Acting Disgusted At Random Girls 

wow can't believe you guys are actually hitting the like button just because i asked 💜 thank you!

What’s disgusting is their lack of respect for this handsome and distinguished gentleman.

The “be nice” whisper @4:17 looool

The girl who pushed through it with a giggle and asked "how's you day, sir" was the realest one of the bunch who didn't know him. The majority of others are just insecure children.

"Some call this a social experiment, I call this, justice." bruh. I call this genius.

The Rizzistance!

The girls telling him they love him were wholesome hahaha. Goose had to break character and return the love

1:50 way too wholesome

The "you have been reported" is giving dark souls "you died" vibes 😂

The people in the car would’ve been the perfect moment for you to go fast and furious😂

"you have been reported" is mad levels of disrespect, thats absolutely wild

The crazy groaning face was a nice mixup lmao 3:25

Those "disgust" faces were actually not only on point, but gave me nostalgia like how people back in older england would make faces so exaggerated like that 😂😂😂 so funny.😂❤

4:16 listen to the whisper "shhhh be nice". So polite. Also loved the wheezing match.

Bro is destroying EGOS 🤣

No ones going to talk about the people racing? 😭 I’m worried about them lol

Actualy making 8 miinutes where it's only when they recognize you, might be a good idea

“That looked dangerous” after the long pause to figure out what was going on killed me 😂😂

4:00 Seeing you drop character and lock in to whatever the hell was going on in that video was hilarious 😂😂

Lol 2:55 Smeagol with hair making fun of our Goosy Whoosy.

Dude I think I love the ones more when they know you; it's literally heart warming

Every girl that laughed had a worse hairline than him 🤣

As tough as some of these girls act around their friends you know thy go home and think about this for weeks straight lmfao

“You look like you’ve been living in a rock for THREE years”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks again mr goose. Always amazed at how horribly lost and lack of respect for anyone. this young generation is wild.

2:43 - 3:32 you just kept screwing your face up - so funny 😂

I find it amazing how the girls at 2:25 start with similar expressions and then change into smiling almost at the same time without any kind of communication. That is the Goose Effect.

Those faces starting at 3:04 lol

Did that girl really stop mid conversation to take a selfie or was she just making sure she looked ok? Either way sad lmao

That 3 minute face was possibly the funniest one you’ve ever done 😂

the silent moment at 2:07 had me absolutely sent 😂

being disgusted from multiple angles is hilarious

You ruined so many egos is fuckin hilarious 😂

Goose, I’ve been low key lurking on your channel the past couple weeks and I think it’s time I say something. I don’t usually say this and when I do I don’t do so lightly. I think you’re an awesome dude and deserve to be a major success in all your endeavors. I mean that 💯

The not so subliminal "like the video" was evil genius level awesome. I obeyed.

1:05 I think she was about to say "you have a receding jawline" XD

Last girls smile was stunning

"that looked dangerous" after the long pause got me good 😂😂😂

"That looked dangerous" instantly killed me wtf 😂

Ohhh when you started to sing my heart melted❣️😹

Goose this is one of your best videos!

You gotta hit them with the “what are they saying about me:/“ line when they say don’t worry what anyone says

@6:58 what a wonderful soul. I would so marry this woman ! 🌹

3:04 i think he's actually killing me this shit is too funny 😂😂😂

You're doing so great. Seem like more and more people are recognizing you, and I personally love that. Love your content, keep going!

You're evolving, my dude

LMAO the "be nice" whisper at 4:15 I can't

"Sit down. Be humble" - Kendrick Lamar, Art of War.

Bro girls are mean, the instant laughing is crazy

This video is an absolute gem! Halfway through, and I already have tears in my eyes from laughing. Seriously, man, never stop creating content like this. Your comedic resilience in the face of negativity about your appearance is truly inspiring. Honestly, the more I watch your videos, the less your baldness even matters. It's completely overshadowed by your humor and infectious personality. It's refreshing to see someone who can not only embrace their individuality but also find humor in situations that might otherwise bring others down. In a world obsessed with outward appearances, you're a breath of fresh air. You remind me of the importance of laughter and finding joy in the simple things, even when life throws curveballs. Thanks for making the world a little brighter!

As a bald man myself this feels like justice. Thank you good sir.

3:55 this was pure gold 😂

I often wondered what people do to pass the time at home. It's crazy to think they're just sitting at home cycling through randoms around the world through video 😂

There was the "ugh" the "ew" and then inner turmoil.

Bro even the most beautiful girl will become instantly feeling ugly by that expression..lol

My favourite part is whenever you and the other person start laughing at the same time. But I gotta be honest, I prefer the rizz videos to the rejection videos, because after you tell them "no thank you" or "ew" (or just simply make that face) there's a lot of aggression coming from some people and that kills the good mood 😭 it makes me really sad that some people instantly start judging and insulting you. Kinda takes me mentally back to when I got bullied. I would love to see a whole video on nonsense content (for reference: in one of the shorts you greeted them with "My father's a dentist, he's black, how are you?") I think the reason to why this is so funny to me is because it's unexpected and leaves one baffled for a second 😂😂 Also: I love the wholesome interactions you have with some people. That's what I'd love to see more of 😊

hey goose, thanks for making partially bald sexy again. I'm killing it because of you!

I call this justice 😂

I was on the floor when he threw the rose.

4:28 *WHEEZE* *skips *WHEEZE*

Yay you did it Goose!! 😂😂 Your laugh, I can't 😂😂

So wild at the difference when people know you are famous.

This was probably the funniest video I've watched in a long time😂😂😂

How dare she be polite and asking how his day is going

The more famous, more challenging Will be

the second girl making you break was great

Youre awsome keep being you! Awesome and fun content

How women treat a guy with 1 single flaw:

The swag of the dude is Legendary....bro trying to get his a good example for other men out there , don't let a ski slope hold u back 😂

If you can say skip, next, or pass to each person, you get randomized/matched with

So no matter how ugly u are if ur famous even a little people will see u as beautiful. Thats what i got from this social experiment

puts her name on the wall ....... "that's my death note wall" hahahhahahaa

2:10 this scene is the best by far 😂😂😂

Honestly, you seem like the most normal person in whatever the hell that app is lol

Rizzle-jected ✋️

I got to be up in six hours for work and I can’t stop watching your videos. I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe. You are a good time😂 I’m so glad I found your channel, I needed these laughs!

Bro this girl just keeps coming back and she always has that hilarious reaction 😂 "No, Not again" -goosewayne

Bro told me to like the video with a jumpscare 😂

The best content on the channel. Men solidarity super weapon.

Idk if it’s just because I’m drunk , but this was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂

I be watching bros videos while slicking my hair back. Got me terrified ima go bald 😩

3:03 that scene should get memed asap

... "Uuuuu ahhhhhhhhh ... Uuuyuuuuhhhhhhh".. fkin killed me bro lol

Bro that very last clip had me dying. The lady stopped talking and the phone, processed what was happening and THEN screamed 5 seconds later😂😂

Death note wall ☠️⚰️😹 I'm officially scared now! This one was so good, I loved all the last reactions, you're getting too famous 🦆! 💪🏻💪🏻

3:54 That was a cut scene from the fast and the furious!!!

Bro I can't stop laughing at your videos.😂😂 Super dope

Not the DeathNote wall lmfaooooooooo

This guy has the most respectful fan base in all of RU-vid. I commend you sir🫡

dude I can see you enjoyed this one, and so did I. Love you bro, keep up the fire

I think Goose needs to do this, but call his clone butler in to be grossed out with him

I'm not gonna lie I'd literally die from heartbreak if Goose made the bulldog-chewing-a-wasp face at me 😂😭

The interaction at 2:40 had me wheezing in the line at the bank surrounded by about 20 strangers. 💀

Next, I'm thinking slicked back ponytail, tux, and the rose clip. Droopy eye would be a bonus.

Plan to make stank face but end up getting emotionally bullied

The driving one is wildddd

That spidey girl can make my webs shooting.

3:14 Goose is an alien

He's earned the positive attention 100%

3:26 bro looks like Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa in Mortal Kombat