Brilliant, just brilliant. Just what I needed after getting devastating news from my doctor just a couple of hours earlier. I thought I'd NEVER EVER laugh again. Thanks for proving me wrong!
Me too--I have severe Crohn's Disease & was told through hospital counseling to constantly watch comedy because it IS proven that laughter IS the best medicine... And it REALLY keeps me more healthy & less panicked...
@@leighhunterjumperz3038 good luck. Your attitude will go a long way too. I'm VERY familiar with chrons and lived with someone who has it for 31 years. Been through hell and back, (incl. Iliostomy in the 90s) and now she is stronger than EVER before and takes care of ME. Sometimes what seems like THE worst news at the time, turns out to me THE best decision ever. You hang in there, keep laughing and remember: its ALWAYS OK to get a third opinion before making a big decision. Laughing has kept me sane for many years. Once you can laugh at your own mortality, YOU win.
@@leighhunterjumperz3038 PS, I have a feeling you might find this funny, too. Look up a channel called Zeducation. (Tyler Zed) and see if that makes you laugh. It's like DryBar with more bite.
He's been doing stand-up comedy since he was 13 years old. Started out in Texas with his great friend and comedy legend Bill hicks. This isn't his first rodeo.
There are some really funny people on Dry Bar, but I am CRYING from laughing so hard at this guy. I got chest pains, mascara running down my face and probably some angry neighbors from 38 minutes of non-stop laughing at midnight. HILARIOUS.
It's one of these days spent watching hours of comedy, I'm drained, slightly bored, ready for bed... and now for the first time in weeks I'm laughing tears. Brilliant!
Mr Slade... Much respect! You are one of the funniest comedians ever! Usually i watch dry bar while im at work or doing things around the house.. Not this time! I had my wife and my son and a neighbor friend of mine all sitting in my living room laughing so loud i had to raise the volume 2 times just so i could hear over the laughter! We all wish you the best of luck with your comedian endeavors! Hopefully you will make it to Charlotte NC some time in the future, if so i can guarantee you will be performing at a sold out venue! Best of luck! DJC from Western North Carolina!
Couldn't believe he got so many people in the audience to bark like a sea lion. I'm surprised he didn't follow that with a bit about it being a test, and going all evolution-sheriff on the crowd.
I've watched about 50 different comedians in the last 2 months & they all were great, but this guy had me rolling so hard, i couldn't breathe! Feels good to laugh like that.😁
35:17 I work at an Independent Living Facility for Seniors. One night the light was off over the sink in the main dining room and I wasn't sure which switch was the light and which was the garbage disposal because the light always stays on and I have never used the garbage disposal. I had a 50/50 chance of getting it right. I picked a switch, flipped it slowly and it sounded like a shotgun had gone off. Now I know which switch controls what.
@@tornadogirl9099 Yep. Most garbage disposal units are not hardwired in. And I dont believe any units in commercial facilities are. The only thing that would bother me are spiders that like to dwell in cool damp areas such as under sinks. A rubber glove and a quick yank on the cord solves that problem though. 👍 I can do alot dangerous things. But spiders freak the hell outta me. 😆
In Texas we measure by driveable distance in one day. Seattle is close enough to Portland as it is a fairly easy one way drive. Several of our major cities in the same state are 6-10 hours drive one way. Therefore, we do this because we consider you *close* to the other place we stated. This is why we do this.
You're hilarious! Yes, on the directions from people!!! My friend here hasn't been downtown in our own city in decades which is really odd. It's nice, quaint, has a river walk, lots of nice restaurants, etc. I took him downtown and he kept talking about businesses that used to be there and such.
Two days ago, I was listening to XM Radio in the car and heard Dwight's gluten free ice cream / memories with Casey bit. I was laughing so hard! I came home from work today searching for almost 2 hours for Mr. Slade. I am so happy to have found such a great comedian! He is definitely up there with my faves such as Brian Regan, John Pinette, and Jonathan Winters. 😋 I will definitely watch this again and again with a big box of Kleenex. Lol!!
Netflix home page to stay! Your a complete genius!!! Genuinely funny! Somebody turn the machine that's spitting this guy out on HIGH..and keep it on HIGH..and never ever unplug it! Ever!!!
His bit with the garbage disposal actually happened to me. I had my hand in there clearing it and my father came in and as we innocently chit-chatted at the sink he didn't take note that I had my hand in it and I didn't take note that he had a glass to get some water and turning on the water turned on the garbage disposal. It just took a fraction of a second for my hand to fly out of there with minor injuries. The look on our faces as we looked at each other in utter shock must have been priceless. We laughed about it whenever we brought it up as the years went on. And I sure did laugh when hearing this today. :)
Very true with the typing I type way too fast and have to constantly fix my mistakes lol. Mostly better on the pc though. Kindle typing is different as finger tips hurt after awhile of typing. Hello how are you guys doing and are you enjoying the comedy video?
Yo, I had an aquatic frog... I was cleaning the tank and put him in a large bowl next to the sink. Fishing him out of the garbage disposal was one of the worst experiences I have ever had (he was fine. His name was fatass, don't ask, my mom named it). I could not tell what slimy thing was him or something growing sentient mold/mildew and the switch was a little wonky, had to make sure ya had some foreplay before it'd work. New house, yes the switch is still next to the light switch. I put a monster import drink sticker on it to indicate which was what. I find it fitting.
Absolutely loved about 90% of this!! He is totally hilarious!!! Really disliked the part about shooting people he disliked. I get that people are annoying and that it would be nice not to have to encounter them, but it was too much, especially considering how long he went on with the joke. I skipped forward past that part and kept on enjoying this great routine!
