For those who don’t know, characters like Dogwelder and the other members of Section 8 were created and written by Garth Ennis, who hates superheroes with a passion.
I can't believe he looked over section 8 but didn't look at the defenestrator, the man just carries around a window pane and smashes it over people's head.
He actually did in the stream but it was cut from this clip here, at 6:50 you can see he had just clicked his page. Tho the only thing he said about him after reading that he carried a window pane around was "I roll with that" and immediately went back to that moment you see in 6:51
*I remember one of these DC heroes* being able to shoot laser beams from his arms.. but he had Parkinson’s or couldn’t aim or something and slaughtered his whole team.. and there was a supervillain that got his powers from snorting cocaine. DC has some treasures.
In Stanlee's comicbook history documentary he states that in his early days of college him and his friends would get incredibly high and write whatever came to mind, then while sober try to piece it all together into a comic and thats how many of the characters were created. Whenever i see a weird random character im reminded "yeah that would be hilarious as a high college student". Its crazy that 50 years later drunken ramblings are a billion dollar franchise that people worship.
"Now Paul, hear me out, how about a spider with all the powers of a man" "Come on stan, we can't use that, bring it back a bit" "Fine, how about a man with all the powers of a spider"
Imagine James Gunn makes a movie about dog welder giving him a sympathetic and fleshed out backstory while toning done his power and making him a tragic anti hero with a horrible and strange curse
Fun fact, Dogwelder has many comics, shows, and movies, and is the second highest grossing movie behind Morbius. Dogwelder also is the most expensive action figure ever made, most expensive lego, most expensive car(his real one) and of course, Dogweders gear. Dogwelder is great.
I mean, I'm no expert, but I assume flesh and bone has a lower melting point than most metals, with all the previous dog welders being psychicly linked to you, I'm sure you could find a way to make it work
@@rat5841 yeah but thats inherently the issue bud. low melting point low burning point, flesh is reduced to particles by the time you reach that temperature. think cremation, do you get a bag of goo back or do you get dry ashes
@@SilverMusicAndGaming oh, yeah, I get what you're saying now, thanks for clearing that up. I guess dog welding really is a super power. So I wonder what bruce would think when he finds out this random psycho with a torch has more super powers than him. Must suck lol
I love that one of the first openly gay comic book characters was called “Rainbow man” and his only power was…..being gay. And he was a villain….and black.
Considering the time period being openly gay could be used as a weapon. How do you fight with a homosexual without catching the gae? Like two men touching each other, grunting and moaning (fighting) is kinda gay. Only 100% straight people can do it without making it strange Since nowadays everyone is a little bit gay it no longer works but in the - in the past he was a powerful foe
"Quick Robin, pin him down!" "bbbut Batman..." "That's right Robin, you're going to arouse him into submission. No life of crime could compare to your supple tenderness, your glistening thighs, mmm your sleek chest- Oh no! His powers are rubbing off on me!"
The whole "Reverse Flash tripping Barry" makes more sense in context. Essentially he goes mad he decides to use his ability to time travel to make Barry's life as bad as it can be without killing him.
I don’t think he meant it doesn’t make sense, I think he was more saying that it’s really dumb that Reverse Flash used his super speed to trip Barry of all things. That doesn’t make his life bad, that just ruins his day.
@@picgmr1575 damn, never thought about it like that. Getting tripped everyday. Gotta say though, sounds less like supervillainy and more like bullying💀
@@Corey_Tenderson That's exactly what it was, even in-universe. Eobard was an obsessive fan of the Flash from the future (when Barry was a historical figure) who dreamed of being like the Flash. He got his wish and used his newfound powers to go back in time... where he learned he'd actually been the Flash's nemesis, Reverse Flash. Flash had fought Reverse Flash, which led to his fame, which led to Eobard hearing the stories, which led to him becoming a fan, which led to him going back in time, which is what led him to becoming Reverse Flash... So, while the events that lead to the "end" may vary, the end is always the same. And it's a self-repeating cycle, leaving Eobard stuck in an eternal loop where nothing he does after going back in time will ever really matter as it will always conclude the same way, with the same after-effects. This not only drives Eobard insane, he blames Barry as the root of this, as if Barry hadn't become the Flash in the first place, this whole thing would never have started (and, while Eobard can't effect the Loop, Barry not becoming the Flash or whatever would end it finally). To that end, Eobard starts going back in time literally to just to fuck with Barry, hoping to make Barry Allen's life as miserable as Eobard's is. Keep in mind, there's an intentional bit of irony here: Eobard ruining Barry's life is a large part of what leads Barry to become The Flash in the first place. Thus, in his hatred and petty revenge, Eobard is actually creating the very circumstances that torment him. In short, there's a LOT more context to "Eobard Pushes Barry Allen Down the Stairs". I didn't cover it all here, this is a very basic explanation - there's even one point where Eobard figures out how to finally break the loop, only for things to get even more interesting!
I don’t know much about this guy, but Codpiece is also a funny concept. I think he’s a Doom Patrol villain based on his powers. Oh did I mention those? It’s a laser penis. He shoots a laser out of his massive dong.
Heros: There is one man who sacrificed himself for the world and the world should know his name. PR manager for the team: Alright who was it? Heros: Dog Welder. PR manager: Yeah that's not going to look good.
The sex offender hero bueno exelente has an wife named guts who is a sentient mass or organs. She even had an affair with john Constantine. Constantine doing it with a blob of flesh is one of the most cursed images I've ever seen.
I remember hearing that dog welder was made as a result of some contest to see who could make the worst (arguably) hero character that they could, and the creation of Section Eight followed, with Section Eight being the term the military uses for those that are discharged due to being mentally unfit for combat. I may be misremembering the contest thing, but the team name came from the military for the "mentally unfit" meaning
Garth Ennis, the man who wrote most of these comics, is also the man who wrote The Boys, and is also the author of some of the most messed up comics in history
@@Zizpy Honestly I see this opinion everywhere but it feels like the show is also mostly edgy shock value to me. So if the comic is the one that's just that how bad is the fucking comic.
Shakes is the most useful DC character his notes and abilities are. - Has a severe speech impediment, making him hard to understand - Is a schizophrenic
*sees a character who welds dogs to people* Charlie: I can't tell if this is meant to be serious or not *sees a character named Sidney Speck* Charlie: Ok these are obviously jokes
Nah Im with charlie on this. You can never tell with DC. If I had never heard of Batman series and I was told the main villain of the series was a clown, a fat rich guy, some guy that dies if it gets warm, a scarecrow that likes to make people scared, and a luchadore I would think that was a joke series too.
I actually have the Section 8 comics, Bueno ends up fighting (implied repping) a sentient chivalrous tapeworm that lived in a sentient mass of living organs that was also female who challenged Excellente to a duel for the hand of said sentient mass of organs. Then they got married. The priest was a martian demon or something.
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 don’t read through your parent’s divorce papers or you’ll find out your mother left your father due to his 5 mistresses who are all now buried in a field in New Mexico.
I can tell these are really outlandish characters because I, a massive comic geek, haven’t even heard mention of them until today. I must read comics with Dogwelder in it, he is too intriguing to ignore.
And then he made his way to the big screen in the second Suicide Squad movie (Well, more like an expy but close enough), where he was ridden with bullets by the villain's henchmen.
These characters come from the creator of the Boys, so you should KNOW what you're getting into. They're meant to be absolutely absurd. I mean, fair if it's not your bag, but the series these guys come from is freaking hilarious.
Hes a dogshit writer, the boys was an infamously garbage comic, and Bueno Excellente is just racist as fuck, plain edgy drivel. hes a loon and isn't involved with the show at all. a blubbering moron who deserves absolutely no praise or defending.
@@mrSatern100 Funny, considerig almost all the original team (Aside from Sixpack and Bueno Excellente) died trying to fend off a bunch of extradimensional creatures at some point. At least they died semi-heroically.
Section eight are actually perfect for robbing a bank tbh, Dogwelder and the other dude who spits will burn a hole in the vault as Bueno Altente will threaten the hostages to not move or he will assault them and later threaten the cops and potentially superheroes so they would let them go scot-free. It's a flawless foolproof plan.
"There Dogwelder learns the truth of his power. Bro, what power? He has welding equipment, kills a dog, and tries to weld it to a person. That's not a power." Wrong. He has supernatural welding equipment, kills a dog, and SUCCESSFULLY welds it to a person. Has Charlie ever tried to weld a dog to a person with some off the shelf welding equipment from Home Depot? HUH?!? It's not as easy as it looks, and definitely qualifies as some kind of "power", that's for sure. Dogwelder just throws a dog on someone's face, hits it with his magic blowtorch real fast, now it's welded to their face, by "powers".
I remember introducing Bueno Excellente to a friend of mine and got to see his reaction as he read aloud the description to his character, it was amazing.
The most powerful being in Marvel, The One Above All is also the goofiest. He takes the form of whatever you imagine him in so you can even imagine him as a talking raccoon with guns, a jetpack, and a humanoid tree beside him that keeps saying its own name.
@@Holenpense Depends on which creator, the "true" form of the One Above All is Jack Kirby, however the joke with the other ones is essentially that they are reporters make comics based on real events in the world of marvel.
When ever I think of goofy comics my brain goes to the "Great Lakes Avengers". Squirrel Girl was a part of them, but they were dragging her down so she left! To name a few: Big Bertha, a woman who can control her body size and weight at will. Mister Immortal, an immortal man who cannot die no matter how much he wants to Goodboy, a female weeb werewolf who calls her werewolf form her "fursona". One of their villians is Leatherboy, a non-super-powered guy into BDSM who originally responded to their ad for members because he misread it. Upon being rejected (despite knowing it wasn't a BDSM club) he decided to fight them multiple times even killing one of Squirrel Girl's sidekicks! All I know about the GLA I read online, I haven't read the comics, but honestly I do want to read the comics because they make me fucking crack up!
My uncle who's 63 tells me all kinds about weird ass heroes lmao. needless to say he was a 60s-90s nerd. Worst part, I fact check and he is always right 😂
Garth Ennis, who made "Bueno Excellente" wrote the Boys (not to be confused with the show, which is actually well written) and honestly wrote a LOT of cringey edgelord fanfic energy stuff outside the Boys. If you want some SERIOUS comic batshit insanity look up Ken Penders' Sonic Comics, specifically Knuckles. If you thought abortion, war crimes, death, murder, capital punishment, and torture weren't part of Sonic The Hedgehog's Canon you're wrong. thanks ken.
No you’re wrong he doesn’t own Knuckles and none of his weird alien echidna race society is apart of Sonic’s canon. Since he owns it Sega can’t technically use it. He also sued Archie for a bunch of the characters in the comics but Ken just focuses on his alien thing.
The guy is also the reason why the current IDW Sonic comics have heavy editorial restrictions. For begginers, Sonic not being allowed to be in a romantic relationship.
Garth Ennis can go too far sometimes in the case of The Boys but he has had a lot of good work too all of which is pretty easy to get through. Hitman is the comic that Section 8 originated from and has a very fun open-and-shut run, his run on the Punisher arguably saved the character, and his Punisher MAX series is universally considered the best work starring the character, and Preacher was part of the wave of titles that showed that comics could be more than just people in spandex.
I heard punisher max is one of the most graphic comics off all time but it is very popular and what about crossed that’s meant to be the most graphic comic of all time
@@Deathmare235 I’ve read all of punisher max multiple times , it ain’t “the most graphic comic of all time” far from it , it’s pretty brutal but crossed could probably get that title
I love how Section 8 can kinda stand on it's own because you already have a disgusting premise for a "superhero" and you can only go downhill from there so they just decided to make an entire super team and leaped down the stairs.
imagine a superhero who has schizophrenia but the things he imagines actually comes to life and he can control them to attack his enemies. He is an anti hero as well
There’s an episode in the show “Supernatural” with this premise, an old man with the ability to manifest things who’s going senile and keeps manifesting cartoons. I’d highly recommend
This Halloween I’m going as Dog Welder. I’m gonna put on a welding mask and gloves, a Carhartt onesie with welding rods in the front pocket and hold a rig in one hand and an angle grinder in the other. And then make my husband glue stuffed animal dogs all over him. It’s gonna be great.
I remember a quick gag in an X-men comic about "Number One Fan", a mad scientist who had his robot replace his hands with giant fan blades, then he destroyed the robot to show them off, then he couldn't open the exit door from his lab because he had no hands and destroyed his robot, and then died when he tried to smack himself in the forehead and forgot that he had giant blades instead of hands.
I have no words for how little I respect Garth Ennis as a creator. The man hates comic books with a passion, but absolutely refuses to learn about their history or stop fucking writing them. I'm so glad that the recent adaptation of The Boys took out so much of his juvenile shock value bullshit in favor of telling a story people actually want to read.
@@thenumber102k Pretty sure people do like the boys comics because I've read the entire series multiple times and I love it. It's got a series made out of it, do you think that happens to bad comics?
@@nombregenerico7775 He's absolutely wrong about Captain America. He hates Captain America because he thinks Cap takes away from the valor of actual WWII soldiers, but Cap was created by two veterans as a propaganda hero and was generally popular among the armed forces.
Ever since I learned about dog wielder he has been by far my favorite superhero. No one else even compares. I didn't even know the basis of all of his lore until now. He's just that good. Aside from maybe Baytor of course.
Fun fact: in HeartGold pokemon in one of the towns (forgot the name) there's an old man that talks about minerals not being rocks. This is obviously a reference or breaking bad
I was just doing research on real life superheroes. Kind of sad lol I got excited when I discovered Phoenix Jones until I found an article of him selling meth to a cop, and he was arrested with cocaine…. Some superheroes out there lmaooo
My favorite part of the Dogwelder franchise is when he yelled "it's dogweldin time" and started dogwelding out so hard on everyone. 43/10 film best time of all movies.
These characters are a result of the writers getting super drunk and challenging eachother to crrate the most batshit insane, wierdly specific characters they could.
For those who don’t know but there’s a super hero named stoned boy, who literally turns into a stone statue and has no mobility with it so he’s only useful if he’s thrown at someone XD, DC has the creativity of decades
“He harnesses the power of all previous dog-welders” which is…one? There was one previous dog welder, right? Does this imply the existence of several other generations of dog welders? Or did he harness the power of just….one other dude
villains always do some goofy shit. Thanos just bullies a guy every year. He also helped an old lady cross the street to stop 2 people from meeting, and prevent the cure for cancer from being made. Then while that girl was on her death bed, he showed her the life she would have lived if he didn’t do that.
At this point i think DC and Marvel just hired Joker's retired/out-of-jail clown minion to create superheroes now as the retired Batman instructed them in order to prevent them from doing crime.
I made a character called “Moist-Man” and I’m excited to inform you all that the debut edition is currently being copied and receiving its cover-art and will release within 2 to 3 business weeks.
