Adeptus Custodes (NEW Codex) vs Chaos Daemons (Khorne) Battle Report 2000pts 

For all the nipple scared out there: Thank you for worrying about me😄 No one asked me to wear anything, I ALWAYS wear something I’m comfortable in. Stop being angry with women’s nipples, they’re not that scary🥰🥰

I'm just here for the thumbnail

Yes she is beautiful, I just like seeing a well painted daemon world army, really no limit to what you can do with your imagination when painted something related to Chaos.

never hear someone say "i wanna quit"in round one and mean it. made me laugh so much. seen castodes do some work even in the new codex, learning is part of the game, and please dont put your army against the board edge. anna you where saying it was not a nice place to be at, though it is where you chose to be. khorne, love those deamons, just started an army a half year ago. painting those up is just fun! nice battle report, on to the next one!!

Amazingly painted armies, fun battle report to watch. One thing for 'Fire Overwatch' stratagem, it has a restriction that it can't be used on titanic units, so Canis Rex and other big knights can't use it 😞

That daemon army paint job is insanely good

If you look closely there is some warhammer models in the background of some shots… I think.

Dude is very lucky to be with such a hot lady who enjoys things like this

Its Annas win 100%. Nice strategy and perseverance. 3pts just infelicity

Man, that is some cursed dice rolling; even the dice hating on the golden boys.

Great game and armies 😁. Keep up the awesome battle reports!

So normally, if you want to reroll a dice roll, for example the one fail out of the eight save rolls of the blood crushers, you need to slow roll them => you rolled all together, reroll a dice is not allowed => dead blood crusher => no 6 inch charge on Carnis Rex => different game....

Cool narrative story

Dear god

love seeing more females getting into gaming. The sausage fest has lasted to long and id rather not have to join a yoga class to go actually meet someone lol

We need Anna cam !

Wait a minute... a women playing warhammer... and a good looking one with that ? what sorcery is this ???? :p

Awesome paint jobs. Again. :-)

I love how your battle reports offer some lore at the begining. That, plus the fact you're using non meta lists, painted to such huge standard, makes for a very enjoyable experience!

Your paint schemes are stunning! Very nice

the fuck is this... a good looking woman playing warhammer? Does this mean we have to wash ourselves now? REEEEEE

That was rough to watch! I've never seen rolling like that.

great work on the reports! And amazing miniatures. I love the painting on demons and also on the custodes! Keep up the great job! 😉😄🤩

NGL that thumbnail was a trap. I stayed for the battle! GGs

These armies are looking top notch! The bases on the Khorne army !

Came to ask questions about the paint job, saw some stuff about nipples 😂. Seriously though how did you guys do the molten effects 🔥

This is the first time ive seen majority khorne army since 7th edition. Kudos to you, great looking army.

I love the golden boys the lore the models, but the rules are so not fun, there is nothing reflecting the ire… eg the ork and chaos codex are almost perfect examples of fun rules that mostly work or add something. Should custodes be able to win battles… yes but not easily as they are not an army so should have very few units… but those units should murder so much and withstand so much (similar to the lore) you can have varied unit types but not be able to choose much cause if how expensive and powerful each unit is… then you would HAVE to have different detachments to vary you game play… eg dread host focus on ott killing power, shield host defensive /holding ground buffs, solar watch mass movement reactions and assault, fall back charge shoot deep strike shenanigans, eyes of the emperor - de buffing / screw around with opponent stuff … there is so much more they could do it’s just disappointing… plus data sheet needs that we’re not justified. I’ll get over it one day lol

Omfg! pls do a Paint Tutorial on these beautiful Lava Themed Daemons..pls! i mean it! :D

awesome batrep :D that paintjob is so sick ❤❤❤

Flesh hounds only have 1 burning roar. It's the lead dog.

correct me if i'm wrong but Callidus wouldn't be able to vect since she was off board. also, only 1 of the flesh hounds (technically called gore hound) has a flamer.

Fantastically painted armies and a very entertaining battle report, but for future reference all imperial assassins have the assigned agents and epic hero keywords meaning you can only take one assassin. I only learned this from a friend when I showed up with one of every assassin to a casual game.

Nice thumbn... i mean game

Damn! Those Khrone Bloodcrusher paintings look awesome. Stunning miniatures, beautiful girl(with bonus ^_^), warhammer..... What else can we ask for? Thanks for bringing us a nice day~~~

Identifies as a custodian 😂 well if they are letting chicks in now, why not random baseline humans too? They'll let anyone in these days lol

Allarus and Wardens are the way to go... but in your case i would have played 3 Allarus with 1 Captain, gives a lot more survivability to the unit... and yes only one or two strats can be played on him but it means one Free reroll or free 4+ fnp vs mortal wounds. 3 tanks been custodes in 10th every time they lost the fnp. I never leave without those Grav tanks

Ah what fun. If I was in my right mind after departing Ukraine I certainly would have had such pleasant associations. Oh well. Perhaps another day.

The dice curse is strong. I normally throw five 1s out of six on 2+ for my Word Bearers. Russians call it "рак кубов", my condolences, but if you play villains, it is almost fine.

Nice game and a well done report. Some back and forth swings as well, which is great to see. Looked good for the demons early, but got a lot closer towards the end.

This was a fun batrep! Surprisingly close, with better rolls could've been a Custodes victory. Anna had good intuition with tactics, even though the Codex doesn't really give much to play with. Also, great looking armies!

are those bloodthirsters 3d printed? those look sick

Those demons looks awesome wow.

No fuckin way she plays Warhammer. What an O.P build of a human.

I am hesitant to watch any custodes game these days (after the nerfs), but with a knight along maybe it will be different.

Excuse me those deamons are fk beautiful ! (Custodes too tbh)

Both armies are stunning. And still not the best looking things on this battlefield rep. Fun game.

Ok, then less work for make the lists for the next battle 😂😂 I never saw something like that...

Double Land Raiders lets gooooooo! Also the VF dice are looking nice. Gonna have to pick up a set

Awesome! The miniatures are just next level stuff!

yea sure like that's your girlfriend who's actually playing warhammer.

I came in just to see Canis Rex, is there any real purpose to why he's being taken over three armigers? I can see one warglaive and two Helverins being cheaper than him with more wounds.

both your paint are insane as fuck good job

It's about the people, reaĺly..behave

Give that Blood Crusher a name! haha

I'm so sorry about that turn 1 Ana. Omggggg 😮

Any more guides to playing Knights?

Pretty sure only the lead Khorne hound has the ranged attack burning roar Good bat rep otherwise

Everything beautiful here. But "Allarus guys" are the most.

Straight to the action and great warhammer content. Always on point.

those army's are stunning

God damn these modles are epic

Minis on RTX Graphics

I thought you said ' strategic genius Barry McCallum', and thought it was the best custodes name I've ever heard!

The first turn.... oh no....

I was just thinking of making a Khorne demons list so i can play 40k and fantasy. Do you happen to play Fantasy?

Nice paint

I've been trying to convice my wife to play for years. What's your secret? How did you get her hooked? 😂

Great video great painted models well done , cheers Phil more please

а вот и та самая девушка кустодианка) я нубас а откуда у кустодиев Кнайгхт?

What app are you using for the battle report?

How cold is it in that room?

Awesome paint job 🎉 Couldn’t finish watching, hearing you laugh is torture.

Рак кубов - это опасная, но совсем не редкая болезнь, но не отчаивайся, у всех было, у всех проходит, ахахахахаххаха Спасибо за крутой репорт, ребят😂

Canis rex has a 5+ invuln in melee tho?

So now are we just using women to calm the fury of the community about the crap they did. Notice that I'm not saying u dont play since born and u actually love this game. But you supporting the new custodes, and being hot as hell, brings me a rotten smell that I dont like. And I love the female partys in 40k like SOB or SOS, or the major ranks on the imperial guards. But no, a video supporting the new terrorist attempt from the bad lobbys to the GW playerbase its not something good.They gaslit everyone, they mistreated, they insulted, and yet here u are sharing this. You paint as heavn(if its your work, I dont belive anything in net anymore), sure u are a good player, and sure u love the game. But this is not okay.