AD INFINITUM | Deltarune - Spamton G. Spamton Song! Prod. by oo oxygen 

LYRICS: (Without all the spelling errors!) VERSE 1 Woah! If it isn’t a Lightner! Hey hey hey! Look like you’re [[all alone on a late night?]] All your friends [[abandoned you for the slime]] you are? Sales gone down the [[drain]] [[drain]]? Living in a goddamn garbage can?! Haeahaeahaeahaeah! Friend, either you're [[closing your eyes]] To [[savings]] you do not wish to acknowledge Or you are not aware of the calibre of [[discounts]] Indicated by the presence of a [[heart shaped object]] In your community Hey kid, look at you! Right time, right place [[Ripe for the picking]] Right money in your pocket! You’re so lucky! Very lucky! Oh so very very lucky! That you get to be investing in this [[Very Special Product]] From everybody’s favorite [[number 1 rated salesman]] [[Circa 1997]] Mighty proud to say it! Mighty proud to say it! Yes I’m mighty proud to say it! [[Yes sir]]! Don’t you want to have a little fun [[little sponge]]?? Little something to pluck you from the glum humdrum??? Live comfortably [[capital at risk]] [[yum yum]] Listen up! For the offer only comes just once! [[Hey chum!]] I can see you’re having violent thoughts But don’t you wanna wanna be a be a [[big shot!]] [[Enquire today!]] While the secret’s in stock! All you gotta do is [[Hyperlink blocked]] I used to be nothing but the email guy Now I’m the [[It burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns!]] guy! CHORUS We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free VERSE 2 [[Are you feeling down?]] [[Have you lost control?]] [[Is your life a mess?]] [[Do your friends despise you?!]] Well here’s [[one weird trick discovered by a mom]] And I’m sure [[number 5 will surprise you!]] All you’ve ever dreamed of, shining, glistening! Gotta buckle up! Grab life by the [[silly string]]! You can have it! You can have it! Say the word, it’s yours! Eahaehaehaehaeh! I wasn’t listening See it says just here, right here, last year On the third of the fourth at five-o-six You searched cat pics online [[well that’s just fine]]! [[Moist, delicious cookies]] Little tippy tap kitty catalyst Now we have a list And we’ll guess what every habit is Wanna buy a cat flap? Cat food? Catchup? Catamaran? You’ll be categorically catatonic At the catalogue of categories I have at my hands A [[cavalcade of all your favorite brands]] An advertism schism cataclysm [[cash on demand]]! You’d better cancel your plans [[Cash for the crackers and the pickles and the flypaper]]! Wanna buy a cat plush? Plush toy? Toy box? Box wine? Why won’t Mike just call me backgammon? Ham and eggs? Egg chair? Chair bed? Bed bath? Bath sponge? Sponge who hates its [[$4.99]] life boat? Boat shoe? Shoestring? String bean? Bean bag? Bagpipes? Pipe bomb? Bomber jacket? Jackdaw? Doorstop? [[Stop! No, please! Don’t take my furniture!]] Stopwatch? Watchdog? Dog collar? Colorado? Adderall? Ads are all seeping Ping pong? Ponchos? Choke chains? Chainsaws? Swordfish-shish kebab-bobcat? [[Do you want a cat or not?!]] Well you wanna be a [[big shot!]] don’t you? Don’t you wanna be the [[next big thing]]? You can do it! Yes it’s true it’s really true There’s nothing to it, I can prove it Hear the registers ring! Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. You’re kidding? It’s for you [[Garbage noise]] Wanna know a secret…? [[Hyperlink blocked]] [[You too can]] have a [[communion]] with [[unintelligible laughter]] Soon I’ll even surpass that damned [[clown around town!]] CHORUS We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free VERSE 3 Holy [[cungadero]] there you [[funky]] little [[worm]] You seem unaware of all the money you could earn If you wanna get the gold Well there is stuff you gotta learn Milk the humans of their kindness Then there’s [[butter to be churned]] You. Want. It. Need. It. Don’t. You. See? But if you wanna make your screen green You’re gonna need my Kromer key Yes you’ve got trouble my friend [[whadayatalk?]] Right here in Cyber City! See I used to be a [[top notch]] [[big shot!]] Best deals! Best wheels! Best [[best prices in the tri-state area]] But you can get it back! Ha ha ha! Yes you can! All you gotta do is follow through my [[twelve step plan]] Bigger, bigger, better like the telephone was telling me [[You gotta know the territory!]] Spend a hand, lend a grand Who’s gonna patronize a little bitty Two by four kinda store anymore? Gotta go! Gotta get! Gotta get on and go! Make a deal! [[Big deal]] [[High score!]] [[Our store is closing]] Hot tip! Drop shipping! 4, 3, 2, 1! Not skipping offers wired into your inbox Swing by the gift shop! Think of the [[big shot!]] All this and more, click [[Hyperlink blocked]] Can anyone hear me? Help… Mike… Mike? CHORUS We’ve got never bettered bargains, we’ve got deals you won’t believe We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need If you’ll pardon us the jargon here’s our Darkner guarantee We take cash or card or credit, but we’ll take your heart for free VERSE 4 [[Insurance!]] Know that I’m the best in policy! [[Honestly]] do you want to end in poverty? Buddy, I’m the one to help invest it properly! I’m here to talk about [[extended warranty]]! It’s a super, bumper, liquidation, last chance First day, half price, fire sale like never before! And it’s there to explore, when you step in the door The very model of a modern major general store! But the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it Those who have it really have it If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the haves are very glad its Just the haven’ts that’re lacking what they’re having Now the ads have got the traffic And we’ve grabbed your demographic So you’re packing up your basket Cos your dad has gotta have it He’ll be sad if you don’t wrap it with a tag, it’ll be tragic So you’re manically grabbing at the shelves amid the panic Seems that everybody has it, man you really gotta have it So you get it, you’re ecstatic, but a crackle in the static And the it is out of fashion, just a fad, a piece of plastic So you trash it then you get back into your car cos you don’t have it And the fact is everybody’s gotta have it, gotta have it Those who have it really have it If you haven’t, well you’ve had it, couldn’t hack it Now the haven’ts haven’t had it and the hads are very glad its [[Hochi mama]] what a mouthful! In the [[encyclopedia of]] [[being afraid]] There ain’t nothing to be scared of till there’s fees to be paid There’s deals to be made with [[seasonal savings]]! Regional ratings are lethally fading Screaming and raving, ceaseless appraising [Neat little plate with a needless engraving] Legally grey but sweet with the phrasing Feet in the grave but gleefully trading Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]] Deal so good I’ll [$!$$] myself Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]] [Gone with the sugar barrel, pickle barrel, milk pan] Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]] I can feel that [smooth taste] already! Feeding the cravings, eat [[little plaything]] [[Hyperlink blocked]]

the fast part of this song (4:18) lasted 26 seconds and had 249 syllables, which means they were rapping at 9.576 syllables per second. Eminem's "Rap God" has a fast part which includes 153 syllables and lasts for 16 seconds. He was rapping at 9.5625 syllables per second. Stupendium, you are officially faster than Eminem

I am autistic, and in future, when I need to explain to people what sensory overload feels like, I will show them this video.

How did it take me so long to realize the [moist delicious cookies] was literally in reference to the cookies that you find on nearly every page, and that the next bit is cookies seeing your data and force feeding you personalized ads from your data history and anything that could possibly be related to it. So it’s not random I’m just dumb and he’s a genius.

The “you're kidding? It's for you” part never fails to hit just right. It's one of the best lines in the entire song, both in delivery and in how inherently aggressive it sounds.

Going for a big data angle with searching “cat photos,” and letting that flow into an entire verse of “cat” related wordplay of trying to sell the viewer stuff, might be the most “Stupendium” thing we’ve ever had from you. I LOVE IT.

Fun fact: the first half or so of the fourth verse's have and have-not section has 158 syllables in about 16.5 seconds. The fast part of Rap God by Eminem has 157. So technically you could say that Stupendium is now a rap god O.o

"The very model of a modern major general - store" I am ecstatic

The Kromer Key lyric is a stroke of genius that needs so much more recognition than it could ever get

For a while now, I've been wondering why he just says "MOIST, DELICIOUS COOKIES" at 1:46, it's so unattached from the rest of the song. And then it hit me. Cookies, as in internet cookies, which is the data websites use to hit you with targeted advertisements. It's absolutely brilliant.

I have no idea what just happened but I loved every second of it

"We can tell you what you want before you realise what you need" That's such a beautiful line to me. It sums up human desire and the internet so well...

The sheer amount of times I've come back to rewatch this, I can't help but share my appreciation for this work! The song alone is so chaotically catchy, and the level of detail in every nook & cranny are staggering! As a video editor myself, I'm addicted to every possible aspect of this piece, finding myself stopping to admire the tiniest details all throughout! Only the #1 Rated Salesman himself could effortlessly sell me on This being the most accurate interpretation of the real Spamton. 💸 It's a deal!

MY GUY... THIS IS... INSANE...

This genuinely feels like Spamton have a mental breakdown trying to keep the only customer he's seen in years, going absolutely insane over the fact that he could finally get profits he hasn't got since 1997

Whoever can Karaoke this whole song I have MAJOR respect to.

I’m sure I’ve commented here, but here’s some of my favourite lines / parts “Screaming and Raving with ceaseless appraising, Neat little plate with needless engraving” I love how the lines rhyme in an odd but perfect way The entire part about how you’ve just got to have it. When a trend is going, if you don’t have it, your not considered cool, but eventually the trend dies and nobody really cares about it anymore, hence “just a fad, a piece of plastic” and then it moves to the next trend Deals so good I’ll [cash Register sound] myself. I always imagined this as a line spamton would say, and instead of a censor it would be a “Kaching!” And finally, the verse where the second word of the advertised item is the first of the next. Like others have said, related items, but eventually you’ve gone through so many related items it’s not even close to the original

the Spamton makeup/costume looks like out of a good live action adaption of Deltarune

God, there is so much symbolism in this song, not a single line was thrown in there by chance. Even the monologue about cats was on purpose, as Spamton Neo himself has the Cat element.

i am autistic adhd and i used to listen to this song for hours at a time when it first came out because 1. spamton hyperfixation/specil interest and 2. it is so much organized chaos at once which my brain likes a lot

If I’d found this two years sooner I genuinely think it would’ve sucked me right into the deltarune fandom. Even now it has me scrolling through the deltarune wiki and wish listing the game. Brilliant song!

Shoutout to the visuals for being insane literally 100% throughout the video

THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!!

2:37 ok but just the detail of the silly string guy still being there in the background is practically worth the rewatch alone

Obsessed with how, when he’s rattling off items to buy, each item is strategically linked to the one before it by the first shared word: ie, “Cat plush, plush toy, toy box.” Like it gets lost so easily in all the chaos but it’s such a COOL fucking structure and I love it

4:12 That hip movement to the beat is godly

This is insanely hypnotic, I didn't know it was possible to feel this overstimulated and still be completely hyperfocused at the same time... Will come back and listen to it 50+ times in the coming days, there's no denying it

This song makes me remember that the Deltarune fandom is both genius and insane at the same time and I love it

This man is perfect for Spamton -> looks similar -> sounds like what spamton would probably sound like -> fast talking -> very very good at being evilly corporate

Honestly, this is one of the most lyrically dense, chaotic, and overwhelming songs I’ve ever seen, yet it’s an absolutely masterpiece. Your performance as the Spamton is impeccable and the visuals and references are beyond impressive. I’ve been watching your content for a while, and this is crazy. Keep up the great work [BIG SHOT].

got linked to this by a friend while trying to beat spamton neo on stream. it's *really good*

For most of the video, the percussion is just aggressively and ravenously trying to tear me apart and i love it This is like a bullet pattern birthday card to the world

I love the name of this song Ad Infinitum looks like it means “Infinite Ads,” alluding to Spamton’s well spamming nature. Ad Infinitum in Latin means “To Infinity” which could also hint to Spamton’s Spamming but also could refer to Spamton wanting to reach “Heaven” Ad Infinitum also means “Forevermore” which also alludes to Spamton seeing past “Heaven” but could also be a reference to Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven” where a man is too attached to his past love, hinting toward Spamton’s obsession with him being the “Big Shot” of Cyber City. Overall a nice little play on words.

I love how the entire song feels like a build-up. It reinforces the feeling of a salesman trying his absolute best to pull you into his deals, building up so that you accept the deal without reading the fine print.

oh my god I just now realised that "toy box" kinda sounds like Toby Fox. You genius bastard

While riding the train, someone could hear me listen to this from my headphones and asked me if I was okay 😅 sure thing, this has just become my new stimming song 😂

You know it's the real Stupendium touch when you can see the singing sprites' faces briefly change to fear and panic before they finish morphing into Spamton

The name of this song is incredibly clever, it's called "Ad Infinitum" which in Latin means "to infinity" but it also uses "AD" as in "Advertisement" which is what Spamton is all about. Even the title is a [BIG SHOT]

I know I’m very late commenting, but I just wanna say how much I love this song. It incapsulates Spamton VERY well, and the amount of research that must’ve been done to pull so many references is amazing. The art too is great, I love how jumpy and fast moving it is, while it’s still game looking. Things like the white outline, and when your head turns into a png really sell that it’s a game world. Also on a more personal note, I know a lot of people have already said this but you made a very specific sound in this song. It’s a good representation of what being over stimulated feels like for some people who struggle with that, but for people like me with ADHD it’s a very comforting song structure wise. It’s fast and constantly throwing something new at you. It doesn’t give me time to get distracted or start losing interest. I have never heard another song be able to do this. I don’t think you necessarily did that on purpose, but thank you for this song. I’ve seen your comments on peoples videos reacting to this song and, you always say it’s not a great one to start on, which it isn’t, some people may not like this, and assume this is what all your music sounds like. However I think this is my favorite one of your songs ever made. It’s amazing in every way, from the art, lyrics, references, music, and over all structure. I think this song is a very good representation of your skill. Keep making more bangers!

A year later, this is still by far my favorite song you've ever done. Maybe I'm just biased towards this more musical theater style when compared to the slower raps, but there's just so *much* in this song that nothing else can compare.

The song slaps but we CAN’T ignore these 10/10 visuals. The spritework, rotoscoping, glitchy transitions, background work… SERIOUSLY HOW LONG DID THIS TAKE?!?! I gotta see if I can emulate this elegant yet choppy style somehow. Spamton’s existence has brought us some art that outshines entire movies, and this is up there as one of the greats now in my mind.

1:40 This whole speach about cats and catalogs are actually tied to Spamton, because if you don't know, types of enemies have different elements that are weaker to certain items, and Spamton has the CAT element, the same element that Tasque Manager has.

Oh lord it's my ADHD brain without meds and sensory issues as a song. And yet I can't stop listening.

Somehow, I've never heard this song until tonight, and holy _shit_ is this an absolute masterpiece. I love that you incorporated a lot of Spamton's actual in-game dialogue into the song itself, and what isn't in the game itself could absolutely sound like it belonged there--including the music it's rapped over. What an incredible piece of music. Edit: I also just noticed that "smooth drink" is called 'Shize' which is German for shit. Absolutely perfect.

“You’re gonna need my Kromer key” is one of the best parts of this song. The green screen turning off as the line finishes adds so much.

As a song, this probably won't end up on replay for me, little too all over the place for my liking. But as an experience, holy shit I can feel the effort Lyrically and visually. Gets across the whole spam part, literally getting blindsided from 12 direction with 20 different things at once my brain is burning help

I am so mad at myself for not listening to this sooner because this is absolutely insane and incredible and I cannot get over the MULTIPLE references to The Music Man they are absolutely BRILLIANT

Please don’t take my furniture Stupendium.

"So how does one write a song to be sung by a character who struggles with complete sentences? The answer? Throw all the lyrical rules out the window and go a little bit insane. Has it paid off? I don't know! I hope so." Has it ever! It feels like your Spamton is reciting fragments from several dozen different songs at once, which is exactly what it SHOULD sound like. Of all the songs I've seen by you, this one feels like the most ambitious and unique. The true unsung hero here is, of course, the creator of the instrumental accompaniment. The almost dubstep like beat seamlessly adapts to the near constant changes in tone and tempo.

dude makes eminem look like the alliteration expert instead of the rap god.

This feels like a 90's PSA song about the dangers of malware and the internet. Complete with shady character to represent the evil. Not in a bad way, of course. This song is perfect for spamton.

Well, do you want a cat or not?

I've been listening to this song for months and MAN this perfectly encapsulates everything spamton is, with rediculously masterful lyricism and one hell of an earworm of a melody all sung with some bonkers talent. This is an absolute masterpiece of a song.

Holy CRAP that was friggen amazing!! It was sensory overload in the best way possible and I cant even IMAGINE all the work that went into this! well done!!

One thing I love about all of Stupendium's work is that nothing is frivolous. Every single line has a purpose, and every visual element is there for a reason. Even things that seem irrelevant. One thing I haven't seen many people comment on is the "Moist, Delicious Cookies" line, which at first just seems like a random interlude trying to sell another product, but the context at that point in the song is about recording search history, and how do websites store user information for tracking purposes? Cookies. I just can't. It's too good.

This scratches my brain in all the right places

They abandoned me for the slime ):

Why do you have the perfect voice for what I call the "bastard capitalist" character? Any song where you're playing one if them is beyond amazing

I’m convinced that this is a character study disguised as a song. Brilliant!

3:30 is just like Homer Simpson at the doctor. "His jiggling, it has a hypnotizing effect..." Never saw it before, and now I can't unsee it! HELP

In the last part with the Addisons, they all seem scared or in pain before they get Spamtonified.

I feel like every sense has been attacked and I feel like a very lucky [Little Sponge] to have experienced It!

Despite the overwhelmingly dense and immense lyrical performance, can we just appreciate the actual production here? The way the kick hits harder as the song goes on is just brilliant. Absolutely fantastic work by Oxygen.

Everything is happening at once. It suits Spamton so, so, so well.

The Music Man references made my eyes pop out of my head in delight holy shit

I never understood people describing a song as “scratching an itch in their brain” until now. Can’t stop listening!

So... he's definitely doing a sequel of this right? Big Shot? He was teasing Neo Spamton at the end, and I need more of whatever this insanity was

one thing i think people don't realise enough is that the opening instrumental of the song sound eerily similar to the opening of The Music Man Musical, and I LOVE that detail

As another one with autism, this video is just the purest overload for me lol. But the Song... Its Peak! It's the best indie song I've ever heard and i absolutely love the visuals and how much effort you put into every single video. You absolutely deserve the 2€! Keep doing exactly what youre doing we love it!

I keep forgetting that every single live-action part of this video was recorded in a single day. How is that even possible?

Okay but no one is calling out the artistry that is the chain of words starting at 2:00. The amount of thought that had to go into that combo, in that exact number of words, in that exact rhythm, and to steer it into the segments of Spamton's story, and back to the word cat had to have taken at least some hours.

There are a few things i didn't see anyone talks about. I really adore how you're marketing yourself with all of your gestures, movements and stuff as Spamton. That's one of the reasons makes me watch this so many times. This is so characterised and entertaining to watch. I mean you didn't just make a song and write lyrics. This IS Spamton singing with is personality. Little similar with how they write lyrics from the perspective of animatronics in fnaf songs.

I haven't played Deltarune Chapter 2 because my friend obsessed over it to the point it killed any interest I had in even looking at it... But I stumbled across this song (as well as your whole channel recently) and it makes me want to actually go play the game. I have no clue who Spamton is and now I need to know because this abhorrently obscene controlled chaos is honestly amazing. It manages to both overwhelm my senses while catering to my ADHD. I love it

Jesus, the “gotta have it” part is nearly unintelligible, but in the best way possible. Like it just flies by and you can’t keep up with it. As always, amazing job on the song Stupendium :)

HOLY [[Big Shit]]! You're amazing, never stop creating. Thank you.

So far this song is the only animation/fan creation that perfectly exemplifies spamton’s character. Out of every undertale or delta rune character, spamton is the most disagreed upon character but I feel like this song takes Toby Fox’s original idea and amplifies it into one of my favorite songs to this day. Nothing but praise for this and all other Stupendium songs, utter perfection.

I cannot stop listening to this on repeat, the Have It segment, the last verses flow with "there ain't nothing to be 'fraid of till there's fees to be paid" and the rhyme scheme with the two worded polyrhythms is just insane.

I never even considered Stupendium doing a Spamton song- but just seeing the title I'm already reminded of how well he is at doing creepy showman/salesman voice and I am SO ready for this!

is nobody going to talk about the INSANE editing of this video ??? THE EDITORS DESERVE PRAISEESSS 👏👏👏

Re-listening this song and I've only just picked up now the reference at 4:15 "The very model of a modern major general store!" Well done, that's hilarious lol

This is so weirdly comforting and relaxing to my ADHD it's weird

I didn't realize "The Music Man as Presented by Spamton G. Spamton" was what I needed until you delivered it. Godspeed Stupendium.

Nobody’s been talking about how every tiny detail in the MV adds lovely depth the video. Right down the the Papyrus Statue suddenly becoming Spamton, and slowly everything else in the video that isn’t spamton disappeaing

I was checking out your music on apple when I recognized “You’ve got Trouble” Awesome song btw

One thing I really love about this song is that, despite the speed and the sheer amount of things happening in the song, I could actually make out the lyrics 90% correctly on the first try, which I can almost never do.

The songs insanity is what truly makes it unnerving, Spamton is so much more than comic relief and this song really proves that, the invasive ads that feel out of THE DATA STREAM, I can feel so many of stupendium’s other songs in this and that’s not an insult, stupendium’s acting in this is so good and insane, here’s to hoping your futures bright man!

I feel like writing anything for a character like this is twice as hard, like a second personality mixed with spamton's for all the spam bot quotes, seriously great work

The aggression. The frantic nature. The excessive focus on money and even down to the subject, a salesman, being just as distraught as everyone else. The very "nobody wins" vibe. Bo Burnham's 'Welcome to the Internet' walked so The Stupendium's 'Ad Infinitum' could RUN Edit: not to mention that despite the disturbing content its incredibly pleasing and I keep coming back to it 😂

Out of all the songs you have composed. This is by far the most chaotic. The lyrics are essentially a salad of words that are all spammed so rapidly fast.

This is EXACTLY what a song by Spamton would be, his spirit is captured absolutely perfectly, you never fail to impress

This might just be the most horrifyingly condensed collection of marketing tactics I’ve ever seen. Genuinely eerie and terrifying. Well done.

I love how there is a brief moment when the chaos ceases and he just says " moist delicious cookies". Its so random and unexpected and i love it.

I am the sound tech for an upcoming production of Music Man and this song immediately opens with 76 Trombones, SO MANY REFERENCES to the Music Man peppered around in here! The very essence of the modern digital con-job that is internet marketing, GREAT JOB STUPES!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupes has surpassed being comprehensively great and gone into “I have no clue what’s happening but it’s awesome” territory. Don’t think I’ll be seeing any covers of this one haha.

As a person with adhd who feels understimulated almost all the time listening to this song is weirdly relaxing? Its like getting to listen to something that plays out in the way my thoughts process things it's really nice actually

Sensory Overload the Musical! A true attention grabber for all and a masterpiece!

a question I've always asked myself: do you do ALL the production by yourself? Effects, editing, anything and everything really. Cause if you do.. jesus christ, it's sadly incredibly rare to see this kind of commitment and talent on RU-vid these days. Really hope you're finally breaking the 1.000.000 Subscribers soon! Also LOVED your performance at the strreamy awards. Didn't expect it at all, especially being introduced by MatPat of all people

A little bit of Spamton lore, a tiny smidge of pop culture references, and a whole fistful of genuine (and genuinely) concerning marketing practices, topped off with spectacular editing and make-up. Man, even the title of the song is genius. I'm still in awe this even exists.

This needs to be turned into a "fill in the gaps" lyric activity for high level foreign language English students

It’s so hard to keep up with, but it kinda makes sense considering how Spamton is And of course, I can’t turn down all these delicious [Kromer Flavored] Music Man references