I wasn't already in a country where VPNs are blocked, I would have used Dankulas's link. To install Mullvard.

right? would have too.

you can notice that working in a call center does pay off a little

Phobias are things people are afraid of. Cannibals are indeed things to be afraid of.

that's racist

@@unherolike I am a cannibal and I am deeply offended by this comment, you're getting reported for hate speech

MISOGYNIST

Apparently cannibalism is technically not illegal in the US, but due to the numerous other laws surrounding corpses the only way to legally eat somebody is for them to voluntarily gift you a piece of their body while they are alive and fully capable of making such decisions.

not much has changed

A good thing that's not being pushed for now lol, people dehumanizing other people even if it's just because they disagree with them

@John Toas I disagree, they're still human no matter how grotesque their actions

except Sawney bean is a fiction.

@@markw.loughton6786 Maybe. How much record of fact from today will survive a few hundred years? Not much. Every fact about my life is real and happens but there will be very little existence I ever existed in 100 years.

Jarl Lunde that could be difficult, since some businesses don’t want to be associated with him.

@@blackjesus476 damn who called Sherlock

Critique your mother did, she wants to know why you’re still single.

@@blackjesus476 ok bro

+1

holy shit

Clicked to scroll and find this comment.

It's even better because now we know it was most likely propaganda, which fits the last few arcs of AoT a bit too well...

I remember thinking "Guess Isayama did his homework" at that.

Doesn't count, they're white.

@@fickmydick7314 But they are a minority, so it does count

@@mackozbogdanca727Number does not matter colour does, or ethnical affiliation.

the man was the fuckin' Doom slayer

Was probobly a fake story

@@syndromeofadowns Nobody cares. It's fun to hear. Star Wars is fake but still fun.

@@SantaClaus-kk8zr r/wooosh

@@syndromeofadowns Well structured joke fuck nugget.

Maybe Charles Salvador, englands most dangerous prisoner? Or perhaps Digby tatham warner who stormed njimegen bridge with an umbrella?

*Simo Häyhä 💖

Nah I've heard Meechan is actually Hitler himself, he'd get banned real quick.

Audie Murphy would be a good one

This Meechan guy sounds like a piece of shit

Sounds like a dungeon in Skyrim.

Scotland is a magical place.

son of a bitch took the words right out my mouth

Sounds like a main quest out of Red Dead Redemption 2

first witcher has a quest where you find an old cannibal fella in the swamp, claiming he only eats recently diseased corpses.

Heil Buddha!

Heil Buddha

Heil Buddha

Heil Buddha

Heil Buddha

What are you suggesting? 👁👄👁🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀

You mean like Chris Chan?

💀 I mean... you're not wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️

Chris-chan found a Girlfriend. No, not Barb, an actual girl, but she looks 12. Shock.

Thing is though that studies show women actually PREFER psycopathic men sexually. So if you're a nice man it's not hope at all

sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things

Lucky Marvin had Express VPN, so nobody caught onto his internet orders!

That man is a saint. I think of him as saint killdozer.

It's a tie between Killdozer and Shoko Asahara for me.

Shoko Asahara had his own anime. I'm pretty sure he's got killdozer beat.

Yes, the way he turns it into a comedy sketch is genius. It reminds me of Bill Burr’s ad reads. We gotta do our part by clicking the link so that he’ll be more likely to get sponsorships in the future!

I just renewed my subscription happily using count dankulas code

Same! If I will ever have money I will throw some in their way. And then I will actually have a reason to use their service, soooo... Just respect for now.

eh there's better options

Make sure to click the link anyways! Sponsors can see that shit and they’ll be more likely to give Dankula ads in the future. It’ll only take a few seconds, click the link and you can back out immediately. We gotta do our part to make sure that Dankula is able to keep uploading free content!

They didn't accept BigDaddyBulge420 tho, shame.

We aren't, that's Norfolk you're talking about

As a scot descendant from the American south. Can confirm all the incest lovong cannibals moved here and made moonshine, they all still live in Kentucky and raise horses, prolly fuck em

That's what I heard too. An Englishman told me the tale and swore, that every word was true. Apparently they even commemorate Sawney by sowing "mystery meat" into the stomach of a beast, boiling it... and eating it! "Don't go further than Berwick, lad", he said. "North of there, the hills have eyes" (from that point on, the conversation was swerving towards Papua-New-Guinea....)

fenriz218 wow, just like the English folks to be calling us everything under the sun.

@@6avn Yes, and many more tales he had to tell. Of Welshmen, who apparently dwell in abandoned mine shafts, and the Irish... spine-chilling stuff what must be going on, on the island. I mean, transvestism, incest and cannibalism... must you really...?

14

Because of the Nazi Pug thing

Shaving is for women and male feminists

But then he would have to shave of the magnificent beard

I think Norm McDonald put them off by sponsoring them for 3 months while his face got subtly sorer and redder with each of his episodes

No

Fucking yes

In his defense. Most of the sawney clan are kids. Its like me beating little boys on grade schools

Then again GS is slaying goblins mostly at the same height as kids

@@silvergiovanni5336 yeah but they eat other children and also at the time weren't considered human so it's sort of like pest control.

Ad like commerical only has one d, add is math like 2 +2

Haha really liked the commie cyber ninja 😂😂

Puddin ya typo. That’s iPhone for u. Am I going to fix it? Nope cuz u get what I was saying

I even played the ad twice

@@kiwiPatchAz shit happens to me all the time n i never fix my fucked up comments yet i cant tell u y i said that cuz I dont really like grammar Nazi

Good sources of protein and fats, I suppose.......

I mean the story is bullshit but ya know

why are u everywhere

@@Rashingo it's his job?

Oh. Hey Justin. Have a nice day.

When the "come as dinner" isn't a type for come for dinner"

i see you have a fine taste in content too

Bearings

Sawney's Bean

Apparently ExpressVPN's...

Sawney's peen

NO

Are you happy? Are you proud?

Believe it or not this dude does have several movies inspired by him most notably being "The Hills Have Eyes" except that movie is set in America. Edit: I didn't finish the video before commenting. Oops

LMAO Great request, but if you want a good one on him too check LGR Tech Tales on him, good stuff!

YES THE NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Hell yeah, his story is wild

Showtime has a doc on him thats great its on netflix also

Seriously dude was off the walls

He was the one who thought he was Genghis Khan reincarnated right?

Ungern von Sternberg literally translates to "Donotwant of Star Mountain". With a name like that I'd go mad too

@@pdittrich Doesn't ungern translate to something like "not keen (on)" ?

@@vane909090 yes. I was exagerating a bit.

@@vane909090 in that context it does. He actually was called "Von Ungern-Sternberg", but he changed it to the more punny "Ungern von Sternberg" because he thought Sternberg was too jewish, and he wasn't keen on a jewish name...

Congratulations, mate!

What part of the human are you going to feed him once he's old enough for solids? Congratulations sir!

Your son was born under the sign of the mad lad. That should probably worry and/or excite you.

Congratulations, you should download this video so when he becomes of the appropriate age you can show it to him.

Congratulations, friend!

Best advert ever right? 😂

oh yes he did.

the vpn bois support a lot of youtubers that usually don't get sponsors. They know where all the other companies are missing out because they actually understand how the internet works ;)

Is it wrong that i laughed my ass off at dank having a sponsor

Deserves a few more likes. I upped it.

You honestly deserve an award for that one.

Top kek

😂😂😂😂why tf did I read the end of that in the chinese guy from south parks voice hewwo shitty wok?

WIT A BRACK FRIDAY BUNDURU

They do things differently up in Scotland.

@@hpjk772 Leopold 2 was a very close associate of my great great great grandfather ,so much so that leopold didn't retaliate when they sieged one of his Stanley falls forts after a soldier stole one of his slaves. so i agree he was definitely a mad lad. ps-( i think they both might be candidates tbh)

@Mirogod Lmao, if there is one thing monarchy produced excessently then it was incompetent leaders. I mean, sure, there were great ones like Alfred the Great, Alexander the Great, Richard the Lionheart, etc. But there were also Kings that were complete morons, like solid 60 IQ morons, coming from bloodlines diluted through incest (just google "Bourbon dynasty"). The Great thing about monarchy is that when you do have a brilliant leader (for example Caesar Augustus) he can use his unlimited political power to micromanage everything until it's perfect. If you a have a numbnut that is only intrested in taxing the shit out his subject while living the high live (like the Ptolomies for example) you have 100% certified dumbsterfire waiting to happen. TLDR; If you have leaders only in their position through birth and not by merit, you're gonna have a few good ones, quite alot of mediocre ones and ALOT of bad ones.

Yes

lolol

Bruh. I see you everywhere

Aye defo

@@C_0_N Where the is autism I'm there.

^daddybigbulge420

@joker Darker I agree, might be a nice little earner for him!

I spent thre minutes looking for a comment to mention this. THREE GOTTVERDAMMT MINUTES. Anyway glad to know I'm not the only weeb here 👌

I KNEW THOSE TITANS REMIDED ME OF SOMETHING. GOD DAMM

And it helps when they are relevant and not dollar shave club

Using sex to advertise is a double edged sword i missed the link because i was wanking over sonic

Was that Sonic suit assless or something? I feel like I was very clearly staring at bare ass for a second there.

@@KagemaruHitokiri Yep, his name is Buttcheek Sonic.

if i lived within 100km it would be buttsecks sonic just sayin

its probably because of the irony haha

David Thorp yeah, it was Indiana, I know because it happened near where I live.

That's a mini madlad

@Cynical Frenchface yeah its sad you can praise ROMMEL and The red baron of all people for there skills and exploits but if you do it for a confederate figure your dog pilled its dumb genrarl lee and other non extremist confederates deserved to be remebered for there skills exploits and belifs to learn from history.

Stove pipe Johnson? That's what she said the first time she saw it. 😂

Ah yes, Quaker Guns. A somewhat common tactic in those times, to exaggerate the force capability if not outright lie entirely.

Geez a sub en

phil mccrakkin?

Who would take an army, complete with elephants, over a mountain range just to attack Rome?

@@Josephus_da_Killer losing 80% or more of his army in the process

@@solus48 and he nearly destroyed Rome with that patchwork force.

Cutting out his infected eye with a sword also

I literally sought out those savages in RDR2 and hunted them

dude that game mentally destroyed me im still 2 months later so fucking sad after the ending

“You tryin to rob a sick man mr?”

After about a year: 37 people... :>)

So glad someone else got it

That's actually why I recognized Sawney and Bean

OHH SHIT SO THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS

Damn Japan, going deep with dem scotish references.

Alexander: What can I do for you, great philosopher? Diogenes: You could move. You’re blocking my sun. Alexander: Were I not Alexander, I would be Diogenes.

Totally.

Citizen: look at Diogenes, he lives like a dog! Diogenes: Pisses on citizen('s house depending on the source)

"I am searching for the bones of your father, but cannot distinguish them from those of a slave." -Diogenes when Alexander asked him why he was messing with some human bones

Unauthorized Expression that’s a pretty large Walmart, probably houses all of America’s incest-ridden fat bastards.

@@scottishwolf2439 so just your average Scotts?

A large Walmart, or a small IKEA.

@@Indypotter1 how do you know his name is Scott? Or did you mean Scot's?

@@porpoisequeen4775 a small yet infinite Ikea

Yeah im actually happy to see direct sponsorship of content creators. As someone that uses ad block on RU-vid since before the demonetization because I knew RU-vid would slowly fuck over its golden geese in favor of ad money.

Also am i the only one noticing more Mid-Roll ads popping up on videos (on Mobile)

The inhabitants of Hartlepool are known as Monkeyhangers, since that is what they did to this poor simian, washed up from a wreck of the Armada. They thought it was a Spaniard

Märdäür

what? You mean the correct fucking way to pronounce murder?

Fladdy Meerpootin He's just saying his accent makes it sound unique to him. Calm the fuck down, man.

@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 you need to calm down, son

@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 it's hardly unique to him- have you not seen Taggart?

Probably Rockstar are always putting scottish references into their games.

God I loved clearing out that cave. Shamelessly wasted a load of incendiary shot shells just to watch the bastards burn.

Murfee Brood are legit creepy fucks...

@@GeneralTantzu i thought I'd unlocked the undead nightmare dlc when i first saw them

Exactly what I said

your picture makes this comment so much better

That's what he said, but keep in mind: he's Scottish. Reality, I fear, is different. Keep in mind: many works of literature about Scotland have been produced over the last thousand years... each containing at least one mention "...and they're incestuous cannibals".

@@fenriz218 The West coast can get a bit mental.

tell that to my sister who is also my aunty and wife

@mike gallimore hello from forres

*he hates BLACK people

That is very FUNNY

Your doing your part

@@syndromeofadowns is it the name

Sounds awesome, as long as I ignore how horrible internet access must be.

Sounds like you are living the dream. I'll take a house in the countryside, surrounded by trees, nearest neighbour 2 miles away and a few witches over an apartment in the city, surrounded by concrete, noise, cars,... and a million people any day of the week. After all, witches aren't real...people very much are.

Sounds like the recipe for a horror movie.

@@Brecconable Yeah, like 28 Days Later...or WW2.

Ya posh neek english gump you talk like "haha i thou that costs blardablar" shut up😠😠😠😠😠😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!

@@Zackislivid imagine giving a fuck how people talk you sad neek stop being a prick for the sake of being a prick

Just for the cannibalism, let's not joke around here

You mean that wasn't a reference to Richard Sharpe?

Good manga, even minor characters have a reference to somethings.

Fuck you

To bad she got ripped apart

@@charlottewalnut3118 But So Did They

What so special about him? He is just another South American dictator.

@@THE1970ROBOT hes the reason Commies are completely in traumitized shock whenever they hear a helicopter

No, aweonao.

🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

I'd like one for Tito.

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Brothers’s grimm type or darker?