Acolyte Episode 7 confuses Qui Gon 

I found that when I read Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. This series has had its ups and downs, but overall I still think it's been quite good.

Great joke about reusing material from a slightly different angle. Loved it. Subtle.

I loved that joke you put in there about reusing material from a little bit different view. Loved how under the radar it was.

Saves on cam Spectacularly well timed cut off on the outside angle, mate 🤣

I had to rewind this multiple times because I kept missing jokes while I was still laughing from before.

That camera angle joke was quite humorous

It was the first time. Then they ruined it by doing it over and over.

I thought it would get old but laughed every time 🤣

@@karenstarr That was the joke, they reused the joke several times but from different camera angles like the show reused the same scenes from different angles.

that camera angle joke is hilarious

I’m waiting for Huel to step in.

He is clearly eatting Pringles😂😂😂

Wouldn’t really work because Qui can only advertise for ghost people snacks and not for meat people snacks

How many snacks died to feed his addiction

honestly thats so genius, hope charlie sees this because thats like the perfect segway into sponsors

That's what they said at Salem too!

@@carlsiouxfalls based on the degeneracy of modern times, that's starting to seem justifiable the more "progress" we get.

Considering they had a ship that could be used for the cooking part and even the showers part, it is odd that would be the case. Maybe it's grandma's special meals that no one could replicate?

Did it on aesthetic order The dude's basically are going that he's tired of sleeping in a s***** bed so we can go and sleep in his other s***** bed.

Hear hear

Nah, Trinity just unplugged them all from The Matrix

"Kicked off the server." 😂😂 love it! 👍

Force Bluetooth Connection Severing is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals.

KIK 3-52 PLS Ok GG

He remembered that he destroyed the death star, which boosted his confidence in himself.

Himbo Anakin is his generations himbo Yord

The man is transforming before our eyes. His brain is returning to normal after being unalived for a while. The power of Bacta!!!

Yeah cause Qui Gon convinced Obi Wan to go easy on the drugs in Anakin's ham

Yeah I'm loving his development... but I love that "newborn" Anakin so damn much.

She's a witch!

It's what will happen when Trump wins in 2024.

Nah, Monty Python had soul.

So are they supposed to be dead? Like I was hoping that would be clarified but it just...wasn't. As far as I could tell they just fainted and so Mae DID actually kill them all herself with the fire. Why would shoving them out of the Wookie's head kill them all?

​@@Blisterdude123 the schills explained it as their brains got scrambled by not being disconnected properly. I guess they have to undergo a sim card removal process.

That is why HE is the Chosen One. Not some random twins.

time for your happy-ham, Ani

Iove how alternates beteen being really wise and also being the dumbest person in the room. It's like when Beavis would randomly start making sense and say something normal.

@@John_Locke_108like just when Majin Buu defined existence to Vegeta just before the explosion. #TFS ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FRqkmNW5Mtg.htmlsi=e19g74Necg7PZrxC

If you're brain damaged 😂

Maybe say that before your coven of evil dark side child brainwashing wishes constantly provoke, escalate, and lash out aggressively toward a small group of entirely reasonable, diplomatic, and confused Jedi. Maybe open with 'hey, you can take the kid', rather than twisting the screws loose from the brain of the youngest Jedi, leading to his volatile overreaction in wanting to leave the planet and sparking a conflict for no reason.

Right

Average Acolyyte defender be like: "no, you see, she was actually being extremely reasonable and it's the jedi's fault for interpreting the innocent act of becoming a dark demonic mist as an aggressive action. this is a very complex show, guys."

This episode was the best of the series just for the wookie fight but that part was stupid as hell, just what was she trying to do exactly stupid death eater wannabe witches

Nah the episode was shit but the fight was cool ​@ppsarrakis

Imagine sending Delta Force or the SAS to pick grass in Sri Lanka for 6 months. I can't help but think the show is dumb or they picked the worst Jedi of the Order to do the most menial tasks as a way to keep them out of trouble. Low and behold they still somehow massacred a lesbian space witch amoeba commune that settled on an abandoned planet. lol. Obviously the show is horrible, but I still think, when looked at in aggregate, it's a satire. The show writers didn't intend it, but that's what it is.

Odin: are you Sol the guardian of peace or guardian of picking grass?

@@Thrainite Nah. This show is fine and even entertainin!. But your take on it is even better! You should have been the director or the producer or something!

Maybe the first vergence was a tiny bug or a tiny metal man, hence the metal detector.

@@kansairobot2015 When I was in the military we were bored and talked about the resurrection story in the bible. My homie went on a hilarious rant that the legionnaires sent to guard Jesus were obviously the screw ups because he sent them to guard a dead body. They still fell asleep on guard duty and awoke to find the thing they were guarding was up and gone. lol

They must have mind-controlled the scriptwriters too.

I’m gonna try it the next time I get in trouble!

@@Lobsterwithinternet I'm pretty sure they stabbed those too. Now its just the wookie that's left

@@Lobsterwithinternet Some of the viewers may have been mind-controlled as well, lol, since I've seen people say this is the best show they've ever seen, it's their favorite thing and that it's comparable to stuff like Star Trek TNG. I mean.. what??

@@gravtycat9741 No way, the Wookie would have been able to write a story.

I love how the "lie" is actually the truth, but for the sake of the show it will continue to be a lie

It's a lie by omission. Yes it's true that Mae started a fire that went out of control, but they don't mention the fact that much of the chaos and death happened because of the Jedi's involvement, specifically Torbin and Sol breaking in and starting shit. Without them, the Witches would have probably been able to get the fire under control and everything would have been fine, or they would have at least been able to evacuate without any loss of life.

​​​@@twycross3450 It all happened because of witches. Jedi didn't "break in" to "kidnap" children, thet wanted to clarify things, instead those witches escalated situation, attacked, mindtricked several Jedi, incited a vulnerable angry kid to start the fire... It's their fault. Neither Sol nor Indara would have resorted to killing hadn't they been attacked over and over again by those witches

​@@jessemcguire2725Lmao right😅

both sides screwed up. mother koril instigated. the jedi were impatient. sol was driven by fear & too eager for a padawan

Well i mean, it sorta was to a degree. you can't make a jungle magically appear in sand, but sitll.

The problem is sand is coarse and gets everywhere

Thriving gambling culture…

True

For their next padding trick 4 different angles of the same scene in BLACK AND WHITE

next episode is just going to be in spanish 😂

Right!? 😂

well it's not a castle. it's an old mining facility that they moved into. The fire set off the gas pockets

@@Kekkersboy lol, you can see the fires moving up the walls, etc. And yes, it's not a castle, but considering they are witches and this is Disney, it seemed appropriate. :)

@@daviddehass6877 oh sure. It's a bit " castle like " But it being a mining facility an abandoned one at that explains why the fire could spread so easy

That's what happens when you mistake anthracite for granite, the power of the Force is clearly not a path to understanding geology and engineering practices.

@@Kekkersboy A mine would have ventilation shafts that the witches would need to operate and maintain.

Using metal detectors to find the Force or something. idk guys, if you're Jedi Masters and you don't know how to find the Force yet, I'm not sure what to tell you, maybe Jedi Order isn't your calling.

​@@Blisterdude123 this was clearly the short bus Jedis.

Also, in 7 weeks they were unable to spot the massive fortress on top of the mountain.

🤣🤣🤣 Sol: "We are looking for a vergence." Torbin: "I've been scanning for 7 weeks and you're just telling me this NOW????" 😠

​@@francescoserafini5328 To be fair, it's an entire planet. Though at the same time, if they were in that general area for a while....but once again, it's an entire planet

You just admitted you watch The Acolyte

Agreed

What do you mean by afterwards :) this is how I watch the Acolyte.

As someone who doesn't watch the show, Charlie's series is more than enough.

Yeah I will never watch anything that Disney touches without commentary from these Heroes xD

😂 It really was. I hate to admit this about one of my favorite franchises, but watching this show is all about the laughs now.

Yeah, or he's talking about the one from the show Gargoyles. That guy makes Palpatine look like an amateur.

No, he's definitely referring to his Padawan in Legends that turned to the Dark Side. The whole conversation was about Qui Gon's padawans. I used to love the name Xanatos. I can't remember exactly what happened in that book, but I do remember Qui Gon saved the name by telekentically molding a ring back together, which got him and Obi Wan out of some trap and he helped heal Xanatos of his anger. It's been over two decades since I read it though, so I could have the details a little off.

Qui Gon saved the day*. Not name. That was a typo. Dunno why day turned into "name", lol.

@@JadusMoltriel 😏 Sarchasm must have also been erased from the Jedi archives.

Star Wars Jedi Apprentice books! These came out while I was a kid. Xanatos did have a red lightsaber later on.

Mundane series about the lower Jedi working like The Office would be a MUCH better series v this one

Who'd have thought a fortress would be made of anthracite

Yea i mean what did she think would happen with that fire?😂 this story is just tooo bad man! These reaction video is the only reason I watch it

@@tygariont7594 Yeah I was so sure that after episode 3 it would reveal the Jedi did the fire, the Jedi murdered the cult & the Jedi took evil actions. None of that happened. I'm genuinely confused if the writers think that coming away from this episode I'm supposed to blame the Jedi? Because I don't. If I was a Jedi Master reading this mission report & it described everything that happened my only comments would be: Torbin: Maybe you need to get counselling for when you're away from home, you seemed abit too uneasy & you went crazy for a minute there saying you were going to kidnap those children. Sol: You possibly care abit too much about innocent children.You met that girl for like 10 minutes & seemed to have formed a really emotional bond. Keep that in check buddy. I have no further advice, great work killing that smoke demon by the way. Trinity: You seem really dismissive of your Padewan when he was tortured. Don't let that happen again or if it does treat it the same way as if they started force choking you. Kel-Naka: I think we need to get you a Magneto helmet to stop mind invasion but otherwise seems like you didn't do anything wrong buddy. I hope you don't feel any guilt for this. All in all team I think you had a pretty successful mission. Shame the other child died but from what Sol sensed it seems like she might have already been corrupted by the dark side if she tried to burn her sister to death. Wiping out that evil lesbian communist space witch cult seems like a net positive for the galaxy, you all get gold stars. Obviously in the future I'd recommend scanning the planet for life before spending 7 weeks studying moss but I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, if you like spending that long away from the Jedi temple then you guys do you.

Right? If you get the reference you don't need to be told what it was, and if you don't you probably aren't going to take the time to look it up just to maybe understand and appreciate it.

Probably an 8 episode series

Came here to say the exact same thing, I was guffawing.

watching this without having seen the series and I must say... I have.. absolutely no idea what you're talking about

@@DrHundTF2I barely know what I’m talking about. This show is a mess.

Oh, that explains it! ...a bit?

yeah, and it's not something he should feel guilty about either, lady turns into the shadow demon from GOT and starts to thanos snap a little girl what was bro supposed to do?

I'm genuinely confused if the writers think that coming away from this episode I'm supposed to blame the Jedi? Because I don't. If I was a Jedi Master reading this mission report & it described everything that happened my only comments would be: Torbin: Maybe you need to get counselling for when you're away from home, you seemed abit too uneasy & you went crazy for a minute there saying you were going to kidnap those children. Sol: You possibly care abit too much about innocent children.You met that girl for like 10 minutes & seemed to have formed a really emotional bond. Keep that in check buddy. I have no further advice, great work killing that smoke demon by the way. Trinity: You seem really dismissive of your Padewan when he was tortured. Don't let that happen again or if it does treat it the same way as if they started force choking you. Kel-Naka: I think we need to get you a Magneto helmet to stop mind invasion but otherwise seems like you didn't do anything wrong buddy. I hope you don't feel any guilt for this. All in all team I think you had a pretty successful mission. Shame the other child died but from what Sol sensed it seems like she might have already been corrupted by the dark side if she tried to burn her sister to death. Wiping out that evil lesbian communist space witch cult seems like a net positive for the galaxy, you all get gold stars. Obviously in the future I'd recommend scanning the planet for life before spending 7 weeks studying moss but I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, if you like spending that long away from the Jedi temple then you guys do you.

I wouldn’t go that far

At least making it mildly amusing.

Seems like even he doesn't know how to make it make sense anymore.

But only on Charlie’s videos! I’m not even watching the acolyte but I’m watching Charlie’s camera angles!

Unlike the perfect pre-Disney Star Wars shows. Droids, Ewoks, Caravan of Courage, Battle for Endor and Star Wars: The Holiday Special... peak Star Wars!

You better believe it

She literally listed off every reason she wouldn't do it, and then says "I wuz gonna do it" as her dying words. Most passive-aggressive play I've ever seen in my life.

Imagine scissoring witches being relevant in the age of warp drives and plasma swords lol

He makes videos like this for all the star wars stuff and it's all funny

Not that bad. Not sure why you are here.

@@user-ll6zn3xv9v if you think this is well written or acted as a star wars backed series you are literally hopeless on anything media related

@@user-ll6zn3xv9v no it's not that bad, is straight up horrible

@@blizzyblob There's good acting, but the writing is god awful. Sol and Qimir are good examples of good acting, but that's vastly different from what you can truly achieve given your script. Osha/Mae on the other hand... The acting is extremely bad. So is Yord and the white dude that came with Vernestra to "investigate". I will give credit where it's due, but you have to distinguish between writing and acting. As bad as the writing is, Sol and Qimir did well as far as their script would let them. All in all, I just watch the show for laughs at this point. I also watch it from a different source rather than spending money on Disney+ as they don't deserve the money/viewership.

Not enough weed in the galaxy to keep him stoned during this ordure.

Obi wan stopped dosing him with force morphine clearly evil anakin being made with the other arm changed his opinion bout dosing him lol

Clearly he's not had enough ham..

He has built a tolerance for it. Now he will have to resort to heavier drugs like cocaine.

😅🤣

The power of many blocks their heat signatures or something, I don’t know

Shhh.. don't point out the awful writing. The Disney shills will hear you & use their most powerful weapon - "Stop ruining it, it's just a show about space wizards intended for children"

It was the stone age according to qui lol

Jeckie got stabbed 3 times

I understood that reference

Ikr?! That was great! xD

After the Jedi murdered her family, tossed her in a pit, and took her sister. Sixteen years later she went on her mission of revenge but I can see why she was annoyed

​​​@@bridget7539She wasn't tossed, she didn't want to come. Jedi didn't just take her sister, Osha chose it. Sol killed her mother, true, but Indara killed them in self-defence essentially. Mae did start the fire though (and not as the revenge for that but for sociopathic reasons) after being agitated by one of her mothers. The coven aggravated situation for no purpose, noone was "kidnapping" their children.

​@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 they literally conspired to scapegoat her for the whole thing in order to cover for Sol

@@bridget7539It’s pointless debating in-story details when the writer simply wants to make the Jedi look bad. The whole thing just feels inauthentic to me. Apart from this channel, I’m completely out of SW now 😕

@@bridget7539 But Mae is never going to know or care the Jedi scapegoated her. That's not a motivation.

I thought it was just me!!! I kept wondering what virgins had to do with star wars. 😂😂

@@whatduck943you have ani’s mom and half the Jedi

As a native english speaker...I too thought they said "virgin". Vergence is not a word that gets thrown around a lot.

@@whatduck943 When I heard that line, I thought we were headed in a completely different direction - lol.

His impatience killed 50

​@ked49 Hardly, they mind controlled someone then the psyco kid burned them to death.😅

​@@ked49The showrunners' incompetence did that themselves.

Yeah the episode with barely any dialogue which when you slow down is actually pretty bad whenever it's more than a 1v1. The writers for Disney Star Wars must all get the same induction on how to be awful.

saves on character limit.

i think this was the first episode filmed because his english was AWFUL. couldn’t understand anything he said except for “virgins”

@@j4m3sii Haha can't lie, it definitely got "better" as the series went on😂

@@j4m3siiI don’t know if you know but he’s correctly saying Vergence. A very different word from Virgin.

@@craigpoltenovage9148 can i get an autograph from you, captain obvious?

@@j4m3sii No I have other fans to point out annoying grievances with.

To be fair Said space cop was 1: out of his jurisdiction 2:tresspassing without a warrant 3: it's literally the 3rd time he committed an illegal breaking and entering

​@@KekkersboyThey literally are dark side force users breeding powerful kids to defeat the jedi. Stop trying to make them seem like the good guys.

⁠@@Kekkersboy they were not out of their jurisdiction, the whole point of the Jedi reformist sect agreeing to the Ruusan reformations was they were given galaxy wide jurisdiction over force matters. Because of this he was investigating this definite force cult following reasonable suspicion and they did respond with assault ala mind control and attempted murder the second time.

@@alexanderfrederick-preece9770 you gotta realize how wrong that is. The force is a part of all living things but we can come to you home and say you're doing it wrong

@@Kekkersboy go take a look at all the atrocities and calamities caused or committed by force users, both light and dark throughout the millennia and then tell me again that there doesn’t need to be some sort of regulatory body looking out for similar issues. People compare the dark side of the force to a drug for good reasons, though they often forget that just as many are addicted to narcotics as there are to stimulants. The force amplifies what you put into it and if you don’t pay careful attention this causes issues no matter what side you use, this can be seen even in the base movies.

A bumble bee USB light stick at that 🐝

@@chamuuemura5314 USBee

ha, then told her to run away. i guess

@@kbrewers so bizarre the writing

Slightly more justifiable in that case as you could just assume Yoda quickly grabbed the rubble & then didn't have enough "force power" to pull them out from underneath without letting go of the rubble which during that half a second would have squished Obi-Wan & Anakin. In this case if Sol lets go of both bridges he can totally grab the girls in the air. They weight significantly less than those bridges.

Great way to pad out the comments section. Just use half of the previous comment in the response... 6:28 14:58 16:35

Yep. The witches were all expecting to die for the ascension Whatever that really is

Next episode. That's probably where the vergence is.

@@hoos3014 true - the dark side cave on dagobah was a vergence - and potentially the same with the one Rey ventures into on Actu